[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Brother Zhou is a good man who has the courage to take responsibility. Yang Ren was cursed to death by himself (not), so he must take this responsibility!

He and Yang Jian ran to the bridge, Bo Yikao and Nezha stood by Yang Ren's side.Several prisoners saw the death of the guarding officials, and encouraged other prisoners to escape together, causing many people to make trouble.The soldiers took no care of Yang Ren, and took up weapons to suppress the criminal prisoners.

Yang Jian waved his sleeves, and all the prisoners who wanted to escape were pinned down.He pointed at a soldier casually, "Remember whoever escaped just now, the crime will be aggravated!"

King Zhou went to Yang Ren and knelt down, "How is Master Yang?"

Bo Yikao bowed his hands and saluted, he frowned and shook his head regretfully, "Your Majesty, Master Yang..."

Yang Jian squatted down and took a look, "Let's remove the wood first! I'll take Lord Yang to Yuquan Mountain to see if my master can save him."

Yang Jian supported Yang Ren's shoulders, Bo Yikao and King Zhou held down the wood, and gently helped Yang Ren up.

Yang Ren's eyes turned into two bloody holes, and blood flowed down his cheeks, like blood tears shed before his death.King Zhou had never seen such a miserable death, so he turned his head away and dared not look again.

Yang Jian supported Yang Ren's body and was about to take him away when a gust of wind swept over, filling the air with dust and flying sand and rocks.When the dust cleared, Yang Ren's body was gone.

King Zhou thought to himself, it seems that Qingxu Dazheng took the man away, but this way of picking up people looks like a monster!

There were many people by the bridge, and the soldiers and prisoners saw that Yang Ren was gone, and their mouths were wide open, dumbfounded.

Yang Jian was afraid that the people present would spread the word, so he pretended to be profound and said: "Your Majesty, the poor Taoist has sent Dr. Yang away with the method of earth escape. His injuries are serious. If you want to heal your injuries , I'm afraid it will take three to five years."

King Zhou cooperated and said: "It's okay, as long as Master Yang is safe and sound."

King Zhou turned around, his eyes turned a few times among the prisoners and soldiers, and finally fell on Nezha.Although this world is not very scientific, he does not believe that Yang Renneng died for no reason.

Nezha felt that King Zhou was looking at him in the wrong way, and immediately frowned, "What are you looking at! I didn't do it!"

King Zhou nodded, "Well, I know. Did you see who did it?"

Nezha turned his head away and said gruffly, "I don't know! I didn't see it!"

Bo Yikao said hesitantly: "Your Majesty, I vaguely saw Fei Zhong and You Hun going towards Master Yang."

Fei Zhong and You Hun were immobilized by Yang Jian. They couldn't move, they could only cry loudly: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty! I have been wronged! Bo Yi tested him with blood!"

King Zhou secretly rubbed his ears and eyes. The two were so loud that his ears were buzzing.

"Shut up!" King Zhou asked, "Who else saw it?"

A hunchbacked old man standing behind said slowly, "Your Majesty, the criminals have also seen it."

Fei Zhong and You Hun's faces turned pale, and they yelled at the old man, "You nonsense villain! We are here to build bridges, working hard day and night. What's more, we were colleagues with Mr. Yang before, how could we go to the old man? kill him?"

The old man still spoke slowly, "You said it was useless, the little old man saw it. You were supposed to carry logs, but you picked up a few big stones. While everyone else was working, no one noticed Over there, that triangular-eyed man went to talk to Lord Yang, and that goatee lifted a rock and hit Lord Yang on the back of the head." The old man pointed to the clear river under the bridge, "Look, Your Majesty, the big stone is still under the bridge Woolen cloth!"

Fei Zhong and You Hun shook into sieves, and everyone saw that there was still something they didn't understand.King Zhou sneered, "What else do you two have to say!"

Yang Jian withdrew the fixed body technique, Fei Zhongyouhun and the two knelt on the ground with a plop, Fei Zhong cried: "Your Majesty, this is not the idea of ​​the guilty minister! This is all done by Youhun! Your Majesty... Please look at it For the sake of the sinful minister's loyalty, let the guilty minister be spared!"

You Hun didn't expect Fei Zhong to turn his face so quickly, he also cried: "Your Majesty, it was Fei Zhong who instigated the guilty officials to do this! He has always been dissatisfied with Mr. Yang, and said that after His Majesty reinstated him as an official , he insisted on putting Yang Ren to death!"

The two knelt on the ground to dismantle each other, and King Zhou felt upset when he heard their quarrel.

"Okay! Don't quarrel!" King Zhou ordered Bo Yikao, "You take them back to the cell, and tomorrow there will be officials to judge the case."

The bridge couldn't be repaired, so a large group of people packed up their things and went to Chaoge City, with King Zhou and Yang Jian walking in the front.Nezha was carrying a large bundle of hemp rope, and hesitantly caught up with King Zhou, "How do you know that I didn't kill the man?"

King Zhou saw that he was looking up with his head up, and his little chubby face was so cute, he couldn't help but snorted while pressing his head, "With your violent temper, do you need to be sneaky if you want to kill someone? If it's you, you Designate to stand in front of Yang Ren, yell and go. You are too naive to do something like pushing people behind your back."

After saying all this, King Zhou rubbed Nezha's white and tender face again. Nezha slapped King Zhou's hand with puffed cheeks. He snorted and turned to look for Boyi Kao.

King Zhou rubbed the back of his red hand, "Children are cutest when they are silent."

Yang Jian said: "Not necessarily, he won't speak when he wants to kill you."

King Zhou: "Don't talk about others, I think you are the most uncute right now!"

While speaking, he had already reached the south gate of Chaoge City. King Zhou was only focused on entering the city, not wanting to be pulled by Yang Jian's sleeves, and almost fell backwards.

"what happened?"

Yang Jian frowned and pointed to an old man standing at the base of the city wall, "That man...is Jiang Ziya!"

King Zhou almost exclaimed, he covered his mouth and asked in a low voice, "Is it really him?"

Yang Jian nodded, "You can't be wrong! It's him!"

King Zhou asked Bo Yikao to take the prisoners and soldiers back first, and he and Yang Jian walked to the root of the city wall.

It was noon now, and Jiang Ziya had a load of flour in front of him. Seeing his sad face, it was estimated that none of the flour in the load had been sold.

Yang Jian walked over and cupped his hands and shouted, "Uncle Jiang?"

Jiang Ziya raised his head blankly, "You are..."

Yang Jian said with a faint smile, "Master Uncle, my master is Master Yuding."

Jiang Ziya was stunned, "Oh! It turned out to be Yang Jian's nephew! I haven't seen you for a long time, and my nephew has grown up!"

At this time, someone came over and asked, "Do you sell this side?"

Jiang Ziya hurriedly said, "Sell, sell! How much do you want?"

The man thought carefully for a while, "Give me... a penny!"

Jiang Ziya: "One penny..." It sounded like a pastime, but no one bought it this morning, Jiang Ziya thought about it, and decided to sell it to him.

"Okay! Just wait a moment!" He grabbed the wooden bowl and scooped noodles for the man, and weighed them.He had never done business before, and he was not very skilled in weighing.King Zhou and Yang Jian waited for a while, and the sound of horseshoes was heard in the distance. King Zhou frowned and said, "This horse is running fast. I don't know if it is the battle report from the east or the south."

Yang Jian said: "Maybe it's a letter sent by Grand Master Wen. Count the days and he should be back."

The galloping horse was a war horse from the border, but after a while, the horse had already run to the gate of the city, and the horse's hoof was just hanging on the rope that tied Jiang Ziya's burden.

The soldier on the horse didn't notice this way at all, he just cared about entering the city quickly.The horse is stronger, and the flour load is lighter. Before Jiang Ziya could react, the flour load had been pulled down, and a basket of white dried noodles was scattered on the ground.

Jiang Ziya let out an ouch, and was just about to lift up the flour burden, but a strong wind blew up and rolled the flour everywhere on the ground.

The noodle buyer held his own noodle in his hand, took out a penny and handed it to Jiang Ziya, "This flour is dirty, you'd better stop doing this business."

Jiang Ziya held the copper coin and sighed, Yang Jian walked over to help him up, "Uncle Master, it's noon, I invite you to dinner, you must honor it."

Jiang Ziya nodded embarrassedly, "Let my nephew see the joke."

Yang Jian and King Zhou helped Jiang Ziya pack up the burden and ropes. The three went into the city, found a restaurant and sat down.

After ordering a table of food, Yang Jian poured Jiang Ziya a glass of vegetarian wine, "Master, when did you arrive at Chaoge? Why did you suddenly go down the mountain?"

Jiang Ziya sighed: "Naturally, I am wholeheartedly devoted to Taoism. However, the master said that I have no celestial fate, and can only enjoy the glory of the world. The master said that I should do my best to assist Mingjun when I come to the mortal world. In the future, I will be able to make a fortune. I don’t care." Knowing who Ming Jun is, so I came to Chaoge to try my luck."

King Zhou rubbed his nose, he really wanted to show that he was a wise king, but after thinking about it, he was too second-guessed, so he didn't have the nerve to say anything in the end.

Vegetables were served at the restaurant, and Yang Jian persuaded Jiang Ziya to eat, "Uncle Shi has been tired all morning, so eat something to fill his stomach. Uncle Shi, since you went down the mountain to assist Mingjun, why are you selling noodles at the gate of the city?"

Jiang Ziya sighed, "It's a long story! As soon as I went down the mountain, I went to a brother-in-law in Chaoge City. The brother-in-law treated me very well and married me a wife."

King Zhou was chewing rice, and when he heard Jiang Ziya's words, the rice grains almost sprayed out from his nostrils.Yang Jian's expression was also a little strange, "I haven't visited my aunt yet, Yang Jian will definitely visit her someday."

Jiang Ziya drank a little too much, his cheeks were flushed, he closed his eyes and waved his hands, "Nephew, you are going to be a guest at home, it stands to reason that uncle shouldn't stop you, but my daughter-in-law... Forget it, let's not talk about it." It’s not good to tell you juniors this! My wife, Ma Shi, said that there is no banquet in the world that lasts forever. We, husband and wife, live and eat at the brother-in-law’s house. It’s not a solution for a long time, so she asked me to go out and do some business. Anyway, it’s also a job. I thought about it and thought what she said was reasonable, so I came to Chaoge City to do some small business.”

Speaking of this, Jiang Ziya lay down on the table and cried: "But it's so difficult to do business! I sell nothing and no one buys it. Today, someone came to buy noodles with great difficulty. In the end, I sold it for a penny, and the rest is gone. ..." Jiang Ziya raised his head and grabbed Yang Jian's sleeve and shouted, "I want to go back to the mountain, I want to do it wholeheartedly! Master! Please let me go back!"

Jiang Ziya didn't drink much, so he tugged at Yang Jian's sleeve and fell asleep after crying twice.It took a lot of effort for Yang Jian to pull out his sleeves. He patted Jiang Ziya on the shoulder, "Master, where do you live? I'll send someone to take you back. Master! Wake up!"

King Zhou was lying on the table watching the fun, he squinted his eyes and smiled and said, "Little brother, although I am greedy for your beauty, I also want to do it with all my heart!"