[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

The three of us were huddling together to worry, when we saw the old Li Shan mother walk in with a gloating expression on her face, and said to us: "I said earlier that we should try their sincerity! As expected, Zhu Bajie's lust is hard to change, and now he wants to marry into my family. Even my mother called me!"

As he spoke, he leaned back and forth with laughter, supported the pillar and said, "I'm really laughing to death. When he becomes a Buddha someday, I'll use this matter to embarrass him to death!"

We stared at her and laughed, but no one said anything.

The old mother of Li Shan laughed for a while, seeing that the three of us were not smiling at all, and at the end, she couldn't stop laughing, and looked at us awkwardly, and said, "What's the matter? Everyone has a dejected face and looks like this. You guys Could it be that the mission was not completed?"

Puxian stared at her for a while, then pulled my sleeve, and said, "Guanyin, tell me."

I said, "What do I say, you say it yourself."

Puxian was so anxious that he didn't want to say anything, he grabbed me and didn't let go: "You have the most idea, if you don't save me, who will save me? We have been friends for so many years, you can't just leave me alone."

Manjusri said: "You two don't gossip over there, let me tell you."

Then, he said solemnly and righteously: "Monkey King may want a son."

……

Li Shan's old mother said: "What's so strange about this, it's just human nature, and it can't be regarded as crossing the line."

After finishing speaking, he looked at me again and asked, "Guanyin, how are you testing Xuanzang?"

I said, "It's very good, love is stronger than gold, and I want to learn scriptures wholeheartedly, and I want to save the common people."

Seeing that Li Shan's old mother was about to look at Puxian, he suddenly pulled my sleeve and buried his face in my sleeve, no matter what Li Shan's old mother called him, he just refused to come out .

There is no other way, I can only say for him: "Others are very good, but Sha Wujing doesn't want to go to learn the scriptures, Li Shan, you can handle this matter yourself."

The old mother of Li Shan said in astonishment: "How is it possible? They have four masters and apprentices, and I am most optimistic about Sha Wujing, who is honest and sincere in doing things, how could something go wrong?"

I said: "Although he is honest, he has accumulated thousands of years of resentment. He has worked diligently in the heavenly court for thousands of years. Not only did he not work hard, but he was punished in vain. Now he has no sense of presence in the Buddhist scriptures team. Of course I can't stand it."

Manjusri said: "I just said, learn from the scriptures, and try something when you have nothing to do. It's okay if you don't try. It's good to try out the resentment. It's neither greedy nor greedy. Se Nian is still sincere, but your old mother in Lishan has a problem with it, now you can tell me what to do."

Pu Xian also wanted to talk, but he had no idea, so he looked at me and Li Shan's mother at this moment, held back for a while, and only managed to say: "What Guan Yin said is right!"

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When he turned his head, seeing Manjusri looking at him, he hurriedly said, "Wen and Manjusri are right! Anyway, I'll stand with them this time!"

The three of us firmly stood in the united front, one by one, never giving in, looking at Li Shan's old mother firmly, and no one let go.

After being stared at by the three of us for a while, Li Shan's old mother said: "Okay! Since what Avalokitesvara said is correct, I will leave this matter to you, Avalokitesvara! You know this person best, go and persuade him to learn from it.”

I said, "Oh, I'm not stupid, and I'm not the fault of me. Why should I try to persuade you? Otherwise, I'm just taking orders from the Buddha. Since everyone is not in a hurry, I'll go to Xitian to settle this matter first." How about reporting it to the Buddha and seeing how he decides?"

When I said this, Li Shan's old mother was suddenly stuck, and hurriedly said: "Then don't disturb the old Buddha!"

Manjusri said: "Avalokitesvara has to do everything. Is there no one in the Western Paradise? In this way, since the idea was proposed by you, Li Shan's old mother, how about leaving this matter to you? Anyway, the credit after the event It’s yours, so we’ll follow you too.”

Pu Xian firmly grabbed my sleeve, said: "Yes, what they both said is correct!"

……

Li Shan's old mother looked at the three of us in amazement, completely defeated by the attitude of the three of us forming a team, and said sadly: "Okay! I will go!"

After all, he turned around heroically like a heroic sacrifice.

After she left, the three of us looked at each other, each speechless.

After a while, Manjusri said: "We don't blame us for this matter. It's like two people getting married. The wife can't find someone else to seduce her husband. While letting the woman do everything possible to seduce her husband, she also hopes that the husband will do everything for her. It's not fair to keep one's body like a jade. If you want to learn the scriptures, you will go if you go, and if you don't go, you won't go. It's hypocritical to let others go through untold hardships to learn the scriptures, but secretly try others with their glory and wealth. This is unethical."

Puxian said, "Yes, what you said is correct."

I said, "Manjusri, why are you being so extreme, why don't you think about it, maybe she just wants to see you and Puxian in women's clothing?"

Manjushri: "..."

Puxian opened his eyes wide in astonishment, and suddenly said: "She was also the one who suggested Guanyin's dress at the beginning. I think this idea makes sense!"

I:"……"

After the three of us looked at each other for a while, Manjusri said: "Okay, let's not bring up this matter in the future, and it's best not to bring it up for thousands of years."

After a while, Pu Xian suddenly said: "What do you think Li Shan's old mother will do?"

Manjusri is an unusually extreme person, at this moment he said: "How do I know, probably because of some wicked way of doing things, such as pretending to betroth you to Sha Wujing, and then after a few days of marriage, you died with a snap, and then planted it on someone What kind of goblin, maybe he went to learn the scriptures sincerely."

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When he said this, we collectively panicked a little.

This style of doing things is in line with Li Shan's mother's personality!

The more we thought about it, the more frightened we became, and immediately the three of us got up together and went to the backyard.

As soon as we walked to the door of the house, we heard Sha Wujing say: "Ma'am, I misunderstood. I am not coveting Miss's beauty, nor do I want to marry Miss. I just want to repay Miss's kindness. You must know that I have done thousands of things." Years of gods, hundreds of years of monsters, no one understands me, no one cares about me, but the young lady is kind-hearted, and Wu Jing can't repay me. She can only repay her size by being a cow or a horse. But I have already promised Nanhai Guanyin Baoshi Learn the scriptures, and now you have entered the Buddhist gate, if you marry a wife in the world, it is ungrateful, I can't do this."

I was almost moved to tears by his sincerity.

Manjusri said: "If I solve this problem, I will let them sleep at night and then show their real bodies. The greedy ones will know their shame, and the road ahead of repaying their kindness is predestined. How can it be so complicated?"

At this time, I heard Li Shan's old mother turned into a wife inside and said: "After all, you still don't want to marry my daughter?"

Sha Wujing hurriedly said: "I have a sincere heart, I only have a heart of gratitude to Miss, and I have no greed! I swear here!"

I said, "I don't think she can be allowed to go on like this. It's a bit of fishing law enforcement. Spread the word. It's not good for our reputation in Xitian."

Manjusri said: "You said it lightly. You want her to not watch good shows, but it takes a lot of effort. I think so, she has been a fairy for thousands of years, and she is bored. It is inevitable that she will find something to do. Avalokitesvara, I It seems that you have always been the most thoughtful, if you try to solve this matter, then if Li Jing quarrels with you because of his son, I will take the whole Wutai Mountain to support you!?"

Well now, I have already gathered congregants from Emei Mountain and Wutai Mountain. If you don’t know, you might think I’m going to fight.

I asked: "Really?"

Manjusri resolutely said: "Really! What you say will be what you say at that time. If Li Tianwang dares to say no, I will take all Wutai Mountains to the Nantian Gate!"

……

Forget it.

After all, we have had peaceful diplomacy for thousands of years, Tathagata and the Jade Emperor stuck together and came up with bad ideas when they had nothing to do. Your fight is tantamount to declaring war. How sad that Tathagata will have no one to come up with bad ideas with him.

This matter is difficult to say, it is not difficult to say, and it is not difficult.

I said to them both, "There's an easy way, and there's a hard way. The easy way is annoying, but the hard way makes everyone happy."

Pu Xian became anxious, and grabbed me again: "Guan Shiyin, don't be a fool at every turn, have you got any sequelae from preaching!"

I said, "Let's talk about the difficult method first. We beat the old mother of Lishan unconscious with a stick and sent her back to her old den. Then they went home separately, and they went to learn scriptures from master and apprentice."

Manjusri: "...the aftermath of this matter is too much, forget it."

Me: "Oh, the easy way is to find the little monk Xuanzang and come over to talk about the dead Lishan old mother. I don't believe that someone can survive a round under his annoying energy."

Puxian and Manjusri widened their eyes, and said in unison: "This method is good!"

I looked at the two of them tenderly and kindly: "So, who is going to invite that little monk now?"

The two of them looked at each other and took a step back.

……

All in all, after the unanimous discussion of the three of us, the problem was caused by Puxian, and the matter should be done by Puxian.However, Pu Xian said that the person he fears the most in his life is Jin Chanzi No Second. He said that he is not afraid of his nagging, but he is afraid that when he is nagging, he will suddenly move himself, and then look at him with tears in his eyes.

Puxian is a bit too kind, and he can't stand others looking at him with teary eyes, otherwise the guilt will crush him to death.

We felt that his excuse was not sincere at all, so we rejected his proposal to prohibit his colleagues from crying, and drove him back to Mount Emei.

No way, Puxian still wants to go.He had no choice but to change his appearance carefully, carefully check whether there was any mistake, and then went to little Xuanzang for help.He walked into the courtyard where the four masters and apprentices lived. Before he could step in, he was grabbed by the hand and pulled behind the big tree.

I saw Zhu Bajie with a fat belly, twitched the pig's nose, shyly covered the pig's ears to his face, and said: "Sister Aiai, I knew you had selfish intentions for me. To be honest, the old pig also I like you, but the master is too rigid and just refuses to let me stay."

I:"……"

Manjushri: "..."

After a long while, Manjusri said: "We don't know who is who is who is who is who is the name that Li Shan's old mother casually picked up, but this dead pig's head is quite clear."

I said to Manjusri: "Actually speaking, Li Shan's old mother is not all wrong. After all, we have been gods for a long time, and we haven't seen such a fun scene for thousands of years. Just this paragraph, enough for me to laugh for 300 years. .”

Manjusri said blankly: "It's enough for me to laugh for 500 years."

The two of us share the field of vision with Puxian, we can see what he sees, and he can hear what we chatter, and now hearing us chattering, he said: "Can't you two laugh together! "

Manjusri said: "No, I want to save a little bit and laugh little by little."

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When Puxian opened his mouth, Zhu Bajie was startled, he quickly turned around and said, "Sister, what are you talking about?"

Seeing that there was no one here, he took out a letter from his arms, handed it to Puxian, and said emotionally: "This letter was written with my heart and soul, so don't lose it!"

After all, with a touch of sad tears of parting, the fat pig's chest puffed up, and he walked sadly into the distance.

Seeing that he was walking away, Puxian opened the letter and saw a few lines written in blood on it:

My love, why don't we meet each other because of fate, the mountains are high and the water is far away, I only hope you keep this bit of cinnabar in your heart, from now on the bright moon will be in the world, and a ray of lovesickness will never end.

Puxian looked at it for a long time with great emotion, and said, "I never thought that Zhu Bajie could write poems! I am also the one who has received poems!"

I:"……"

Manjusri: "No, I have to go and watch him. He was out of his mind at first, and he suddenly became depressed."

After he finished speaking, he opened the door and walked out when he was suddenly grabbed by a hand, pulling him directly under the shade of a tree, and when he turned around, it was that Zhu Bajie again.

Zhu Bajie covered his face with a pig's face, and said coyly: "Sister Zhenzhen, you may not believe it, but the first time I saw you, I fell in love with you..."

Puxian: "..."

Manjushri: "..."

I stayed in the room alone, rolling on the floor with my stomach in my arms, laughing so hard I almost died: "Hahaha, I can laugh at this for 800 years!"

Manjusri gritted his teeth and said, "Avalokitesvara, our friendship has come to an end, get lost."

Zhu Bajie didn't hear his words, he was only indulging in his own world, and lamented: "However, you have family rules that cannot be discarded, while I have precepts and clear rules that cannot be relaxed. I am a mandarin duck and bird in the world, but the world of mortals is separated from the empty door. If I It would have been nice if I hadn’t become a monk when I met you. Unfortunately, unfortunately, it’s too late.”

Manjusri: "...I think this piece of Avalokitesvara can be laughed at for a lifetime."

I said seriously: "No, this paragraph is very touching, and I can be touched for a long time."

Zhu Bajie took out another letter from his bosom, and stuffed it to Manjusri, with tears in his eyes, he said: "May you and I have a destiny, and we will meet again in a hundred years!"

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Manjusri said: "Okay, I admit that Puxian's proposal to forbid colleagues to have cloudy eyes is reasonable. Let's change it and forbid ugly colleagues to have cloudy eyes."

Seeing that Zhu Bajie had gone far away, he also opened the letter, and there were several lines written on it:

My life that was supposed to be lonely with the blue lantern ancient Buddha, with your embellishment, is like seeing stars in the dark night. Even if I am far away from the galaxy, I can still feel the warmth and coldness you bestow on me.In the dark night, only your light across the sky among the stars hugs and surrounds my stiff and cold body.

My love, may we have the fate to face each other across the sea in the next life, you are at the end of the sea, and I am at the source of the river.May my thoughts cross the mountains and ravines, and gather at your feet from thousands of rivers. If the night comes again, you will be able to see the shadows of our previous and present lives intertwined in the reflection of the water.

Wenshu: "...I actually think his writing is quite good."

After a while, Manjusri suddenly said, "No, we can't just let it go."

I was the only one left sitting leisurely in the room, and I was shocked when I heard his words: "Huh?"

Manjusri said: "You must go out too. Let Zhu Bajie give you a letter."

Puxian said: "Yes, I'm going to fight too, if you don't go out, I will throw you out myself."

Manjusri snorted coldly: "Misfortunes never come singly, Avalokitesvara, do you think you can escape this catastrophe? Why don't you go out and meet your love letter soon."

I think this Zhu Bajie is also very powerful, each of them is "deeply rooted in love", and when they see one and like another, they take each of them seriously, and they really don't change their minds.

In fact, thinking about it this way, I should go out and get it, otherwise they both have it, and I am the only one who doesn't have it, which is quite embarrassing.

So, I straightened my skirt calmly and prepared to go out to meet my fate.

I think, in this way, everyone will be balanced, laughing at each other for hundreds of years, which is conducive to the promotion of friendship.

However, as soon as I opened the door, Zhu Bajie saw me under the shade of a tree early on. His two drooping pig ears suddenly stood up as if stimulated by something, and he jumped up and down like a ghost. He ran away without looking back.

???

What do you mean?

Am I that scary?

In order to prevent Puxian Manjusri from laughing at me, I raised my voice, "Little Elder, where are you going in such a hurry?"

That Zhu Bajie was stopped by me, the whole pig body paused, took a step back, slipped two steps, came to me sweating profusely, and asked cautiously: "Miss, what's the matter?"

I said, "Walk well, what are you running for? Didn't you do something shady?"

Zhu Bajie drooped his head and said in a panic, "No, no."

I said: "What a coincidence, the front of my house faces the yard, and the back faces the sweets. I just saw from the window that you gave something to the eldest sister and a letter to the second sister. Why, I don't have it?"

Zhu Bajie gritted his teeth, paused, and sighed, "Oh! You don't know something! Old pig, I naturally—"

In the middle of his speech, he looked around again, and said sadly: "My old pig is not afraid of anything, even if the Nine Heavens Demon Slayer Patriarch comes, I will not blink, but my senior brother, Bi Mawen Your monkey is unreasonable, even if I have feelings for you, I would never dare to rob someone with my senior brother!"

……

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Although I am obsessed with complaining, but there are too many slots in this sentence, I will not know where to start for a while.

What misunderstanding did he have about his elder brother to slander him like this.

Manjusri said: "Okay, I can laugh about this forever."

Pu Xian said: "I want to save some money, and then I will laugh when the Buddhist scripture learners have achieved success and are stationed in the Western Paradise."

Manjusri said again: "Avalokitesvara, you are so cute. From now on, as long as I think of you, I can be happy. You are really my most precious treasure in the Western Paradise."

Pu Xian did not change his nature, and said, "Why don't you ask if he has written to you?"

You two are too busy, but one of you is standing at the gate of the Buddhist scriptures, and the other is standing in the yard, watching my show in broad daylight, you are not afraid of being seen through by the four Buddhist scriptures!

I was just about to tell the two of them not to be so arrogant, but Zhu Bajie grabbed him. He saw two lines of tears streaming down the pigskin, criss-crossing on the pigskin, and mourning: "Although I am a lover, I also value brotherhood." Yes, I will never rob women with my senior brother!"

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Do you have any misunderstanding about the word woman?

I thought about it, it was probably the time Monkey King recognized me, and he happened to be watching from the side.That monkey is not stupid, since I am Avalokitesvara, the rest must be great gods, no matter how stupid he is, he will not expose me in front of Zhu Bajie, so he almost drives him away.This Zhu Bajie himself is also very powerful. If he doesn't change his lust, he thinks that the whole world is like him. This way of thinking is also very strong.

Manjusri couldn't hold back the laughter in his voice, he was always extreme, and it was extremely rare to laugh: "Guanyin, you are really a happy fruit."

I can no longer hear what Puxian said. He must have been rolling around in broad daylight.

Now I kind of understand the mood of the Lishan old mother who wants to watch a good show.

In the end, Zhu Bajie let go of my hand, walked away step by step, and said sadly: "I know it shouldn't be, but I can't help it—"

Me: "Okay, get out of here."

Zhu Bajie: "???"

I thought this would drive away this troublemaker, but after I finished speaking, he stood there in amazement, looked at it for a while, then suddenly strode forward and said emotionally: "I thought I could bear the parting." However, the moment you scolded me, I confirmed that you are an unusual woman, different from everyone I have seen before, and I am hopelessly in love with you!"

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I smiled: "If you don't leave, I'll chop off your pig's head and slice it for cooking."

Zhu Bajie was startled, and after trembling for a while, suddenly plopped down on his knees and cried bitterly: "Then I am willing to cook for you! You are already the only person in my life! I can't lose you anymore! Even if Hitting me, scolding me, and trying to kill me can only bring my soul closer to you, and I will never be able to leave you!"

……

You pig is also a very sentimental pig.

I asked, "Are you letting go or not?"

Zhu Bajie cried bitterly: "Don't let go! I understand now, I know I understand too late, but no matter how hard you drive me away, I will never leave you!"

Me: "Do you want to let go?"

Zhu Bajie firmly said: "Don't let it go! Never let it go again!"

Manjusri regretted, "I should have watched it live, why did I go so far."

Puxian's voice made me suspect that he was already rolling on the ground laughing: "Hahahahahahahahahaha..."

I supported my aching head, looked at a fat pig crying on the ground, and asked desperately: "...Which of you two is closer to Xuanzang's courtyard, can you please help me to invite his monkey brother over here?" ?”

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Xuanzang: "Apprentice, why are those girls standing in the yard giggling? I seem to hear them talking about Guanyin. Did you hear that?"

Monkey King covering his ears: "No, I'm not, I don't."

Sun Wukong, who was punished by his master to squat in a corner and face the wall to think about his mistakes: "I really don't know anything..."

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