[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

The little monk really wanted to take Shitou Jing as his apprentice, but this little Shitou was a snobby little Shitou.Although he looks very honest, but his calculations are very good. He thinks that the little monk was arrested, which means that the little monk is not as powerful as their king; An came to support him, which means that Sun Wukong is not as good as me and Hui An!

I admire this logical thinking ability, really.

But the key problem is that Hui An has not yet become a teacher, so it is reasonable to say that he should not accept apprentices, but I thought about it, when the big black bear first came, he chased and beat him for a while, and got acquainted with them Yes, sorry to call now.

So it became an endless loop: when Hui An wanted to hit people, I had to recruit a few monsters to come to the South China Sea, but after a while, I couldn't fight again, so the use efficiency was very low.If he takes in an apprentice, the apprentice will teach spells, no matter what, he can fight back and forth for hundreds of years, until the apprentice is ready to learn from each other at any time!

Although I thought so, I euphemistically expressed this meaning. Anyway, Hui An didn't learn anything from me at all, so I suggested that he become a teacher in advance and accept an apprentice, which would be beneficial to his fighting career.

However, my intentions were obviously very good, but I don't know why the taste changed in Hui An's ears.

I saw his already gloomy face, lowered his eyebrows, stared fiercely, and questioned me: "So, Master doesn't want me anymore?"

……

Alas, I have known for a long time that this kind of doll with family problems is difficult to raise, but I didn't know it was so difficult to raise at that time.

He has been pressing me so hard. If I explain it, I will appear guilty. I have always been very embarrassed as a master, so I can only say to him: "As a teacher, I just make suggestions, and the specific implementation is up to you. Sigh, you don't want to. Always misinterpreting my meaning, which makes it very difficult for me."

After I finished speaking, I waited for his reaction, but he didn't respond.

At this time, I suddenly heard Yang Jian behind me suddenly say: "I like this kid."

……

Can you not like it, the two of you are almost fine!

I said that it is easy for Tianting to raise children from an early age, and it is not just one or two, they are almost the same!

As a child, he doesn't like to make a sound, saying what he did wrong, and he doesn't admit it. He just stares at you stubbornly with a pair of eyes like cold stones. Three, four, good seedlings are all grown into cold and blunt warmongers, Amitabha, whose fault is this!

Hui An suddenly strode forward, walked silently in front of Xiaoshi, and found him precisely on the identical background board, then suddenly stretched out his hand, patted Shishi's cold head lightly, and asked, "What are you doing?" Want to be my apprentice?"

Little Shitou was startled by his cold aura at first, but when he saw what he said, he nodded quickly, not wanting to use too much force, his head would roll off, he hurriedly chased after him, put his head back, and said: " want to do!"

Hui An stared at him for a while, then suddenly asked, "Why?"

Xiao Shitou was quite honest: "Being an apprentice with a god is certainly more prestigious than being a subordinate with a monster!"

I thought Hui An would reject him decisively, because I have been with him for many years, knowing him is like knowing the palm of my own hand, he is rather cold-blooded, he is not rare if he says it is not rare, even if it is someone else's treasure He doesn't care about things. He has done a lot of things about buying children and returning pearls, so he doesn't care about them at all.

Unexpectedly, this time it was beyond my expectation. He patted Xiao Shitou's head with a deep expression and said, "Gods accept apprentices when they say they accept apprentices. Isn't everyone in the world gods? Yours!" Sincerely, I can't want you now, but—"

He looked at the little stone and said: "If you are willing to go through hardships and still want to be my apprentice, I will accept you as an apprentice, how about it?"

Xiao Shitou was rather stupid, he didn't understand what he said about going through hardships, so he just said blankly, "What do you mean?"

Hui An pointed to the surrounding mountains and rivers, and said: "If you don't practice in the mortal world now, when the fate comes, I will naturally come to pick you up, how about it?"

As he said, he took his hand away from Xiaoshi's head, and saw that where his fingertips touched, fine shoots grew all the way, and under the urging of mana, they grew slowly at a speed visible to the naked eye. A bush of flowers came.

Xiaoshi was stunned, subconsciously touched his head, closed his eyes and put them in the palm of his hand. He raised his head and saw a cluster of white flowers blooming beautifully. Attracted by the magic power of the spell, he held My own eyes looked and looked, as if I had found a treasure by chance, and I was very happy.

He covered his eyes excitedly in the palm of his hand, and said anxiously: "If you are willing, if you are willing, I will practice hard in the mortal world, and you will come to pick me up, Master!"

Hui An: "...I'm not your master now. I'm talking about predestined relationship, do you understand what I'm talking about?"

Xiao Shitou ran around happily, covering the cluster of flowers on his head: "I will wait for you below! Ten years! Twenty years! When will you come?"

Hui An: "..."

Seeing that Hui An didn't make a sound, he immediately said: "I understand, fate is an illusory thing, it can't be forced, right?"

Hui An reluctantly nodded: "In short, it's right for you to practice, don't eat people, don't kill, and be a monster before you can become a god. Do you see the Guanyin standing over there? He has practiced for tens of millions of years Become a god, do you understand?"

Ever since he pointed the finger at me, I felt that something was not right. I saw Xiao Shitou look at me, then at Hui An, and shouted at me with his little knowledge of human beings: "Master, you are so powerful." !"

……

First of all, I am your master.

Secondly, I am a man.

But I don't know how to explain this problem to this monster, so I simply don't explain it.

Hui An seemed to be completely unable to stand this little rock that was calm at first, and almost glistened when he saw him, wishing to jump into the sky. He gritted his teeth and explained to him word by word: "This is my master..."

"And he's a man..."

He really couldn't stand this little rock jumping up and down, seeing that Monkey King had already saved his master, he simply turned around and threw them all away, saying, "We're going back."

Little Shitou hadn't recovered from the shock of his thoughts just now, he was so frightened that he covered his eyes in his hands and trembled, but he was afraid of returning home, seeing that Hui An was about to leave, he said anxiously: "Then Master, you When are you coming to pick me up?"

Hui An: "... you practice first, practice, you are my apprentice after you have practiced, I have no intention of accepting you now, okay!"

However, Xiao Shitou obviously didn't understand, and said proudly: "Good master!"

Hui An: "...I haven't decided yet..."

Little Stone: "Master, I will wait for you!"

Hui An: "..."

I thought this little monster was cute, so I stretched out my hand to pat him, but I seem to have stronger mana than Hui An. When I pat him, the whole body began to grow wildly, and the whole body was fluffy and green in an instant. The grass, after a while, all bloomed, and the whole stone was covered with flowers.

Only a pair of bright eyes remained, wrapped in green leaves, shining excitedly: "Master and Master's Master, I will wait for you! I will always wait for you!"

Looking at his appearance, I was a little afraid that Hui An would still not want him in the future, and the gap was too great to bear, so I said to him, "You know that one day in the sky is one year on the ground, right?"

Xiaoshitou looked at me blankly, as if he was afraid that I would dislike him if he exposed his intelligence, and said to me: "Master's master is right in everything!"

……

Forget it, when I didn't say it.

I finally said to him: "Anyway, you, practice hard."

After all, I took my apprentice and rode the cloud again.

We were all on the clouds, and Sun Wukong suddenly shouted from below: "Bodhisattva, you haven't said who is right and who is wrong between me and Yang Jian! Bodhisattva, you have said that we saved Master, and you will judge!"

Judging what kind of judgment, you monkey, don't always want to make big news, it is the right way to learn from the experience.

I can only say to him: "When you get the scriptures in the future, let the gods and Buddhas in the sky judge you. I'm not very knowledgeable, so I'm afraid it won't be true."

After the bunch of auspicious clouds went away, I thought that we had already cut off our connection with the worldly affairs, so I asked Hui An, "Are you willing to have an apprentice?"

Hui An said: "Let's see the fate. Let's talk about it after the stone is awakened. What are you going to do with it now? Do you want to make a relationship with the stone on Li Shan's old mother?"

……

It's fine if he doesn't say anything, but now I want to mention Li Shan's old mother, I'm terrified.

It should be noted that I can still accept such a stone spirit. I am really incapable of accepting the scary thing like Li Shan's old mother who has scales all over her body and eyes of all sizes.

I comforted him and said: "In short, this matter is still good. In order to argue with Yang Jian, Sun Wukong will definitely devote all his energy to learning scriptures, and will never let the little monk be arrested again."

Hui An looked at me with the eyes of a fool.

I said to him: "You have to trust Sun Wukong, he was raised by me after all, he is very reliable."

Under the circumstances, Hui An looked at me with the eyes of a madman.

Facts have proved that if I say anything that I believe in Sun Wukong, I am preparing for the face slap in the future.

When I said he would not let his master be captured by monsters, he really did not let his master be captured by monsters.

But the question is: Since his master was not arrested, what did he come to my South China Sea to chat with me?

I was so naive.

The great sage Monkey King who was a hero in the nine heavens, smashed the Ling Xiao and crossed the southern sky, and the Monkey King who subdued the monsters in the 72 caves and was once wearing a golden armor and holding a golden cudgel. Like a little daughter-in-law, she stood shyly in front of me, asked him ten or nine sentences without answering, and secretly glanced at me nervously from time to time. I almost suspected that his master had been killed and he came to repent.

I really couldn't stand this kind of questioning mode like squeezing toothpaste, and said in despair: "Since Yang Jian fought with you, it has only been a few months in the lower realm, and you lost your master again?"

Monkey King snapped his fingers and stammered, "I didn't lose it."

He carefully raised his eyes to look at me, and found that I was looking at him, quickly lowered his head, gritted his teeth, and said, "It's nothing, really."

I:"……"

Me: "It's okay, you can go back."

Sun Wukong said: "That..."

Since when did he become such a masculine boy and stop chirping?

After a long while, he stuttered, like pinching himself behind his back, hesitant to speak, hesitant to speak, hesitant to speak, and hesitantly said after a long time: "Bodhisattva, my master..."

As if this sentence was a knife, spitting it out could cut him, it took a lot of effort to pull it out of his mouth: "My master is pregnant."

???

I suspect something is wrong with my ears.

After all, I have been stimulated too much since his master and apprentice came to the west. Even the golden body is not completely indestructible. He is like a bad star for me.

So, I rubbed my ears, hoping to pat the water out, and asked softly, "I didn't hear what you said?"

Sun Wukong muttered again, and the mosquito-like sound drifted away in the wind as soon as it came out of his mouth.

I said, "What are you talking about? The wind in the South China Sea is too strong, I couldn't hear you clearly."

Sun Wukong was so angry with me, his monkey face was reddened from holding back, and then turned blue with anger, seeing that I couldn't hear clearly, he simply gave it up, gave up his face, and ignored his reputation, and simply roared in despair at my grand mountains and rivers in the South China Sea : "My master is pregnant!"

……

My black fur monster trembled in fright, bit its nails and gnawed off a bear finger; Hui An, who was sweeping the leaves, suddenly cracked in his hand, crushing the broom forcefully.

The dragon girl watering the flowers broke the vase, the fish-feeding Shancai fell into the water in fright, and the red boy hiccupped in fright, almost causing a fire.

As for me?I am Guanyin of the South China Sea, and I have never seen anything in tens of millions of years.

I am much calmer than them.

I didn't scream, I wasn't surprised, I didn't even move.

I just rolled my eyes and passed out.

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