There are always authors who commit crimes against the wind

... He grabbed the Po Wanhan that was beside him, and this time he went up the mountain, but he didn't come down for 20 years.

It's not necessary, I have to come down...

Yin Tiange (suddenly): "I believe everyone has already read the good newsletter! So Chu Zunzuo, is this the reason why you have always been hostile to Lu Zunzuo in the first place?"

Chu Yanqing: "Yes."

Lu Cangyan: "...I don't think this plot is too good!!!? The director, I'm complaining, I'm complaining!!!"

Yin Tiange: "The complaint is invalid, so don't worry about it. Let's continue with the first session of today's "Chocolate Pie"—I ask you and you answer! The topic is why your attitude has changed!!!?...First of all, welcome to everyone who is here today Guests, Shizun Fang Ji Bai Fang, Master Tan Mengxi of Shenghan Qingxing Mountain, Venerable Tan, Master of Huaizhi Mountain, Lu Cangyan, Master of Huaizhi Mountain, Master Chu Yanqing of Wanzhong Mountain, Master Situ Yue, Master of Linqiong Sect My son, the Suzerain Master Xiao Mian Xiao and his beloved wife Keke are of course also Master Su Xingsu who is the World-Honored Master."

——The camera turns.

Yin Changge: "Thank you for watching "Chocolate Pie", which is exclusively sponsored and supported by Qi Guanghai's Qi family, and I also want to thank the Yi'an Hua family and He family for their strong support for us, thank you for the Huanyu International Royal TV station, and thank you Shang Zongsheng Hanzong’s support, thank you for the exclusive technical assistance of Patch 5.0 adults, and thank you for your special support from the Qingfengjingwang team.”

Yin Tiange: "Not much nonsense. First of all, we would like to wish you well. The marriage ceremony between Sect Master Xiao and Master Su will be held next month. After nearly a hundred years of misunderstanding, the two of you have finally made it right. Congratulations, congratulations."

Xiao Mian (warm smile): "Anyway, I have to thank Xing'er for forgiving me, and thank you Fang Shizun for your help. Before the wedding, we can ask everyone in Zun City to have a wedding wine together."

Yin Tiange: "For this, Fang Shizun, after all, is also your weapon spirit, do you really mind if you get married first?"

Fang Jibai: "It's okay, Master and I were in front of them when we got the marriage certificate."

Chu Yanqing: "Shut up!!!"

Yin Tiange: "It is said that it is not as widespread as folk blessings. I heard that the marriage of the two of you in Shenghan has been greatly hindered?"

Fang Jibai: "It's okay, they can't beat me."

Yin Tiange: "But after all, it's my mother's family, this is really..."

Fang Jibai: "They can't beat me."

Yin Tiange: "And I think..."

Fang Jibai: "They can't beat me."

Yin Tiange: "...Okay, let's get back to the topic. Regarding Chu Zunzuo, when did you start to change your hostile attitude towards Lu Zunzuo? It is said that it was because he swiped red and blue for you, so you found that he violated the law. I fulfilled my original oath, found a breakthrough point, and found out that this person is not that person... In the end, I accidentally fell into a disastrous defeat step by step and stayed with me for the rest of my life..."

Chu Yanqing: "He can't beat me."

Yin Tiange: "Is it love at first sight at first sight, as promised!!?"

Chu Yanqing: "I'm still very happy that he can't beat me."

Yin Tiange: "It's really not because the red and blue potion came out of Xipi that you..."

Chu Yanqing: "He is very happy even if he can't beat him."

Yin Tiange: "...Okay, then Tan Zunzuo, why did you find Lu Zunzuo..."

Tan Mengxi: "Chu Yanqing didn't hit him."

Yin Tiange: "...I said our topic today must be..."

Tan Mengxi: "I just didn't hit him."

Yin Tiange: "...Okay, then Mr. Situ, you..."

Situ Yue: "He hit me!"

Yin Tiange: "I said hello..."

Situ Yue: "He is different from others and he dared to hit me!"

Yin Tiange: "... Forget it, let's move on to the next link, Truth or Dare, you can choose one of them, and everyone will draw lots to make a decision... Oh, oh, let's start with Young Master Situ."

Situ Yue: "Interesting, I'll choose Big Adventure."

Yin Tiange: "Okay, please confess to the World Honored One."

Situ Yue: "..."

Yin Tiange: "If you can't do it, please choose a passage from our favorite works of "Eight Wastes" to read aloud."

Situ Yue: "...read aloud, just read aloud!!! Who is afraid of you...cough cough! "Night Talk Part Two" - Candle Shadow Shakes Red Tears Congee Fat, There is a whisper in the distance. Wen Ruyu covered his hands and locked his body. Ask the common people that there are no ghosts and gods... what the hell!!!?"

Yin Tiange: "Okay, next game, Su Xing, Mr. Su, please."

Su Xing: "The truth."

Yin Tiange: "How old are you?"

Su Xing: "... "Night Talk No. [-]" - the spring silkworms will die when the silkworms die, and the candles will turn into ashes and tears will dry. There is love on the bed that will never end at night, and there will be tears before the body..."

Lu Cangyan (turning the table): "I think we can change the reader!!!? Do you need me to provide Marxism-Leninism and Sixiu as a friend!!!?"

Yin Tiange: "Okay, okay, let's just change the book, and then, oh, please, Chu Zunzuo."

Chu Yanqing: "Big adventure."

Yin Tiange: "Okay, please call Lu Zunzuo Senior Brother!!!"

Chu Yanqing: "...Brother."

Yin Tiange: "So why don't you just go to the next round!!!...Aha! Fang Shizun?"

Fang Jibai: "Speak the truth."

Yin Tiange: "Several times a night."

Fang Jibai: "...what?"

Yin Tiange: "...Are you sorry? Ask you how many times a night..."

Fang Jibai (stabs with a sword): "If you ask the other way around, you can still give me an answer, how many nights at a time? Master, how much do you think is better?"

Yin Tiange (Waterfall Khan): "Ahem, no more discussion, no more discussion... Let's smoke again! It's Zunzu Chu again."

Chu Yanqing: "Big adventure."

Yin Tiange: "It's Fang Shizun's sister-in-law."

Chu Yanqing: "...I... one is calling back and forth again and again... the other is silent... silent...forget it, I still have something to do..."

Yin Tiange: "Alright, another lottery!! Lu Zunzuo, please, please~"

Lu Cangyan: "...I...let me tell the truth..."

Yin Tiange: "...Hey, measurements."

Lu Cangyan (surprised): "...what...what?"

Yin Tiange (Kai Sen): "Height, weight, preference, bath time, bedtime, sleep time, please don't be careless and tell us everything!!!!"

Tan Mengxi (watching Chu Yanqing sit back silently): "Isn't Junior Brother Chu busy?"

Chu Yanqing (pretending to be calm): "...I'm not in a hurry for now, I'll wait..."

Fang Jibai (shattering the table with his palm): "If the master doesn't dislike it, let me answer for you, but I don't know if everyone has an order to listen, and whether there is still an order to go back."

Yin Tiange: "... Forget it... Forget it, please change the table for the next round... Tan Zunzuo."

Tan Mengxi: "A big adventure."

Yin Tiange: "...Please give Fang Shizun three bundles of deer antler and tiger penis."

Tan Mengxi (the other party is white): "...You either."

Fang Jibai (to Lu Cangyan): "Master, either."

Lu Cangyan (to Tan Mengxi): "...Do you think I can either..."

Tan Mengxi (the other party is white): "Oh, Xu Yang, do you think it's okay without you?"

Fang Jibai (smiling): "If the master is not satisfied, it's okay to accept it... By the way, the question just now was once a few nights, right..."

Lu Cangyan (Waterfall Khan): "Forget it, give Sect Master Xiao the next round..."

Xiao Mian: "...wait for me? Even if I don't need..."

Yin Tiange (interrupted): "Fang Shizun, please."

Fang Jibai: "Speak the truth."

Yin Tiange: "What gift do you plan to give Lu Zunzuo at the ceremony?"

Fang Jibai: "Guess."

Chu Yanqing (sneering): "It's nothing more than giving me myself to you..."

Fang Jibai (interrupted again): "I don't need to give it away, it belongs to Master."

Yin Tiange (curious jpg): "So what is this gift..."

Fang Jibai: "Beijing."

Lu Cangyan: "Hey!!!!?"

Fang Jibai: "Give the song "Beijing Beijing" to Master, thank you...Seeing that you are so free, why not sing "Eight Wastes" too."

Yin Tiange: "...cough cough hahaha, time is running out and this sound effect can be pinched. Next is the audience's question and answer time."

The lens... cuts.

Liang Weixing (with a pleasant face): "I have endured it for a long time, can Fang Jibai get out?"

Yin Tiange: "...this...this..."

Sui Yu'an (gentle and elegant): "How much money does the Xiao Sect Master need from our Sheng Han Sect?"

Yin Tiange: "You..."

Qi Yannuan (joyfully): "Do you really not consider Qi Guanghai, our 5A-level scenic spot, when taking wedding photos?"

Yin Tiange: "I...I said..."

Ah Hua Chong (distraught): "Who saw where my nephew went?"

Yin Tiange: "Actually..."

Bamboo Two Branches: "In short, are you really not going to apply for our Shenghan Sect? The 985 project on the 211 platform! The main thing is double first-rate!"

Song Qingyun: "Can we take the Yujian driver's license test next month?"

Ying Huiqing: "How much is the appearance fee going to be?"

Lin Qingfu: "By the way... it's just a small suggestion, can you make the bento a little better next time?"

Qu Wangyan: "...Can I resign?"

Tang Yezi: "Do I still have a role to play?"

Yin Tiange: "Sister, can I not hold up the billboard..."

△: "And the most important thing!... Is three thousand words enough?"

Yin Tiange: "..."

"Have you had enough!!!!?"

The author has something to say: a talk show that completely frees himself! ! !Please ignore my random entry... In fact, the last article is just the previous broadcast of the show, do you believe it~

In addition... emmm, why not put the heights of the bosses——

Fang Jibai 183

Lu Cangyan 178

Liang Weixing 183

Sui Yu'an 181

Tan Mengxi 175

Chu Yanqing 180

Yue Hongzhuang 173

Situ Yue 179

Bamboo Two Branches 168

Song Qingyun 178

The weight is private and private... In short, try to be as close as possible to the Chinese height standard... 190+ at every turn means accepting incompetence~

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And, I really don’t have enough 3000 words 2333～