There are always authors who commit crimes against the wind

Lu Cangyan felt melancholy.

It was clear that Fang Jibai had been pestering him like a koala all night before going to bed yesterday, but when he opened his eyes today, what he saw was...

"Drip...drip...drip..."

——Your sister ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !If you want to start, hurry up and start! !Why is there a subway! ! ! ?Why a subway station! ! ! ?No, no matter how you think about it, it’s very fantasy. Even if you wear it back, it shouldn’t be a hospital or a nutrition cabin. The worst thing is that it’s in front of your own computer! ! ! ?The subway station is a ghost operation! ! ! ?

Immediately taking advantage of no one's attention, he slipped into the dark corner and didn't dare to come out. Lu Cangyan looked at her gorgeous and elegant ancient costume and her waist-length black hair, and felt that if she went out like this, she would be directly carried by the police. throw it out...

"And I don't even have a traffic card, how do you let me get out!!!?"

Kicking directly on the wall behind her, Lu Cangyan wiped her face in despair, but then heard a familiar prompt in her mind:

"... Ding Dong..."

"The flower planter returned successfully...the energy was automatically loaded...the information was transmitted successfully...the smart body 5.0 was successfully upgraded..."

"Big!!! I miss you to death!!"

At the beginning when everything was restored with the Sheji map, the patch was also restored, but at that time there was only code left, and it couldn't be loaded into the system, so Lu Cangyan found some materials for it and refined the shell out.

Unexpectedly, when I returned to the arena this time, this familiar pop-up window actually came back with the system:

"...Patch!!?...Wait! Don't think about killing me...What's going on here!!? Didn't you say that you can't come back if your soul is incomplete!!?...Why is it at the subway station!!? Times Oh why is it a subway station!!!”

The patch has another pop-up window:

"Daddy, don't get excited... This is not an ordinary subway station..."

Lu Cangyan was startled: "...what...then here..."

"This is Tian.an.men West Station 23333!!!...I love Beijing Tian.an.men...the sun on Tian.an.men..."

--bump! ! !

Unable to control the strength of his hand, he directly punched a hole, Lu Cang restored the hole with a deadpan face, and was about to add illusion to himself as soon as he swung his head.

"... Ding Dong... It was detected that the original book's cultivation base is still... not in line with the core values ​​​​of socialism... it has been locked... it has been locked..."

After reading most of the progress bar, the progress bar went out instantly. Lu Cangyan stared at the Line [-] subway that was entering the station again, and kicked the wall again with the sound of "Second Austrian":

"Toxic!!!?... Let me recite it to you!!!? Wealthy, strong, democratic, civilized, harmonious, free, equal, just, ruled by law, patriotic, dedicated, honest, friendly, which one did I violate? Which one!!!"

As soon as he raised his eyes, he saw two little girls in school uniforms staring at him blankly. Lu Cangyan's arm that had run away immediately pretended to be a sleeve and pulled it back. The bottom of his heart had already been sent to the Qingfengjingwang team countless times.

--Now how to do! ! ?At Tian.an.menxi Station, I saw a snake spirit in an ancient costume who was still showing his teeth and claws... Isn't it cold! ! ?

Sure enough, the little girl trembled and said:

"God, you..."

--Eh?God?

"Could it be that the cosplayer is Lord Lu Shan!!?"

"Wow, ah, in my lifetime, this comic exhibition is worth it!!!"

"I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore, please expand the list!!!"

Standing awkwardly at the entrance of the alley, Lu Cangyan was about to deny it, but a group of dark heads surrounded the two girls...

——No...it's not just black and white...it's just colorful and bright, right? ! ?

"Damn it? Someone cosplays Lu Shanzhu!?... Tuhao, do you lack leg accessories!!!? Even if it's not Shenghan's school uniform, Lu Shanzhu's set of equipment can break three thousand in a minute!! !"

"Ah, so the "Not Crazy Demon" special session mentioned on Weibo this time is true!!!? The official comic exhibition has never said that I thought it was a lie!!!"

"Oh my god, brother, you are so brave, now the forum Weibo posts are full of 'After Yunda, there will be no honor seat', how dare you cosplay this...wait!!?...This is Yunda himself!! ?”

"Wow!?"

"Damn it!!?"

"God!!!"

After one sentence, the audience exploded, and the police assistant lady who had come to maintain the inspection because of the congestion was also shocked and a flashlight shone on it.Lu Cangyan hurriedly hid Wan Cang behind her back, for fear of being caught as a dangerous person.

Then the big eyes of the assistant police lady lit up:

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!?

"Please sign!!!"

"I want to take a photo with you!!!"

"Big picture please!"

In an instant, the group of friends seemed to be crazy, and they left the subway station out of the subway station surrounded by crowds. Lu Cangyan only felt that the crowd around him grew more and more, and in the end, even a few traffic police ladies joined in.

Lu Cangyan panicked:

"You...you have admitted the wrong person!!? And what about Ma Lu!... Dedicated, hey, dedicated!"

The slightly shorter traffic police girl said: "Don't worry, Yunda, I asked for leave with our captain, and said to send the old man who sprained his ankle on the road home."

The other one, which was taller, said the same way: "I told the captain, Li Shuqi, you must not be able to support him, so I went with him!"

Miss Li Shuqi said: "As smart as we are!! Who is still on duty when everyone is in front of you! Anyway, there are still a bunch of Brother Sun! ... Hey, why did you come here by subway? Today you have a limited number?"

"Today, the second ring road is blocked all the way... I'm sure I won't be able to get through... By the way, don't you two know?"

Li Shuqi said: "Hey...how can I know...but...Song Tian...why does this voice sound so much like the captain's?"

Song Tian's face was as silent as a cicada: "...Because..."

A beautiful traffic policeman with a hot face kicked him directly:

"Because it's me!!! You two little grandchildren!!! And help the old man go home!!!?"

The expressions of the two changed instantly: "Captain!!?"

Yan Wei put on the gloves and whipped:

"How can you compare Junda to the old man!!!? You two are blind!!!? Blind!!?"

Lu Cangyan: "..."

Now it's all right, even the traffic police squad leader has followed, it seems that today's road must be...

"Damn it!!!? Two tigers!! I seem to see who's who in the feature film..."

"What are you talking about!!? You can't find a parking space!!! Can't go to the Manga Exhibition!!! Just say don't drive! Don't drive!! It's clogged like a school toilet... Oh, I'm going!!! Garlic! It seems really huge!!"

"...Oh my god! Stop the car, dear!!! I see an idol!!"

"Fuck!!!? How can I change lanes!!!? Let me lean over and take a picture!!"

"Is the Bugatti in front of you making a move!!? Let the people in the gold cup take a look at it too!!?"

"Bus master!!! Stop and stop!! Just watch for a while!!"

"...Hey!!! Sister Zhang!!! Why are you stuck in this tourist bus!!!? You missed the next attraction!!"

Hearing the sound of whistles and cheers all over the street, Lu Cangyan cautiously turned her head and asked:

"...you... really don't plan to take care of it?"

A group of tender female traffic policemen: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

——In the end, he was still walking all the way, Lu Cangyan was calm on the outside, and his heart was turbulent, and he was already grabbing the patch pop-up window and shaking it:

"What are you doing!!!? What are you doing!!?... What's going on here!!? What's going on!!?"

Patch was shaken dizzily by him:

"Big... big... I didn't do anything... I just took a screenshot...posted on Weibo..."

"Damn it!!?"

Lu Cangyan was so frightened that she immediately let go.

"You're amazing, aren't you!!? You're not online for 25 days a month, so you can take pictures!!!?"

The patch says:

"23333's built-in camera is unmanned to understand...Of course, our security facilities are still very good... At most, it's just screenshots of beautiful pictures and your kisses and hugs...I've already seen the few sections of the car like driving. Help you block... Oh, of course, I also gave you a circle name! It's called Fenyi... How about it? Doesn't it fit your original name Yunlan?"

Immediately turn off Patch and start a search in her brain, Lu Cangyan quickly found a big ID with millions of fans with a dark face.

Nickname: Tea Pudding.

"Thank you for your attention to our authorized cosplay!! Today's beautiful picture is for everyone!"

Lu Cangyan: "..."

——Isn’t this the scene where the protagonist pestered her to see the evening primrose the day before yesterday and then her mua was stolen! ! ! ?By the way, I feel that I am speechless a little too many times today? ...Fuck off! ! !Who cares about this! ! !All of them are amazing, aren't they! ! ?

His face became more and more gloomy, and he looked through all the Weibo accounts under this ID. Lu Cangyan said that he might have no face to face people...

Shengwukelian continued to walk forward aimlessly, Lu Cangyan soon saw a circle of red walls and yellow tiles.

——Hehe, it seems that the Forbidden City will not open today...

as predicted.

"My God!!? What are all these people doing!!? Crowds are gathering on Chang'an Street to make trouble!!?"

"...What the fuck!! Don't you know how to read the headlines!!? I heard that the manga exhibition nearby has invited you to come here!!! Isn't this going around the venue!!?...Eh? Wait a minute... Tickets are sold Where's the young lady!!?"

"...Oh, just after listening to you, I have already removed the task card and rushed over with bright eyes."

"..."

Soon, surrounded by the staff of the Forbidden City, Lu Cangyan almost froze with a smile, and there was no end to the snapping of photos.

The girl with glasses next to her held her mobile phone and wept with joy:

"This year's promotional image of the Forbidden City is here... oh my god, is it the beauty of the Forbidden City or the unparalleled color of the Forbidden City..."

The little brother next to him said in distaste:

"Stop uttering sour words!!...Oh, that's right, Junda! If it's convenient...can I ask you to publish a set of special topics for the Forbidden City?"

The corner of Lu Cangyan's mouth twitched: "...Me?"

There was a circle nearby: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly !!!”

It can't be explained that she was dragged into the Meridian Gate by that group of staff, and she ignored the alarm and sent her half-armed to the Baiyu Bridge. The gentle girl said generously:

"You can just stroll around!! Do whatever you want! Anyway, Renmei just stands here and takes a look...my three main halls, is this Baiyu Bridge so beautiful?"

A row of professional and non-professional photographers standing below have already picked up their equipment and clicked. The girl forced herself not to stare at them, her tone became tense:

"When...Of course this photography job can't be done in a day or two...you might as well live in the Forbidden City first...we'll make room for you..."

Lu Cangyan, who was originally crying, was instantly shocked:

"Live in one ring!!!?"

Qin Xinxin nodded: Yes, yes, Zhengyihuan is still the imperial palace... Unfortunately, it is probably not as comfortable as Huaizhi Mountain. 2333 I am so humorous! ... Hey, Junda... Where did you find all your exterior scenes?Or is it from P? ...It's so pretty! ! ! ? "

No one answered at all, Lu Cangyan over there was already trembling with joy:

—A ring...a ring! ... the first ring of Beijing! ! !

With hope, she even became serious about her work in an instant, Lu Cangyan immediately raised her clothes, smiling at the camera very rarely.

The next wave of people at Baiyu Bridge also fell to the ground in an instant.

Qin Xinxin hurriedly covered her nose: "...yes...by the way, what was it that sounded the alarm just now?...Wow, this is a slap in the face!!?"

People in the Forbidden City next to him got occupational diseases when they heard this.

"Oh look at this pattern!"

"It feels very old..."

"Big trouble, let's take a look at it... Damn it!! It's so heavy!!!"

Almost dropping the sword on the ground, Lu Cangyan helped a scabbard helplessly:

"...Nothing, right? It's just a handicraft...a handicraft..."

An old man who appeared out of nowhere had already grabbed his hand and unsheathed his sword!

His white beard trembles:

"OMG!!! What a sword!!!"

Several young people were shocked: "Old Liu!!!?"

Elder Liu quickly waved his hand:

"I've never seen an ancient sword made of this kind of material... It has aura!! Very aura!!! Look at this blade!! Definitely a treasure that has seen blood!!! This young man..."

Just as he was talking, the spike of the sword wrapped around the hilt suddenly flashed. Mr. Liu saw it with sharp eyes, and immediately touched it with great interest:

"This sword spike is not ordinary!! It seems that there is a vague connection in it?...and getting closer... getting closer..."

jingle……

A very familiar sound of the clasp of sword spikes and scabbards sounded, Lu Cangyan trembled all over, and suddenly had a bad premonition...

"Master?"

——He meow sure enough! ! !Patch you look good job! ! ! ?Do you want to make the earth explode? Bring such a great god! ! ?

Patch Weak Chirp said:

"No...I didn't...I didn't..."

There was a lot of noise on this side, but a group of people on the other side immediately turned their heads to look around when they heard the sound.

I saw a black-clothed young man standing in the center of the square with a teasing smile on his mouth.He just took back the palm of his hand, how could he be so coquettish.

Everyone:

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Qin Xinxin fell headfirst on her colleague:

"Oh my god, I'm in the same mirror, I'm in the same mirror!!! I have no regrets in this life! I have no regrets in this life!!!"

Lu Cangyan obviously saw the corner of Fang Jibai's mouth twitching, but his all-time superior qualities still made him tense, and he nodded very calmly before going up to Baiyu Bridge.

Lu Cangyan breathed a sigh of relief, no one teleported over...

Yan Wei already took off his gloves and moved over excitedly:

"Ink is great!! Can you sign my fine sheet!!! I, I, I, I can't do it, woo woo woo..."

Holding a ballpoint pen, Fang Jibai raised an eyebrow at Lu Cangyan.

——Choose a fart! ! !Ballpoint pens won't even use you to come over with a ballpoint! !

Seeing Lu Cang's angry face, Fang Jibai couldn't help but smile:

"I don't feel much about this pen, do you have Zihao?"

Mr. Liu took it out from his pocket: "Hey, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, young man, is your Jiansui a set?"

Fang Jibai took the brush and already wrote the word "Cang" on the back of the paper. Lu Cangyan heheed twice, but when he saw the pile of Erkuan fans underneath, tears filled his eyes and he couldn't help himself.

Fang Jibai put away the picture of the community and returned the pen to the old man:

"Of course it's the same thing. Otherwise, wherever he goes, I'll follow him no matter what."

Elder Liu's expression was puzzled for a while, Lu Cangyan was leaning on the railing to look at the sky.

So Qin Xinxin and several male colleagues immediately took the old man away:

"We young people are chatting, Mr. Liu, you should stop joining in the fun!!! Are those cultural relics repaired!!?...Ah? What kind of couple's style...yes, that Jiansui is a couple's style...hey, who stipulated that the two young You can’t use a couple’s money anymore!?... This is called sublimated socialist revolutionary friendship..."

Watching those people go further and further away, the crowd became lively again:

"Show me your pose!! Ink, you two, let's play together!!"

Fang Jibai asked via voice transmission: "...Master, what is this place..."

Lu Cangyan has no cultivation now, so he can only hear that he can't pass it back.

It was very difficult, winking and winking, just wanting Fang Jibai to find a way to get rid of this wave before slipping out. Lu Cangyan just gave half of his eyes, Fang Jibai looked clear, and stepped forward with his long legs. come over.

- Well done! !It is worthy of being the protagonist of my family!Let's go now with the pupil dilating technique! !

Indeed, she was hugged as she wished and was about to leave. Lu Cangyan was heaving a sigh of relief, but Fang Jibai approached and kissed directly on the cheek, then held hands and smiled and asked Yan Yan:

"Is that so?"

Lu Cangyan: "..."

Everyone: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

The author has something to say: a wave of episodes full of resentment towards Beijing...but-I love Beijing, I love the Forbidden City, I love the subway station, I make free calls ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! !

By the way... You guys have seen my pre-order~ Kuaiailai~ I haven't coded words lately, you guys are sure not to give me motivation~

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