[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Hearing the voice of the nine-tailed fox, King Zhou pulled it up from the ground expressionlessly.King Zhou sewed a tiger skin hoodie for it last night, and Nine-Tailed Fox wore it today.

A small animal with a silver-white tail, but with tiger skin patterns on its body.Master Wu took a closer look and found that it was wearing tiger skin clothes and a tiger skin hat on its head. There were two holes in the hat, and two snow-white ears came out of the holes. It was very cute.

The nine-tailed fox changes its color every day, and today it was wearing tiger skin clothes. Master Wu recognized it after looking at it for a long time. He exclaimed in surprise, "This... isn't this the thousand-year-old fox demon?"

"Yes!"

Master Wu persuaded: "Your Majesty, why do you still bring it with you, just in case..."

King Zhou smiled, "Don't worry! I won't be fooled by it anymore." He lifted off the tiger fur cap of the nine-tailed fox, and squeezed it again on its bald head. Angry dare not speak.

King Zhou showed it to Master Wu, "Look, isn't it very obedient now?"

Master Wu: "..." Your Majesty is quite childlike...

King Zhou casually threw the nine-tailed fox aside and patted the fur off his hands, "It is also a helpless move to keep Boyikao. Xibohou has 99 sons, and giving up one Boyikao is nothing to him. Widows I am worried that he will rebel when he returns to Xiqi regardless of the relationship between father and son."

Master Wu comforted him and said: "Your Majesty, don't worry too much. Bo Yikao is the eldest son of Xibohou, and Xibohou has always regarded him as his heir. He spent a lot of effort on Boyikao, how could he easily abandon this heir? ? Even if he is willing to treat Bo Yi Kao as an abandoned son, if he wants to train another heir, it will take time!"

King Zhou nodded, "Yes, what we need most now is time. As long as he doesn't return to Xiqi and rebel, I don't have to worry about it. If you want to keep Bo Yi Kao, you need to find a good excuse. Wu Aiqing, do you have any questions?" What advice?"

Wu Yun thought for a while, "Your Majesty, I heard that Bo Yi Kao is proficient in temperament, especially at playing the piano, why don't you keep him as a luthier?"

"No! He is Xiqi's eldest son. Is it plausible to keep him in Chaoge as a luthier? Not to mention Xibohou, even the ministers of the court will not agree!"

Wu Yun also knew that he had made a slip of the tongue, so he quickly stood up and apologized, "Your Majesty is wise, I am not thinking thoroughly enough."

King Zhou reached out and knocked on the table, "Go back first! I will think about this matter later."

Wu Yun left, and King Zhou looked at the empty hall and said indifferently: "Daji, don't think that if Yang Jian leaves, no one here can control you." Facing the frost that has not melted for a thousand years, "Don't challenge my patience. There are many people who want to read the memorial for me. You are nothing special. If you disappear one day, the empress Nuwa will not blame me. "

King Zhou left alone, and the nine-tailed fox was lying on the ground, with a red gleam in his eyes.

It seems that I still underestimated this fake King Zhou...

King Zhou returned to his bedroom and walked up and down the hall.In fact, according to his intention, he wanted to get all 99 of Ji Chang's sons to Chaoge, to see if he dared to act rashly!Isn't it just adding 99 pairs of bowls and chopsticks?We are kings now, the richest and most powerful men in the whole world!Don't you still want to part with such a little food?

But being a great king can't do whatever he wants, he has to come up with a reasonable excuse to keep Bo Yi Kao.Otherwise, Bigan, Huang Feihu and others would not agree without Ji Chang speaking.

King Zhou shut himself up in his bedroom and thought for a long time. Seeing that it was getting dark, he called his personal servant, "Come here! Xuan Cheng Bigan enters the palace!"

Bigan came soon, King Zhou had sent someone to prepare dinner, he let Bigan take a seat, and the two chatted while eating.

King Zhou sat at the top, and Bigan sat at the bottom. Although the two sat separately, the dishes on the table were the same.

"Uncle Wang, this broiled venison tastes good and has an excellent flavor. You can try it."

Bigan sat up straight, nodded to King Zhou, "Thank you, Your Majesty." He took a piece of venison and ate it, praising the tenderness and deliciousness of the venison repeatedly.

King Zhou seemed very happy, and asked him to taste other dishes, which were better than dry ones.

Before Bigan entered the palace, he had already guessed that his Majesty's sudden visit to him must not be as simple as having a meal.But the meal was almost finished, and His Majesty hadn't spoken yet, which made Bigan a little confused.

After the meal, King Zhou asked the court lady to pour Bigan a glass of peach juice.Bigan took a sip, the peach juice was sweet and cold, and there were traces of pulp between his teeth, very sweet and refreshing.

King Zhou said: "Uncle Wang, the widow intends to let Boyi Kao stay in Chaoge, what does Uncle Wang think?"

Bigan put down his cup and frowned, "Your Majesty, are you planning to let Bo Yikao stay as a hostage? I can understand your concerns, but you locked Xibohou for no reason before, and now you just let him out. Detaining Boyi Kao as a proton, this...is it a little unreasonable?"

King Zhou smiled, "So I thought of a way and wanted to discuss it with Uncle Wang."

"Your Majesty, please speak."

King Zhou said: "I heard that Boyi Kao is proficient in temperament, let him become a doctor at Youxue, and teach students to learn temperament!"

Bigan disagreed, "Your Majesty, the students of Youxue are all noblemen's children, and they will become officials in ten out of ten in the future. Bo Yi has obtained a doctorate degree in Youxue, so he will definitely have close contacts with the students. In the long run, This is not a good thing!"

"Now he is a doctor of You Xue. When Xi Bohou leaves, he will be a doctor of Zuo Xue. Can the prime minister understand?"

It dawned on Bi Gan that if Bo Yi Kao could teach in Youxue, Ji Chang would definitely be willing to let his son stay in Chaoge.For princes like them, there are not many opportunities to get acquainted with the nobles of Chaoge. Even if Ji Chang knew that King Zhou's will was deceitful, he was willing to give it a try.

The right school is a university, and the left school is an elementary school. The students studying in the left school are all children. It is useless for Boyi Kao to make friends with them. When they grow up, they probably have forgotten the teacher who taught piano art.

Now that Bigan understood King Zhou's intentions, he couldn't help laughing, "Your Majesty is holy, when you make your order tomorrow, Marquis Xibo will definitely appreciate your majesty's kindness."

King Zhou smiled, "I hope so."

After talking about the matter, Bigan went back. King Zhou returned to his bedroom, stood at the entrance of the main hall, and looked at the stars in the sky in a trance.

I don't know if Xiao Erlang's side is going well, and I don't know if the legendary master Wen, who dares to kill even the king, has killed him...

The night was long and the sleepless King Zhou was worried about his little lover, but what he didn't know was that when his little lover came back, he brought him a huge trouble.

In the early morning of the next day, King Zhou made a decree to grant Boyi a doctorate degree in Youxue and teach students temperament.Bigan took the lead in congratulating Xibohou and Bo Yikao, and the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty followed suit.

Xibohou's old face turned into a chrysanthemum with a smile, he pulled his son and immediately gave thanks.

There was a harmonious atmosphere in the court, but King Zhou felt displeased when he saw it.If he hadn't greeted Bigan yesterday, there would definitely not be such harmony in the classroom today.Bigan still has too much power. If everything can be done in the future by saying hello to him, how much effort will it take?

After the morning court, Marquis Xibo left his son behind, intending to tell him a few words, "You came at a wrong time! Your Majesty has already promised to let me go back, so there is no need for you to come here."

Bo Yikao said: "Father, you are suffering in Chaoge, how can your child be at ease in Xiqi?"

Xibohou sighed, "You are a good boy, you left for your father, but you want to stay as a proton, what should I do?"

Bo Yikao was very optimistic, "Father, don't worry, our Xiqi has always been loyal to His Majesty, and I think His Majesty will not embarrass me. My son also wants to stay in Chaoge City to make some contacts. Father just go back with peace of mind. When the time comes, The child can go home."

Xibohou nodded, "This is the end of the matter, it's useless to talk too much! You stay in Chaoge alone, and you must be careful in everything. Before coming to Chaoge, I made a divination for my father. I have stayed in Chaoge for seven years, but for some reason, His Majesty is going to let me go back before the time comes. In the past few days, I have made a few more divinations, but unfortunately... I can't figure out anything for my father. I can't tell your good or bad luck."

Bo Yikao smiled, "Father, fate is determined by God. If the child's life can bring back the father's safety, what's the point of being smashed to pieces?"

Xibohou looked at Bo Yikao with red eye circles.This is his first son!In order to cultivate him into an excellent heir, he did not know how much painstaking effort he spent.And now, in order to return to Xiqi, he actually wants to keep this most valued son here as a proton.

Xibohou waved his hands again and again, "No! No! I can't keep you, I'm going to ask the king to let you go back. I'm old, even if I die in Chaoge, it doesn't matter!"

Boyi koala lives in Xibohou, "Father! Xiqi can live without me, but he can't live without you! After my father returns, he will train Ji Fa well. He is more decisive and responsible than me."

Xibohou was sad like a child, he held Bo Yikao's hand tightly, "Don't worry, my father will definitely take you home!"

Two days later, Xibohou packed up his things and left Chaoge quickly, as if he was afraid that King Zhou would leave him behind.Bo Yikao sent him outside the city, and a few days later he went to teach at Youxue.

I don't know if King Zhou's threat played a role, but Daji has become a lot more honest recently, and she doesn't need to be urged by others, and helps to approve memorials every day.

Everything is going in a good direction, except Yang Jian.The three-month time limit has expired, but Yang Jian has not returned yet.

After the early court, King Zhou took out a cinnabar pen to write and draw on the silk.Nine-tailed fox ran over and asked, "Your Majesty, what are you doing?"

King Zhou glanced at it, "Don't ask if you shouldn't."

The Nine-Tailed Fox was still wearing the tiger-skin hoodie. It shook its ears and lay at King Zhou's feet and said courteously, "Your Majesty, if Daoist Yang hasn't come back, something may have happened! I am willing to share your worries and go to Beihai to meet you." Daoist Yang."

King Zhou picked up a piece of silk and patted Nine-Tailed Fox on the back, "How does it feel?"

Nine-tailed fox said honestly: "I can't move anymore..."

King Zhou: "My lord is not a powerless scholar, just be my lord's pet honestly, otherwise you will be bald!"

The nine-tailed fox went to critique the memorial, while King Zhou lay down on the table and continued to draw the magic amulet.

From Chaoge to Beihai, I don't know how far it is. In addition to bringing more magic amulets, you should also prepare a few more pairs of shoes.King Zhou scratched his hair in distress. He has practiced for several lifetimes, why hasn't he made any progress?Apart from relying on the power of talismans, he couldn't even learn how to escape from the earth!Are you okay now?Even if you want to go to Beihai to find Erlangshen!

"Report to Your Majesty, the national teacher asks to see you!"

King Zhou immediately threw down the cinnabar pen, and the tip of the pen smeared all the drawn amulets.He hurried to the door and opened the door, "What did you say? The national teacher asked to see me?"

The servant outside the door was startled, His Majesty's eyes were bright, as if he was very excited.

"Yes, Your Majesty, the national teacher is already waiting at Shouxian Palace."

King Zhou said happily: "Okay, I'm going to Shouxian Palace now!"

Before waiting for his servants to prepare his chariot, King Zhou quickly walked towards Shouxian Palace.After entering the palace, worried about the presence of his servants, King Zhou just asked, "After three months of agreement, why did the national teacher come back now?"

Yang Jian clasped his hands and saluted, "My Majesty, I met an acquaintance on the road, so I was delayed for some time."

"Acquaintance? Who is it?"

Yang Jian pointed to a child next to him, "Nezha, the son of Chen Tangguan Li Jing."

King Zhou was patronizing to see his lover just now. As soon as Yang Jian said, he noticed that there was a white and tender child standing beside Yang Jian.

Nezha looked King Zhou up and down, and after a while, he turned his head and said, "It's a shame to be king! You're so weak!"

King Zhou looked up at Yang Jian, such an annoying brat, please send it back wherever you brought it back from!Otherwise, don't come back!