[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Seeing Nezha's bear-like appearance, the fire in King Zhou's heart suddenly rushed to the top of his head.

Now that he is a great king, he is under restraint everywhere, and he can't act and speak as he wants at all!Well!You brat came to my house today, how dare you show me face!

After all, it is someone else's child, King Zhou is not good at spreading fire on him.He took a few deep breaths to suppress the fire, and beckoned the servant to come over, "Go! Bring the widow's fox."

The servant agreed, and immediately ran to find Nine-Tailed Fox.

At first, the servants and maids were afraid of the fox.This is Empress Daji!It's a millennium fox demon!If the national teacher hadn't come, I'm afraid Daji would have become a queen!

But gradually the palace people are not afraid of it, the nine-tailed fox is born to be good at deceiving people, even if it doesn't intentionally please, the palace people will like it.Even though it was dyed feces yellow by King Zhou that day, the palace people did not dislike it.

Not long after, the fox was hugged by a beautiful maid.

Yang Jian sent a voice transmission to King Zhou, "The nine-tailed fox is doing well! Is the tiger skin dress on it made by a court lady?"

King Zhou replied: "It's not a maid, I did it. Of course, I was afraid of affecting my majesty as a king, so I put a confusing spell on the clothes. People in the palace will only think the fox is cute, and will not think that the clothes are from Where did it come from?"

Yang Jian glanced at King Zhou, and turned his eyes around the Nine-Tailed Fox a few times, but he didn't say anything in the end.

King Zhou untied the fairy rope tied to the nine-tailed fox's front legs, and sent a voice transmission to the nine-tailed fox: "I'm afraid you will be wronged in the past few days, so help me take care of this child. You watch him not to cause trouble, but try not to get along with him." If he gets in touch, it’s good if he can keep an eye on him secretly. This kid is amazing. If you mess with him, you’ll probably suffer. Don’t worry, I won’t let you help for nothing. I’ll let you go when you’re done. Go back to Xuanyuan Tomb."

Nine-Tailed Fox nodded and agreed.

King Zhou put the nine-tailed fox on the ground, and he said to Nezha: "Nezha, you stay in the palace first. If you need anything, just tell the maids. Anyone who can satisfy you will agree to you. This fox It will stay to protect you, don't bully it."

Nezha flattened his mouth, "I don't want this vixen to protect me, I can protect myself!"

King Zhou said: "Since you are a guest in the widow's palace, everything must be arranged by the master."

Nezha nodded, "Alright then! Get me a place to sleep, I'm sleepy!"

King Zhou waved his hand, the servant saluted, and left with Nezha and Nine-Tailed Fox.

After Nezha left, King Zhou drove out the servants and maids, and he wanted to discuss state affairs with the national teacher alone.

Yang Jian poured himself a glass of water, "Why did you send Nine-Tailed Fox to follow Nezha?"

King Zhou explained: "I am afraid that Nezha will cause trouble. Everyone in this palace is mortal. Except for the nine-tailed fox, who can withstand Nezha? I am not afraid that the nine-tailed fox will run away. The fox is a bit paranoid, I said Nezha is not easy to mess with, it will definitely stay to see how bad Nezha is."

Yang Jian thought of the little leather coat on Nine-Tailed Fox, and couldn't help but said sourly: "It's been so many years, and you haven't sewed me a single dress."

King Zhou was stunned for a moment, "You also want a tiger fur hat?"

"I don't want it!" Yang Jian raised his forehead: "...Let's talk about business first!"

King Zhou asked, "What's the situation over there in Beihai? When will the Grand Master come back?"

"When I first arrived in Beihai, Grand Master Wen had already planned to return to the imperial court. I helped with some chores there. Seeing that the March period was approaching, I left first. Grand Master Wen led the army Going slowly, it is estimated that it will take at least another two months before I can come back."

King Zhou nodded, "It doesn't matter if it's two months or three months! As long as I hear that the grand master can come back, the pressure on my side will be less." After talking about the business, it's natural to talk about something nonsense, King Zhou asked, "Where is it?" What's the matter with Zha? What did you bring him for? How busy are we now! How can we have time to take care of Li Jing's children?"

Mentioning Nezha, Yang Jian also felt dizzy, "It's a long story... I met Nezha during the Conferred Gods War, and he was one of my few friends. After the Conferred Gods War, he followed Li Jing I went to Tianting, and occasionally he would come to Guanjiangkou to find me for a drink, and when it comes to the days of Tianting, there are always more times when I am troubled, and less when I am happy."

King Zhou was puzzled, "He is the third prince, what could be wrong?"

Yang Jian said: "The main reason is that he has conflicts with his father. Li Jing seems to be doing well now, but after living in heaven for a long time, his temper has changed. You know that Nezha killed the third prince of the East China Sea, right?"

King Zhou nodded, "I know."

"At that time, Nezha's golden body was shattered by Li Jing. Nezha was so angry that he wanted to kill his father, but was finally stopped by Daoist Taiyi and Taoist Randeng. Since then, father and son have been loving and filial on the surface. , but only Nezha knows what's inside. On the one hand, Li Jing relies on his son, and on the other hand, he keeps the pagoda close to him. He is too angry, if he can do it all over again, he will definitely not provoke that third prince Long."

"So you stopped by Chentang Pass when you came back?" King Zhou asked.

"Yes. I didn't expect that it happened that Nezha was going to pull the dragon's tendon of the third prince. I stopped him and apologized to the third prince and the Dragon King of the East China Sea on his behalf. For my master's sake, I was allowed to take Nezha away." At this point, Yang Jian recalled Nezha's bearish appearance at that time, and couldn't help but sigh.

After hearing this, King Zhou felt proud and had a headache.What he is proud of is that his man is really righteous, and he has not forgotten his good friend even after time travel. The headache is that Nezha's ability to cause trouble is almost breaking through the sky. up.

"You brought Nezha back, what did Li Jing say?"

Yang Jian said: "I took out the seal of the national teacher, and Li Jing asked me to take Nezha away without saying a word."

King Zhou rested his chin and sighed, "Since the child is here, we must take responsibility! Tomorrow I will choose a good teacher for Nezha and teach him well. We are not Nezha's parents, so we must be more careful when disciplining him." You don't have to worry about me these few days, just watch over Nezha, don't let him get into trouble, and don't let him be wronged."

Yang Jian smiled, "You think too much, it's good if he doesn't suffer wronged by others!"

King Zhou: "...That's true."

I haven't seen each other for three months, and the two talked too much, as if they couldn't finish. King Zhou said that he let Xibohou go back, but left behind his eldest son Bo Yikao.Yang Jian agreed very much after hearing this, "Xiqi and Chaoge will always fight, and Boyi Kao is in our hands, so it can be regarded as a weight that is not too light or too heavy."

After listening to Yang Jian's words, King Zhou sat there in a daze.

The sun was about to set, and the light in the house became dim.Seeing that King Zhou was thinking about something, Yang Jian lit up all the lights in the palace and sat quietly by the side without disturbing him.

After a while, King Zhou woke up and said suddenly: "I think there is a person who is very suitable to be Nezha's teacher!"

In the early morning of the next day, King Zhou had just sat on his chair when a bald fox ran in from outside the palace.

King Zhou stretched out his hand and hugged the nine-tailed fox on the table. The nine-tailed fox set up a barrier to keep the courtiers out. Then he said, "Your Majesty! Help!"

"What happened?"

The nine-tailed fox cried and said, "Nezha is going to kill me! If Daoist Yang didn't stop me, I'm afraid I'd be a dead fox! Hey, hey——"

King Zhou sneered, "Pretend! Keep pretending! If you don't provoke Nezha, will he beat you?"

Nine-tailed fox said guiltily: "I... I was just joking, saying that his parents don't want him anymore."

King Zhou poked at its bald forehead, "Don't listen! Sooner or later, you will kill yourself!"

King Zhou asked the Nine-Tailed Fox to open the barrier, and he told all the ministers, "I have an important matter that I have not yet dealt with, all the nobles will wait a little longer, and I will go back when I go."

Before he had time to care about the thoughts of all civil and military officials, King Zhou hurriedly left the Shouxian Palace, and the nine-tailed fox jumped off the table and ran after him.

After leaving the gate of the main hall, King Zhou ordered his servants to invite someone outside the palace, and the servants left the palace immediately after hearing the order.

When he arrived at Nezha's residence, King Zhou heard Nezha and Yang Jian arguing before he entered the door.

Yang Jian shouted: "I know that vixen is not a good thing, so you shouldn't kill it either!"

Nezha's indifferent voice came from the hall, "Didn't it run away? It's not really dead!"

"If I hadn't stopped you! The Nine-Tailed Fox would have been crushed by you!"

"It's just a vixen, brother Yang, why are you chattering?"

Yang Jian was anxious, "You!"

It was the first time that King Zhou saw Yang Jian lose his composure like this.In the past, if he was angry, he would just stare at others coldly, letting others correct him involuntarily.Today it can be seen that Nezha got angry. King Zhou entered the palace and saw that the veins on Yang Jian's neck were bulging.

King Zhou stood in front of Nezha, and asked in a flat tone, "It was you who injured my beloved pet?"

Nezha is short in stature, but not short in aura.He looked up at King Zhou and said, "Your vixen called me an unwanted wild child, and I just taught him a lesson!"

King Zhou looked back at the Nine-Tailed Fox. It rolled its eyes and lay weakly on the ground whimpering.

"It is indeed wrong to curse people, but without the consent of the owner, why do you decide its life and death?"

Nezha said angrily, "Is it useful for me to find you? You will definitely protect your fox! Why don't I do it myself!"

King Zhou smiled faintly, "Indeed, I will indeed protect my fox." He nodded at Yang Jian, "You Lao Guoshi confiscated his weapon, tied him with a fairy rope, and threw him into the cell." go!"

Nezha is still young and is no match for Yang Jian.Yang Jian made a move, but took Qiankunquan and Huntian Ling away in two or three strokes. He also tied Nezha into a rice dumpling with a fairy rope.Nezha blushed with anger. He stared at King Zhou and said, "You stupid king! I am a direct disciple of Daoist Taiyi. If you dare to lock me up, my master will never let you go!"

"The widow is the emperor of the world. Is there any king in the world? You are a subject of the widow, so you must obey the orders of the widow. Nezha, the widow knows your origin. You are the reincarnation of the Lingzhu, and you have the real Taiyi as your backer. But Don't think that you can do whatever you want if you have a big backer, the widow is the emperor of the world, your parents are the widow's people, and you are not afraid of death, it doesn't mean that your parents, brothers and clan members are also not afraid of death."

Nezha struggled and cursed loudly: "Foolish king! Despicable!"

King Zhou tilted his head and smiled, "Did you know that there is a punishment in the palace called cannon fire, which is to press people on a hollow copper pillar with charcoal fire inside. The burning copper pillar will burn people's flesh and blood. They were all scorched, and the tortured people could still smell their own burnt stench before they died."

King Zhou knelt down and looked into Nezha's eyes, "Your mother has been pregnant with you for three years and six months, and you were just a meat ball when you were born. Your parents thought you were a monster, but because of your love, they didn't Abandon you. Think about your parents before doing things, and don’t kill them for your own selfishness. Of course, it’s useless even if you cut the flesh back to the mother or eviscerate the bones to return the father. The relationship between you and your parents The ties to you cannot be cut off with a single body."

King Zhou stood up and waved his hands, "Okay, throw this child into prison, and the widow will go to court!"

The guards took Nezha away, and Yang Jian asked worriedly: "After all, he is a child, can you scare him like this?"

King Zhou waved his hand, "Nezha is not an ordinary child, you can't frighten him by beating him twice!"

The servant came over and said, "Your Majesty, Mr. Bo Yi Kao is here, and he is already waiting outside the door."

Nine-tailed fox asked: "What did you ask Bo Yi to come here for the exam?"

King Zhou said nonsense, "I will create an opportunity for you to fall in love with him."