[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Bo Yikao was wearing a moon white silk robe today, a white jade crown on his head, a sachet and a jade pendant on his waist.Holding the corner of his robe in one hand, he walked quickly into the palace.Seeing him, the nine-tailed fox and the palace people couldn't bear to take their eyes off him.

"Chen Bo Yikao, see Your Majesty." The salute was elegant and smooth, with cool and resolute eyes, he was really a handsome man of Zhilan Yushu.

Seeing such a handsome man with a refreshing temperament early in the morning, King Zhou felt that his gloomy mood made by Nezha became clearer.

King Zhou smiled and said, "Free from courtesy. Sit down!"

Bo Yikao knelt and sat on the left side, and the Nine-Tailed Fox lay opposite him with ulterior motives.

King Zhou stretched out his hand to signal, "Bo Yi Kao, the one standing beside me is my teacher, Daoist Yang."

Bo Yikao stood up and cupped his hands, "National Teacher."

Yang Jian replied, "Young Master Bo Yi Kao."

King Zhou explained: "The national teacher brought back a child two days ago. He is not afraid of heaven and earth. He is very stubborn and can cause trouble. I called you into the palace today to trouble you to teach this child well."

Bo Yikao said with a smile: "Your Majesty is serious. It is the duty of ministers to share your worries for His Majesty. How can it be called trouble? It's just... how old is this child? What should I teach? I have never taught Having a child, I really don’t know where to start.”

King Zhou said: "The child is only seven years old. His surname is Li and his name is Nezha. But he is different from ordinary children. Although he is young, he fights very well! A few days ago, he almost killed the Dragon King of the East China Sea. The third prince was beaten to death, if it wasn't for the national teacher passing by, I'm afraid he would have made a big mistake."

The smile on the corner of Bo Yikao's mouth froze. A seven-year-old child who could kill the Dragon King Prince... If His Majesty didn't lie to me, then...then he wants me to die!

King Zhou didn't see Bo Yikao's stiff smile, and he continued to teach Boyi Kao what he should know about teaching bear children.

"The widow thinks that what needs to be taught most is etiquette. This kid is a bit rude. He looks like the boss of the sky, the second son of the earth, and the third son to everyone. Um...then teach him not to kill randomly. He It is not a good idea to think that killing one or two dragons is not a big deal."

The more King Zhou spoke, the paler Boyikao's face became.Seeing that his expression was not right, King Zhou couldn't help asking, "What's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

Bo Yikao forced a smile, "It's okay, it's just... I just didn't expect this kid to be so powerful."

King Zhou understood why his little face turned pale, he smiled and comforted him: "Don't worry, the national teacher has already taken away all of Nezha's magic weapons, and tied him up with a fairy rope. You don't need to be afraid of him."

He called Nine-Tailed Fox over and introduced it to Boyi Kao. "This is the fox demon, that is, Daji. When you teach Nezha, it will protect you."

Bo Yikao secretly took a look at King Zhou, a child who can beat, a vixen... I don't know what my father did, but His Majesty insisted on killing me.

"It's getting late, and the widow has to go to court. Daji, take good care of Boyikao. If anything happens to Boyikao, the widow will never forgive you!"

Nine-tailed Fox narrowed his eyes and said softly: "Yes, please rest assured, Your Majesty."

King Zhou's order had been issued, so Bo Yikao had no choice but to obey.The nine-tailed, scheming, fox put on the tiger skin clothes when Bo Yikao didn't come, and it ran to Bo Yikao's side, raising its paws to hug him.The vixen in a tiger skin dress is showing off his cuteness, Bo Yikao secretly rubs his fingers, the vixen... is... pretty cute too...

Just as he was about to hug the nine-tailed fox, King Zhou walked over and kicked the nine-tailed fox aside pretending not to care.

"By the way, Bo Yikao, don't be too polite to Nezha and this fox, and don't be soft-hearted when it comes to beating or scolding."

Bo Yikao resisted not to look at the Nine-Tailed Fox, and bowed respectfully to King Zhou, "Yes! Thank you, Your Majesty, for your guidance."

King Zhou nodded in satisfaction. He felt that he had found an excellent tutor for Nezha, so he went to court with confidence.The national teacher bowed his hands to Boyi Kaogong and left with King Zhou.

Bo Yikao looked at the cute fox, but finally couldn't hold back, and hugged the cute nine-tailed fox in his arms.King Zhou's personal servant told him that Nezha was locked in a cell outside the palace, and His Majesty had ordered him not to release Nezha.So if he wants to give lectures to Nezha, he can only be wronged and Bo Yikao goes to the cell to give lectures.

Bo Yikao waved his hands to show that he didn't care. He is now fully focused on the fox in his arms. Is this the vixen who will bring disaster to the country and the people?I can't see it at all, it's so cute!

King Zhou didn't know that his sister Su had successfully seduced a little fresh meat. Now he has no time to fall in love, let alone gossip. All his time is dedicated to Zao Chao and Pi Zhe Zi.It has been more than three months since I came here. King Zhou has already figured out the situation in the court, and he can handle the affairs of the court with ease.

There is no big deal today, before noon, the government affairs will be dealt with.Just as King Zhou was about to retire, he suddenly remembered something that had been put on hold for a long time.

"My dear friends, are Fei Zhongyouhun still in prison?"

Bigan stepped forward and replied: "Reporting to Your Majesty, without His Majesty's order, the two of them are indeed still in prison."

King Zhou thought for a while and said, "Let them go!"

Senior officer Yang Ren stood up and said: "Your Majesty, Fei Zhongyou is really a courtier for accepting bribes and bewitching the king. Don't let them out!"

King Zhou was angry, why do these people seem to be waiting for me to make mistakes?Don't even listen to me...

King Zhou said unhappily: "If you let them go, you are going to do coolies! Are they allowed to stay in the cell all the time without working?"

Yang Ren blushed, and quickly apologized, "I'm being rude, I don't know what kind of work Your Majesty wants them to do?"

"To build bridges or build roads, you must do something that benefits the people. I will leave this matter to you, Doctor Yang Ren."

Yang Ren immediately knelt down to accept the order, "This humble minister will definitely live up to His Majesty's entrustment!"

Then King Zhou said: "It's still too few to send Fei Zhongyouhun. Aren't there other prisoners in the prison? No matter what mistakes they make, they have to go to work. Even six or seven-year-old Children cannot be excluded."

Yang Ren nodded in agreement, and Yang Jian concealed himself, pressed the back of the chair, and whispered in King Zhou's ear: "The more you learn, the worse you get! I'm still thinking about it! Why did you suddenly think of Fei Zhongyou? The pit is not only to bury the two of them, but also to bury Nezha!"

Yang Jian whispered like a subwoofer was turned on, and the hot air he exhaled made King Zhou's ears numb and his whole ear turned red.The courtiers and servants were all around, and King Zhou didn't dare to hide, so he could only reach out and touch his ears pretending not to care.

He sent a voice transmission to Yang Jian, "Stay away from me, it will affect my work! What? I let your good brother Nezha work, do you feel distressed?"

Yang Jian smiled, "What do I love about him? I love you more. You took the trouble to help me!"

King Zhou rubbed his red ears, "It's really... We've known each other for so long, what are you talking about? I'm leaving soon, go and see Bo Yi Kao! Don't let your good brother bully others !"

Yang Jian poked King Zhou's earlobe, "I'll go first, and I'll be back soon."

Chaoge City is very big, but there is only this cell at present, which is far from being as clear as later generations.

Yang Jian entered the cell and saw Fei Zhongyouhun who was thin and out of shape, and Nezha who was still white and tender.

Bo Yikao was leaning on a fox by his calf, and he was kneeling on a mat with a qin made of sycamore wood on his lap.

"Nezha, I, Bo Yi Kao, from today onwards, I will be your teacher, teaching you etiquette and temperament."

Yang Jian, who was hiding in the dark, shook his head and laughed. It was all over in the morning, and Bo Yi Kao had just started giving lectures, so he went back to pick up the piano.This Bo Yi Kao is also a wonderful person, he is just teaching a child, yet he is so serious.

Bo Yikao explained to Nezha the internal and external five shapes of the qin, and also talked about the six taboos and seven non-playing.

Nezha has only loved martial arts since he was born, and he doesn't like those literary things.Bo Yi came and started talking non-stop, which made people very bored.Nezha pouted and covered his ears.

"Don't listen! Don't listen! I don't listen!"

Bo Yikao had no choice but to stop.Since you don't want to hear this, let's chat and talk about it!

Boyi asked, "Nezha, you are still so young, what did you do wrong to be imprisoned here by the king?"

Nezha pointed at the Nine-Tailed Fox and said dissatisfiedly: "It's not because of it! It called me a wild child, I just wanted to beat it up, Brother Yang and the stupid lord said I was wrong, and the stupid lord locked me up." Get up, Brother Yang won't help me either!"

After all, he was still young, and Nezha felt wronged as he talked.If it wasn't because he wasn't familiar with Boyi Kao, he might be crying now.

Bo Yikao said to Nine-Tailed Fox: "This is your fault! I, like him, live in Chaoge far away from my parents and relatives, and my heart is already in a bad mood. Don't you stab a knife in our hearts by saying that?"

The Nine-Tailed Fox raised its front paws and bowed to Nezha and Bo Yi, expressing its apology.

Bo Yikao pinched its ears, "It's a good boy who knows his mistakes and apologizes!"

The scheming Nine-Tailed Fox lay on Bo Yikao's lap again, and Nezha saw that Bo Yikao helped him speak, and his face became much better. "It seems that Lord Hun hasn't lost his mind yet, and knows how to find a good teacher for me."

Hearing the word Hunjun, Bo Yikao's eyebrows trembled. Why does this kid dare to say anything?He persuaded: "Nezha, you can't say that your majesty is a foolish king in the future, especially you can't say it in front of your majesty! You must know that misfortune comes from your mouth!"

Nezha said nonchalantly, "He's a fool, why don't you let me say it? I've already called him a fool in front of him, it's too late for you to tell me now!"

Bo Yikao took a breath, "You almost wounded His Majesty's fox, and you called him a fool in front of him, how could Your Majesty spare you? Besides, when you are in His Majesty's palace, you are going to be a guest." , you do this, it seems that you are very rude, you know?"

Nezha yelled: "I thought you were a good person! I didn't expect you to be that stupid king's dog leg! You go! I hate you!"

Nezha stretched out his hand to push Bo Yikao, Jiuweihu knew that Nezha was strong, so he pushed Bo Yikao, fearing that Bo Yikao would be injured.The nine-tailed fox was worried about Bo Yikao, so it didn't think too much about it, so it turned into a human and stood in front of Bo Yikao.

Nezha slapped the Nine-Tailed Fox and screamed, and Bo Yikao asked nervously, "Are you okay? How are you?"

The nine-tailed fox did not turn into Daji, but changed back to its original form in human form.

Her original appearance is slightly better than Daji, she leans gently in Boyikuo's arms, like a butterfly resting occasionally, as if she can be blown away with one breath.She pretended to be strong and said, "As long as you're fine."

Bo Yikao hugged her, looked at her bald scalp and comforted her softly: "Don't talk, I'll take you to the hospital. When you're being treated, treat... your hair too."

The nine-tailed fox could no longer pretend to be weak, she screamed and stood up from Bo Yikao's arms.Bo Yikao pulled off her hand covering her scalp, and tied a light blue silk handkerchief on her head.

"Okay! It's still very beautiful!"

Nine-Tailed Fox touched Sipa and blushed slightly.