[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

My apprentice was captured by a monster, and I went to rescue it alone, so there is no problem.

Or Sun Wukong a monkey to save, it is no problem.

But if we take the little monk to rescue, it will be very problematic.He is a mortal with a mortal body, one cannot ride clouds, two cannot walk too fast, and three is easy to attract monsters, he is simply a professional who is holding back.

In the past few days, he has been imprisoned, eating and drinking well, and his face is very rosy. We originally planned to hand him over to his daughter, the monarch of the country, for temporary protection. The little monk is simply a meat bun, and both the ladyboy and the demon love him very much, so I really don't feel at ease to put it anywhere.

My apprentice Sanzhuxiang hasn't come back yet, he must have encountered a powerful monster.As a master, how could I just leave a half-grown child behind, after all, he just got a wife!

For the safety of my apprentice, I said righteously to Sun Wukong: "Take care of your master, and I will save my apprentice. Didn't you take care of your master when I was away? My apprentice is different. He is now waiting for me to rescue him."

However, Sun Wukong's brain only came online once in thousands of years, and he firmly believed that no one would covet my apprentice. According to what he said, Hui An's black face would be detoured if others saw it, and anyone who had nothing to do would provoke him.

Nonsense.

My apprentice is obviously very cute.

Even if he is a jade-faced Yan Luo with a gloomy face all day long, he is still very cute.

In short, I firmly stated that I would save my apprentice, and Sun Wukong firmly believed that the monster wanted to catch his master. He really had a sense of crisis. The whole world wanted to catch his master, and his master was amazing.

Just when the two of us were at loggerheads, Sun Wukong said that he couldn't see his master not because the monster was too powerful, but because his master was disobedient, but his master was willing to listen to me, so we should make a reasonable plan: I will come Looking at his master, Sun Wukong, the majestic Monkey King, went to fight monsters.

Before leaving, Sun Wukong patted his chest and promised: "Where is there a monster in this world that I can't beat! Bodhisattva, wait, I will kill this monster to see you! I will not kill the monster who kidnapped your apprentice for a day, Don’t call yourself the Monkey King for a day!”

Then he flew off in a very cool and unrestrained manner, scaring the crowd of daughters and horses to turn their horses and hiss and shout, saying that he should have expected that he was either a monster or a fairy since he was so ugly.The Queen also reasoned seriously, Hui An is good-looking, so he is a fairy; Sun Wukong is ugly, he should be a monster, or a mount. After all, Hui An is so unique, and it is normal for a mount to have special characteristics.

The princess of the daughter kingdom feels that the gods can't be offended, so she reluctantly parted with her, and gave up the idea of ​​marrying Hui An back home, but said that she would enshrine his idol on the bedside every day, and stay with his golden body.

...Although I heard this passage at the time, I didn't expect how powerful it would be at all, so I just ignored it.It wasn't until many years later, when I saw Hui'an in a bright red wedding dress, with delicate features and riding a bald monkey on his crotch, in the Mucha Temple that everyone worshiped in Daughter's Country, that I realized that to the gods , The publicity effect is really important!

Especially when your believer is the emperor, you really have to be cautious and cautious!

However, this is all a later story. At that time, I was only worried about whether my apprentice could come back intact, and I didn't consider the subsequent chain effect at all.

I took the little monk very well, and Monkey King went to save Hui An, but the rescue was not good at all.

He came back like the wind in less than half an hour. Not only did he not bring my apprentice back, but he also had a huge bag on his head, and he jumped and shouted: "It hurts, it hurts! That ugly woman doesn't know what to do!" What kind of witchcraft, actually stung me!"

It should be known that his stone head was tossed hard by the 33rd Heavenly Jade Emperor in the past with knives, axes, hammers, swords, thunder and fire, but it didn't have any effect. It can be seen that it is really strong.

However, it is very pitiful for such a strong head to be stung and rolled all over the ground in pain.

Sun Wukong failed to bring back my apprentice, so he was very frustrated, and he didn't dare to call himself the Monkey King. He just held his head that was so painful and twitched, and said to me aggrievedly: "That monster looks so ugly. It’s a scorpion without a skeleton, its face is covered with a layer of human skin, when it fights hard, the human skin falls off from its head, it’s really terrifying..."

As soon as I heard him talk about the power of monsters, I was very worried about my apprentice for a moment, and quickly said: "What happened to Hui An?"

Sun Wukong was stung by a scorpion, and he pointed at me to detoxify him, but found that I was not worried about him at all, so he said gloomily: "Hui An Walker is in danger, I should not be able to beat that goblin and not come here to shame Bodhisattva, but There is really no way out, that monster has a good look at Hui'an Xingzhe, and he wants to peel his skin and paste it on his rotten face."

This made me very nervous.

This arrogant monster actually dared to skin my apprentice, who did he borrow the courage from, the ghost city of hell!

I was so angry that I immediately wanted to settle accounts with the monster, but Sun Wukong stopped me and said: "Bodhisattva, that monster's poisonous needle is very powerful. Hui'an Walker was stung by it, and now he can't stand up. It's better not to act recklessly." !"

When he said this, I was really worried. Thinking about it, this scorpion is really powerful. It scared Monkey King, Monkey King. It’s okay if I don’t go. Then I am very shameless.

It should be noted that for gods, face is really second only to wealth and life.

Creatures on this earth, each generates and restrains each other, since there are such powerful scorpions, there must be something more powerful than scorpions.I asked Monkey King: "You have been in the mortal world for a long time, do you know what species can defeat scorpions?"

Monkey King's imagination was also very lacking, so he thought hard for a long time, and said, "Medicine... medicinal wine?"

……

At this time, it is better to be an honest man. He has stayed in the mortal world for a long time, and he has seen a lot, so he said firmly to us: "Rooster."

He said it was a rooster, so go find the rooster.

After all, I am a fairy who is divorced from reality, and I don't know much about the species below.

However, it was hard for the honest man to come up with a feasible suggestion, but Sun Wukong said instead: "No, the rooster is no good! Normally, even if the rooster beats the scorpion, it is only a small scorpion. The monster is the size of a lute. A scorpion, how big a rooster you want is the most important thing!"

We really thought about that ratio.

It has to be... the same size as the house.

Where can I find such a big cock.We already have a fertile scorpion, and now we need to find a fertile rooster. The problem is that roosters are not easy to ferment, and pheasants are easier to fertilize. After all, roosters are slaughtered after a few years. Yes!This can also explain why domestic pigs are not as easy to become sperm as wild boars... In short, it is really difficult for these breeds that live and die quickly to achieve positive results!

But Zhu Bajie, the wild boar, thought for a while, and suddenly said that he recognized a rooster that had become a fairy, and that was really a big rooster.

Zhu Bajie said: "The Pleiades Star Officer of Guangming Palace was originally a big rooster. The Jade Emperor specially raised him to crow every morning. He was six or seven feet tall, so he will definitely be able to defeat this monster!"

It's okay if he doesn't say anything, but when he does, we all think of the sad Pleiades star officer coming.

It is said that this Pleiades star official is a chicken. Although he is one of the 28 constellations and his priesthood is to wake the morning, it is very beautiful and pleasant to say, but the Jade Emperor raised him as an alarm clock. There are many more people who love to sleep than those who love to get up early, so I also know that the fate of the alarm clock will not be very good.Even if he is a chicken, he crows every day and is not welcome by others. He is really a wronged fairy.

Moreover, he is not the same as the gods who practice Taoism and become immortals. He was really a chicken at the beginning, probably one day he was suddenly favored by the Jade Emperor and suddenly became a god.A chicken has no brains. After becoming a human being, it is necessary to start thinking about life. Anyway, other people still think about life until they get tired of thinking about life. However, Pleiades is different. The fairy who loves to think about life the most.

This time we had no choice but to immediately go to Jiuzhong Yunxiao to find this rooster who is keen on thinking about life to save people.

I saw Pleiades Star Officer sitting on the viewing platform, looking at the sky full of stars, his eyes were full of confusion, and he didn't notice us coming.

I yelled into his ear: "Xingguan Pleiades, I am Guanyin of the South Sea, my apprentice was captured by a scorpion spirit, I can't fight it, so I come here to ask for help."

Star Officer Pleiades was still obsessed with thinking about life, looking at the distant stars, he murmured to himself: "Guanyin, you came at the right time. Look at this vast galaxy and vast human world. Did the fallen stars come first or the gods?"

How do I know!

Are you going to save my apprentice?

I said: "Xingguan, for my sake, please save my apprentice!"

Pleiades Star Officer said again: "We gods always feel that we existed tens of millions of years ago, but gods are people's sustenance and fantasy. If people don't fantasize, how can there be gods? Avalokitesvara, you said that we have no idea about our own origin Memory, is it true or false? Who created the gods in this world?"

...You're not done yet, are you?