What do I need these million fans for?

"Tan Chang, the vice president seems to be looking for you on WeChat..."

Before Yue Qing finished speaking, he saw Tan Chang running into the room in a panic, grabbed the mobile phone on the bed, and stuffed it into his pocket.

"Senior, why haven't you changed your clothes yet?" Tan Chang asked.

He never thought that Chen Zhenyu would send a message at this time, and he was so upset that he didn't dare to look Yue Qing directly in the eyes.

"No hurry, I'll change clothes later." Yue Qing said with a smile, making it impossible to guess what he was thinking, "The vice president has something to do with you, don't you want to see what he said?"

"Anyway, dogs can't spit out ivory." Tan Chang muttered softly.

Although he hadn't had time to read the content of the message, seeing the current atmosphere, the prank was exposed in all likelihood, and he felt extremely annoyed.

If he had known this would be the case, he would not have listened to Chen Zhenyu's instigation to tease his seniors.

It's good now, not to mention the prank messed up, and the atmosphere has become more embarrassing than before.

"Comrade Tan Chang, that's not what you said before." Yue Qing imitated Chen Zhenyu's tone and said, "Did the prank go well?"

Tan Chang swallowed, and pretended to be stupid: "What, what prank?"

"How do I know what a prank it is? The vice president asked you." Yue Qing smiled and said, "He asked you if you're going well" instead of asking you "how are you getting ready". It's over, it's in progress...Although the vice president likes to kill, but the president is still in a cold war with him, he shouldn't be so blind."

His university major is law, and his daily hobby is helping people analyze emotional problems, so he quickly guessed the cause and effect of the incident.

To be honest, before he saw that message, he never thought that Tan Chang was trying to play tricks on him.

He thought that the Coke was shaken like that by the vending machine, but now it looks more like the result of someone manually operating it.

But no matter what, he couldn't figure out why Tan Chang did this.

Is it fun to play tricks on people?

And with Coke all over the place, it's a hassle to clean up.

If they can't clean it completely, they may have to pay an extra cleaning fee for it.

"You're too childish!" Yue Qing threw down these words, and went to change clothes without looking back.

Tan Chang stood there in a daze for a long while, without saying anything, and obediently returned to the balcony, continuing to clean up the traces of Coke.

When Yue Qing came out of the bathroom, he happened to see this scene.

For some reason, he suddenly thought of the Disney version of Cinderella. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that Tan Chang looked like Cinderella, and he couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Are you trying to get clemency by behaving so well?" he asked.

"It's called good eyesight!" Tan Changdao, "Try to make a good impression on your honor. If you can be lenient, everyone will be happy. If you can't... you have to do what you want to kill. Anyway, after 18 years, you will be a good man again. .”

"Don't worry, you are not guilty of death." Yue Qing hugged his arms and snorted coldly.

However, before Tan Chang had time to be happy, he heard the other party continue to say: "However, capital crimes can be avoided, and living crimes cannot be escaped."

"It's okay, it's better to live than die." Tan Chang said with a playful smile.

He realized that Yue Qing was not really angry, and his hanging heart finally fell back to the original place.

The big deal is to help the other party take a few more suppers, which is not a problem for him at all!

As long as Yue Qing doesn't hate him...

"Don't be too happy too early, I haven't opened the court yet! You have to remember to confess and be lenient..."

Before Yue Qing could finish his sentence, Tan Chang continued, "If you confess, you will be lenient, and you will be imprisoned; if you resist, you will be strict, and you will go home for the New Year."

"You're talking nonsense! If you keep doing this, I'll treat you as deliberately disrupting the order of the court!" Yue Qing said angrily.

"Okay, okay, I will know everything and say everything." Tan Chang raised his hands above his head, expressing that he would cooperate seriously.

After a pause, he said again: "Your Honor, do you want to wear a wig?"

He remembered that when he used to watch TV dramas, the judge in it would always wear a very distinctive wig.

He made up Yue Qing's appearance in a wig, and burst out laughing.

"Is it funny?" Yue Qing gave him a white look, "It's traditional for judges to wear wigs!"

"Then when will you be traditional again?" Tan Chang asked curiously.

"Chinese judges don't need to wear wigs in court... But it is said that British judges first wore wigs because they were too hard to work and bald, and they were afraid that everyone would lose concentration during the court session, so they wore wigs." Yue Qing thought Think, say.

It turns out that judges wear wigs because they are bald? !

Tan Chang felt that he had gained knowledge again.

But having said that, the senior seemed to be memorizing the code crazily before the exam, and he paid homage to his fallen hair in his circle of friends.

If things go on like this, what if he is really bald one day?

"Senior, it's time for you to use Bawang shampoo." Tan Chang said seriously.

Being bald is like being fat. You can ridicule yourself, but others can't.

"You are bald! Your whole family uses Bawang!" Yue Qing dissatisfied, "My hair is still lush, okay? No, you can touch it yourself!"

Without waiting for Tan Chang to react, he pressed the other's hand on his head.

Yue Qing's hair volume is indeed very impressive, and because it has just been washed, it feels unusually good.

Tan Chang couldn't help rubbing it twice, and his sense of happiness burst instantly!

Wait, is this the legendary... head-touch killing? !

Yue Qing seemed to be aware of this face, and the tips of his ears were slightly red.

He patted the other person's hand away, and muttered in a low voice: "Just to let you feel it, you are actually addicted to rubbing!"

Tan Chang stared at the hand that had just passed through the other's hair, and smelled it mysteriously.

"It smells so good..." he murmured.

Yue Qing's face turned red all of a sudden, and the top of his head seemed to be smoking: "I use the shampoo here... Your hair also smells the same."

"I have the same taste as my senior now..."

After saying this, Tan Chang also blushed.

Obviously just stating a fact, why does it feel full of lust when you say it?

"Let's not talk about this for now... By the way, why did you suddenly think of trying to play a prank?" Yue Qing asked.

"Because..." Tan Chang hesitated, wondering if he should confess Chen Zhenyu.

Although from a certain point of view, it was this guy who made him reveal his secrets, but the other party was out of kindness in the beginning.

"Be honest and be lenient." Yue Qing said.

Tan Chang gritted his teeth, and sold Chen Zhenyu out very dishonestly: "The vice president said that a small prank once in a while can make the atmosphere we get along more relaxed and harmonious."

"Do you feel tired getting along with me now?" Yue Qing asked.

"No, that's not what I mean... I just think it can be more relaxed." Tan Changdao, "I don't know how to describe it, we always seem to be too concerned about making each other uncomfortable...Of course, this may just be My illusion."

This is not an illusion.

Yue Qing also felt that she would feel very tired when dating Tan Chang.

Obviously meeting is a very happy thing, but every time I go back to the dormitory, I feel exhausted physically and mentally.

He thought it was his own problem, so he worked hard to practice skills such as "connecting the stalk" and "turning the burden", hoping to have more common topics with the other party.

He didn't expect that Tan Chang also had the same distress as him...

"I'm sorry, because I really care about you." Tan Chang scratched his head, looking a little embarrassed, "Maybe I'm too impatient, I always want to get closer than now."

"Actually, you don't need to play a prank." Yue Qing said.

"Eh?" Tan Chang was a little surprised, he didn't expect the other party to say that.

Senior is teased for no reason like this, isn't he angry at all?

"You don't need to play pranks... If you want to get closer, just tell me." Yue Qing said.

There was silence in the room, and they could even hear each other's heartbeats.

Tan Chang rubbed his fingers nervously, his heart beating non-stop.

Senior, is this implying that I confess my love?

He opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say.

Would it be too abrupt to just say "please date me"?

"I like you" is too bland, meaningless at all...

If he had known that this would happen, he should have written down what he wanted to say in the confession on a small note before coming here, and then memorized it by heart!

Yue Qing didn't wait for what he wanted to hear, sighed softly, and said: "Pranks are too easy to overturn, the president even wants to part ways with the vice president because of this matter."

"Really?" Tan Chang asked.

The topic was successfully changed, and he was slightly relieved, but he felt empty in his heart.

He can't even say the words of confession, isn't it too irresponsible?

The atmosphere just now was obviously already so good...

"Of course it's true. The president himself said that he doesn't like those pranks at all." Yue Qing said.

"Then why do you have to cooperate with each other every time?" Tan Chang had a vague guess in his heart.

"It's all caused by love!" Yue Qing sighed.

At this moment, an idea suddenly popped up in his mind.

Since Chen Zhenyu likes to play pranks so much, otherwise, they would simply use their tricks and deal with him in the same way.

After all, this guy almost brought Tan Chang to his knees, and it would be difficult not to give him some flair.

"Senior, do you mean that we also use pranks to play tricks on him?" Tan Chang couldn't help frowning.

Chen Zhenyu is an expert in pranks, and he has never seen the other party miss.

It might not be easy for the two of them to tease each other.

"What are you afraid of? As the saying goes, 'If you are used to riding a horse and falling, you will be able to drown in the river'. He thinks about teasing others all day long. He certainly never thought that he would be teased by others one day." Yue Qing said.

Having said that, the two of them had no idea how to play tricks on Chen Zhenyu.

"Why don't we hide around the corner and jump out to scare him when he's not paying attention?" Tan Chang suggested.

This is the most primitive method of pranking. Low cost means low return. It is quite good to succeed two or three times out of ten.

Yue Qing shook his head. In his opinion, for a high-level player like Chen Zhenyu, more advanced tricks should be used.

"Sneaky pretending to be a ghost to scare him in the middle of the night?" Tan Chang thought for a while, then said, "He seems to be quite afraid of ghosts."

"Don't forget that the president lives in the same room with him, don't you want to try a crit from a black belt in Taekwondo?" Yue Qing said.

For their own safety, they abandoned the plan.

Time passed by every minute and every second, and the two thought of countless ideas, but there were always imperfections.

"Oh my god! This is much more difficult than talking about cross talk!" Tan Chang mumbled, paralyzed on the bed, "I really admire the vice president, I can think of new pranks every time."

"Probably practice makes perfect?" Yue Qing said.

At this moment, the screen of Tan Chang's phone suddenly lit up, and it was another message from Chen Zhenyu:

"Comrade Tan Chang, are you still alive? Do you need support?"

Looking at this message, Yue Qing suddenly had an idea.

"Didn't he want to watch the joke? Then let him watch it! Then you'll pretend to be a prank and overturn the car. It's better to play it in a miserable way and make that guy feel guilty." Yue Qing said.

Tan Chang understood what he meant and thought it was a good idea.

But is it necessary to pretend to be a prank and rollover?He just flipped over...

He picked up his phone and replied: "OTZ overturned, the senior is completely angry."

"Can such a simple prank turn over? You are really awesome!" Chen Zhenyu replied.

"What did he say?" Yue Qing asked curiously.

"It's nothing... just complaining about my clumsy prank skills." Tan Chang lay on the bed and said in a muffled voice, "Although he told the truth, he was really upset!"

"I think your prank was quite successful. If I hadn't seen that message, I wouldn't even have realized it was a prank." Yue Qing comforted him.

"That means my prank is too weak..." Tan Chang muttered.

Soon, Chen Zhenyu sent another message: "The car really overturned? Why is there no movement from your side?"

Tan Chang showed the information to Yue Qing.

The two looked at each other, each took a deep breath, and began to quarrel in the posture of talking about cross talk.

However, Yue Qing was not good at learning, so he couldn't support this kind of freestyle, and after a few arguments, he ran out of words.

"Why are you speechless? Come on, keep scolding me!" Tan Chang reminded, "When we were in the living room in the afternoon, we scolded all over the world and all over the world, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, and now we can't remember a word?"

Yue Qing suddenly realized, but it is one thing to remember it, and another thing to say it.

The most important thing in a quarrel is a sense of rhythm, he said as he recalled, the momentum was much weaker.

It didn't sound like they were arguing, but it was a bit like endorsement.

If this continues, flaws will definitely be exposed!

Yue Qing collected himself and said, "I have nothing to say to a brazen person like you!"

Tan Chang glanced at the time, the two had quarreled for about 3 minutes.

It's not long, but it should be enough.

"Hahahahahahahahaha, I just said it casually, I didn't expect you to actually quarrel, it's too much to save my life!" Chen Zhenyu sent a message, followed by a long list of people. Looking at the emoji of wanting to hit someone, "You two are so cute, why are you so easy to tease? If this continues, I can't help but include you in the candidate list to be teased."

"This guy...has already noticed it!" Yue Qing gritted his teeth.

"How did he know?" Tan Chang was at a loss.

"Hahahahahahahaha, I guess you must be very curious, how could I know your plan? ... (___)ノ｜It's actually very simple, who has a delay function when they quarrel? Just think about it with your toes You are playing a prank! But unfortunately, your rank is still too low, you can't play tricks on me at all~" Chen Zhenyu sent another message.

"Fuck! This girl is definitely not pumping!" Tan Chang said angrily.

Yue Qing deeply agrees with this.

At this moment, they suddenly understood the mood of the president when he beat someone.

It's not that this guy's pranks are too much, the main thing is that his attitude is really annoying!

"Next time the president hits him, I will definitely not stop him." Tan Chang said.

"Not only will I not stop, but I will also shout 'Come on' to the president!" Yue Qing added.

While they were talking, they saw the president send a message in the group:

"Is everyone back? I found a 'Russian Roulette' in the game room, does anyone want to play 'Truth or Dare'?"

The following series of replies say "yes", but what is surprising is that there is no reply from Chen Zhenyu.

This kind of thing usually happens, isn't he always very positive?

"The vice president... seems to have been kicked out of the group chat by the president." Tan Chang said gloatingly in his tone, "Retribution! This is what happens when he always plays tricks on others!"

Yue Qing nodded in agreement: "The president should have told him about this matter seriously, otherwise he would never realize his mistake."

Facts have proved that simple hints are useless to deal with a heartless guy like Chen Zhenyu.

Even though he wasn't invited, he showed up in the living room and didn't feel at all uncomfortable.

"Comrade Tan Chang and Comrade Yue Qing, are you planning to stop arguing?" Chen Zhenyu smiled and waved at them, "I haven't laughed so happily listening to cross talk for a long time."

"That's not cross talk!" Yue Qing corrected.

"Isn't it a cross talk? I think the effect is pretty good!" Chen Zhenyu looked a little surprised, "I even recorded the most exciting part, it's really a laugh once I listen to it... It's a pity that it's too short , the audience was less than 3 minutes."

"What's the matter? I'll talk to you for half an hour next time?" Tan Chang said angrily.

"That's great! I'll definitely record it with a video camera so that I can appreciate it later." Chen Zhenyu said seriously.

People who didn't know thought they were really discussing cross talk, only Yue Qing knew that Tan Chang was about to explode at this moment.

"Where's the president?" He changed the subject.

"Comrade Dai Lin felt that the turntable was not clean, so he took it for cleaning." Chen Zhenyu spread his hands and said, "I said he has a cleanliness, but he refused to admit it."

"It's because you are too careless!" Yue Qing complained.

When Dai Lin returned to the living room with the turntable, everyone had already arrived.

Truth or Dare is very simple to play, everyone spins the wheel once and writes down their numbers.When everyone spins the wheel, the person with the highest number is the winner and the person with the lowest number is the loser.At this time, the loser must choose "truth" or "big risk" to challenge, and the winner is the party who issued the order.

Dai Lin's luck was very bad, and he suddenly turned to the number "0".

This also means that no matter who wins, he will be the one who executes the order.

"It's bad luck!" he muttered.

So far, the person with the largest number is none other than Chen Zhenyu. Looking at the hostile expression on his face, he suddenly regretted why he proposed to play this game.

He's had enough of this guy's shenanigans today!

It was the first time for Tan Chang to play with the turntable, and it felt very novel.

"Don't turn it too hard, the small steel ball inside may fly out." Yue Qing reminded.

Tan Chang nodded, and turned his fingers slightly.

His movements are really light, it can even be said to be too light.

The turntable didn't turn at all, and the small steel ball just rolled towards the grid next to it.

"35!" Everyone exclaimed.

This is the largest number on the turntable, and it is very close to "0". If you can turn to this number, you are either the God of Gamblers or the Emperor of Europe!

Chen Zhenyu sighed, looking a little lonely.

"President, do you choose the truth or the big risk?" Tan Chang asked.

Dai Lin was silent for a while, and said, "I choose the big adventure."

"Wow! As expected of the president!"

"Let's have an interesting challenge!"

"The camera is ready!"

Everyone stared at Tan Chang with piercing eyes, waiting for him to say the content of the challenge.

Tan Chang didn't want to embarrass Dai Lin at first, but after seeing Chen Zhenyu, he suddenly changed his mind and said, "I want the president and the vice president to have a French kiss!"

Everyone was taken aback, even Chen Zhenyu had an expression of disbelief.

Is this the legendary repaying evil with virtue?I didn't expect Comrade Tan Chang to be such a noble person!

Dai Lin frowned, looking very reluctant: "Can you change the challenge?"

The first kiss was romantic and good, and he didn't want to waste it on such a boring challenge.

"No! The rules are set by you, how can you change it just by saying it?" Chen Zhenyu said, "Come on, I'm ready!"

Tan Chang's intention was to make Chen Zhenyu ashamed, but he didn't expect him to be so shameless.

In this way, didn't he cheat the president?

As expected, Dai Lin's complexion was very ugly.

"No, you're not ready...to brush your teeth," he said.

Chen Zhenyu blinked in confusion, as if he didn't understand what the other party meant.

"Go and brush your teeth, otherwise I won't be able to accept kissing you." Dai Lin explained.

Everyone wanted to laugh when they heard the words, but they felt that it was not good to laugh out loud, and they all blushed.

"Why?" Chen Zhenyu had an aggrieved expression on his face, "Are you despising me?"

Yue Qing originally thought that Dai Lin would be a little more tactful, but unexpectedly, the other party nodded and said, "Yes, I just dislike you... I hate the taste of tomatoes, but I watched you eat a plate of small tomatoes just now."

"That's cherry tomatoes!" Chen Zhenyu corrected.

"It's the same, it's a nasty smell anyway!" Dai Lin said, "Either you go brush your teeth, or..."

"I have chewing gum here." Chen Zhenyu said, "And it's the peppermint flavor you like, is it okay now?"

Dai Lin was still a little reluctant, but Chen Zhenyu didn't give him a chance to refute at all, so he rushed forward and kissed him.

"Wow!" There were exclamations from all around, and they didn't expect to see such a forced kiss at all.

Shouldn't the president accept the challenge to kiss the vice president?Why is it reversed?

Dai Lin was furious and kicked Chen Zhenyu away.

Fortunately, Chen Zhenyu was well prepared and was not really injured.

"Comrade Dai Lin, you are trying to murder your husband!" Chen Zhenyu howled.

Dai Lin gave him a blank look, turned around and walked upstairs without saying a word.

"President, don't you want to play?" Yue Qing asked.

"You guys play first, I'll go brush your teeth..." Dai Lin gritted his teeth and said, "Chen, you stay here, don't come with me!"

"It seems that Comrade Dai Lin is shy!" Chen Zhenyu murmured while rubbing his chin.

"Are you sure it's shyness? I feel like the president is going to explode!" Tan Chang complained.

Chen Zhenyu shook his fingers and made a "tsk tsk" sound: "You don't understand this, do you? Comrade Dai Lin is like this, he likes to cover up his shyness with fried hair."

Yue Qing frowned, always feeling that the relationship between these two people was somewhat magical.

But it's not easy to ask this kind of thing face to face. He plans to find a time to put on his vest and inquire about it as a big emotional V.

The game continued, the winner of this round was Chen Zhenyu, and the loser was Tan Chang.

Tan Chang swallowed, faintly having a bad premonition.

He caused this guy to be beaten just now, and the other party will definitely not let him go easily!

"I choose the truth," he said.

Compared with big adventure, the challenge of truth seems to be a little milder.

"The truth?" Chen Zhenyu tapped the table with his fingertips, pretending to be in deep thought, "By the way, your room only has one bed, right? Sharing the same bed with my dear senior, what are you going to do tonight?" The posture is out of the group?"

Due to the large scale of the problem, there were strange noises all around.

Both Tan Chang and Yue Qing's faces were extremely red, like overripe tomatoes.

"Talking nonsense! Who said I'm going to leave the group?" Tan Chang asked back.

"Aren't you going to leave the group? You two are even wearing couple clothes!" Chen Zhenyu raised his eyebrows and said, "If I remember correctly, when Comrade Yue Qing came, he wasn't wearing these clothes!"

"My God! It's really like this!"

"What the hell are you two doing? Why are you changing your clothes?"

"Don't tell me you have to keep your clothes uniform when you talk about cross talk in the room? You're so professional!"

Everyone was discussing in a hurry, and it turned into a group crosstalk scene in minutes.

"It's not what you think! It's just that the senior's clothes are not small, and I just brought an extra one..."

Before Tan Chang finished speaking, he was interrupted by Chen Zhenyu: "Think about it yourself, does the logic of this statement make sense?"

"Why doesn't it make sense?" Tan Chang asked back.

"Just staying for one night, you just brought an extra piece of clothing, and it happened to be the same style and different color as what you were wearing... Do you believe me?" Chen Zhenyu said.

The crowd cheered and shouted, "Don't believe me!"

"Comrade Tan Chang, have you watched "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms"? It doesn't matter if you haven't. After all, you are a science student, so I understand." Chen Zhenyu said.

"Who said I haven't read "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms"? The four major classics are compulsory reading, and they are required to be tested during the exam!" Tan Chang said dissatisfied.

"Really?" Chen Zhenyu seemed a little unconvinced.

"Isn't that nonsense!" Tan Chang said.

"It's even better if you've seen it. There is a character named 'Sima Zhao' in Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Have you heard of it?" Chen Zhenyu asked.

"I know, Wei Guo's general Sima Yi and his son." Tan Chang said.

"About 'Sima Zhao', there is a very famous saying called 'Sima Zhao's heart is known to everyone'. I think Comrade Tan Chang has the legacy of Sima Zhao." Chen Zhenyu said.

Dai Lin was really right. Chen Zhenyu has a magical ability, when talking to him, he can't help but start talking about cross talk.

"Okay!" A classmate couldn't help applauding.

"What's the matter? I'm a joker, and now I'm starting to talk to the fans!" Tan Chang said.

After a pause, he suddenly realized that something was wrong: "Who are you talking about, 'Sima Zhao's heart is known to everyone'! Tell me what is my heart?"

Chen Zhenyu pretended to be shy on purpose, covered his face and said, "How dare I say such a thing!"

"Oh~" There was an ambiguous voice among the crowd, Yue Qing was so ashamed that he wished he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

"You, don't talk nonsense! The senior just accidentally spilled Coke on the clothes!" Tan Chang quickly explained, "It's just a coincidence that I brought an extra dress."

"Okay, it's a coincidence that it's just clothes, but isn't Coke?" Chen Zhenyu said, and gave Yue Qing a look of "you understand" with his eyes, "Before this guy set off, he specifically asked me if I would like to spend the night. Prepare something."

"Yo Yo Yo! I didn't expect you to be such Tan Chang!"

"Looks like it was premeditated~"

"Shocking melon! The seemingly well-behaved junior has coveted his cross talk partner for a long time..."

Yue Qing didn't think about it at first, but he also became suspicious when he heard what everyone said.

Was all of this planned by Tan Chang?

"Senior! Don't listen to their nonsense! I didn't!" Tan Chang felt inexplicable.

Not to mention other people, with all kinds of evidence in front of him, even he doubted whether he really did it on purpose.

"Huh? Don't you have any ideas about Comrade Yue Qing?" Chen Zhenyu pretended to be surprised.

"I..." Tan Chang was at a loss for words for a moment, he felt that it was wrong to say "I have an idea", and it was also wrong to say "I have no idea".

"Don't force him." Yue Qing said, "This has deviated from the original question."

Chen Zhenyu didn't speak, but had a look of resentment.

He worked so hard to assist, why didn't Tan Chang show any sign?

Is it that hard to say "I love you"?

"Yo Yo Yo, I'm starting to feel distressed. If someone gets caught later, I might as well sing "Bridal Praise" for you!" Chen Zhenyu joked.

"I don't know how to sing "Praise of the Bridal Chamber"." Yue Qing said.

Not only can't he sing, he hasn't even heard of it.

But just from the three words "bridal chamber praise", he can probably guess the content.

"Don't worry, if you get the trick later, let Tan Chang sing it." Chen Zhenyu said with a smile, "Sing a little song for my brother."

"I can't sing either." Tan Chang said awkwardly.

Everyone shouted, and no one believed his words.

"Didn't you say that you are proficient in everything 'speaking, learning, funny and singing'? You can't beat yourself up!" Chen Zhenyu said.

"I can't sing! I just can't sing!" Tan Chang began to play tricks, "I am a good young man with red roots, how can I sing this kind of thing?"

"Comrade Tan Chang, that's not what you said when you sang kiln songs before." Chen Zhenyu said seriously.

Kiln songs are songs sung by prostitutes in kilns in the past.Although it is occasionally sung, most people are still ashamed to speak.

"Since when have I sung kiln songs? You don't want to swear!" Tan Chang said dissatisfied.

"Don't be so excited! I was just joking." Chen Zhenyu said, "Let's get down to business, how do you plan to 'graduate' tonight?"

"Graduation" is another way of saying the end of virginity, and Tan Chang felt his face was burning.

He glanced at Yue Qing cautiously, and found that the other party was playing with his mobile phone with his head down, as if this matter had nothing to do with him.

"Comrade Tan Chang, you always have to have a dream. What if you accidentally realize it?" Chen Zhenyu said, "It's not really that you're going to 'graduate' tonight, it's just a beautiful fantasy."

After a pause, he continued: "Don't worry, we are all open-minded. We can all understand 'alphabet games', 'role-playing' and 'difficulty of gymnastics'!"

To be honest, Tan Chang really didn't think about it that much.

Including the occasional dreaming experience, he only stayed at the stage of kissing and hugging.

In his opinion, as long as the other party is Yue Qing, everything else is not important.

"It depends on what the senior likes." He whispered.

"What?" Chen Zhenyu tilted his head, as if he didn't hear clearly.

"I said it depends on the preferences of the seniors, I can do whatever I want!" Tan Chang said.

"Comrade Yue Qing, did you hear that? He really plotted against you!" Chen Zhenyu deliberately put on a serious expression, but couldn't hide the smile in his eyes, "Be careful when you sleep tonight."

Tan Chang realized that he had been tricked by the other party again, and felt ashamed and annoyed.

But seeing the senior's shy expression, he felt that he didn't seem so angry anymore.

The roulette game was still going on, maybe all the luck was spent in the first game, and it didn't take long for Tan Chang to lose again.

The winner this time is Yue Qing.

"Senior, senior, I choose... the truth." He said.

He felt extremely nervous, even more nervous than when Chen Zhenyu asked him the question.

"Tan Chang, you..." Yue Qing pursed his lips, wondering if his decision was correct, "Do you want to date me?"

There was a moment of silence all around, and then the pot exploded.

Everyone seemed to be discussing something in a hurry, but Tan Chang couldn't hear a word, the whole world seemed to have fallen into a static state, and only he and Yue Qing were left.

He has escaped too many times.

Obviously I like it, what can't I say?

The big deal is being rejected!

"Senior, I like you! Please date me!" Tan Chang said, "I'm sorry, I just said the confession now... Actually, I have liked the senior for a long time, before the last time I confessed on WeChat... No, You should have fallen in love with your senior before you became a partner!"

"When is the club recruiting newcomers?" Yue Qing asked.

Tan Chang shook his head.

"It's even earlier," he said.

Yue Qing suddenly thought of what the other party had said on Weibo before, and asked, "Could it be... when school starts?"

Tan Chang's expression suddenly became a little embarrassed.

"Actually, it has to be a little earlier." He whispered.

Still in advance?

Yue Qing was a little surprised. He was sure that he had never had any interaction with Tan Chang before the freshmen entered school.

"Although it sounds like an idiot to say this, before I was admitted to this school, I met the senior once." Tan Changdao, "I went to the library to borrow a book that day, but there was only the lower part and no upper part... Later I found that the upper part is in the hands of the senior."

Yue Qing blinked blankly, it seemed that he didn't remember this incident at all.

"You were reading very fast at the time. I originally wanted to borrow the book after you finished reading it, but I didn't expect that you would suddenly start to be in a daze when you were halfway through it... When you were in a daze, I watched you in a daze, and then I became fascinated. "Tan Chang said, "I didn't expect to have the opportunity to see my seniors again. I didn't expect you to be in the same school and the same club as me after I went to college. At that time, I felt that even God was helping me! "

Yue Qing recalled the rainy day when he fell in love with the other party. From a certain point of view, it was really God who helped.

"Then why are you only confessing your love now?" Chen Zhenyu didn't understand.

"Because I'm not that good...Although I like seniors very much, I'm afraid that after I say it, I won't even be able to be friends." Tan Chang said, "It's really fun to talk about cross talk with seniors."

"Are you kidding? This guy doesn't know how to talk about cross talk at all!" Chen Zhenyu pointed at Yue Qing and said.

"The seniors have made great progress