[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Throwing King Zhou in Chaoge and letting him deal with the ministers who have different thoughts in the court alone, Yang Jian feels uneasy no matter what he thinks.

In addition, there is a nine-tailed fox in the palace who likes to act like a demon, and Yang Jian thinks that it is good if it does not do bad things, and it cannot be expected to help King Zhou handle government affairs at all.

Yang Jian sees clearly the situation between North Korea and China.Bigan is the prime minister now, he will not oppose business, but he wants to fight for power with King Zhou!Since ancient times, there have been such problems between emperors and prime ministers. If King Zhou was an ordinary emperor, he could grind it slowly, and one day he would concentrate power in his own hands.

But King Zhou didn't have that much time, and he didn't know when the Conferred God War would start. They were not prepared at all right now.

Now the national treasury is empty, droughts and floods are frequent in all parts of the country, and the ministers in the court are not united. When King Zhou came here, he had no available talents under his command. A king didn't know who to turn to for several things.

Thinking of this, Yang Jian had no choice but to agree to King Zhou, "I'm going to find Grand Master Wen right now, but the battle in Beihai has been delayed for a long time, even if I go to help, I don't know when the battle will last."

King Zhou said: "It doesn't matter, you just go. Let's set a deadline of three months. When the time comes, no matter whether Grand Master Wen can come back, you will come back to the palace first."

King Zhou found a blank roll of silk and handed it to Yang Jian, "You bring a copy of the widow's handbook, lest the grand master think you are falsely passing on the decree. Here, little brother, write it yourself!"

The nine-tailed fox lay on the ground and played with its big tail. It sowed discord again and again, "Daoist Yang, look at the good Taoist partner you have chosen. He can't even write. What else can he do?"

King Zhou took down the bronze sword hanging on the wall, and gestured to the nine-tailed fox, "Say it again! Say it again! If you say it again, I'll cut off your tail!"

The nine-tailed fox smiled obsequiously, "Your Majesty, calm down, Daji knows that he is wrong, please forgive Daji!" The furry fox narrowed his eyes, bowed with two front paws together, looking very cute.

Hanging the sword back, King Zhou sneered, "Huh! You are wise, if you dare to stalk next time, I will cut off all nine of your tails!"

Yang Jian sighed, he liked small animals, and King Zhou did not give in.King Zhou just verbally threatened him, so the nine-tailed fox would not be afraid of him.He had to find a way to make King Zhou willing to beat the nine-tailed fox...

"Your Majesty, King Wu Cheng asks to see you."

King Zhou looked at Yang Jian, "Why is Huang Feihu looking for me?" He ordered the servants outside, "Please wait for King Wu Cheng in the Hall of Jiude, and I will go there soon."

Yang Jian advised him, "Huang Feihu is a strong general, you can win him over. After all, his sister is your concubine, with this relationship, he will turn to you."

King Zhou straightened his collar and said, "Hey! Of course I understand what you said! We also have foreign relatives now! Naturally, we must make good use of this resource!" He raised Yang Jian's chin, "Yang Aifei, do you have any powerful relatives in your family? Tell me about it?"

Yang Jian said with a faint smile: "The real Yuding in the Jinxia Cave of Yuquan Mountain is my master."

"Ahem, this is too big a card, and I can't use it now. Disrespect and disrespect!" King Zhou didn't dare to be skinny anymore, and hurriedly slipped away with oil on the soles of his feet.

Yang Jian looked at the fox lying at his feet, with a cold smile on his lips, "Daji, next... we should have a good talk."

Huang Feihu was waiting in the Hall of Nine Virtues. He knelt on the couch and seemed to be thinking about something. When he heard the servant's announcement, he quickly stood up and saluted King Zhou.

King Zhou smiled gently, and helped him up himself, "King Wu Cheng doesn't need to be too polite. Is there something important to do when you enter the palace today?"

King Wu Cheng said: "Your Majesty...can you retreat to the left and right?"

King Zhou nodded, he waved his hand, and the servants and maids retreated.King Zhou knelt down beside King Wu Cheng and poured him a glass of water, "There are only you and me here, and King Wu Cheng can speak freely."

The king poured water for himself, and King Wu Cheng was a little apprehensive.Perhaps it was the king's gentle attitude that gave King Wu Cheng courage. He sat up straight and said sincerely: "Your Majesty, the changes you have made in the past few days can be seen by all civil and military courts. Seeing the king's efforts to govern, I am also quite moved. ..."

"Okay!" King Zhou interrupted him, "King Wu Cheng, you are both my servant and my in-law, so just speak up if you have anything to say."

King Wu Cheng said solemnly: "Your Majesty, I feel that you seem to have misunderstood the prime minister. A few days ago, you stayed in the harem all day drinking and having fun with Daji. Thanks to the prime minister for appeasing all the ministers and working hard, otherwise the current situation may not be good. Worse."

King Zhou understood that King Wucheng was interceding. "Wu Chengwang, who do you think spread the widow's decision about spying on the palace today?"

King Wu Cheng didn't think it was a big deal, "Your Majesty, Xibo Hou is going to return to Xiqi, and you agreed last night, even if it gets out, it's nothing."

King Zhou was really convinced. He found that King Wu Cheng's brain circuit was very simple, and everything he believed to be a good person was right.

King Zhou was a little disheartened, and he said: "This morning, the widow asked who leaked the news. The man took a peek at the prime minister. Can't you see who spread the words at the banquet last night? King Wu Cheng, It is said that Grand Master and you, one piece of literature and one martial arts will rule the country. Since you can rule the country with martial arts, then tell me, if Xiqi also turns against him, how will you protect Chaoge?"

King Wu Cheng lowered his head, "Your Majesty, I understand your concerns. Leaving aside the matter of Marquis Xibo, the prime minister is your uncle Wang! If you cross the river and tear down the bridge, there will inevitably be rumors in the court."

King Zhou turned his head away and rubbed his eye sockets vigorously until his eyes turned red.He played his lifelong acting skills, and said in a hoarse voice: "Why don't I want the harmony between the monarch and the ministers? But I only feel that when I wake up, the monarch and the ministers are separated from each other. Even if the widows try their best to make up, the rift between the monarch and the ministers cannot be erased. Now the prime minister and the two Brother Wang no longer believes in the widow, and today the widow is only punishing the ministers according to the law, and the prime minister thinks that the widow is going to use the punishment of cannon fire again."

King Wu Cheng lowered his head and thought, isn't he the same?Although he kept saying that His Majesty was wise, he still didn't believe that His Majesty would learn it all at once.

King Wu Cheng fell on the ground and apologized respectfully, "Your Majesty, I can't completely believe that your majesty is negligence of duty."

King Zhou helped him up and continued to sell miserably, "Oh! I can't blame you. These few days, I don't know how I got here. Suddenly I woke up and found that the widow had ordered to kill his wife and his own children. , in my heart... really..." He covered his mouth and turned his head away, pretending not to let King Wu Cheng see his tears.

After a while, King Zhou seemed to calm down.He continued: "The widow is ashamed of the prime minister, Shang Rong, and the ministers who wrote a letter to remonstrate. Losing his original wife and children may be God's punishment for the widow."

King Wu Cheng was also quite sad. He comforted King Zhou, "Your Majesty, your two princes will definitely return safely."

King Zhou smiled wryly, "Yes! I also believe that they will come back."

After a wave of misery, he faked crying twice, coaxed Huang Feihu away, and King Zhou went back to his bedroom silently.I don't know if Wu Chengwang will stand on my side, I hope my play will not be in vain.King Zhou really felt that the only way to win over Huang Feihu was by deception. Why did he feel that such a simple-minded martial artist had no value in winning over?

Back in the palace, King Zhou didn't see Yang Jian, nor did he see the Nine-Tailed Fox.He searched around and found a piece of silk at the head of the bed with Yang Jian's handwriting on it.

'I went to Beihai to find Grand Master Wen, don't force yourself in everything, the most important thing is to protect yourself. The signature is Yang Jian.

"Nine-tailed fox? Daji? Where have you gone? Yang Jian is gone, don't be lazy, come out and help me approve the memorial!"

There was no movement in the bedroom, and King Zhou threatened, "If you don't come out, I'll cut off your tail!"

The nine-tailed fox cried out, "Cut it! Chop it! Hurry up and kill me! I don't want to live anymore! Woooooooooooooooo—"

King Zhou heard the sound coming from the folded quilt. He shook off the quilt, dragged the nine-tailed fox by its tail, and pulled it out.

"Why are you hiding me under the blanket? I don't want to sleep with you, a vixen!" At first, King Zhou was a little unhappy, but when he saw the appearance of the nine-tailed fox, he immediately laughed.

"Hahahahahaha! What's wrong with your hair? I haven't seen you for a while, why are you bald? Hahaha!"

The Nine-Tailed Fox stretched out its paws and hugged its head, "Stop laughing! It's not all because of that Yang Jian!"

King Zhou collapsed on the ground laughing. The hair on the head and body of the nine-tailed fox seemed to have been pulled off by someone. The hairs on the nine-tailed fox's head and body were picked unevenly. Only the hairs on the limbs and tail were still intact.Doesn't it look like alopecia areata!

"Oh my goodness! Pfft-hahahahaha! No way, my stomach hurts from laughing."

The nine-tailed fox said resentfully: "Now, you can laugh to your heart's content! I hold a grudge very much, I can't touch you now, but one day, I will definitely pluck your hair out!"

King Zhou rascally said: "Come on! Come on! I'm afraid of you! This is King Zhou's body, you can squeeze it at will!"

The nine-tailed fox lay on the bed unlovely. King Zhou saw how pitiful it was, so he suggested: "Hey! Look at you, let's make a deal!"

"Unless you can make me grow hair, I'm not interested in any other deals."

"The technology of hair growth is too high-end, I can't do it. But... I have another craft, I can sew clothes!"

Nine-Tailed Fox was not interested, "So what?"

King Zhou said: "You approve the memorial for me, and I will sew clothes for you, so that your alopecia areata can be covered."

The nine-tailed fox was skeptical, and King Zhou said, "Go! Go and steal some fabrics and furs from the warehouse, and I will sew clothes for you."

The Nine-Tailed Fox nodded, and ran out briskly. After a while, he handed a large tiger skin to King Zhou.

King Zhou rubbed its alopecia areata head, "Go and criticize the memorials! Work hard, if you dare to fool me, I will turn your tail and four legs into alopecia areata!"

For the remaining fur and the curse that Yang Jian cast on her before leaving, Nine-Tailed Fox took the bamboo pen in his mouth and resigned himself to correcting the memorial.

King Zhou was very virtuous in threading needles. His family used to be poor, and there were only him and Father Dong. At that time, he began to learn how to make clothes.He was going to make a onesie, something with a hood.It happened that the nine-tailed fox brought back a tiger skin, and when it put on the tiger skin hat, it could be a real fox and pretend to be a tiger.

On the first night when Yang Jian left, King Zhou and Nine-Tailed Fox went their separate ways and lived in peace with each other.

The next morning, King Zhou brought the nine-tailed fox to the court, and he hadn't warmed up the chair yet!Bigan came out to report, "Your Majesty, Bo Yi Kao, the son of Xibo Hou Jichang, has an audience."

King Zhou said loudly, "Xuan!"

Bo Yi was admitted to the hall, fell on the ground and saluted, "Bo Yi, the son of the offender, will have an audience."

King Zhou said gently: "Get up! You just came from Xiqi, you may not know it yet. I have already pardoned your father's sins. Don't say that you are the son of a criminal in the future."

Bo Yikao said something to thank God, King Zhou smiled playfully, his son and Lao Tzu are really virtuous.

"Your Majesty." Bo Yikao said, "I came from Xiqi and brought the treasures of the country left by my ancestors to present to Your Majesty. I hope Your Majesty will accept it."

King Zhou was a little curious, "Oh? What did you bring?"

"There is a Qixiang chariot handed down by my grandfather. This cart does not need to be pushed and pulled. When riding in this cart, it is up to the people in the cart to decide what to do. There is also a sobering mat, where drunk people lie on it, and they can sober up after a while. There is also a white-faced ape. Although this thing is a livestock, it is good at three thousand small songs and eight hundred big songs. It can add to the fun when singing and dancing at banquets."

King Zhou was very interested in sobering wine felt, and it is a must-have product for those who pour two cups at home and travel.However, as a master who has learned well, he cannot accept this kind of stuff that makes people lose their minds.

"Take everything back! Since it is something left by our ancestors, we should keep it well." King Zhou ordered Bigan, "Arrange Mr. Boyi Kao to live in the side hall of Xibohou, and let the father and son have a good time. Talk about parting."

Bigan agreed, and asked Bo Yikao to leave Shouxian Palace.King Zhou picked up a bamboo slip on the table and looked at it pretendingly. He remembered that Nine-Tailed Fox said yesterday that the war at Youhun Pass was tight, and the generals on the front line wanted military pay again.

King Zhou sent a voice transmission to Nine-Tailed Fox, "Little Fox, where is the memorial that you mentioned yesterday about asking for military pay?"

The Nine-Tailed Fox said bitterly: "Bo Yi Kao is so handsome, with elegant demeanor, delicate features, gentle speech, much better than King Zhou! If only I could have a spring night with him... Look at his waist, look You know, he must be much fiercer than King Zhou in bed!"

King Zhou almost choked on his saliva, "Eldest sister, you have to consider the occasion even if you are in love with a young man! It's about to go to court! Hurry up and help me with my business!"

Nine-Tailed Fox pushed forward, "Give me Bo Yi Kao, and I will definitely help you!"

King Zhou said indifferently, "A few days ago you said you liked King Zhou! Why did you change your mind today? Bo Yikao is not my son, so why should I just give him away? If you have the ability, go and seduce him and see him Do you like a bald fox like you!"

King Zhou rummaged through the table and found the memorial he wanted. He ignored the Nine-Tailed Fox and began to deal with those trivial government affairs that seemed to never be finished.

After retiring from the court, King Zhou kept Shangqing Wu Yun, and Wu Yun reported to him the progress of the case of spying on the palace. He said that the official had been recruited, and that it was the prime minister who revealed the news.

King Zhou thought for a while and said: "Suppress this matter! As for the officials who are imprisoned... Lock them up first! Don't abuse him." Whether it is exile or beheading, King Zhou does not want to issue such an order now .The feeling of holding the power of life and death in his hands was too terrifying. He was very afraid that he would lose control of himself and become a ruthless emperor, an emperor who only wanted to consolidate the king's power every day.

Wu Yun thought that King Zhou had other plans for that official, so he didn't pay much attention to King Zhou's order.After thinking about it, he still advised, "Your Majesty, I still think it's not a good idea to let Ji Chang go!"

"But if Ji Chang is not let go, several important officials in the court will be dissatisfied with the widow. At that time, if Ji Chang is not called, the widow's Chaoge City will be in chaos first."

Wu Yun asked: "Your Majesty, is there really no good solution?"

"There is another way..."

"any solution?"

"Ji Chang can go back, Bo Yi Kao must stay."

Wu Yun's eyes lit up, "That's right! Bo Yi came to the exam at the right time! Your Majesty is wise!"

The nine-tailed fox sent a sound transmission to King Zhou, and it hummed and said, "It's no wonder that you have to give me Boyi Kao. It turns out that you want to keep it for yourself!"