[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

We debated for a long time about whether this scorpion should be brewed with medicinal wine. I think it’s a pity not to waste it anyway. The Pleiades Star Officer said that although he is afraid of scorpions, he is not afraid of dead scorpions, so he intends to bring the scorpion with him. Going back to his Guangming Palace to make specimens is probably to prove to the world that he is a male who is not afraid of scorpions and can defeat scorpions.

Only Sun Wukong said: "You, you gods are really disgusting to me! Have you all forgotten that it turned into a human form! Think about it, soaking it in medicinal wine will definitely have a great effect, why don't you think about it When I saw the bottle of medicinal wine, I remembered the face of the scorpion, what a terrible thing it is!"

I said to Sun Wukong: "We are talking about scorpions in terms of scorpions now, so don't digress."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Monkey King turned around angrily and left, angrily said: "I don't care, don't bring the scorpion back to the South China Sea, just make me have to see it every time."

No, why did I listen to what he said, and come to my South China Sea for a stroll if I have nothing to do?

I said to him: "You monkey. You take your path to learn Buddhist scriptures. I read my scriptures in the South China Sea. Why does this scorpion have nothing to do with you?"

He didn't answer me either, he just turned his head and gave me a light smile of "Don't you know it well?" Suddenly he jumped up, set up Xiangyun and made a somersault away, impatient to go back and find out if his master is okay That's it.

What else can I say, I was just giving advice to the Pleiades Star Officer, and I think this idea is very good, I am afraid of picking up whatever I am afraid of, he is afraid of scorpions, so pick up the ugliest scorpion and hang it on the wall Put it on the table, or put it in a box, and watch it every day and year after year, and you will feel numb after watching it.

Next time he meets a scorpion, he can confidently say to himself: Ha!This scorpion is not as big as the one at my house!I'm not afraid!

Just as I was thinking like this, the Pleiades Star Officer suddenly looked at me, and he paused for a while before saying what he wanted to say: "Bodhisattva, I didn't change my question."

Looking at his hesitant and slightly suspicious expression, I suddenly had a bad premonition.

I saw Pleiades Star Officer look at the dead scorpion on the ground, then turned to look at me, as if he was not quite sure what happened, he lingered for a while, and then asked: "Although I just passed out unfortunately, but the scorpion said After all, I was the one who killed him, right?"

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What is giving you such a misunderstanding.

Who gave you the confidence to keep you alive until now.

Pleiades Star Officer looked at me expectantly, and a pair of rooster eyes looking up at the sun looked at me expectantly. He straightened his gold-threaded clothes with his hands a little uneasily, and straightened the colorful crown, as if It's as if it will start crowing in the next second, and it's full of emotions, just waiting for the next moment to burst out.

I said: "This..."

He suddenly laughed, stretched out his hand and patted his shoulder, and said loudly: "I knew it was I who solved it! I must have passed out because I put in too much effort to solve this scorpion, so it made me die." Bodhisattva, you have been worrying about me for so long! Don’t worry, I’m fine, and I’ll go through fire and water to solve things like this for you in the future!”

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I looked at his confident face, as if I saw a strutting rooster, and I was speechless for a while.

After a while, seeing that he had confidently put the dead body of the scorpion into his sleeve, and was going to frame it as a medal when he went back, I could only say: "This is the end of the matter, as long as you are happy, Officer Pleiades."

I was looking at him with the eyes of a rooster, when I suddenly saw him take the scorpion away, turned around and hugged me, and said with tears of gratitude: "Guanyin, I want to thank you. If it weren't for you today, I would have spent my whole life Can't get over my fear of scorpions!"

Anyway, at this time, I don't really want to talk.

But when he hugged me and cried bitterly, he was very grateful to me very sincerely, which made me look contemptuously inappropriate.

I tried to push the big cock away from me: "No no no, it's your own effort, thank you."

However, he suddenly hugged me even tighter, and was so moved that he recognized me as his mother, and said with tears streaming down his face: "No! It was you who made me face the fear in my heart. If you didn't appear, I wouldn't Let me face this scorpion by myself, and I will not defeat it. I will be trapped in my own fear for the rest of my life! It is because your appearance has given me confidence. Will muster up the courage! Don't be too humble!"

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As long as you like it, really.

The Pleiades Star Officer, who he was very happy with, was at the peak of his self-movement, when suddenly Hui An grabbed his collar and threw him away with a look of disgust. You cook it, rooster."

Star Officer Pleiades was taken aback by him. To be honest, he had just overcome his fear of scorpions and suddenly fell into the fear of being boiled and eaten. It was really pitiful.

I could only take my apprentice back to the South China Sea in time, and hurried away under the eyes of the rooster who was still moving himself.

I don't even know how far he will think about this matter in a self-moving and blind way. After all, this is not an ordinary rooster, this is a rooster who likes to think about life.

All in all, in the world I live in, if you want to live well, you are doomed not to think too much. This rooster thinks too much. I suspect that he will have a miserable fate in the future.

Today is really a novelty, I took Hui An back to the South China Sea just now, and saw the Buddha with his front protector Jin Zha, standing by the edge of my lotus pond, feeding the fish leisurely.

Although we have been in the human world for several days, and only a few minutes have passed in the sky, I just wonder if the Buddha has something to say when he meets me down there, and he insists on waiting for me in the South China Sea, which is for me. I feel bad.

Every time he is mysterious, I know that nothing good will happen, especially when he brings someone with him when he goes out, it is really formal.

This kid Jin Zha is not quite the same as Hui An, Hui An is weird, his brother is much better, no matter how you look at it, it is normal, but he is more decadent after staying with the Buddha for a long time, and he doesn't like to wash his hair, but the Buddha has no hair, he He has hair, although he was born delicate and handsome, but he hasn't washed his hair for a long time, no matter how good-looking he is, he is still a decadent boy with greasy hair.

However, to my horror, today he not only washed his hair, but also washed it very clean. It was really the first time in hundreds of years. I had a premonition that something big was going to happen.

I hurriedly asked Tathagata, "What's the matter with you coming to my South China Sea? You didn't come to play chess with me, did you?"

Tathagata stopped throwing fish food in his hand, then turned his head to look at me, and said in a low voice, "Avalokitesvara, if you want to play chess, you can also play chess."

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No, I don't want to play chess.

He rubbed the fish food in his hands for a long while, and then said: "The Jade Emperor invited you and me to a banquet for 33 days. Don't be nervous, it's not a big banquet, we just invited you and me, let's chat Well."

...Who is chatting with you!

It's going to be all right when you two meet!

All day long, I don't know what's going on behind the scenes!

I said, "Okay, when did he invite you and me? I'll make a note of the approximate time. You can send someone here, why bother to go there yourself?"

Tathagata: "...just today."

? ?today?

Tathagata: "About half an hour later, our journey is enough."

???

I was almost laughed at by him: "Then when are you going to tell me?"

Tathagata rubbed his fish food nervously: "...now?"

I was so angry that I almost kicked him into the pool in front of his guardian.

But when things come to an end, I am fighting with him at this time, which is not very good.

I don't know anything else, but I'm really not interested in chatting with the Jade Emperor.But I think it is definitely not good for him to invite me and Tathagata so solemnly. Just like before, when he and Tathagata secretly planned something, someone would be unlucky. I think someone must be unlucky this time.

I looked at Jin Zha next to Tathagata, and I should know that Jin Zha was too oily, so Tathagata usually didn't take him out when he had nothing to do.But this time I took him so solemnly, I definitely had to bring Hui An, and at that moment I had a bad premonition: Could it be that Li Tianwang wanted to use the Jade Emperor to force me to make Hui An return to vulgarity? ?

I looked left and right, and felt that I was very isolated in this situation. Manjushri Puxian said before that if something happened, they would come to support me, but now no one is here, and it is too late to ask, so I immediately said: "Good Cailongnu, you two will go with me, and Hui An will stay in the South China Sea..."

Before I finished speaking, Hui An said decisively: "I'll go too. My eldest brother is here, and my third brother is in the Heavenly Court. If you are all reunited, how about leaving me alone?"

He has always been a stubborn character, and now he refuses to give in even a single step, so I had no choice but to agree: "That's all, come with me."

I was giving instructions to several apprentices when Honghaier suddenly turned out from behind the stone and said, "I'm going too, I'm going too!"

Apparently, Tathagata saw this little monster who was only three hundred years old for the first time, and asked in surprise, "When did you take in a new apprentice?"

This child has not yet received the precepts, how can he be regarded as my apprentice.

But if the Tathagata asks this question, I can't say that I picked it up again blindly. I can only say: "This is Shancai No. [-]." After I finished speaking, I pushed him back and said, "You stay with that black bear Nanhai, don't interrupt when your lord is speaking this time."

When Hong Haier heard that I would not take him out again, he became anxious: "No, no! You don't take me with you every time you go out, and you don't tell me that I am from Nanhai when you meet others, you just want to hide me, are you Isn't it because I'm a little monster and don't like me?"

You little brat!

I could only coax him: "No, although you are young, you are the most capable and talented among my apprentices. I want to keep you to protect Nanhai."

After I coaxed him like this, he became more obedient, turned to look at Hui An, and asked, "Where are you going?"

Hui An said coldly: "Heavenly Court. You don't want to go."

But the red boy turned somersault and shouted: "I want to go!" He hugged my leg and said shamelessly: "Daddy Bodhisattva, why don't you take me there, I promise I won't cause trouble."

Shancai has always had a good relationship with Honghaier, seeing that things are getting serious now, he said to him: "You stay here, I will bring you a gift back."

Hong Haier said angrily, "You went out again without me!"

Shancai: "Where do I have it? The Bodhisattva said not to take you. You are powerful and clever. Let you look after the house."

Honghaier was more aggressive in beating children, and now he didn't know that sentence offended him, so he lost his temper: "You are the one who goes out every time, so I can only hide here! What is there to guard against in the South China Sea? This is Guanyin in the South China Sea Who dares to make trouble! You just coax me and don't want to take me out!"

Tathagata saw the child making a fuss, and said, "You might as well take him, I don't think he's going to cause trouble."

Since Hong Boy had the best relationship with Shancai, he vented his anger on him, and suddenly got into a fuss: "Why are you the number one Shancai and I am the number two Shancai! You stole everything from me! I I'm going!"

Shancai: "...it's useless for you to act like a baby with me, let alone cheating."

Hong Haier lay down on the ground and said, "I'm going!"

Shan Caiguan has a disposition that doesn't care about anything. After tossing with Hong Boy for a long time, he was also tired. He sat down on the ground and said, "Bodhisattva, you can take him this time. He might be smarter than me. If I I'm going, I must find a place to take a nap."

For the moment when Hong Boy was making trouble on the ground, I already had a premonition that he might demolish the Jade Emperor Lingxiao Palace and make a fuss for 33 days.

But it's okay to think about it this way, the Jade Emperor invited me to go like this, there must be nothing good, if he really has no good intentions, he might as well let this little monster make a big fuss and burn down his palace.

I can only say to Shancai: "That's really troublesome for you to look after the house. If Monkey King loses his master again, let him find a way to go, don't bother him. If he has nothing to do, let him wait until I come back Besides, do you remember?"

I was about to take a few apprentices away when I suddenly saw Honghaier looking at Shancai with a smile on his face, and the two of them didn't know what they were making eye contact with.

Only Shancai said lazily: "Shancai No. [-], Shancai No. [-], Shancai No. [-], Shancai No. [-]."

???

You really dote on him!

He made a fuss and you really let him be number one?

Hong Boy proudly held his head up, as if he was the boss, and stood behind me, imitating Shancai's lazy expression, waved at him, and said deliberately: "No. I'm afraid, No. [-] will bring you a gift."

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No, don't take it, I'm afraid.

You, a little monster from the countryside, dig things from other people's towers every now and then, and get a reputation for destroying cultural relics, which is embarrassing to Xitian.

Then, I heard Red Boy say: "You wait for me to bring you a piece of dead skin from the Jade Emperor..."

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what?

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These two days, lazy.

So make up the double update today!