[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Become an education expert!

Yang Jian has been hiding in the dark, and he has a panoramic view of everything that happened in the cell.He didn't pay attention to the little interaction between Bo Yikao and Nine-Tailed Fox, and he never took his eyes off Nezha.

According to common sense, Nezha is already seven years old, Li Jing should ask him to enlighten him!Why doesn't Nezha even understand the principle of respecting teachers?

Yang Jian saw that the nine-tailed fox could protect Bo Yikao, so he went back to the palace to find King Zhou.

Just after the morning court, before it was time for lunch, King Zhou was crouching on the desk to approve the memorial, and Yang Jian floated in at this time.

Seeing his own Yang Piaopiao, King Zhou hurriedly kicked out all the palace people.

"It's broad daylight! Why did you float in here!" King Zhou complained with wide-eyed eyes.

Yang Jian sat beside him with a smile, "What are you afraid of! I am very cautious, every time I come here, only you can see me!"

King Zhou put down his pen and wiped his hands with a wet handkerchief, "Why are you back? Nezha and Boyikao get along well?"

Yang Jian shook his head, "Oh! It was fine at the beginning, but Bo Yi Kao didn't say a word right, so Nezha was about to push Boyi Kao, but fortunately the Nine-Tailed Fox blocked him, otherwise Boyi Kao would have to rest on the bed. "

King Zhou rested his chin and sighed, "Nezha...this annoying little fairy...I really don't know how to teach him!"

Yang Jian gave him advice, "I don't think Li Jing and his wife can control this son at all. Nezha seems to only listen to the words of the real Taiyi, or...we are like this!"

Yang Jian leaned into King Zhou's ear and said something like this.After hearing this, King Zhou's eyebrows knit together, "This is not good... I am the emperor now, he dare not do anything to me, but you will be miserable!"

Yang Jian said indifferently, "Am I afraid of him?"

King Zhou glared at him, "Do what you can!" He thought for a while and agreed to Yang Jian's idea, "Just do as you say! But you must cover your face when the time comes!"

Yang Jian was very puzzled, "Covering your face? It's useless! You can figure out who is plotting against him with just a pinch of your fingers!"

"You heard me right!"

A servant outside the door said: "Your Majesty, Li Jing, the commander-in-chief of Chentang Pass, and his wife, Yin, are asking to see you."

King Zhou shouted, "Let them in!"

Yang Jian asked, "What did you ask Li Jing and the others to come over?"

King Zhou smiled slyly, "Hey! We are so worried about his son, there is no reason why we should not let Li Jing know! I show my merits in front of my courtiers. With this relationship, I don't believe that Li Jing can help him in the future. Watch out for Ji Chang! If he dares to do this, I will drown all the spitting stars of the world!"

Yang Jian gave him a thumbs up and gradually disappeared.

Li Jing and Yin's family hurriedly entered the palace, and made a big salute to King Zhou.

"The guilty minister Li Jing!/The minister's wife Yin, see Your Majesty."

King Zhou said softly, "You've worked hard all the way, please sit down and rest for a while!"

Li Jing and Yin shi knelt down and sat down in fear.He and his wife live in Chentangguan, and the news is not very well informed.Although he saw His Majesty's sinful edict issued from above, who knows if His Majesty is just playing?If His Majesty gets angry and burns their husband and wife, they will have nothing to say.

What's more, if others don't know what kind of bear his son is, how can Li Jing and Yin's not know?If the national teacher hadn't happened to pass by, I'm afraid the dragon tendon of the third prince of Donghai Dragon would be pulled out by his son!If you offend the Dragon King of the East China Sea, if he floods Chentang Pass, Li Jing's family will be the culprits!No one would think they were wronged after being scolded by His Majesty!

King Zhou said: "The widow just made a decree yesterday to call you into the palace for a talk. I didn't expect you to arrive so soon."

Li Jing sat up straight, and quickly explained: "Reporting to Your Majesty, the national teacher's magic power is profound, and with him casting spells, His Majesty's will will come soon. The guilty minister once learned Taoism from Du'er Zhenren, and he took His Majesty's will with him. Jiannei came all the way here."

King Zhou smiled and said, "You don't have to be too nervous. You are not called here for state affairs, but for Nezha."

Li Jing was shocked, "Could it be that Nezha ran into His Majesty! The sinner deserves to die!"

Li Jing and Yin kowtowed in fright, King Zhou was a little speechless, how bad was Nezha when he was at home?Look at scaring his parents!

King Zhou asked his servants to help them up, "Don't be nervous, it's just to talk about family affairs. We are both fathers and mothers, and I just want to talk to you about how to teach your children."

Li Jing and Yin sat down tremblingly, but they dared not speak again.

Chatting means that the big guys are talking all over the place, and they have to talk to continue the chat.Li Jing and Yin were too nervous to speak, King Zhou just felt helpless, how could they talk today?Embarrassing chat?

King Zhou forced a smile, and talked about the two cheap sons who had never met.

"It's not easy to have children! The widow's two sons... oh..." King Zhou pretended to wipe the corners of his eyes, "When the children were still at home, the widow was busy with government affairs every day, and only occasionally took time to look at their homework. , find them the most considerate housekeeper, invite the best gentleman, and never have a good talk with them. Later... and later, the widow had no chance to talk to them. I don't know where they are. Are you hungry, are you freezing, are you being bullied..."

Li Jing felt relieved when he heard this, but he is a man, not as emotional as Yin's.Yin's family is a woman and a mother. When she saw King Zhou like this, she immediately felt sympathetic.

She frowned and said, "Your Majesty, the two princes will definitely return safely."

King Zhou smiled with red eyes, "Oh! I lost my temper! Just seeing Nezha, the widow remembered his children. They were also very naughty when they were Nezha's age. Later, the widow's queen spent a lot of money Only then did my mind come back."

Yin's heart became hot, she didn't care about anything else, and immediately asked about her child-rearing experience, "Your Majesty, how did the former empress discipline the prince?"

Where did King Zhou meet the former queen?He is not good at raising children either!Yang Jian gave him a love fat dog before, but he raised it to death.

King Zhou thought for a while, combined with a little theory he knew, and made up a random saying: "The most important point is! Children can't be used to it! When it's time to hit, hit it!"

Both Li Jing and Yin frowned, Li Jing smiled wryly, "Your Majesty, the criminal minister is telling the truth, sometimes Nezha is naughty, and the criminal minister wants to beat the child, but... but the criminal minister can't beat him!"

Yin Shi also nodded, "Yes! When Nezha was born, he worshiped a master and knew some magic spells." After thinking about it, she went back to make amends, "But Nezha is still very filial, and he listens to what the master says. .”

King Zhou's heart was filled with p, an obedient child who wants to kill a dragon!Is the child born with a bear, or is there a problem with the education of the two of you?

King Zhou said unceremoniously: "Since the child is obedient, why does he beat and kill him at every turn? Could it be that you taught him?"

Li Jing and Yin's bowed their heads and fell silent. They couldn't answer King Zhou's question.

"In the past two days, the widow also talked with Nezha. He was not afraid of anything, and he injured the pet of the widow when he came to the palace. The widow invited him a teacher to teach him etiquette and music theory, but he actually wanted Push Mr.! He is seven years old this year. It is normal for such an old child to be naughty, but push him to teach his husband, is it right to do this? Say it... Humph!"

Li Jing and Yin kowtowed repeatedly to apologize. They knew that King Zhou had saved face for them, so they didn't finish their words.If it gets out, it will only be said that Nezha deceived the master and killed the ancestors because of their husband and wife.

Li Jing complained: "Your Majesty, the guilty minister also wants to take good care of the children, but Nezha has worshiped Master Taiyi as his teacher, and he only listens to the master on weekdays, not to the guilty minister. If you say it lightly, he will not listen, and if you say it seriously , so he went to find his master! The criminal minister kept him at home and didn’t allow him to go out. He didn’t expect that he would sneak out that day and cause such a big disaster when he came back. Hey! The responsibility of the father, but... But I really can't control this child!"

Yin cried: "It's not the master's fault, it's all my fault! Nezha is my youngest son, and he has been pregnant in my belly for so long. Jin Zha and Mu Zha are not at home. I am partial to him. He wants it. It would be fine if I didn't allow him to go out that day..."

King Zhou saw the couple crying on the ground, and was so quarreled with pain, "Okay, okay! I can't blame you all for managing the children. Although the children are young, they all know that bullies are afraid of tough ones. One of them is very strong. Master, of course I listened to Master. But... Li Jing! The child is getting bigger and bigger, and he is always locked in the inner house, and he is not allowed to see the world. How can he be successful in the future? And Yin, spoiled children There is a limit. A child can understand words even when he is young. You teach him to understand the world correctly from an early age, and only when he grows up can he treat others with kindness, and others can repay him with kindness.”

Li Jing and Yin were thoughtful after hearing this, King Zhou said: "If you don't worry, the child will be placed with the widow, and the widow will discipline you for you."

What King Zhou said clearly and logically, Li Jing and the Yin family were naturally willing in every possible way.

"Seeing Nezha is like seeing the emperor's childhood. The widow's kind father's heart can be regarded as a place to rest. You stay in the post house first, rest for a few days, and when the time comes, the widow will call you again into the palace."

Li Jing and Yin retreated respectfully.

After selling a wave of benevolent father figures and pretending to be an education expert, King Zhou felt that his deception skills and acting skills had greatly improved, and his proficiency had increased a lot.

Yang Jian showed his figure, and he said with a smile: "Just now, while you were fooling me, I sent a letter to Master Taiyi, and it's probably just a stick of incense! He will definitely arrive."

"Why are you in such a hurry?" King Zhou hurriedly ran to the back, not allowing Yang Jian to come over.After a while, he ran back and handed Yang Jian a piece of black cloth.

"Quick! Hurry up!" He took out another large piece of brown Ge scarf and handed it to Yang Jian, "I will give an order later, you will cover him up, you know? That's right! You also called Nezha into the palace Come here! Come on, hurry up! Time is running out!"

Yang Jian left the door with his front foot, and real Taiyi arrived with his back foot.

King Zhou adjusted his clothes and sat on the head, "Who are you?"

Daoist Taiyi has a long beard, and his white hair is neatly tied on the top of his head. He holds a dust whisk in his right hand, and wears a Taoist suit of Taiji diagram. He looks like an old Taoist priest with a fairy air.

He said arrogantly: "Pindao is the real Taiyi in the Golden Light Cave of Qianyuan Mountain. Your Majesty arrested the apprentice of Pingdao, and specially asked my nephew Yang Jian to send a message? What does your majesty want?"

King Zhou said: "The Taoist priest is straightforward and straight to the point. Today, the Taoist priest is invited to talk about Nezha's education. He..."

Daoist Taiyi interrupted him unceremoniously, "Nezha is still a child. His Majesty wants him to do coolies, build bridges and roads, but this is not suitable. You must know that he is destined to be a pioneer before the war. , I committed three thousand murders when I was born. This is not something that can be managed with a few words. Your Majesty, your top priority is to enrich the country and strengthen the army, and be ready to fight Xiqi. It will not be a problem for the poor to discipline their apprentices. I'm bothered."

King Zhou let out a bad breath in his chest.

Hey!You're quite a brat, aren't you?I worked diligently to play the No. [-] hero in the Conferred Gods list, and you, a male supporting role, dare to show me face!

It happened that Yang Jian came back, and King Zhou waved with a cold face.Yang Jian secretly cast a spell, unfolded the Ge scarf and covered the real Taiyi.When King Zhou rushed over, he was punched and kicked!

While kicking, King Zhou cursed secretly in his heart, when Lao Tzu was born, you were still playing with mud in the Northeast!If I don’t teach you how to be a human being today, I’m not number one in the world!

Yang Jian just went to bring Nezha back, and Nezha was furious when he saw that Master was beaten violently by the faint king.

"Don't hit my master!"

How could Yang Jian ask Nezha to help Daoist Taiyi, he hypocritically held Nezha back! "Nezha, wait! This Hunjun is protected by Ziweixing! You can't beat him! Let me do it!"

Nezha's eyes were red with anxiety, "Brother Yang! Stop talking! Go help!"

Yang Jian transformed into a three-pronged two-edged knife, and swung it straight up!King Zhou knew that Yang Jian would not hurt him, so he didn't look there at all!

Yang Jian yelled and fell to the ground, clutching his chest and said in pain: "No way! I can't move this emperor!" After speaking, he tilted his head and fell to the ground.

Nezha saw that Yang Jian had fallen, so he could only go up by himself, but he had no magic weapon, and his whole body's mana was sealed, so he could only use his bare hands.

Seeing him approaching, King Zhou couldn't help but want to back away, but a purple light blocked Nezha, King Zhou was taken aback, thinking: So that's what Ziwei Xing's body protector is like!

He tore off the cloth from Master Taiyi, "Do you know where you went wrong?"

Daoist Taiyi's hair was disheveled and his whole body was in a mess, he scolded: "Foolish Lord!"

This time King Zhou covered him and Nezha together in the cloth, "It seems that the beating is still light!"

Yang Jian, who showed excellent acting skills, got up from the ground, and he started to fight after being covered in black cloth!

The activity of putting on a sack must be attended by the wife!