What do I need these million fans for?

what to do?Is your identity about to be revealed?

Yue Qing held his mobile phone, looked left and right, thinking about the possibility of the phone "accidentally" falling into the water.

"Actually, I wanted to pay attention to my senior's Weibo a long time ago, but I asked a lot in the Crosstalk Club, and no one knows what your Weibo account is." Tan Chang smiled, as if he didn't have the slightest idea of ​​what was wrong with Yue Qing. aware.

"Because, because... I don't use Weibo very often." Yue Qing said, "I usually post any news on Moments."

He wasn't lying about that.

He has always regarded himself as an emotional person on Weibo, and most of the content he posts is about emotional topics, and rarely involves his private life.

After all, everyone thought he was a vagabond. If one day he suddenly realized that he was a kid who had never been in a relationship, wouldn't it be disillusioned?

Looking at it from another perspective, if Tan Chang finds out that he is an emotional big V on Weibo, will he feel that he has been teased?

Yue Qing pursed his lips. Just as he was about to change the subject, he suddenly remembered that he had registered a Weibo account.

When I was a freshman, a teacher always asked them to sign in on Weibo, take a selfie with the podium as the background, and then post it on Weibo and @teacher.

How could such a shameful thing be done with my own tuba?

So he registered an account dedicated to check-in, which contained nothing but daily check-in.

Or use this account to interact with Tan Chang?But this is a trumpet that I don't usually use very much at a glance, how should I explain it if Tan Chang asks?

"Senior..."

Before Tan Chang had time to say anything, Yue Qing stopped him: "The Internet is not very good here, let's close each other after we go back!"

He hasn't figured out a countermeasure yet, and plans to use the legendary "drag" tactic.

There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, and it can be dragged for a while.

Tan Chang had no doubt about him, and nodded, "Okay, don't worry about this matter."

Hearing this, Yue Qing breathed a sigh of relief.

"Comrade Tan Chang, do you want to sing about the contest between men with me? There is a high-temperature pool over there, let's compare who can last longer in it." Chen Zhenyu walked over and picked up the drink in front of Tan Chang without saying a word drank up.

"Hey! If you want a drink, go buy it yourself!" Tan Chang said dissatisfied, "Why isn't the president with you?"

In his impression, only Dai Lin would play such childish games with the other party.

"He, he's still arguing." Chen Zhenyu scratched his head and said, "He told me to come to you, don't bother him."

"Shouldn't you be teasing him again?" Yue Qing asked.

"The conscience of heaven and earth! I really didn't do anything this time!" Chen Zhenyu said with a bitter face, "I asked him if he wanted to accept the high temperature challenge, and he let me go without saying a word."

"And then?" Yue Qing asked again.

"Then I will come to you." Chen Zhenyu said.

This guy is really too big!

Dai Lin was obviously in a bad mood. At this time, instead of coaxing the other party, he came here to play with others heartlessly.

Does he want to spend the night alone in the living room when everyone goes back to bed at night?

"You are hopeless." Yue Qing shook his head.

He remembered that Chen Zhenyu also followed his Weibo account. Didn't this guy learn any tricks in dating?

"Why am I hopeless?" Chen Zhenyu was a little confused.

"Nothing." Yue Qing shook his head.

He firmly believes that Chen Zhenyu's situation is just an example, and his love strategy is still of great practical value!

"Comrade Yue Qing, do you want to join us in the high temperature challenge?" Chen Zhenyu asked.

Before Yue Qing opened his mouth to answer, Tan Chang refused for him.

"No, the senior is not feeling well today, and he might faint after soaking in the high-temperature pool," he said.

Yue Qing nodded, and said: "Go to the high-temperature pool, I'll talk to the president."

He felt that he was about to commit an occupational disease, and he always wanted to try to analyze some emotional problems.

These two people were fine just now, why did they get into a fight all of a sudden?

Knowing Yue Qing's reason for coming, Dai Lin sighed heavily, and said, "You know what? Actually, I envy you and Tan Chang's current state... If life is just like the first meeting, each other is a bit shy and reserved .”

In Dai Lin's view, this is the atmosphere that a relationship should have.

Even if you don't do anything, a simple glance can fill the air with pink breath.

Unlike him and Chen Zhenyu, the chat seems to be talking about cross talk, and the date seems to be shooting a spoof video.

No matter what they do, it seems that they are joking.

This made him feel very tired.

He even suspected that the other party might not want to date him at all, but he just felt that the identity of a lover was used as a shield to make more unscrupulous pranks.

"Don't you want to be with him?" Yue Qing asked.

"I don't know." Dai Lin said.

He really likes Chen Zhenyu, otherwise he wouldn't have endured his pranks for so many years.

But when he thought that he would continue to endure these in the future, his mood became not so good.

"If only there was a way to calm that guy down a bit," he sighed.

I don't want that guy to be quiet, but I want him to play some infuriating pranks at regular intervals.

"Have you told him what you think?" Yue Qing asked.

In his opinion, the most important thing between couples is communication, otherwise how can it be called "talking" about love?

"Why didn't you say that! But he didn't take it seriously at all!" Dai Lin said angrily.

That guy promised him more than once that he would stop playing those pranks in the future, but he would revert to his old ways in a few days.

Could it be that he was a fish in his previous life?Memory can only last 7 seconds...

Although Yue Qing is not very good at cross talk, solving emotional problems is his strong point.

He listened to Dai Lin's description, combined with some phenomena he saw in his daily life, and quickly analyzed the crux of the problem.

"Why don't you try to be a little more serious?" he said.

"Serious? How serious?" Dai Lin had a look of lovelessness on his face, "I was so fucking angry that I hit someone!"

"It is to distinguish the atmosphere of talking about business from the atmosphere of talking about cross talk." Yue Qing said.

He found that when Dai Lin and Chen Zhenyu quarreled, the tone and rhythm of their speech were no different from those of cross talk.

Although Dai Lin showed a very angry look, the other party didn't seem to be able to feel his anger, instead he laughed and didn't take it seriously.

"Easier said than done, that guy can always take the atmosphere away... Speaking of which, how are you and Tan Chang doing recently?" Dai Lin asked casually.

From a certain point of view, he and Chen Zhenyu had a tacit understanding and asked the same question almost at the same time.

"Comrade Tan Chang, how far have you and Comrade Yue Qing progressed?" Chen Zhenyu asked.

"What step?" Tan Chang pretended not to understand.

"Have you held hands? Have you kissed? Have you successfully hit the base?" Chen Zhenyu's eyes sparkled, as if he was very interested in this matter.

"I did hold hands, but that was pretending to be a couple. The last two...is it too early? I haven't confessed my love yet!" Tan Chang said with a red face.

"Oh my God! Why haven't you confessed yet?" Chen Zhenyu had a look of resentment, "If you don't confess, how can you proceed to the next step! Don't tell me you have to wait until both of you are [-] or [-] before confessing?"

"I just don't think the timing is right." Tan Chang said, "You should also know that the confession last time was really bad, so I want to be a little more cautious this time."

He wanted to give his senior a perfect confession...

"You are just too cautious. Falling in love is obviously a relaxing thing, why did you make it so complicated?" Chen Zhenyu dissatisfied, "Last time I just accidentally sent a text message, you just took it as a Isn’t it enough to play a prank? When talking about cross talk on stage, I don’t know how many more exaggerated jokes have been made than this, but you have to be suspicious.”

"But it's different on stage and off stage." Tan Chang retorted, "Have you ever heard such a saying? There is no big or small on the stage, and there are rules in the audience... You can't joke around when you get off the stage."

"Why?" Chen Zhenyu asked.

Tan Chang didn't expect him to ask such a question, he was stunned for a moment, and said: "Because when joking on stage, everyone knows that it is an artistic expression technique, and they don't take those words to heart, but the audience is different. Yes, if you say too much, it will make people feel uncomfortable."

"Don't worry, no one will be so narrow-minded." Chen Zhenyu waved his hand, "I used to be ignorant when I was young. I often teased Dai Lin to tears. He even said that he never wanted to see me again. But after so many years In the past, he has forgotten all about his little friend back then, but he only remembers me, do you know why?"

"Why?" Tan Chang asked.

"Because I am that different fireworks." Chen Zhenyu said triumphantly, "We recognized each other when we met for the first time in school. 'Yo, isn't this the crybaby back then?'" Unexpectedly It's you bastard!', look, if I hadn't teased him back then, I wouldn't know how to greet him after a long absence...'Eh? Aren't you the one who learned cross talk at the Children's Palace back then?', the way to greet him You are so weak, who knows who you are!"

Tan Chang blinked, his expression a little dazed.

Although I feel that there is something wrong, but after thinking about it, it seems that there is nothing different.

"Comrade Tan Chang, I'm someone who has been here before, so you must believe me." Chen Zhenyu said, "Don't listen to what those big Vs on the Internet say. Follow his rhythm, and your sweetheart will have already run away with others. Way to go!"

"But I think what the big V said is very reasonable! The suggestions made in the private chat are very targeted." Tan Chang said.

"Don't believe him, those are all routines. How can it be possible to analyze the problem with just a few words?" Chen Zhenyu shook his head, "I think your most urgent task now is to make the atmosphere more relaxed."

"I also want to relax, but when I see seniors, I will subconsciously get nervous." Tan Chang sighed and said, "You can understand that feeling, right? Your heart beats faster, your cheeks are hot, and your tongue is knotted..."

"I understand, what you need at this time is a prank." Chen Zhenyu said confidently, "Then the atmosphere between you can be relaxed."

"Are you sure?" Tan Chang looked suspicious.

If he remembers correctly, the vice president seems to be often chased and beaten by the president because of pranks?

Chen Zhenyu was a little embarrassed, and coughed twice: "Ahem, as long as you don't go too far, you'll be fine. Besides, Yue Qing looks weak, so he probably won't kill you."

The author has something to say:

Chen Zhenyu: Comrade Dai Lin, we have completed the one-day charity plan today.

Dai Lin: Did you f*ck go to Huo Huo's family again?

Tan Chang: A prank... What kind of prank is better?

Yue Qing: I don’t know why, but I always feel chilly behind my back