[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

With Master for many years, Hui An never found a chance to prove himself, until this time when the Daughter Country was trapped, even the Master couldn't solve the problem, and he was at a loss, but he had a way to solve it. It was a perfect opportunity to show himself, but he hadn't finished acting in mid-air, when a gust of wind suddenly dragged him to this unknown place.

The monster who robbed him was a winkless monster, not a smart one, Hui An thought angrily.

It's just that the evil wind blows too quickly, and after the dust has calmed down and the limelight cleared, it's long gone.

Hui An was choked by the smoke and dust from the monster cave, and finally found the exit through the mist, but when he went out, he found a dark and gloomy cave.Master is right, the sub-monsters in the mountains don’t have very good aesthetics, and they finally become masters, and they don’t know how to find a better place to live for themselves. They nest in gloomy places all day long, no wonder the more they nest, the more ugly they become.

He was about to find his way out, but suddenly bumped into a little girl with a bun in front of him. Seeing that there was no one around, the little girl grabbed his hand and pushed him into a corner, and hurriedly said: " You are new here, I think you are quite pitiful, and I will tell you something: When I see the king later, don't call her ugly, remember to remember."

Hui An was at a loss, and before he could answer her, he saw her hurrying away.

This monster cave is really strange.

Hui An patted the dirt on his body and decided to leave on his own, regardless of what the monster said.

If the monster dared to stop him, he would beat him to death while the master was not there, and just pretend to miss when the master asked, Hui An was thinking silently in his heart.

However, before he could find the exit in the dark cave, suddenly a fragrant wind blew in front of him, and a group of delicately dressed girls surrounded a beauty in a goose-yellow dress, one by one coquettishly said: " Your Majesty's makeup looks good today!"

"Your Majesty's dress looks good today, I'll have it sometime."

"Your Majesty looks really good today!"

What they said made Hui An very curious.It should be known that most girls want to compare their beauty. It is rare that they rush to praise others' beauty together. This is not a compliment, it is simply asking for a reward.Hui An wondered how beautiful the monster was to get such an honor, so she poked her head to look, and it was a coincidence that the woman who was surrounded by people turned her head slowly and met his eyes.

Three thousand black silk fell on the shoulders like splashed ink, the slender waist was set off by the skirt like a thin willow, the ten fingers were as slender as white onions, the curve of the neck was graceful like a swan...

And a shockingly ugly face.

Hui An almost screamed out of fright.

It should be known that he has been with Guanyin of the South China Sea for hundreds of years. He has never seen any strange things, such monsters that are neither human nor ghosts. He was really scared when he was young, but such an ugly girl is really the first See you for the first time, see you for the first time since the beginning of time!

To be honest, her ugliness does not belong to the ugliness of monsters, and it is not the same as the face with half animal hair that failed to become a human. She is really a completely human face, just a pair of The eyes seem to be flat, without the whites of the eyes, like a piece of mud half stuck to the face, the nose is thin and high, but the mouth is full of flesh, which shows that I have really worked hard to become normal, probably the foundation It's too bad, it can't be changed.

Hui An was stupefied by her fright, and after staring at her for two seconds, he said silently in his heart: Amitabha.

Seeing him coming out, the monster happily greeted the little girls around her, saying, "Look, the little beauty is coming out!"

Hui An: "..."

He silently weighed the black iron stick in his hand, and began to consider whether to smash the monster's head.

However, the monster threw himself in front of him very ignorantly, with those muddy eyes smeared on his face, as if she didn't need these weird eyes at all, he looked at Hui An without focusing at all, and said: "You look so good-looking, you must teach me how to be beautiful. I know that you good-looking people want to hide the secret of your own beauty. The queen asked you kindly, you must I won’t say it anymore, now I’m not as talkative as her, if you don’t say it, I won’t let you go.”

Hui An weighed his stick again.

But to be honest, although he is relatively indifferent, it is too pitiful for this monster to be so ugly. It is a girl, even if it is a man. Girls love beauty, and the little monsters around her are more beautiful than her. How uncomfortable it is.

Hui An himself had the same problem, but seeing how pitiful she was for being ugly, she didn't blow her head off, and said nicely to her, "Cultivate well, and change your skin later."

The monster obviously didn't think that Hui An was talking nicely to her, and thought that Hui An was perfunctory to her. After all, everyone talked to her like this, and there was nothing new about it.She peeled off the skin on her face, and said angrily: "I knew it a long time ago, otherwise, do you think my appearance is the original one? I have applied several skins to make it look so good!"

It's fine if she doesn't take it off, but once it's off, it's scary to see that her face doesn't even have a piece of skin, only a black and shiny hard shell, which is the head of a scorpion, not half a portrait. , the mouth opened, and there was not even a human-like tooth in it, so frightened that Hui An almost couldn't hold back and smashed her head.

The scorpion spirit covered his face with human skin again, seeing his frightened half-dead look, he sneered, "Say it or not?"

Seeing that she was angry, the little monsters in her cave rushed up to surround her, and they all said, "Your Majesty looks the best today, this man is blind, please don't be angry, Your Majesty."

The scorpion spirit was coaxed by the little monsters, her temper improved a little, and she said to Hui An, "Are you talking or not?" She asked, and restored the human-shaped hand to its original shape, which turned out to be black. A big pliers with speckles, a big cold piece, the sharp blade brushed against Hui An's face, and said with a sneer, "If you don't tell me, I'll tear your skinny and tender face to pieces... ..."

Before she had time to threaten Hui An, Hui An suddenly raised a leg and kicked her stomach, kicking her flying far away. After a loud noise, several stone pillars were broken abruptly. Roll down into the dust.

Hui An clasped his hands together and muttered: "Amitabha, Master said you can't hit girls, you ugly monster who doesn't know what to do is not a girl. Today I will blow your head off."

The scorpion spirit got up from the ground, struggled to stand up, all the skin on his face fell off, and opened the monster's mouth to make a chaotic voice: "You little beauty is quite stubborn..."

Hui An: "..."

With a twist of the stick in his hand, he hit the scorpion spirit's head.

Originally, such a beating would have blown the scorpion spirit's head off, but he withdrew it on the spot.

Alas, if the head of this scorpion spirit is blown off, pus will be splashed all over his body. He is a clean freak, I can't stand it, it's too disgusting.

And the clothes are sewn by Master, Nanhai is not as extravagant and wasteful as other fairy caves, Master is a stingy old man, and Monkey King is not around recently, so the clothes are dirty and have to be washed by themselves, which is troublesome.

Hui An hit the scorpion spirit on the stomach with a stick, and said solemnly: "You are a womanizer, the master said, let the girls be. You can barely be a girl, I won't beat you to death, you go. "

With a straight face, he looked at the scorpion spirit on the ground very seriously, thinking that what he said was very convincing. Be good.

However, the scorpion spirit doesn't appreciate it.

If you let her go, she will go, wouldn't that make her lose face.

Therefore, the scorpion spirit straightened his back abruptly, and said proudly: "You bastard who doesn't know what's good and bad, is messing around on my mother's territory. If I didn't care about your face, you would have been defeated by my mother long ago!"

Hui An said: "If you insist on listening to my tricks, it's fine. I didn't say it before. I really thought of you, but I didn't want you to be ungrateful."

As soon as Scorpion Jing heard that there was something to be said, he immediately stopped fighting and listened with pricked ears, so he almost found a small notebook to write it down.

Hui An said word by word: "The trick is to cast a good tire."

The scorpion spirit couldn't react for a while, but when he did, he flew into a rage, suddenly jumped up and said angrily, "Okay, how dare you play tricks on me!"

But Hui An didn't play tricks on her, Hui An was really telling the truth.Unfortunately, not everyone in this world likes to listen to the truth.

Hui An said: "You are a scorpion. You were very good when you were a scorpion, but you want to be a human being. You have done nondescript and hard work, but you are so greedy that you even want to be a beauty." .In my opinion, why don't you just be a scorpion and turn into a human to ask for trouble?"

The scorpion spirit came up to fight him, but was kicked away by him again, and hit the wall heavily, it was not an opponent at all.

Sure enough, it's not good to be a human being, but to be a scorpion.

She suddenly showed her original shape, her tail swiped suddenly, and she was stinging on Hui An's arm. In an instant, severe pain hit, Hui An couldn't hold his iron rod, and fell to the ground with a bang.

The venom spread throughout his body, Hui An was unable to stand still and nearly fell to the ground.

It's okay, the master will come to save him.

He stood in the same place, he didn't move, the scorpion spirit didn't move, the two faced each other, they couldn't stand each other.

The surroundings are still silent, and the cave is still dark and dull.

Hui An endured the pain and dizziness, and waited for a stick of incense.

Two sticks of incense.

Three sticks of incense.

After three incense sticks, Hui An suddenly panicked.

It's broken, it's broken, Master won't come to save him this time!

Xie Zijing looked left and right, Hui An still didn't move, and she didn't know if she should take a risk or not.

The scorpion spirit said to the little monster beside him: "I also think I should change my skin. I think this little beauty is pretty good. Let's take his skin off."