There are always authors who commit crimes against the wind

With a dark face, he slapped Fang Jibai's shoulder with a slap, Lu Cangyan compared his eyes, and finally got Fang Jibai, who stole the fragrance and smiled successfully, to release his pupil technique and escape.

After teleporting, Fang Jibai leaned on the edge of the empty boat in Beihai Park:

"Master, what is here..."

Lu Cangyan looked at the White Pagoda in the distance and cried:

"……Beijing."

Fang Jibai said "Oh": "This is Beijing? It's nothing to look at. Why did Master let me think so hard and don't want me anymore."

The two mandarin ducks swam to the boat, Lu Cangyan continued to lean on the boat to support her forehead, but at this moment she felt Fang Jibai leaning over:

"It's a good thing to do again, right?... I know that Master is definitely worried about leaving me alone now, but since you are here, why don't you show me around first?"

He took out the Sheji map and spread it on Lu Cangyan's lap, and rubbed the entire map with a flick of his hand.

He smiled and pressed on Beihai Park: "We are here now, right?"

He slipped his hand: "The disciple also wants to go to the Summer Palace of Prince Gong's Mansion Jintai Sunset Xidan Zhongguan Village South Luogu Lane..."

While pointing, she naturally ate all the tofu, Lu Cangyan was itchy and feverish from being poked by him, she couldn't help but push him away and said:

"...Don't move around! Treat it as your home!...What if you are seen!?"

Fang smiled in vain and went to bite the man's chin:

"I released the forbidden one, now we can't see them and they can't see us..."

Lu Cangyan asked: "...Are we still in Beihai Park?"

Fang Jibai was stunned: "It's just setting a restriction and not tearing up a piece of space... Why, Master..."

--bump! ! !

... The protagonist of the peak tourist season, you can save me trouble! ! !

"No one can see anyone" the ban was broken at once.

Unexpectedly, this thing could be so brittle, Lu Cang looked at the big boat full of tourists that caused the accident in front of him with an expressionless face, and couldn't help making gestures:

"Pupis enlargement technique, leave!"

Fang Jibai lazily leaned on the boat: "Master's cultivation is useless again?"

Lu Cangyan patted the bow of the boat: "Now is the time to talk about this? Hurry up, don't you think it's strange for us to look like this!!!?"

Fang Jibai: "No."

After a pause, he added: "It's not surprising."

Lu Cangyan: ...Oh, my Peking Duck Roll! !

After the delay, he was caught again.Everyone on board breathed in continuously, no matter whether they were men or women, it was as if they had won the jackpot:

"Didn't Ci'ao just say that he was in the Forbidden City!!!?...Stop the boat and stop the boat!!!"

Fang Jibai smiled and said, "It's not like Shizun's family always dislikes me. People here seem to like Shizun to be with me."

He stretched out his hand to pick up the mandarin duck combing its feathers over there:

"Unfortunately, I like it too."

Lu Cangyan was nervously looking at a group of foreign girls on board who were curiously communicating with their translators.Fang looked at him in vain and lost his mind, so he raised his eyebrows and threw the mandarin duck back into the lake.

He spread half of the boat on his sleeves and said with a light smile: "Master, come here."

So the little translation girl immediately blushed and said this sentence to the interested friend of Waiguo.

The group of blond beauties couldn't help but "wow", boldly whistled.

Then Lu Cangyan heard a slightly familiar voice:

"You two elders just stay here and don't move...I'll go and see what's going on...Ci Ao!!! Ink Da and Yun Da!!!"

It didn't take Lu Cangyan an extra ten seconds to think that the voice was familiar to his ears. When he saw the well-proportioned woman with the sun hat, the horrible memory of me that was oppressed many years ago came out again.

——Cloud... Yunyun... Yunyou! ! ?

In an instant, her whole body froze. Lu Cangyan never expected that she just accidentally went back to the imperial capital, so how could she meet such a horrible creature like her own sister...

"Yubo!!? Why are you so excited?"

Then an intellectual middle-aged woman with a small bag leaned over, followed by a kind uncle wearing glasses.

——My dear parents! ! ?Aren't they in Shaanxi! ! ?Why...! ! ?

Seemingly sensing Lu Cangyan's gaze, Yun You yelled even more vigorously:

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

That's right!I want to ask you lazy sister why you want to buy a house in Beijing!Everything is because his sister is so good!

She was an excellent student since she was a child, and she was a winner in Beijing all the way when she grew up in a famous school and a famous company. In comparison, Yuan Yunlan dared not call her a family...

If it's just like this, Yun Lan will bear it... But... his sister, her mouth is cheap enough!

Ever since he was a child, he has not had a bad day! !

If you fail the exam, you will be ridiculed, if you fail the exam, you will be ridiculed, if you fail the social practice exam, you will be ridiculed, if you fail the computer test, you will be ridiculed, if you are dumped by a female ticket, you will be ridiculed...

——Cio! !Working in Beijing is amazing! !I will definitely buy a house in Beijing in the future! ! !You taunt me again!Taunt me again!Taunt me again! ! ?

The grievances in her belly were suddenly revealed, Lu Cangyan snorted coldly and ignored the agitated girl Yun, already urging Fang Jibai to slip away.

Yunyou on the other end is still shouting: "You, big, big, you care about me!!! You gave me a clear look just now!! Ink, why don't you persuade me?"

Lu Cangyan said: "Ms. Yun, give up, we still have something to do..."

Yunyou: "Hey? How do you know my surname is Yun?"

Lu Cangyan: "... pills."

Mama Yun has already squeezed to the front: "You Bao, do you know him?... Are you filming?"

Yunyou immediately became excited: "Ahhhh, I didn't expect to be recognized by Hunda!!!? Could it be that you know my best friend who cosplayed? Is it Xiaofang or Xiaohong?... Wait... just the two of them The level doesn’t make any sense...so it’s..."

Yun You suddenly clapped her hands: "Oh! I remembered! I seem to have a younger brother who seems to be well-known for writing web articles!! Although I don't know what to write now... But it is barely a Circle? Could it be that Junda knew that little rookie?"

——Caiji, your brother-in-law, I am right in front of you, okay? ! ?

Yun's mother suddenly realized: "Oh! Speaking of it! Our son hasn't come to see us for a long time, right?"

Father Yun said: "Hey, I almost forgot that I have a son hahaha..."

——My God, you can have a little snack! ! ?

Mama Yun said: "Tsk tsk! I haven't been home for the Spring Festival for two years!! I only see red envelopes and no one!! Not to mention my daughter-in-law!!"

Father Yun said: "Looks like the sky is going to kill my old Yun's family... I'm so old that I haven't even seen a girlfriend... Could it be that this kid can't do it?"

Lu Cangyan felt that she had to explain something here!

"...Uncle and aunt don't worry! Yun Lan, he...has a girlfriend."

Yunyou said: "Ha!! I really know Caiji! Oh my god my brother's ancestral grave is smoking!!?"

——Please also be your ancestral grave, okay? ! ?

Yun You continued to shout: "...there is another girlfriend!!? My God, my God, my God!!?"

Mama Yun immediately grabbed the handrail and shouted: "Where is he now!!? Why don't you just bring him over and let us have a look!!?"

Lu Cangyan hurriedly shook her head: "No one else now..."

Fang Jibai: "No problem, I'm in Beijing."

Yun You's eyes lit up: "That's really troublesome for Ink!!? You came to Beijing together!!?"

Fang Jibai nodded very familiarly:

"One group, naturally come together."

Lu Cang, Yan Shengwu, saw that the real daughter-in-law had become one with his parents-in-law and eldest sister-in-law, and felt a little melancholy in his heart for no reason.

At this moment, a small yacht approached by.

A girl wearing thick glasses got out of her seat and was grinning to compare her expression with him. Seeing no response for a long time, she had to take out a small note and wave it around.

With sharp eyes, Lu Cangyan immediately saw the four large characters on the note:

Breeze net.

— Fuck.

——The big boss has appeared! ! ?

With a black face, he immediately greeted his family members and dragged Fang Jibai to change boats. As soon as Lu Cangyan grabbed the girl's shoulders, he began to shake desperately:

"Qingfengjingwang?... He meow, you ruined my life, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!?"

The girl quickly took off her glasses! "Stop!! Lazy sister, you hold back first, I'm seasick!!!"

After letting go, Lu Cangyan saw clearly that there were still three young men and women shrunk into quails sitting on the boat.

The patch is already screaming:

"Mommy, Mommy, I saw my mommy!!"

The girl with glasses wiped her glasses: "How?... Is the performance stable? How about the intelligence of the brat Patch?"

She laughed in a 233 way: "Ah, ah, it's a great pleasure to meet you. I'm Jiang Siran, director of the programming department of the Qingfengjingnet group. Let me introduce you. This is sister Tao Qiantao, director of the external relations department, and brother Lu Qihang, director of the planning department. , Bao Han, the head of the development department, is going to pack his younger brother."

Lu Cangyan pointed to the old lady who looked calm and majestic at the end and asked:

"What about that one?"

Lu Qihang laughed: "This is the central figure of our group! Allow me to introduce you grandly!! Our great and lovely landlord!!...Old lady Zhang hahaha!"

Mrs. Zhang said: "When did you pay the rent last month?"

Lu Cangyan: "..."

Lu Qihang waved his big hand: "This is not a problem!!! Now we have made a lot of money by relying on laziness!! Isn't it just waiting for Party A's father to pay his salary... let's go back to our base! The old lady of the landlady will show you her skills. She makes noodles with soy sauce, which is really authentic... Are there still people standing outside?"

Lu Cangyan said loudly: "Did you say Fang Jibai?"

Everyone: "...Hey!!!"

Jiang Siran was suddenly horrified: "Why is he here ahhhhhhhh!!!?"

——You are the only one who didn’t see the feeling of being so big just now! ! ?

Lu Cangyan stretched out her arms and shrugged: "You called me here, and he naturally followed..."

Fang Jibai raised his sleeves and said slowly: "If there is nothing wrong, Master, please follow me."

He looked at the group with a cold expression:

"It doesn't seem very interesting. This disciple wants to go to Nanluoguxiang."

Qingfengjingnet Team: ... Hey! ! !Coercion, coercion, coercion! ! !

The old lady Zhang suddenly became excited: "Hey! This young man looks really energetic!! My granddaughter Ruhua looks like Fang Erjiu this year..."

Bao Hanlin blushed and said, "...Two... 29..."

The old lady Zhang said: "Shut up!! I asked you to go on a blind date and you didn't go! Otherwise, if I become a son-in-law, will I still charge you rent?"

Fang Jibai's expression turned cold: "The reason why you called my master here is to act as an intruder?"

His eyes darkened: "Interesting."

The four of them knelt on the ground in an instant:

"No no no Fang Shizun, listen to our explanation ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah the North Sea is about to explode!!"

……

In the end, the enthusiastic old lady Zhang took him back to the right room septum in Block 98, No. 301, Erdao Hutong, Sanlitun, Beijing. The two were given two large bowls of noodles with fried sauce. After eating half of it, they realized that Fang Jibai was pitted. At this point today, I made an appointment to meet my parents at the Qianmen Roast Duck Restaurant! ! !

Seriously, he took out his beautiful photos back then and told Fang Jibai to perform illusions according to his appearance. He repeatedly told Fang Jibai to pretend to be a girl, and as expected, he saw Fang Jibai looking at him pitifully.

Lu Cangyan slapped him on the shoulder: "It's useless for you to pretend to be wronged!!! In this case, I will ask someone else to help!! It's not your mouth!!"

Fang Jibai said: "...then what does Master want me to..."

Lazy sister checked the coverage of the illusion in the mirror: "It's up to you, I'll tell you if I can't catch up!!!"

——Then, Xian Yunlan began the sad journey of leading a 36D hot beauty to meet her parents.

I just felt that all the passers-by along the way pointed at the flowers and stuck them in the cow dung. My lazy sister looked up at the sky speechlessly, and then she saw Fang Baier—yes, that's his girlfriend's name right now, standing directly on the side of the road.

A Lamborghini came and stopped here, and the driver got out and opened the door:

"Miss, uncle."

Yun Lan felt that the gazes of the pedestrians next to him became hotter.

- What are you doing! ! ?Don't use immortal methods to disrupt social order, okay? ! ! ?

In the end, he reached the front door safely, Yun Lansheng followed Fang Baier upstairs, and saw his parents sitting by the window.

Yun Lan breathed a sigh of relief, and just as he was about to go over to say hello, he saw a dozen or so tables nearby turning their heads at the same time. Aren't they all seven aunts, eight aunts, two uncles, three uncles, four aunts, five brothers and six cousins ​​who haven't seen for a long time! ! ?

Father Yun waved his hand immediately: "Oh, my son is here! Hurry up and ask the girl to sit down first!! He looks so handsome!"

Fang Baier looked three fingers taller than Yun Lan in her high heels:

"Hello, uncle and aunt."

Yun Lan: ...It's a quick learner.

Yun You looked at "her" regretfully: "Girl, why do you want to be with my brother..."

Aunt Seven interjected: "How old is the girl?"

Fang Baier: "...23."

Yun Lan: ...It's a fraction.

The third grandpa asked, "Who else is there in the family?"

Fang Baier: "There is no one else."

Yun Lan: ... Isn't that right, Linyuan's nest is full of people! ! ?

The second cousin continued: "Where do you work?"

Fang Baier: "It's just a small place to support him."

Yun Lan: ...I'm sorry, Huanxiao Realm, you are really a small place... Fang Shizun's goal is the stars and the sea! !

Third Uncle: "Have you talked about it before?"

Fang Baier: "...It's not counted as talking, I like him now."

Yun You interrupted: "Hey, then do you know that my younger brother talked about it before..."

Fang Baier: "Yes, with the man."

Yun Lan: ... I'm second! ! !what are you doing! ! ?

Shengsheng suppressed the panic in his heart and planned to explain, but Yun Lan saw his father slap his thigh:

"That's right!! It's Kazuma!!"

Yun Lan: ... Oh my god, what are you talking about, Dad! ! ! ?

Feeling that the reddish eyes of the people around him had turned cold, Yun Lan moved away pitifully, and heard his father continue:

"He's from Luoyang, Henan Province. Actually, that girl is not bad...but now...haha, what's your name, daughter-in-law?"

Yunlan: ...

Fang Baier smiled: "Luoyang, Henan?"

Mama Yun grinned and said, "Of course it's not as beautiful and foreign as your Beijing girl... I finally packed my son... No, no, no... I'm happy today!! Let's eat, let's eat!!"

Fang Baier looked at his watch, smiled and said:

"Uncle and aunt, I will be staying soon today... I have already booked a date, I will get married this month, I just came to say hello today, from now on...he lives with me, that's it, I'm busy with work, he may I have to run around with me, I'm afraid I won't see you all for a long time."

Yun's father and Yun's mother: "Daughter-in-law is fine!!! Take him with you more in the future!! Let's go get the certificate tonight!! Don't regret it in the future!!"

Yun Lan: ...Hi! ! !How many of you...

Fang Jibai smiled gently and transmitted the voice:

"Master, have you heard that? Don't regret it in the future."

Yun Lan: ...I need to be able to regret it...

Fang Jibai thought for a while and continued to smile and said, "I'm not at ease... we should go get a... card, shall we?"

Suddenly pulling people into the restraint again, two red books suddenly appeared in Fang Jibai's hands, with a touch of his fingertips, he already mentioned his name on them.

With a flick of his sleeve, he brought the pen over.

Seeing the long sleeves and catkins that were exposed after the illusion disappeared automatically, Lu Cangyan was speechless for a while, and finally picked up a pen and wrote his name on it.

He said: "I don't even have a chapter, does this count..."

Fang Jibai took out the map of Jiangshan and Sheji: "After all, I only need a proof."

Suddenly he hugged the person into his arms and kissed him deeply, he picked up the other person's clothes with one hand, but with the other hand he directly held the scroll vertically, and it was covered with ink paste and tilted on the book.

A room shakes red, and the charming tent is turned over.

Fang Jibai lazily said:

"The disciple took the entire Huanxiao world as a witness. Master, is it enough for a lifetime?"