[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

The mortals in the world have passed out, so naturally they can be forcibly awakened by pouring a basin of cold water or slapping them.Those who are gentle can pinch the person, and those who are not in a hurry can wait for him to wake up. Then the question arises: how should Guanyin of the South China Sea wake him up when he faints?

...Anyway, those disciples of mine neither dared to wake me up, nor dared to pinch me, so they could only wait for me to wake up.

However, the problem is that the time in Nanhai is relative. When I wake up, the little monk may have given birth to a baby, so my big apprentice took it upon himself to carry me to the lower realm and let me sleep underneath.

But I wasn't that bad either, I woke up when they were talking about carrying me too, Hui An carried me on his shoulders, I patted him to let him put me down.Hui An told me that he originally wanted to just take me away, but Sun Wukong couldn't catch up with him anyway, so he asked someone else to help him.

But I thought about it, and I still have to take care of this matter, because Puxian, who is not good at thinking, is probably very happy. He will never realize the horror of this matter in his life. He probably wants us to To design an image of Jin Chanzi with a baby, and go to the lower realm to promote the equality of men to have babies, then the wife is too messy.

So even if I have been tortured to the point of neurasthenia by them, I still insist that Hui An let me down, I can't slip, if I slip the golden cicada at this time, it will annoy me to death with a little golden cicada Yes, so I must take care of this terrible thing.

I was supported by Hui An and Long Nu before I sat down tremblingly, looked at Sun Wukong with grief, and asked, "What did you ask your master to do again?"

Sun Wukong saw that I had been frightened into a nervous breakdown, so he quickly explained to me: "I will go west with one heart and pass through Xiliang Nuguo. I will see a small river with clear water and clear cold waves. I will fetch water for Master to drink. Sha and I The younger brother was never thirsty, so he didn't drink it. My master and that idiot felt pain after drinking it, and their stomachs became big. I went to a nearby house and asked, that river is called the Zimu River; After three days, go and take the fetal water, and if you get two shadows, you will give birth to a child. My master has been drinking the water for several hours, and I came here to seek the Bodhisattva's liberation."

What is Xiliang Women's Kingdom?

I looked at him in a daze, the biochemical function of this spring water is too scary, it is simply a catalyst for population explosion, a baby can be conceived after one sip, and it can be born in three days, this is simply anti-law!

You can get pregnant by drinking a sip of water. What kind of water is this?

Whether or not this water is serious is the second thing, the point is that the digestive system and the reproductive system are not a system at all, okay!Can this still penetrate each other!

Just because they are all in the stomach doesn't mean they are compatible with each other!

I don't even know anything about this unnatural thing. I'm the Avalokitesvara of the South China Sea, how could I not know.

I don't think it's just me who doesn't know, I have to ask others.

I asked Ksitigarbha, but Ksitigarbha didn’t know; I asked Manjusri, and Manjusri also insisted that there was absolutely no such ghost thing, but in the end I went to ask Puxian, Puxian said: “Who told you? Didn’t you agree that you won’t allow it?” Did I tell you?"

...? ? ?

Anyway, I pestered Puxian to make him explain clearly to me. Puxian was very frightened. He was afraid that he would be beaten if he leaked the secret, and he was even more afraid that I would strangle him to death if he didn’t speak. He explained to me in despair. My God, Nuwa created humans and made a lot of effective contributions to the reproduction of species. Of course, since Comrade Nuwa is engaged in scientific research, she created good things, of course she also created some not-so-good things, not so good There is the Xiliang Women's Country in the thing. In short, this country is a remnant of Comrade Nuwa's messy scientific research. I have to hide it. I built a country to keep the world from knowing. You can't get out of it, just protect the river from generation to generation.

I don’t know why this is bad. They are very clear about their scientific research. It’s probably because a single gene is not as easy to adapt as a two-sex gene, so that the race is not so easy to be extinct. Anyway, it’s very profound and I can’t understand it. In short, Xiliang Women's Country, as an extremely perfect feminist society, has existed independently of the world for many, many years.

For unknown reasons, Puxian and others worked together and kept it from me for many, many years.

Sun Wukong saw that I was obsessed with this matter and didn't let go. He was very frightened and said to me anxiously: "Bodhisattva, it doesn't matter what the Xiliang woman country says, and it doesn't matter where the spring water comes from. What matters is that I know how to solve it." In Xiliang Nvguo, there is also a birth spring, drinking the spring water can relieve pregnancy, we only need to let my master drink water!"

I quickly said: "Then why don't you go looking for it? What are you looking for? Shall I fetch water for you?"

Sun Wukong said sadly: "The problem is that my master refuses to drink water! He said that the child is his and he raised it. Not only did he not drink it himself, he also forbade Bajie to drink it. Monks just can't fight..."

……

Your way of thinking is also very strong.

I asked Sun Wukong if he could force-feed him. Sun Wukong said that the little monk said that if his future son or daughter died, he would not live anymore.

I had no choice but to go down to see him. Not only did I go, Puxian also quickly packed up his things and came flying. Actually, I didn’t want him to come at all. He is really terrible. It's really nothing!

When the little monk saw us, he held his stomach and stood up to greet us. He said to us with relief and joy, "Bodhisattva, I have a child!"

The look of kindness, kindness, kindness and gentleness made us tremble when we saw it.

I told him: "You are just bloated now. You will have to take a photo on the spring water three days later to find out if you are still alive. Don't rush to be happy..."

Puxian was very happy at first that his new friend Xuanzang had a child and expressed his support for the little monk to be born. I told him that Xuanzang gave birth to a golden cicada whose attributes might be exactly the same. He defected to our team, and said to the little monk: "Don't be stupid, you are a mortal, you don't have any organs to conceive a child, now you are just angry, and you don't know where you are when you come out in three days. Do you understand without you..."

The little monk shook his head proudly: "If there are no conditions, we must create conditions!"

Hui An was very curious about this, and suddenly asked me: "The question is, if you are really pregnant, where will it come from?"

I:"……"

Me: "...it is impossible for him to conceive. He doesn't even have the organs to conceive a child. The problem is that his current state shows that he is fertile in the underworld. This is a problem of poor information. In short, once three days arrive, the underworld will A living soul came to reincarnate, but the little monk could not conceive a physical body, so he could only give birth to a ghost fetus. The deformity bred by absorbing the essence of Xuanzang's physical body was probably a sarcoid without a human form. Think about it, in the future this How much trouble the ghost fetus has brought us."

When I explained it this way, Hui An felt terrified and was so frightened that he suddenly took a step back and walked away from the little monk.

Pu Xian was still talking to the little monk about how to give birth, but the little monk stubbornly protected his stomach, like a cow guarding a calf, saying: "Why do I have to kill the child I conceived by my ability!"

...You got pregnant by your own ability, you just drank saliva, okay!

The little monk said firmly: "I want to sacrifice my life to save people! Since this child is going to be born, then cut open my stomach and let me use up my life to lay the foundation for his next life!"

……

What a sin.

How much trouble I would have saved if I hadn't let him keep yelling about sacrificing his life to cross the devil.

My apprentice gave me a blind idea: "Then why don't we let the living souls from the underworld come to reincarnate? He dug out a tumor and gave up, and just buried it when the time comes."

Alas, how can it be so simple.

I told him that the underworld is not in charge of all living souls in the world, and it’s okay for a living soul to be reincarnated. After all, he can be a human being and has accumulated virtue in his previous life. Looking for an opportunity to reincarnate, it is already a big trouble before birth.

No wonder Nu Wa wants to manage this river, and has built a barrier for thousands of years to prevent outsiders from entering this country. If this little monk didn't get here by mistake, what a mess it would have caused.

We are worried here, and the little monk is still shouting "Let me pave the way for my children with love and life", I am really worried to death.

We gave him popular science knowledge, and we told him that the hardware conditions of this technology are not good enough, but the little monk is worthy of being the reincarnation of that annoying Jin Chanzi, who has already turned on the mode of "I don't listen to him" and has the same hatred as the flatulence in his stomach. Anyone who dares to persuade him to kill him is a murderer. In short, he proudly looked up at his fair and tender face, opened a pair of bright eyes, and pursed his lips tightly, expressing stubbornly that he wanted to prevent us from killing the unformed child in his stomach. , from today onwards he will not drink water.

……

Pu Xian was so angry that he gritted his teeth.

He stomped his feet for a long time, then turned his head and said to me: "We only have two ways to go now."

He stretched out two fingers and shook them beside him: "First, we knocked him unconscious and poured water down. Although the stamina is relatively strong, it is still weaker than that ghost. Second, we laid a net around him, The resentful spirits and ghosts who came to reincarnate come one to catch one and two to catch one pair. This is not considered alive, so there is no mention of killing, and when the time comes, they will all be beaten to ashes and wiped out, so they can make trouble!"

I think Pu Xian is unreliable, but what he said makes sense.

I asked Hui An to go to the underworld to discuss with the ten kings, and don't let living souls come to disturb them. Then I, Sun Wukong, and Puxian discussed to surround the little monk in a circle, and wait for the countless resentful spirits and ghosts to be killed by this When the opportunity of incarnation is attracted, we will carry out the cleansing plan.

In order to make him obedient, Sun Wukong told him about the plan.

I don't know whether Sun Wukong is wrong or he has a problem with his own brain, but the little monk suddenly shouted: "No!"

"I want to cross the demon with my body!"

"I want to save all the evil spirits and ghosts!"

As he spoke, he shouted excitedly: "Aren't they hungry? Let them eat my flesh and blood and make a warm contribution to the world!"

……

After a while, Pu Xian suddenly said, "I don't think this method will work."

I said dejectedly, "I think so too."

In the end, Pu Xian made the last suggestion: "...let's urgently call all the Buddhas of the Western Paradise for a meeting."