[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

I looked at Sun Wukong calmly, and continued to pretend to be my Xiaojiabiyu obediently. In order to convince him, I even cut my hair specially.

Sun Wukong looked at me weakly, and said for a while, "Bodhisattva..."

I pretended to be stupid: "Little Master, I don't understand what you are saying."

Sun Wukong struggled for a while and said powerlessly: "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva..."

I smiled: "Little Master, I still don't understand what you said."

Sun Wukong bumped his head against a tree and almost broke the tree. The leaves on the tree that hit him rattled and said in despair, "Goddess Guanyin!"

Me: "Ah bah! How many times have I told you that your Bodhisattva is a man!"

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In that backyard, he glared at me, I glared at him, we stared at each other, human eyes stared at monkey eyes, and after a while, I asked, "Okay, how did you recognize me?"

Sun Wukong sighed and said: "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is the only one who looks at me like this among the people, ghosts, gods and demons in the world."

I was at a loss: "What look?"

Sun Wukong hugged his stick sadly, drooping his head and said, "That's the kind of complex look that dislikes your own child's incompetence and can't throw it away. It's disgusting and sympathetic. It's very insulting when combined."

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……Oh.

You also know that you are useless.

You grandson monkey, aren't you as stupid as we think.

Sun Wukong bumped the stone head against a big tree trunk next to it, and said every time he hit it: "I said that the little monk only recognized you all day long, why did he suddenly make an exception and recognize someone else today? He actually recognized you before me. Bodhisattva, what kind of enmity did you have with him in your previous life? After crossing the bridge of Naihe, the grievances and grievances of the previous life have long been gone like the wind, how can Dudu still recognize you?"

If he didn't say it, I still couldn't remember it, but when he said it, in a split second, the scene of the golden cicada in my South China Sea hundreds of years ago suddenly came to my mind——

It turned out that he quarreled with me that day, and I stole the wreath on the lotus platform, secretly cursing him to die, he nagging me too much, I just chanted a curse, sealed his mouth, and made him helpless He made a sound, but unfortunately he dozed off when the Buddha was lecturing that day. The Buddha reprimanded him and asked him why, but he couldn’t make a sound while pointing at his mouth. Going to the west, I have experienced ten lifetimes of hardships, thinking about it, it was all my fault, and it made me break out in a cold sweat.

... No wonder Jin Chanzi misses me so much.

It's good, it's reasonable, this is obviously the first thing he picks!

But what can I say, does he look like a reasonable guy?

Sigh, I'd better save him a few more times in this life, lest he recover his memory and settle accounts with me.

I was a little flustered when Sun Wukong asked, so I could only say: "I can't remember either, I hope your master won't remember it in the future."

After the two of us were silent for a while, Sun Wukong pointed at me, pointed at my skirt, and looked at my hairpin. After a while, he asked unacceptably: "Then you are...?"

I said, "Don't ask me any more. I work under the Buddha, and I have my own difficulties."

Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes and stared at me for a long time, and said: "I didn't say, Bodhisattva, although Lao Sun has some cultivation, he is a monkey after all. If you Xitian want to use this method to test me, you should also become a monkey." ..."

My eyes widened.

I will say it!

He is a monkey!

Why is no one believes me!

Seeing that he turned to leave, I said behind him: "You can see it yourself, don't say it!"

Sun Wukong walked disconsolately, carrying the golden cudgel on his shoulders, without turning his head, he said: "Don't say it, don't say it, I'm too late to watch the show!"

When I went back, I found that Li Shan’s old mother was also a lazy one. There were not many rooms in the house. Our room was next to Sun Wukong’s room. As soon as I entered the room, Puxian motioned for me to keep silent. Drifting said: "Human, who doesn't have the emotions and desires, even if he becomes a god, it is inevitable. But Master is so good, he wants to be a stone man, really, really."

At this time, the Monkey King came back, carrying the stick, and listening to them talking about this, he sat down in the corner and muttered: "Master, I don't know, I have a psychological shadow. Ever since I knew that Avalokitesvara was a man, I When you see a pretty girl, you have to be wary."

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What do you mean, do you look down on my martyrdom!

You monkey don't understand my Buddha's idea of ​​equality of all living beings at all.Women can wear women's clothes, why can't men wear them? Do you look down on men!You are sexist!

I thought it was okay for Sun Wukong to say that, but who knew that Zhu Bajie suddenly fell off the chair, rolled his fat belly three times on the ground, and said in shock, "Is the goddess Guanyin a man?"

Before Sun Wukong had time to say anything, he suddenly flicked his ears, and burst into tears, hiccupping, loud and earth-shattering, and the annoying Samantabhadra was over there, Amitabha.

Sha Wujing sneered at the side and said, "Eldest brother, you don't know, but he always thought that the Guanyin empress was secretly interested in him to save him, and he was always thinking about how to 'repay' her kindness."

Sun Wukong was stunned for a while, and said: "Why don't you have a long memory, you fat pig, think about it for yourself, the reason why you were demoted in the Heavenly Court that day was not because you thought that Chang'e was interested in you, now it's good, you have lost this end."

Hearing what he said, Zhu Bajie suddenly rolled over and rolled over on the ground, saying: "You don't know about this, Sister Chang'e is really interested in me. That time when my clothes were torn, she asked her maid to replace them for me. I made it up!"

Sha Wujing looked at him, and was speechless for a while, "Isn't that because you fell in Guanghan Palace, and you hugged your broken clothes and cried and refused to leave?"

Zhu Bajie said seriously: "It's because I purposely wanted to test whether she cared about me, but I didn't know if I didn't try. Try it, she really likes me!"

……

Manjusri said: "This Zhu Bajie has not changed his lust, what will he do when he goes to the Western Paradise?"

Puxian said: "What should I do? Do you think Xitian can tease him?"

I sighed: "Don't worry, after this incident, his psychological shadow area is estimated to be much larger than the psychological area of ​​Luxin."

Manjusri and Puxian looked up and thought, yes.

The few of us were sitting next to his master and apprentice discussing what we would do when we went back after completing this mission, when suddenly the old mother of Li Shan came in and said: "The plan has changed, that young monk is too good at talking nonsense, I am I can't handle it, Guanshiyin, he always thinks that you are destined for him in the previous life, why don't you go and chat with him?"

I said, "I am the one who commits crimes and commits crimes. Why do I do everything? They go to learn scriptures when they learn from them. They try and try. Why bother?"

The old mother of Lishan said: "This is sincere, and it will never change after meeting him. If you get acquainted with him, maybe his true nature will be revealed."

I am also very helpless.What is his nature?He is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi. If he has any nature, it is the nature of Jin Chanzi. Do you want to say that the Buddha recruited a disciple with a bad nature?

Li Shan's old mother said again: "If we leave like this, it would seem insincere and perfunctory. At any rate, we have to talk to them. It doesn't matter about the apprentices, the key is the master. How many ghosts and monsters are there in the road ahead? If the heart is not sincere, how can Zensheng be good if you tick it off?"

I could only say: "Well, what do you think, I will never get involved again after this matter is over."

The old mother of Li Shan said: "I don't ask you to do anything, just talk to him and ask him about his attitude towards learning scriptures." After speaking, she greeted Manjushri Puxian again: "You two don't gloat, Manjusri will ask Sun Wukong; Samantabhadra to find Sha Wujing!"

Saying that, he raised the curtain and went, saying: "That Zhu Bajie intends to stay, I'll go talk to him."

As soon as she left, the three of us looked at each other, I looked at Manjusri, Manjusri looked at Puxian, and Puxian looked at me.

At the end, Manjusri said: "Yes, she came here to watch the three of us play! How can Zhunwo be laughing!"

Then, the three of us broke up together and went to do our own things.

I found Xuanzang, and found that he was squatting on the edge of the pool watching the fish in it, his eyes were wide open, and he was watching very intently.

He saw me coming from the shadow on the surface of the water, and quickly came over and grabbed me, quietly pulled me aside, and said to me in a low voice: "Girl, I just saw a fish in your pond. The one with only three eyes is a monster!"

……

The old mother of Lishan was not careful when changing the mountain courtyard, she changed blindly, and changed the fish all wrong.

A fake is a fake, no matter what, it can't be true.Even the illusion of immortality must have holes.

But what can I say?My current character set is a Xiaojiabiyu who doesn't go out of the door, so I said: "Ah... three eyes?"

Before I finished speaking, the little monk was so frightened that he immediately covered my mouth with his hand, and said anxiously: "Don't speak so loudly, it will be bad if it hears you!"

……

You little monk is also very naive.

Why don't you think about it, since there are so many flaws, then maybe we were transformed by goblins and come to eat you?

I guess he has never seen blood since he was a child, and he was frightened by being captured by monsters twice.

He cautiously looked around and saw that there was no movement in the pool over there, so he dragged me to a place far away from the pool: "My big apprentice is a man who can subdue demons. I will ask him to eliminate demons in your house later. Don't be afraid, it's fine."

Of course I wasn't afraid, but he was so frightened that his hands began to tremble.

Seeing that he was so afraid of monsters, I suddenly wanted to play tricks on him, so I purposely showed that malicious smile and said, "Little Elder, how do you know that we are not monsters, we put poison in your meal, and we are going to poison you to death?" , pickled and eaten?"

I originally thought he was so afraid of monsters, but when I said that, he would definitely be terrified, but he looked calm and said to me with his little head up: "No, sister, you are a good person. I've seen you here."

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Me: "Oh? How do you know that I didn't harm you in my previous life, and that I caused you to be unlucky in this life and be eaten by monsters?"

The little monk looked at me firmly: "No, sister, you must be a good person. I have experienced hardships in my life, and it must be my fate that I should have this calamity. I can't blame others."

God!He, Jin Chanzi, has experienced ten lives in the world, and now he has become not only not annoying, but even a little likable!

Looking at this soft, cute, white, tender and kind-hearted little monk, I couldn't relate to that annoying Jin Chanzi for a moment, and I wondered if we were negligent and found the wrong person.

I just liked him a little bit, but when he turned his head, he said to me in a serious manner: "Since you have such a connection with Buddhism, sister, let me read the scriptures for you."

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Oh, that must be the right thing to find.

I said to him: "You are so firm in your beliefs that you will go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures even if you don't hesitate to break your body and suffer all the suffering along the way. If one day you go to the Daleiyin Temple and see the Buddhas of the Western Paradise, you are extremely sincere, but you find them. It’s not as good as you thought, and you find out that they are always benevolent and compassionate, but sometimes they have to help the tyrant and work for the tiger, so what should you do?”

The little monk looked up at me with a white face, his eyes were dizzy, and after a while, he said: "My sister, you are wrong."

"Since the Buddha came from the heart of man, how can he be so perfect? ​​In my opinion, the flaws in man are not bad in Buddha. It's just that Buddha has a kind heart and wants to do better. But I think if I do things, I often If you make mistakes, the Buddha must also make mistakes frequently like me, there is nothing unusual about that.”

"But when a person stumbles, he can never go back to his true self. The Buddha has a sincere heart. No matter how many times he makes a mistake, he has to step back to the starting point and try again. I think this is the great thing about the Buddha."

He tilted his head and thought seriously: "People always think of Buddha as invincible, because people have too many weaknesses. They are afraid of their own weaknesses, so they think Buddha is perfect. But where is perfection in the world?"

"I think it is because of human weakness that the Buddha is so brilliant, because the Buddha is not a Buddha in the first place, but the Buddha is a Buddha in people's hearts. People are afraid of birth, old age, sickness and death, so they create Buddhas to look up and worship. How can these vain assumptions struggle with birth, old age, sickness and death, and ups and downs in life and death?"

Seeing that I didn't speak, he stretched out his hand to pat me, and said, "I know, you are afraid that if I think too much about the future, I will be sad when I find out that things are not good. You are so kind to me, you are really a kind person. .”

I:"……"

Then I hope you will think of me when you arrive in Western Paradise, and think that I am a kind person...

The little monk looked at me and said seriously: "I understand what you said, but sister, look, besides Buddha, people have created many gods who are not good at all! They are bloody and cruel, and they are not as good as humans. The same weakness! I think, a good person like you, who often goes to the temple to burn incense, always thinks that gods are stone people, but I don’t think that gods are like mirrors. It's the same. I think, if people are so good, how can gods be bad? Don't you think so?"

I think that Xuanzang's desire to learn from the scriptures is very sincere, and if I continue to try, I will be wrong.

I was about to leave, but suddenly I saw his eyes light up, and said to me: "It's okay, even if all the Buddhas in the Western Heaven are bad, I know one of them is good!"

I had an ominous premonition, subconsciously said: "Huh?"

The little monk looked longingly: "Sister Guanyin! Sister Guanyin is doing well. Every time I am in trouble, she will come to save me! She is the best person in the world!"

I took a guilty look at my skirt.

I always feel that this child's thinking is a time bomb, which will cause the building of belief to collapse from time to time.

The little monk's eyes sparkled brightly: "Sister Guanyin is not only a good person, she is also powerful, unlike my self-righteous disciple who said that he was making troubles in the heavenly palace. In fact, he couldn't beat this or that. Every time I want Sister Guanyin to come and save me in person."

……

To be honest, I was moved to tears by him.

It's as if my own bear child has finally grown up and sensible, it's really touching.

Before I could speak, he turned pale with fright: "Beautiful sister, why are you crying? Did I say something wrong?" He wiped my tears in a panic as he said, "Don't cry, you won't be embarrassed if you cry." Looks great!"

I wiped my moved tears and said gratifiedly, "I'm so touched that you can think so. Be a good person in this world, don't be idle and have nothing to talk about others, or you will be in bad luck."

I thought he would finally be obedient, but he was wiping my tears. Hearing this, he suddenly looked firm, clenched his fists, looked up at the sky and said, "No! Chatter, chatter when I see bad guys! Language is my weapon, my sharp sword! It is my ray of light piercing hypocrisy! Otherwise, how can they repent and correct their mistakes?"

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Oh, then go on and on, I'll go first.

Before I could turn around and leave, he grabbed me and said to me, "I'll take you to my apprentice and ask him to show your house if there are any monsters!"

He pulled me all the way to the place where Sun Wukong was.

I was really afraid to see that monkey at this time, and I couldn't tell.

Under the shade of the tree, the monkey was holding his stick boredly, leaning on the tree with its head tilted, only looking sideways at Manjusri, who had turned into a beautiful woman in front of him, with a reluctance on his face.

Manjusri stood upright, with an impatient expression on his face, holding a small book in his hand, and chewing on the words on it, he said: "I can still provide you with accommodation and meals, isn't that okay?"

Sun Wukong looked up his head helplessly: "No, no, no, no!"

Manjusri took a pen, carefully crossed out a line of words on the paper, turned the page, and continued to say with a blank expression: "Then what if I can still give birth to you?"

I:"……"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Little Xuanzang: "Apprentice, quickly see if there are any monsters in their house!"

Sun Wukong followed his master in a flash, and ran far away from Manjusri, not daring to turn his head.

Manjusri was still holding his notebook, turned to look at me, raised his eyebrows confidently and said, "I'm doing pretty well, right? I listed 51 situations."

Me: "...that's pretty good. Let's see what's going on with Puxian later. I think their teachers and apprentices are very sincere, so they should be fine."

The two of us were talking here, and we saw at the other end of the pool, the little monk stood on tiptoe, grabbed the corner of Monkey King's clothes, poked his head, pointed to the water and said: "The one with three eyes, I really don't know." I saw it, there is one with three eyes."

Sun Wukong was pulled by his sleeves, looked at the pond absently, raised his eyes to look at me, shrugged at me, and raised his eyebrows, which clearly meant: what should he do now?

Before I could return to him, Manjusri said: "The monkey sees what you do, he has a long friendship with you, don't you recognize him?"

I couldn't admit to death that the monkey recognized me, so I said nonsense: "He is not looking at me, he is clearly flirting with you, Manjusri, Manjusri, you did a good job."

Manjusri flicked through his notebook in bewilderment, at a loss, with a pen in his mouth, looking up and down the few lines he had just scratched out, but couldn't figure out what he had said.

After a while, he pointed to the last sentence in the small notebook and asked me blankly: "Could it be that Monkey King wants someone to give birth to him? This is also a crisis situation. Should we investigate carefully?"

……

I really dug a hole by myself and jumped, lifting a rock to shoot myself in the foot.

At this time, little Xuanzang suddenly jumped up, pointed to a spot in the water and said, "There, there is the one with three eyes!"

Sun Wukong was pulled by his sleeves, lazily stood by the water, squinted his eyes and pretended to take a look, shook his head and said: "I didn't see it, Master, you must be dazzled."

That Xuanzang was in a hurry, ran all the way over, grabbed my sleeve, pulled me away from Manjusri, hurriedly took me to the water's edge, and said: "Beautiful sister, can you see Is that fish with three eyes?"

I always feel that the moment he said "beautiful sister", Monkey King trembled for a while, looking very frustrated.

I said, "Where is it? I didn't see it, can you point to it again?"

Little Xuanzang jumped anxiously: "Ah, you're swimming away!"

Sun Wukong was holding his stick sleepily, leaning against the wall on one side, with a grass in his mouth at some point, he said absently: "Master, if what you saw just now is really a goblin, then you are here to point out After a long time, he knew that I was someone who could subdue demons, so he ran away in fright, why bother to swim around in front of you and seek his own death?"

The little monk is stubborn, and he will not admit his mistakes even if he dies. At this moment, he stomped his feet and said, "I just saw it!"

Monkey King shrugged at me, looking extremely helpless.

I feel bad, although this monkey has been with the little monk for a while, but he doesn't understand Jin Chanzi's nature at all.He belongs to the kind of what he said is right, you strip him naked and put him in a sea of ​​knives and fire, and he clenches his teeth and won't let go.

And it’s okay if you don’t refute him, maybe he will change it quietly. If you refute him, he will jump into the frying pan to prove to you that he is right.

Sure enough, after Sun Wukong finished speaking, the little Xuanzang squatted down on the edge of the pool angrily, and made up his mind: "You wait, I will find him out for you! I will stay here tonight!"

Me: "... To tell you the truth, you are not afraid that the monster will jump out and eat you once we leave. Maybe this is his trick. He wants you to stay here. If you catch a cold in the middle of the night, you can't go to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures."

Sun Wukong looked at me speechlessly, and after a while, he patted my shoulder as if he understood me very well, and looked at me with great emotion.

I was a little terrified: "Why do you look at me like that?"

Monkey King patted me on the shoulder again, and said in a low voice, "Bodhisattva, it's not easy for you."

Thinking about it this way, I am very experienced in taking care of bear children. I started to coax Hui An when he took off his clothes and jumped into the lotus pond. To hear him and me crying and arguing: "Master won't let Hui An take a bath!"

He climbed to the tip of the bamboo to look at the moon in the middle of the night, and I had to fly up to pick him up, tell him that his head would be like a broken watermelon when he fell off, and watch him hold the bamboo without letting go, and cry with me: " What about the bamboo, it's very pitiful for the bamboo to fall!"

When he stretched his legs into the mouth of Manjusri's green lion, I had to tear off the lion's fangs and hold him out of it in fear, and told him that the lion's wildness had not changed, so I might have swallowed him. Even the gods couldn't save him, but who knew that he would hug the lion that wanted to eat him and would not let go, making trouble unreasonably: "But the lion is Hui An's good friend!"

...I raised him up with shit and urine like this, and he ran away by himself without even telling me.

Alas, if you want to coax this Xuanzang, then Hui An is simply not too well-behaved.

After I finished speaking, the little monk squatted on the pond for a while with his head in his hands, raised his big eyes and blinked at me, and said aggrievedly, "Really?"

I said: "Don't worry, my family has lived in the mountains for decades, and there have never been any monsters intruding. The monsters probably came after you, the elder. You should stay by your apprentice's side and don't play your temper."

What I didn't expect was that Xuanzang, who was always very stubborn, looked at me for a long time, bit his thumb and muttered: "Your beautiful sister makes sense..."

Oh my god, I will be able to convince Jin Chanzi to be reincarnated one day?I am really a blessing and virtue that I have cultivated in ten lifetimes!

I almost laughed out loud on the spot, wishing I could pull the Tathagata, the Jade Emperor, the old mother of Lishan, and Puxian Manjusri over to show them. I am the No. Cicada listened to what I said!

However, before I had time to be happy, I heard that little Xuanzang made up his mind and said firmly: "Since this is the case, let's not let this goblin take advantage of it! Wukong! You will guard this pool with me tonight On the side, the monster will not stop until it comes out! I want to see, my Buddhist orthodoxy, can't I not consume this fish spirit?"

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You little monk, your idea is also very righteous.

Forget it, I lost.

You really are the reincarnation of that bastard Jin Chanzi, with such a hard temper, no one can resist you.

Sun Wukong has walked such a long distance, how can he be like Xuanzang who sits on a horse during the day and finds a place to sleep at night, tired and half dead, and guards the pond with him in the middle of the night?It's also very emotional.

Sun Wukong said: "Master, what's wrong with the three eyes, you can't look down on him just because he has an extra eye, then Yang Jian Erlang God also has an extra eye, so you also look down on him?"

What's the use of that, the little monk won't listen to what he says, so he just put it here.

I have long been used to this situation, so I simply let them go and took Manjusri to see Puxian's situation.

The four masters and apprentices, except for that Zhu Bajie, all of them have strong hearts, so there is no big problem, not to mention that Drifting is an honest person, honest people are the most honest, how could something go wrong?

As long as Samantabhadra got rid of Drifting Monk, we can go back to our respective lairs, and no one will mention this unfortunate incident from now on, and we will live a quiet life.

Unexpectedly, before we arrived at Puxian's courtyard, we heard Drifting crying loudly, and the choked voice came from afar: "I have worked for the Queen Mother for thousands of years, and I broke a cup. They drove me to the lower realm, ruined my appearance, and pierced my heart with flying swords!"

As he spoke, he choked up aggrievedly: "I didn't leave a cent of my salary! Thousands of years of savings have been confiscated!"

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He also said: "I have bitterness in my heart, but I have been blamed by the heavens. Who can I tell? I followed my master to learn scriptures and wanted to complain to my brother, but my brother said that he was suppressed by the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, and he was not like me. It’s hard to think about it like this. But he was suppressed at the bottom of the mountain because he made trouble! What did I do wrong! I am wholeheartedly for the heaven, why do they treat me like this!”

We felt that something was wrong, so we rushed in and found Pu Xian sitting next to Drifting Monk, patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him: "At any rate, you are freed from the crime. Don't be sad."

Drifting wiped his tears sadly: "No one has ever paid attention to me. Even my master and senior brother only want me to take the burden, but today you listen to me. You are really the best kind person in the world."

Then, he hugged Puxian and cried loudly: "My bosom friend!"

Puxian: "..."

I was a little worried, so I hurriedly asked Manjusri, "Is he not committing a crime of lust?"

Manjushri said: "He regards Pu Xian as a good friend. When did he break the precept to make friends? His existence is too low and he wants to get attention."

Only then did I feel relieved, and said: "It doesn't matter, anyway, they will leave tomorrow, and nothing will happen."

Who knew that just after I finished speaking, I heard Drifting choked up and said: "No matter how hard I try, no one will notice me. I think in the future, even if I reach the Paradise of Paradise, no one will care about me, but you are different. You are willing to listen to me, you are my confidant, I will not leave!"

……what?

Drifting firmly said: "I won't go to learn scriptures anymore! I'll just stay here!"

……

Puxian shivered for a moment: "No, you should go to learn scriptures."

Drifting became more and more determined: "No! I have lived for thousands of years to have a friend like you. I would rather give up my true fruit and stay here as a laborer for your family!"

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It's a big deal.

Manjusri said: "It's bad, it's bad, we may not be able to go back for a while, it's all because of the Lishan old mother's blind idea! This is good, there is a problem, when will we be free?"

I said: "You still want to go back? You are not afraid that the Drifting Monk will find out that his only confidant for thousands of years in this life is a liar, and he will not go to the scriptures at all, and he will not pick up the burden. A murderous and bloodthirsty monster!"