[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Sacking is indeed the most beautiful sport in the world. If conditions permit, King Zhou even hopes to add sacking to the regular Olympic Games.For this reason, he can even hold the first sack cup Olympic Games in the Great Shang Dynasty.He doesn't know if this love of sacks has moved others, anyway, King Zhou has already been moved by himself.

After fighting for a while, King Zhou felt a little tired, so he stopped and made a gesture.Yang Jian changed into a black tights, and his height and appearance changed.He conjured up a fake Yang Jian and threw it on the ground to show that his nephew did not murder his uncle.

When everything was ready, King Zhou lifted the cloth scarf on the body of Daoist Taiyi.

Master Taiyi's eyes were blue, his hair and clothes were messed up, and his beard was stained with blood.Nezha was fine, he had been protected by Daoist Taiyi all the time, so he didn't suffer any injuries.

Nezha looked at King Zhou viciously, and he kept rushing forward, "Foolish King! How dare you bully my master! I'm going to kill you—"

Daoist Taiyi stopped him and held him in his arms.

King Zhou shook his head and laughed, "Nezha, you are no longer a three-year-old child. Can you be reasonable? Do you think you and your master are heavenly kings and fathers? If you can beat the third prince of the East China Sea, why can't I beat you?"

Nezha yelled unreasonably: "I don't care! I don't care! I'm going to kill you—"

King Zhou shook his head regretfully, "I'm stubborn!" He threw the cloth in his hand and covered Nezha.Like packing luggage, Yang Jian tied the four corners of the cloth into dead buttons and wrapped Nezha inside.

King Zhou sat down slowly and poured himself a glass of water.After drinking a glass of water, King Zhou said leisurely, "The real person should be able to talk about Nezha's education with me now, right?"

Master Taiyi tidied up his clothes, and said very coldly: "Your Majesty, you are busy with state affairs, and I didn't expect you to have time to discipline Nezha."

Of course, King Zhou could hear that Master Taiyi was mocking him for meddling in his own business, so King Zhou spread his hand nonchalantly, "No way, a capable man like the widow can always do two things with one mind. You should also know that the Queen Mother entrusted the widow with a heavy responsibility, but the widow has a bad problem. Before doing big things, you must keep a good mood, otherwise the widow can't help but want to build the star-catching tower, the wine pond and the meat forest, and the deer terrace Ah what!"

Master Taiyi held back his anger and stood below without saying a word.King Zhou sneered in his heart, Master Taiyi should know who he is, so cold and arrogant, it seems that the old man didn't think highly of him from the beginning.

King Zhou doesn't care whether others think highly of him or not. To be honest, few of these gods and monsters can think highly of him, but so what, he thinks highly of himself, and no one can step on him!

Seeing that it was already noon, King Zhou asked his servant to bring the lunch.The waiter cleared the table and set the dishes and chopsticks. While eating, King Zhou said, "I am very busy, so I just speak up if I have something to say. Nezha is very powerful, and he is very capable at a young age. But you have taught him a lot. Big question, do you think it's right to swagger around with two magic weapons at such a young age and kill people casually?"

Master Taiyi sneered, as if he was laughing at King Zhou, "Nezha was born to commit murder, how can you teach him well with just a few words."

King Zhou said: "How do you know if you haven't tried it? He was a spirit bead in his previous life. Didn't you arrange in advance when he was born? Don't pretend to be a ghost in front of the widow and say that he is destined. His life is arranged by you." of!"

Daoist Taiyi closed his eyes, expressing his disdain to argue with King Zhou.

The old man refused to eat oil and salt, and King Zhou was so angry that he couldn't eat the chicken legs anymore. He gestured to Yang Jian, and Yang Jian grabbed Nezha, who was packed into a bundle, and smashed it directly on the back of Daoist Taiyi.

Daoist Taiyi wanted to hide, but that Gejin was such a treasure, he couldn't hide it, he was knocked to the ground in no time.

King Zhou walked over and stepped on the back of Daoist Taiyi, and took a hard bite of the chicken leg that was still clutched in his hand, "Shenzhen, I really don't want to be so rough. But if you don't speak well, you are rude! "

He held up the chicken legs and circled Taiyi real person, "I know, what you want to do next is nothing more than asking your fellow apprentices to make a bad face and give Li Jing a magic weapon. If Nezha makes trouble, let Li Jing clean it up." he."

Daoist Taiyi's face changed, he really planned this way, King Zhou guessed everything right.

King Zhou squatted down, looked into Taiyi's eyes, and said sincerely: "You are not helping Nezha, you are harming him. You never reason with Nezha, and only when he gets into trouble do you start simply and rudely. Temper his temperament, and Nezha will only think that you and his father are teaming up to bully him, and he will not understand where he is wrong!"

King Zhou helped Daoist Taiyi to his feet, "Renren, you have lived for so long and your hair is graying. I really don't want to beat you. But you didn't protect your shortcomings properly. You didn't teach the child well. Wait until he grows up. You killed people everywhere, so you know you have to take care of it. Don't you think it's too late? And you are too selfish, right? Let your senior brothers do all the bad guys, and hand over the beating and scolding to Li Jing. At that time, Nezha and his parents became enemies, do you think this is appropriate?"

Putting aside his prejudice, Master Taiyi felt that what King Zhou said was reasonable, but he still refused to speak out of face.

King Zhou also felt tired after making trouble all morning.He made a gesture of invitation to Daoist Taiyi, "You go back first! Nezha will live in Chaoge for a while, as to whether he will change, Daoist please wait and see."

Master Taiyi glanced at King Zhou and left silently.After he left, Yang Jian picked up Nezha's bag and sent him back to the cell.

Bo Yikao still stayed in the cell. When he saw someone sending Nezha back, he couldn't help but stepped forward and asked, "Who are you? Where is the national teacher? Why are you here to send Nezha?"

Yang Jian changed his voice, and replied in a low voice: "The national teacher is still in the palace, and Nezha has been stimulated, so please give me some guidance." After speaking, he took back the cloth towel and left.

Nezha sat on the pile of straw, staring blankly at the ground.Boyi couldn't bear to look at it, "Nezha, what happened in the palace?"

Master was beaten by a mortal, how could Nezha tell Bo Yikao such a shameful thing, he gritted his teeth, said with red eyes, "It's none of your business anyway."

Bo Yikao wanted to comfort him, but suddenly there was a quarrel in the cell, and he was attracted to him.

"Let me go! Let me go! I am the king's confidant! I am the king's close minister! Your majesty will think of me one day, how dare you treat me like this! When I go out, I will definitely make you look good!"

The leading lord said lightly: "You Hun, don't dream! You are loyal and good, and His Majesty is extra merciful not to kill you. If you continue to resist, I don't have to wait for His Majesty's order, and I will deal with you!"

Both of You Hun's arms were held up by the soldiers. He struggled and cursed, "Yang Ren! Don't be complacent! You are just a high-ranking doctor who writes manuscripts, yet you dare to show off your power in front of me! I am a close minister of the emperor, Your Majesty will always think of me, and when the time comes, I will have His Majesty goug out your eyes and tie you to a copper pillar!"

Yang Ren ignored Youhun at all, he waved his hand to let the soldiers take Youhun away, instead of going out, he walked a few more steps, and arrived at the door of Nezha's cell.

Yang Ren saw Bo Yi Kao, so he bowed to him, "Young Master Bo Yi Kao."

Boyi took the test back and asked, "Master Yang, what are you doing?"

Yang Ren said: "Your Majesty just ordered that the criminals in prison should go out to build bridges and roads, so as to facilitate the people in the city."

Bo Yikao nodded with a smile, "This is really a good idea."

Yang Ren said: "Young Master Boyi Kao, please let me go, the prisoner Li Nezha also needs to go to work."

"What?" Bo Yikao was very surprised, "He is still a child, how can he do such hard work?"

Yang Ren explained blankly: "This is His Majesty's will, and no one can disobey it."

Bo Yikao: "I'm entering the palace right now, please take it back, Your Majesty!"

Nezha heard the conversation between Boyi Kao and Yang Ren, and he grabbed Boyi Kao's sleeve, "You don't have to go! Isn't the faint king just trying to torture me? I'll go to work, I want him to know, even if he doesn't No matter how much you torture me, I, Nezha, will never give in!"

Nezha followed the other prisoners and soldiers out of the cell, Bo Yikao thought for a while, "If that's the case, then I'll go too!"

Yang Ren stopped him, "Young Master Bo Yi Kao, you have a noble status, how can you do this kind of work?"

Bo Yikao said: "Nezha is my student now, he is still a child, how can I leave him alone?"

No matter how Yang Ren persuaded him, Bo Yikao still caught up with Nezha.Seeing that his heart warmed up, Nezha lowered his head and wanted to say thank you, but he didn't say anything in the end.

Nine-tailed Fox saw them go far away, and also ran after them.It complained in its heart to Bo Yi Kao, that little brat is stubborn and annoying, so whatever he does!

Yang Jian had just returned to the palace after sending Nezha off, when King Zhou brought him a bowl of fish soup.

"Here, let's drink some while it's hot! Although the widow is now rich in the world, but the transportation is inconvenient, it is difficult to drink fish soup!"

Yang Jian doesn't like fish soup very much, but it's King Zhou's wish, how could he refuse?

King Zhou watched Yang Jian drink the soup, and asked casually, "Isn't Daoist Taiyi your uncle? I found out that you were more excited than me when you said you were going to beat him!"

Yang Jian froze for a moment. Instead of answering King Zhou's words, he asked, "Where did that Ge scarf come from? It can actually cover my uncle and prevent him from running out!"

King Zhou took out the sachet from Empress Nuwa, "Here! I went to the back to burn incense and invited Empress Nuwa. The piece of cloth was given by Empress Nuwa. She also promised me to help cover up the secret, otherwise you would think that a piece of cloth Can the black cloth cover your face? Don't worry, don't say it's Taiyi Daoist, even Yuanshi Tianzun can figure it out himself, he can't figure out who you are!"

King Zhou protected himself, so Yang Jian was of course happy, but the three chances given by Empress Nuwa were one less...

Without Yang Jian talking, King Zhou knew what he was thinking. He comforted him, "Don't worry! I have Ziweixing body protection! Who can do anything to me? Besides, didn't the Queen Mother say it? Unless Pangu comes again Open up the world at once, otherwise my little mud plate will not be broken."

Yang Jian felt relieved a little, and he returned the cloth to King Zhou, "You have to take this with you, in case someone troubles you in the future, you can cover them inside, and they won't be able to escape."

King Zhou took the piece of cloth, "Don't change the subject! You haven't answered the question I just asked! Why did you beat your uncle?"

Yang Jian's ears turned red, and he whispered: "It's been a long time... At that time, I had just joined Master's sect, and Master Taiyi brought Tong'er from the cave to our Yuquan Mountain as a guest. Something happened with that Tong'er. It wasn't my fault that Uncle Taiyi protected us from the dispute, but he reprimanded me instead. So..."

King Zhou laughed and said, "So you've got your revenge! It's rare to see you so narrow-minded! My little Erlang!" King Zhou was going to rub Yang Jian's face as he said that.

Yang Jian stepped back, and put the fish soup bowl into King Zhou's hand, "You are King Zhou now, you can't touch my face!"

King Zhou: ...I hate it so much!

With a cold face, he covered Yang Jian with a cloth towel, pressed Yang Jian's head and rubbed it for a while.

"Hmph! Little boy! Now I have the magic weapon, you can rub your face!"