[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

It's a long story.

At that moment when Zhu Bajie grabbed the corner of my skirt and did not let go, knelt on the ground and wept bitterly, that is, the moment when I raised my hand and prepared to slap his three souls and six souls out of the heavens, I remembered the situation we are facing now Many difficulties.

For example, if Sha Wujing died and didn't want to learn from the scriptures, the four of us should take full responsibility, although this is not my fault at all.

For example, that golden cicada remembers me, maybe in the future he will recognize me and bite me to death.

For example, there is a flaw in the courtyard of Lishan Old Mother's Transformation, maybe Jin Chanzi has already seen it at a glance, and deliberately pretended to be stupid with me.

such as……

I thought a lot in that ten-thousandth of a second, and finally let go of my hand that wanted to beat him violently, and continued to maintain my character set, quietly being a Xiaojiabiyu.

As soon as Sun Wukong heard that something happened here, he came flying with his stick in his hand, and stood beside Zhu Bajie and me, watching the two of us maintain this stalemate, he jumped anxiously: "What's going on here?" thing!"

I said, "If you want to know the specific process, it is probably... I scolded him, and then he knelt down."

Puxian said next to him: "I think that sentence is probably a spell or something. Everything is possible."

I stared wide-eyed at him and said word by word: "I told him to get out! Who would set the spell to get out!"

Puxian was taken aback by me, and murmured softly, "I was just joking..."

He wanted to say something again, and he looked at me with wide eyes, hesitant to speak, even if he didn't say it, I knew it was something like "after all, I haven't made a joke for thousands of years".

Monkey King scratched his head, raised the stick in his hand violently, and threatened Zhu Bajie, "Will you let go?"

Zhu Bajie cried and said: "At the moment she scolded me, I was sure that she was the person I was looking for in my life. As the saying goes, once the golden wind and the jade dew meet, they win but there are countless people in the world. Today I found what I have been looking for in my life." I love you, even if you beat me to death, I won’t let go, wow!”

Puxian joined in the fun and said, "Look, I'll just say it's a spell."

Manjusri said coldly, "It's not funny."

Puxian really wanted to be humorous once, but he hit a wall twice in succession, so he had to hang his head in frustration.

Sun Wukong was really at a loss, so he raised the stick up and shouted: "You pig head, will you let go?" After saying that, the stick weighing a thousand catties slammed down, and in an instant, thousands of colorful clouds were born, enveloping him. The storm was howling.

Zhu Bajie was taken aback, rolled away from the ground, and retreated ten meters away like lightning. It was unimaginable that he could have such a quick reaction with his body shape.

He was obviously taken aback by the posture of the golden cudgel, and he pressed his fat and heavy body against a tree by the pool, patted his chest in shock and said: "You monkey, you are screaming and killing again!" What!"

Manjushri waved his hand intentionally to tease him, and the tree supporting his weight suddenly tilted, Zhu Bajie lost his balance and fell straight down, falling headlong into the lake, causing a large splash of water.

Sun Wukong held up his stick and went to the edge of the pool to see that Zhu Bajie was writhing in the water. He was obviously good at water, but he couldn't float up no matter what. He poured cold water for a while and kept struggling.

I said to Manjusri: "If this goes on like this, I will become a drowned pig."

Manjusri sneered, and the pressure on Zhu Bajie's shoulders suddenly disappeared. He jumped up into the water with a jolt, and climbed ashore with a cold body, clutching his aching stomach, and spit out countless cold water on the grass on the bank. Come on, the stomach was filled with clear water, but what was spit out was sticky black mud.

Sun Wukong's sharp eyes are so sharp, he can tell at a glance that some of us have tampered with, so he naturally knows that the people standing here are all gods with some supernatural powers, so he deliberately said to Zhu Bajie: "Bajie, the way of heaven is reincarnated, you just broke the precept, He was punished by God!"

Who knows, that Zhu Bajie didn't know what happened today, suddenly he was possessed by a saint of love, stretched out his hand to wipe the water drops on his face, raised his head and said: "If love is also a sin, then I would rather commit a crime!"

Sun Wukong was so angry that he trembled: "You still have reason..."

In fact, I think what Zhu Bajie said is right. If love is also a sin, then it is really too much.But there is a premise here: if you are a mortal, or a god in heaven, you have a lot of emotions to squander, but here in Xitian, our selection criteria are like school admissions, where is the premise? , since you want to come, you have to abide by the rules here.

To put it bluntly, Xitian’s political correctness is to love all living beings universally, there is only great love, and there is no partiality, so don’t be greedy and angry with ignorant people.That is to say, when you come to Xitian, everyone works together and respects each other. It is not like the death penalty for kicking and smashing the thermos bottle and glass cup in the heavenly court.

But you can't enjoy the benefits of being an immortal in the Western Paradise and think that you can break the precept. There are so many good things in the world.Admission criteria are admission criteria, and we don't want cheating candidates.

But in this matter, we are actually a bit unreasonable. After all, fishing law enforcement, it is a bit embarrassing to catch it.

I think that Zhu Bajie called his mother in front of Li Shan's old mother, and he also intends to stay, but he had a dispute with Li Shan's old mother when he wanted to marry, and it has not been decided yet, but he thought he didn't need to learn scriptures, yes Sun Wukong also became confident: "Anyway, the master said that although he will not stay, as an apprentice, if he wants to stay, he can naturally stay, so he agrees. Now we are determined by the orders of our parents and the words of the matchmaker. Your marriage is over, what are you doing!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

He stared at Zhu Bajie for a while, then suddenly put down the stick in his hand: "What you said makes a lot of sense."

As he spoke, he retracted the golden cudgel, put it in his ear, and said: "Since you have decided to stay, then I am no longer your senior brother, and I have nothing to do with you."

Seeing what he said, Zhu Bajie heaved a sigh of relief and said, "This is—"

However, before he finished speaking, Monkey King suddenly picked up his ears and said: "I will beat you, you ungrateful bastard! When you were trapped in Fuling Mountain that day, Guanyin Bodhisattva rescued you and asked you to keep the scriptures." You go to the west, you only walk a few steps, and you want to stay?"

"You can really think about it, forgetting that your wife in Gaolaozhuang almost committed suicide because of it, and now she sees a new beauty and wants to stay! There are so many good things, I will beat you up first!"

As he spoke, he glared at Zhu Bajie, raised his fist abruptly, and greeted him in the face like lightning.

That Zhu Bajie used to move slowly, but now when it comes to life and death, he moves very fast. He was so frightened that he didn't care about his ears being pulled. : "Since you said that you are not my senior brother, why are you beating me like this?"

Sun Wukong sneered and said, "Since I'm not your senior brother, naturally I don't care about brotherhood, just treat it as beating a monster! You've also seen that the monsters under my old grandson's hands were beaten to pieces, and their heads were smashed into the ground!"

When Zhu Bajie was reasonable, his back was still straight, but when Monkey King said that, he panicked, and hurriedly said: "I didn't do anything wrong!"

Sun Wukong said: "Master has said many times that monks are not tempted by riches and honor, and do not pay attention to beauty. How are you, I forgot the oath I made at the beginning! I will beat you, a fickle monster!"

The two were fighting, when the little monk stumbled over and grabbed Monkey King, and asked, "Oh Wukong, I asked you to come out and take a look. What's the matter with you?"

Monkey King laughed out loud, pointed at Zhu Bajie and said, "This idiot will not change his nature, and he wants to harm the daughter of a good family! He forgot how he left Gao Laozhuang's wife to learn scriptures! In my opinion, he shouldn't have been allowed to come along in the first place! At one moment, he wanted to achieve success and fame, and at another moment, he wanted to be rich and famous, with a beauty in his arms!"

Xuanzang hurriedly stopped him, saying: "Forget it, Wukong, if he wants to stay, let him go. If he is not sincere, he will suffer so much on this journey westward, and it will be useless to go. "

Sun Wukong stared at Zhu Bajie for a long while, then snorted coldly and said: "You monster is lucky! I don't care, I don't care!",

Saying that, he waved his hand and went to the side for the shade of the tree.

At this time, Li Shan's old mother brought Sha Wujing over, saw this scene, and said, "Oh? This little elder stopped his wife and remarried?"

Zhu Bajie finally let go of his heart, but when he heard this sentence, he became frightened again.

Li Shan's old mother deliberately said: "My daughters are all daughters of good people. How do I know that you will be sincere to my daughter after you left your former wife? In my opinion, Elder Sha is the best."

Sha Wujing bowed respectfully and said: "Grandma, I really wanted to stay and work as a coolie for your family to repay my confidant, but I think the girl is right. I protected Tang Monk from going west, not for the sake of profit. Fame is only because my master is a good person who has practiced for ten lifetimes, so I am willing to serve him. I have just cleaned the yard and irrigated the fields for your house, which can be regarded as repaying the girl for enlightening me."

Puxian said: "Elder Sha, you are kind and sincere in nature. In the future, you will definitely have a place among the Buddhas in the Western Heaven. I think if we are destined, we will meet again."

Sha Wujing looked at him for a moment, then suddenly smiled and said, "In that case, I wish the girl a safe life." After saying that, he bowed to her again, and walked to Xuanzang's side.

The old mother of Li Shan originally wanted to say something, but since Sha Wujing was sincere, she couldn't say anything, she just looked at Zhu Bajie on the ground, and said: "Then you two, master and apprentice, have a discussion? Just him? "

Sun Wukong waved his hands and said: "He's the only one, let him get married today, worship his mother and master!"

Li Shan's old mother also said: "It's easy to say, today is an auspicious day, how about a wedding today? Elder Zhu, you can come with me."

After finishing speaking, he picked up Zhu Bajie and dragged him to the hall.

Seeing that Zhu Bajie was taken away, Xuanzang was a little anxious, and said, "Why did you just leave like this?"

Sun Wukong sneered: "Master, don't worry, he will follow us sooner or later."

The little monk said blankly: "He is married here, how can he go with us?"

Monkey King pointed at the three of us: "Look at the three girls in this family, which one doesn't dislike him!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and left, leaving the little monk to look at us blankly, and then at the direction Zhu Bajie left, after a while, he also chased Monkey King back, and asked: "Then should we marry him? "

Seeing that the four masters and apprentices had left, Manjusri said to me: "I bet a Nine-turn Resurrection Pill, there is still a good show for Li Shan's old mother."

Puxian: "No gambling."

Manjusri: "...Avalokitesvara, do you bet or not?"

Me: "Oh, my elixir has been ruined by my disciples, I can't pay you back."

Manjusri said blankly: "It's nothing else, what is your apprentice swallowing the Nine-turn Resurrection Pill? It's not something you can eat casually."

I sighed: "Otherwise, you think how I rescued him when he got into the belly of your green lion that time! He almost melted inside!"

Now that I think about it, although Hui An was disobedient when he was young, his disappearance like this worries me more than he caused me trouble.

As the three of us were talking, we stepped into the front of the old mother of Lishan, and saw that Zhu Bajie bowed three times to the silver candles in the hall, raised his fat face, and asked the old mother of Lishan, "This is so difficult." , I am afraid that my eldest daughter will be rationed to you, and the second daughter will blame me; I am also afraid that if the second daughter is compensated to you, the third daughter will blame me, what should I do?"

When she said this, Manjusri said: "Oh, I think too much."

After a while, I heard Li Shan's old mother say again: "My three daughters are ingenious and handy, and weaved a pearl sweater. Why don't you marry whichever one you can wear?"

Pu Xian was rather dumbfounded. This project was not included in the outline, so he was very confused. He poked his head over and asked the two of us: "Did she tell you before? Why didn't I know?"

Me: "...you're so serious, it's really cute."

Pu Xian asked anxiously: "Do you have any more, lend me one?"

These words are very similar to the way in the morning when the teacher wanted to collect homework, he flipped through his schoolbag, forgot, and asked his deskmate to borrow his homework to copy.

Manjusri casually threw a porcelain bottle to him: "Why don't you use this to make another?"

Puxian said: "But when he woke up, he found himself in the bottle! Isn't that canned pork, how pitiful."

Manjusri: "...you are so kind, it's very cute."

No way, he was so serious, we had to find a rope each, turned into an undershirt, and put it on the body of Zhu Bajie.

When we were putting on a sweater for him, Manjushri said: "When will you have time to bring your apprentice to my Wutai Mountain to play? My green lion really likes this little doll."

I said, "How many years has it been! He has grown into a tall young man long ago, and is no longer the kid he was back then."

Manjusri was startled, and suddenly smiled and said, "That's right, time is like the snap of fingers, I've lived so long, I haven't paid attention to these things."

That Zhu Bajie was wearing a sweater, listening to the two of us talking, he said blankly: "What are the two sisters talking about? Why can't I understand a word?"

Puxian said calmly, "It's okay, I don't understand either."

Seeing his greed, Li Shan's old mother actually put on all three pearl sweatshirts, and said with a smile: "Why, you want to go with my three daughters?"

Zhu Bajie smiled and said: "Mother, these three elder sisters all have affection for me, it would be a pity if they were not allowed to give it to me."

Li Shan's old mother said: "You think beautifully, come, pray to heaven and earth."

That Zhu Bajie looked up with a fat face, he smiled and walked over to grab Puxian's hand, but Puxian dodged it and fell to the ground, which hurt a lot, but he still didn't forget to raise his head and said: "Oh, my sister, you What is this, I know you are dissatisfied and jealous because I want to marry three of your sisters, but the old pig will treat you well in the future, not to mention how can my own sisters be the same as the concubines married outside ? We still need to support each other and take care of each other in the future."

... You pig essence is also very confident.

I'm just waiting for him to go to Xitian and see us again, how can he be ashamed to death by his words.

Zhu Bajie fell to the ground, he was fat and couldn't stand up, so he joked to himself: "Hehehe, if the lady is shy, then the old pig will worship the world!"

Puxian: "...I think what Manjusri said is reasonable. Not only should ugly colleagues be banned from tears, but they should also be banned from telling jokes that they think are funny."

Zhu Bajie bowed in the direction of heaven and earth, stood up smiling, and wanted to grab Manjusri's hand again.Manjusri has a very extreme temper, you are like Puxian, if you touch his little hand, he will hide for a while, what about Manjusri?Not only will you not be touched, but you will be killed directly.

Before Zhu Bajie could touch him, the pearl sweater suddenly tightened, binding Zhu Bajie tightly, the ropes went deep into the flesh, almost strangling the fat belly, and the surrounding roof tiles and beams were all broken. Turned into nothingness, a villa disappeared.Manjusri suddenly raised his foot and kicked Zhu Bajie's bulging belly, kicking him far away, smashing a hundred-year-old tree with a bang, and falling into a bush, wailing continuously, before giving up.

Manjusri looked at Zhu Bajie with distaste, patted the corner of his clothes touched by him to clean up the ashes, and then said: "Put this dead pig aside, let's go back."

The old mother of Lishan hung Zhu Bajie high up on the tree, and said to us: "This is a merit, please trouble me to complete this difficulty with me."

Manjusri was not polite at all, looked at her coldly and said, "Go slowly."

Puxian has a gentler temper, but he didn't pay attention, so he just followed Manjusri: "I won't send it off."

Me: "...bye then."

Li Shan's old mother originally thought that going down to earth with the few of us would allow me to accumulate some feelings among colleagues, but she never expected that we would dislike her one by one, and then turned to look at me: "Honorable Guanyin, this time it's all I will report your merits to the Buddha truthfully."

...my credit?

Is it my credit for teaching the other two straight men of steel to wear women's clothing?Or is it my credit for opening the door to the new world for Pu Xian?

After a while, the old mother of Li Shan left, and Manjusri said angrily, "She must have been laughing just now, she must have been laughing just now!"

Puxian comforted him: "It's okay, maybe she's laughing at Zhu Bajie, not necessarily you."

Zhu Bajie was hung on the tree, kicking his feet anxiously, and said: "Sisters, what's going on! What are you talking about down there? I can't hear you! Quick, quickly put me down!"

I looked up at him, and after a while, I raised my voice and said, "We do have a sister who left just now."

Puxian patted his skirt and said, "I'm ashamed to say, we are all men."

Zhu Bajie: "???"

Manjusri is quite extreme, so he can say to him: "So when you see a beautiful girl in the future, you'd better weigh what is under his skirt." After he finished speaking, he changed into his original body, a handsome and indifferent bald head, and put his hands together. Put it on his lips, and say to Zhu Bajie: "Amitabha..."

Zhu Bajie stared helplessly at a graceful beauty, suddenly turned into a tall bald head, his eyes widened in astonishment.The moment his eyes widened, I seemed to hear a click, as if a string in his head was broken.

Puxian said: "I really like my clothes and new skin. I changed it several times before I succeeded. I don't want to change it."

……

Why don't you just go back to Mount Emei just like this, and let your disciple, Dao Tong, and the others see if the embroidery on the skirt looks good?

Zhu Bajie was hung high on the tree, looking at us dejectedly, with despair in his eyes that originally revealed expectation, he shivered a bit: "You..."

Manjusri: "I'm back to Mount Wutai."

Me: "I'm back to the South China Sea."

Puxian was still obsessed with his new equipment, and asked me excitedly: "Then let me go to your South China Sea to play! See if your apprentice can recognize me!"

I looked at him indifferently: "Not welcome."

Puxian: "..."

Puxian looked at Wenshu again: "Then I'll go to your Wutai—"

Before he finished speaking, Manjusri had long since disappeared.

He looked lonely at the blank space left by Manjusri, then turned to look at me, shook his head and said, "I'd better go back to my Mount Emei by myself."

I originally wanted to see him return to Mount Emei honestly before leaving, but who knew that he had just taken two steps when he suddenly stopped, looked at me excitedly, suddenly took out a pen from his arms, and said excitedly: "He will Write poetry, and I write poetry too!"

I looked at him blankly, only to see that he wrote on the stone: Li Shan's old mother does not think of ordinary people...

oh?He wants to write about Li Shan's mother?Why, mocking her for cheating us into women's clothing?

Immediately afterwards, before I had time to gloat, I watched him write: "Guanyin of the South China Sea, please come down..."

As soon as I saw my own name, I got goosebumps all over my body when he wrote it. Originally, we were fishing for law enforcement, and it was not very honorable to spread it. He even recited poems against him. Could it be that he wanted to spread this embarrassing story? Eternal!

I really couldn't stand it anymore, I was so frightened by his thinking, I wanted to leave as soon as I turned around.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I turned around, I suddenly saw a big black-faced bear standing behind me without making a sound. His eyes were wide open, his fangs were protruding, and his mouth was open, as if he was about to smash my head. Swallow it.

This black bear can't do anything else, and his brain is not good, so he is very talented in scaring people.

Then, he rushed over with a roar, grabbed my shoulder with his claws, and shouted at me with a sound that shook three mountains and five mountains:

"Bodhisattva, something is wrong, come back to the South China Sea with me!"

I calmly said: "You black bear, what are you doing so stupid, make it clear!"

His whole body was like black charcoal, only his fangs were glowing white, and he said tremblingly, "Yes, yes, yes..."

As soon as he stuttered, I was worried for him, but the fangs were fighting up and down, making a clicking sound, and I couldn't speak aloud.

Speaking of which, human language is also a foreign language for him, and this second language is very embarrassing for him when he forgets the words when he is nervous, and can't pronounce it.

His teeth were chattering up and down for a while, and I almost suspected that he was going to bite off his tongue, only then did I hear him shout:

"Huian Walker is back!"