[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

I grabbed Pleiades Star Officer by the hair, pulled him up, and said to him word by word: "Star Officer, how offended you are. My apprentice is in danger, I really can't let you think about life freely anymore. If my apprentice is killed by a monster, you can wait to be cooked and eaten by me."

As a chicken still unable to get rid of the shadow of being eaten, he was so frightened by my threat that he croaked several times, and quickly said: "The Bodhisattva has orders, I dare not disobey, please lead the way."

Alas, there are some gods with bad backgrounds, don't look at their appearance, the daily life is really miserable!

After the Pleiades Star Officer promised me to save people, it took a long time to realize that he had no idea what great strategy he could contribute to save my apprentice as a chicken.

So Zhu Bajie began to explain to him: My apprentice was caught by a scorpion, and the scorpion can sting people. After thinking about it, everyone thought that the chicken could defeat the scorpion, and he was the biggest rooster in the world, so they came to ask him for help.

It's okay if you don't say it, but once you say it, the face of Pleiades Star Officer is not good.

He is really well-dressed, golden-haired clothes, multi-colored officials, sleeves are breezy, and the eight-pole treasure belt on his waist shines brightly. In short, his whole body is as colorful as a rooster, but his face is ashen and ugly, like a dead man. generally.

The master and apprentice looked at each other, not knowing why he was like this, but the young monk couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "Xing Guan, what's wrong with you?"

Pleiades Xingguan said: "Oh, everyone, I can cure the poison of this scorpion, but this... this..."

He opened a pair of trembling eyes, looked around, and said cautiously: "I'm a little afraid of scorpions."

……

You are a rooster, afraid of scorpions, it is a bit against the law.

Are you not the nemesis of scorpions?

Pleiades Star official said: "Oh, I have been a god for a long time, and my nature has worn out a bit. Now I think too much about life, but I have less courage to think about it. But don't worry, as long as I don't faint from fright, I will be It is the nemesis of scorpions, I only need to call it a few times and it will die!"

When he said that, we all breathed a sigh of relief.

It died after screaming a few times, so it's really not a big problem!

Monkey King saw that the monster was not coming after his master at last, so he felt relieved, and asked Drifting Monk Bajie to look at the little monk and go with me to Pipa Cave to save my apprentice.

This is what I thought in my heart: We two gods, a super-strike Monkey King, how can we not lose to that ugly and ugly scorpion spirit, right?

However, it turns out that I was wrong, and I was completely wrong.

I saw the scorpion spirit wearing strange and colorful clothes, with dense gold hairpins and jade rings on his head, shutting my apprentice who had one arm swollen from the poison of the scorpion in the cave, and raised his voice to us who came to ask for someone: "I knew you, a monkey, couldn't beat me, so you must find someone else to back you up!"

She sneered, raised the three forks in her hands, and said sharply: "I advise you guys not to get close! Today I will take the skin of this beauty!"

Sun Wukong likes to shout for courage before fighting, and shouted at the monster: "You have a good idea!"

The scorpion spirit said leisurely: "Of course I have a way to make you give him up."

As she spoke, she straightened her colorful and strange clothes, and said with a smile: "I've heard about it a long time ago, he is a monk. It's a pity to have such a beautiful body in vain, but to become a monk and escape into Buddhism." ,pity."

As he spoke, he smiled and said, "If you grab me hard today, beat me to death, or snatch him away, I will end up empty-handed, and I will spread rumors that he broke the precept in my cave." , when the time comes, the city will be full of uproar, I don't think he can learn from it."

???

what?

To be honest, I was shocked when she said this.

This daughter's country is really a land of mountains and rivers. Why are these monsters smarter than the other? I'm afraid of this level of IQ!

The scorpion spirit said leisurely: "What's the matter, do you still dare to take him away? If you saved his life, you will destroy his reputation for the rest of his life; if you destroy his reputation, you will watch him die. How do you choose?" ?”

While speaking, he covered his mouth and laughed.She was inherently ugly, but such viciousness really became more and more disgusting, and she raised her voice: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, my subordinates have already dispersed, even if you kill me now, you can kill me!" Have there been any little demons in the cave who have gone all over the place? We caught a hundred, and only one was missed, and the rumors spread far away, this little monk, this life is ruined!"

Terrible, terrible.

The monster is so smart that it is simply terrible.

Her way of thinking is really too domineering, my black-faced apprentice was completely transformed by her into a big girl with yellow flowers, hanging innocently on the edge of the cliff, life and reputation can't be both, it is really helpless.

The three of us are in a dilemma, entangled in whether we want an apprentice or the reputation of an apprentice. The main reason is that I think it is not good for me to make such an important decision. I can either help my apprentice clear the way, or let him make his own decision, saving me Ruined half his life.However, before I was in a dilemma for a long time, the scorpion spirit suddenly yelled, grabbed the little fairy beside her, pointed at me and screamed: "Oh my god!"

"This one looks better!"

She couldn't breathe for a while, as if she was so excited when she opened the box and saw a box of gold and jade, her eyes were almost starry, she stood up greedily, and said: "I want this beauty's skin, this one looks much better than that monk just now! "

The little monster also agreed with her and said, "Your Majesty is really lucky today. He caught a little beauty, and another big beauty came to his door..."

……

When they said that, I was very worried.

I think this scorpion spirit is using all her brains on crooked places, she just wants to peel off the skin and paste it on her face. Is this temporary? What's the difference from using a powerful mask? She doesn't have any pretensions. Don't talk about it!

However, she just didn't understand this essential problem, she just wanted the skin, and suddenly raised her voice to me: "I'll give you one more choice: give me your skin, you little friend, and I'll keep it intact. He put it back, how about it?"

After she finished speaking, she looked at the little goblin again, and said with a smile: "This woman is really funny. A group of monks are going to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. She followed behind stupidly, and people didn't even look at her. It's so sad."

……

I'm not actually a woman, believe it or not.

Shall I lift up my skirt for you to see?

However, my apprentice was poisoned by the scorpion. He is not like Monkey King, he is indestructible, so I don't know why he feels uncomfortable.I didn't have time to think too much, so I hurriedly agreed: "Come on, you release him, I'll just exchange him with you!"

Xie Zijing said: "Then you come here first, don't play tricks on me."

I took two steps forward and said to her, "I'm already here, what else do you want?"

Scorpion covered his mouth and said with a strange smile: "Not close enough, not close enough, come a little more."

I took another two steps forward and said, "You can finally let him go, right?"

Scorpion Jing's face was twisted into a ball at first, but now she's laughing, it's getting weirder, she just heard her continue: "Not enough, not enough, get closer."

Sun Wukong was in a hurry, and shouted behind me: "Bodhisattva, be careful, there is a fraud!"

The scorpion spirit saw him yelling, suddenly reappeared in his original body, suddenly turned over and jumped over to sting me, Sun Wukong saw that the momentum was not good, immediately said: "Xingguan, kill this scorpion!"

However, the big rooster who was thinking about life suddenly saw a scorpion the size of a pipa, trembling with fright, shouted: "Scorpion!" and passed out, the alarm clock suddenly went silent, which made us all very embarrassed .

The scorpion spirit stung me once, but it didn't pass through.

Seeing that I didn't respond, she felt at a loss that I might be a monster or something, so she stung me again.

...Maybe my skin is too thick and I still haven't pierced it.

It must be known that the poison on this scorpion is also limited. It stung my apprentice and Sun Wukong. Now it comes to sting me. If it is wasted, it will be gone.

She said angrily: "Who are you, how can you be safe and sound under the poison of my horse?"

I only cared about the safety of my apprentice, and said to her: "Are you going to hand it over or not? If you don't, I won't be polite."

She still refused to admit defeat, and the tail needle stinged at me again, which made me very impatient, and felt that it was annoying for her to go on like this endlessly, so I grabbed her tail needle and said, "Do you want to give it to someone?"

Just as I was asking, a staggering figure in white clothes flashed out of the cave, it was Hui An, one hand of Hui An was completely numb, at this moment, holding his black stick with one hand, he slammed his hand at Scorpion Jing's head , for a while, the slurry overflowed, and a head was smashed to pieces. The scene was really horrifying.

I hurriedly said: "Why did you beat her to death? You never heard her say that her little demon has already scattered into the mountains, once she is dead, will you make rumors about you?"

Hui An looked coldly at the smashed scorpion on the ground, and said with a sneer, "With such ants, how dare you overestimate yourself?"

I taught him: "You don't understand, the embankment of a thousand miles is destroyed by an ant's nest, even such lowly ants, the power of spreading rumors can shake the heaven, you shouldn't be so reckless."

Rumors are true and false, and it is difficult to tell them apart. Hui An is still too young to know what to say.

Hui An took out a handkerchief, slowly wiped his stick that was stained with slurry clean, looked at me with extremely clear eyes, and said, "Then let them decide. As long as Master knows what is true and what is False, I have nothing to fear."

He, really...

Those black eyes are pure and clear, facing the time full of malicious thorns without any fear, there is a faint smile on the corner of the mouth, and a strand of white clothes has walked through the world without any trace of dust.

In this way, how long can it last?

If one day he really came to that rumored and besieged situation, would he really be as fearless as he is today?

I don't know what to say, but it was his own choice after all, so I had to smile wryly, pat him on the shoulder, and relieve him of the scorpion's remaining poison.

I looked at the dead body of the scorpion on the ground, and said to Monkey King: "There is one thing, you are right."

Sun Wukong said blankly: "Huh?"

I said, "There is indeed one thing that can overcome scorpions."

I picked up the dead body of the big scorpion and dragged it in front of Monkey King: "Here, let's go to the medicine bar."

Sun Wukong: "..."