[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

In the Yuxu Palace in Kunlun Mountains, Yuanshi Tianzun sits in meditation on the Eight Treasures Cloud Light Seat, and the white crane boy who attends him sits quietly watching.

After an unknown amount of time, Yuanshi Tianzun suddenly opened his eyes, "Tong'er, your Master Taiyi is here, go and meet him."

Boy Baihe bowed his head and saluted, "Yes, master."

Boy Baihe welcomed Daoist Taiyi into the hall, Daoist Taiyi looked as usual, but Boy Baihe always felt that his uncle seemed not very happy today.

Daoist Taiyi entered the hall and made a big salute, "Disciple pays homage to master."

Yuanshi Tianzun asked him to get up, and he said to Boy Baihe: "The fruit in the peach garden is ripe, you go and pick some, and when your uncle returns, he can take it away."

Boy Baihe guessed that the master and his uncle had something to say, and it was inconvenient for him to hear it, so he obediently retired and left the hall.

The slight injury caused by King Zhou has disappeared, and the clothes and hair of Daoist Taiyi are not inappropriate.But no matter how well he handled it, he couldn't hide it from Yuanshi Tianzun's eyes.

"Been beaten?" Yuanshi Tianzun asked with a smile on his lips.

Master Taiyi nodded embarrassedly.

Yuanshi Tianzun smiled and said: "It's really strange! You have never been beaten so embarrassingly before you started. I didn't expect to be beaten by a mortal now that you are one of the Twelve Golden Immortals."

Daoist Taiyi was extremely ashamed, "I am ashamed to teach my master. King Zhou covered his disciple with a piece of cloth. I don't know what kind of treasure that cloth is. The disciple was covered inside, and he couldn't use all his abilities. The disciple really It's very strange, so I asked the master to explain the confusion to my disciples."

"Just do the math as a teacher." Yuanshi Tianzun stretched out his hands and counted. After a while, Yuanshi Tianzun frowned and said, "I can't figure it out! It seems that a sage took action to cover up the secret."

Master Taiyi asked disappointedly: "How could this happen?"

Yuan Shi Tianzun said: "Although the secret of heaven is covered, it is easy to speculate who gave the magic weapon to King Zhou. The only people who are relatively close to King Zhou are your nephew Yang Jian, the Queen Mother of the Heavenly Court, and Nuwa. Empress. Among these people, only Empress Nuwa can hide it from the teacher. Yang Jian has no magic weapon, and the cloth towel must have been given by the Queen Mother or Empress Nuwa!"

Daoist Taiyi frowned, he couldn't afford to offend these two gods, it seemed that the beating would be for nothing...

He asked: "Master, I don't understand something. What is the origin of this fake King Zhou? Why are Queen Mother Xi and Empress Nuwa protecting him like this?"

Yuanshi Tianzun hesitated for a while before slowly saying: "He has a lot of background...he is a jade plate of fortune!"

Daoist Taiyi yelled out: "The good fortune jade plate? Isn't the good fortune jade plate lost?"

Yuan Shi Tianzun said: "I can't tell you too much about this matter. My teacher has been telling you not to provoke King Zhou, but you just don't listen and insist on provoking him. Now that you have been beaten, it is not convenient for you to come forward as a teacher." It's up to you."

Daoist Taiyi blushed, "Master is really embarrassing me, disciples have lived to such a great age, some trivial matters still need to be decided by master, so what is the difference from my disciple Nezha."

Yuanshi Tianzun laughed loudly, "Yes, yes, you are grown up now, you can't be like a child with a long hair, and you will find your master when you are bullied."

After the joke, Yuanshi Tianzun asked again, "Remember, for the sake of the queen mother, don't provoke King Zhou. Your apprentice Nezha is too murderous, and King Zhou is willing to help you discipline his apprentice. What else do you have?" What about dissatisfied?"

Daoist Taiyi saluted solemnly, "Disciple would like to follow Master's instruction."

"Okay, it's not a big deal. It's enough to be neither humble nor overbearing to King Zhou. He has only been in human form for a year or two. Although his ability is outstanding, he can't control it by himself. Except for a longer lifespan, other aspects are just like ordinary people. You were killed today. Hitting was just careless, just be careful next time."

Daoist Taiyi respectfully agreed, and Yuanshi Tianzun told him something about cultivation and let him leave.

Boy Baihe sent Daoist Taiyi to the door with a basket of peaches, and Daoist Taiyi left with the peaches, and Boy Baihe returned to the hall.

"Tong'er, please come here, your uncle Jiang Shang."

Jiang Ziya was watering the Taoyuan. When he heard Yuanshi Tianzun looking for him, he immediately put down the water ladle, and hurriedly came to the throne in the hall and knelt down.

"Master, disciple Jiang Shang pays respects."

Yuanshi Tianzun said: "Have you been in Kunlun for 40 years?"

Jiang Ziya didn't expect Yuanshi Tianzun to remember, he said excitedly: "Yes, the disciple went up the mountain at the age of 32, and now he is 72 years old."

Yuanshi Tianzun said: "It's hard for you to achieve immortality, you can only enjoy the wealth and honor in the world. Now that the battle of conferring the gods is about to start, you can go down the mountain to confer the gods on my behalf. After you go down the mountain, you will assist Mingjun, and you will be able to practice hard on the mountain. many years."

Jiang Ziya didn't want to leave, and begged bitterly: "Master, this disciple is truly a monk, please don't drive me away."

Yuanshi Tianzun said: "Your destiny is like this, how can you disobey it? Go! Go down the mountain! When you are successful, you still have time to go up the mountain."

Yuanshi Tianzun spoke, and Jiang Ziya had to leave Kunlun.He bid farewell to fellow Taoists on the mountain, and simply packed his bags.He thought to himself, the master didn't tell him who is the Mingjun, so he might as well go to Chaoge first and slowly make plans.So he fled all the way to Chaogexing, intending to join his sworn brother.

Outside the south gate of Chaoge City, a group of prisoners in prison uniforms and shackles were working.Yang Ren wore official uniform and led many soldiers to guard them.

Bo Yikao took off the large sleeves of his toga, grabbed the sleeves and wiped the sweat from his forehead.He had never done hard work before, and he couldn't stand it after only a long time.Usually he is a handsome young man, but today he is too tired to care about his demeanor, and there is no time to wear a handkerchief to wipe off his sweat.

"Nezha, come and rest for a while!" Bo Yikao said.

Nezha had great strength, except for his blushing from the heat, he looked more relaxed than Bo Yikao.He shook his head, "Yang Ren is watching!"

Bo Yikao said in a low voice: "It's okay, I'm Xiqi's heir, Master Yang will not make things difficult for you for my sake."

Nezha still shook his head stubbornly, "No! I can do it!"

After speaking, Nezha ignored Bo Yikao, and carried a log as thick as a bowl to the bridge.

The nine-tailed fox lay at Bo Yikao's feet, "Master, that kid doesn't know what's good and what's wrong, so you better ignore him. You are a precious person, why bother to suffer here for such an annoying kid! Your Majesty just asked you to teach me what to do." Even if you don't teach etiquette, His Majesty won't say anything."

Bo Yikao shook his head, "No! A gentleman's promise weighs more than a thousand catties. Since I have promised His Majesty, I must do it. And Nezha is so young, so if he is left here to work, what if he is bullied? ?”

Nine-Tailed Fox rolled his eyes, how could he be so kind to Nezha with his stubborn eyes!My old lady is so beautiful, I don't see him being more attentive to her.

Bo Yikao looked at Nine-Tailed Fox's tiger-skin clothes, and suddenly asked a question, "Well... don't you feel hot wearing this tiger-skin clothes?" There was a hint of envy in his tone.

Nine-tailed fox laughed and said: "It's not hot! Why don't you hug me all the time? I feel cool!"

Bo Yikao thought about it seriously, and finally shook his head regretfully, "No, men and women can't kiss each other! What's more, if I hold you, I will have one hand empty. How can I work?"

Bo Yikao sighed, expressed his regret again, and then left the Nine-Tailed Fox to carry a piece of wood thicker than his wrist to work.

The Nine-Tailed Fox jumped up and down in anger, this idiot with no manners or taste!I wish you a bachelor for a lifetime!Never get a wife!

When Yang Jian and King Zhou came over, they happened to see the nine-tailed fox jumping.King Zhou asked, "What's the matter with you? Your feet are tied?"

Nine-tailed fox said angrily: "Whatever pierced the feet, it was all because of that Boyi who tested his anger."

"Since you don't like Bo Yi's exam, then go back to the palace and help me approve the memorial!"

The nine-tailed fox spat, "You don't even look in the mirror, I'd rather follow Bo Yikao to drink and eat dirt than go back to the palace and look at your old face!" up.

King Zhou: "..." How unreasonable!

King Zhou asked Yang Jian, "Is it okay if I beat it to death? You say it's okay if I beat it to death!"

Yang Jian coaxed: "Don't be angry, don't be angry! Didn't you sneak out of the palace just to see how Nezha is doing? Don't pay attention to that fox."

King Zhou said angrily, "I won't read it! I'll be even angrier after reading it."

Yang Ren was guarding the prisoner, but he didn't look at King Zhou.The other soldiers had never met King Zhou, and they only thought they were sons of aristocratic families who were out of the city to play, and ignored them.As for Bo Yikao and Nezha, they are busy building bridges, and they don't have time to look this way.

Without waiting for others to find out, Yang Jian and King Zhou left.They walked slowly along the embankment, and King Zhou sighed: "We have been busy since we came here, and we haven't gone out to play in such a leisurely way for a long time."

Yang Jian sighed, "I hope everything here will end soon. The Battle of the Conferred Gods... I don't know how many people will fall..."

King Zhou comforted him, "It doesn't matter if you fall, can't you still be on the list of gods and become a god in the sky?"

Yang Jian sneered, "The seal on the list of gods has two meanings, one is the meaning of reward, and the other is the seal. After being on the list of gods, the cultivation base and future will stop here. Which god is willing to give up the happy life and go to the sky to be accepted by others?" drive?"

King Zhou suddenly said, "So it is so, I have never heard of it."

"On the list of gods, the incense offerings of mortals are especially important to the gods. Otherwise, the heavens would not have to compete with the West for the incense in the mortal world."

King Zhou suddenly realized, "So that's the case, no wonder they are not willing to be on the list of gods..." He pointed to Yang Ren, the supervisor by the bridge, "Is Yang Ren, the senior doctor, also on the list of gods?"

Yang Jian nodded, "Last time, he was gouged out by King Zhou, and then rescued by Qingxu Daodezhenjun. Two elixir were put into his eyes, and hands grew out of the eye sockets, with eyes on the palms... "

King Zhou interrupted him, "Brother, please don't tell me, I can't bear this kind of body modification story..."

Yang Jian laughed at him, "What are you afraid of, I still have three eyes! I have never seen you afraid!"

King Zhou said: "Can it be the same? My love for you is not as superficial as yours. I love your soul, not your young face!"

Yang Jian:"……"

King Zhou reprimanded him, "Learn from me! Don't always dislike me! Don't talk about it, and you will get angry if you talk too much." He turned his head and looked at Yang Ren from a distance, "Speak up! Yang Ren should thank you very much. Me! With a great king like me, he doesn’t have to have his eyeballs gouged out, and he doesn’t have to be subjected to cruel body modifications. I’m simply the best person to touch Dashang!”

Yang Jian brushed aside the willow branches beside the river embankment, "What's so good about you? He's a good doctor, you transfer him to be the supervisor. A civil servant, he's exposed to the wind and the sun every day."

King Zhou said straightforwardly: "His eyes are still in their sockets! Just based on this, I am a good king!"

There was a loud noise in the distance, and Yang Jian set up an awning to look over there, "Yang Ren fell and hit his head on a log."

King Zhou hurriedly asked, "Is he all right?"

Yang Jian's expression was a little strange, he said: "There happened to be two small wooden boils on the log, Yang Ren bumped into it, and his eyes were..."

King Zhou covered his mouth with his hands guiltily.

King Zhou: It's none of my business, I never opened my mouth.