[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

After reading a crooked poem, King Zhou fell asleep with his neck crooked.Yang Jian straightened his head so that he could sleep more comfortably.

Sleeping until dusk, King Zhou opened his eyes in a daze, and saw Yang Jian writing and drawing on the desk with his back to him.He sat up from the bed, "You don't need to read the memorial for me, go out for a stroll and rest when you have nothing to do. What time is it now? Why don't you wake me up?"

Yang Jian put down his pen, turned around and said, "Seeing that you are sound asleep, I don't have the heart to call you. Don't worry, the dinner party hasn't started yet."

King Zhou rubbed his face, "Is there going to be a drink at the banquet? How can I adjust the amount of wine I poured into these two cups?"

Yang Jian thought for a while, "No way...you are using the body of King Zhou, so you shouldn't be drunk."

King Zhou was still not very confident about his drinking capacity, "If I get drunk, you can welcome Ji Chang for me! Don't talk, I'll change my clothes first."

Yang Jian disappeared and took the memorial away.King Zhou asked his servants to come in. He chose solemn black clothes, a crown on his head, and jade ornaments on his neck and waist.

The servant came over and said, "Your Majesty, Concubine Huang is asking to see you."

King Zhou was taken aback for a moment, he was very busy these two days and had not seen the concubines in the palace yet.King Zhou said, "Please!"

Concubine Huang came in and bowed her head to salute, "Your Majesty, the dinner has been arranged, and it is at the Shouning Palace in front."

King Zhou said: "Concubine Huang has worked hard."

After finishing these two sentences, the two of them were relatively speechless, and there was an instant silence.

After a while, Concubine Huang said: "Your Majesty, it's almost time. It's time for Your Majesty to move to Shouning Palace. The concubine will leave."

"Oh... you go back!"

Concubine Huang left. During the conversation, she kept her head down. King Zhou didn't even see her face clearly.Walking out of the hall, King Zhou took a deep breath, the sun was about to set, and the air was a little cool.King Zhou boarded the chariot and whispered, "Concubine Huang is not at all excited to see me."

Yang Jian sat beside him incognito, "Maybe Concubine Huang will hate you! Empress Jiang's tragic death inevitably made her feel sad."

King Zhou looked at Wanxia and sighed, "This great king and Daji... really committed crimes!"

Yang Jian disagreed, "To be a qualified king, one must be ruthless. But it's not all his fault that King Zhou has no way. Who made some gods restless! They are the ones who really commit crimes when they use the world as a chessboard."

King Zhou tugged at his sleeve, "Stop talking about your radical anti-feudal remarks! If some narrow-minded god hears this, will you have any good fruit? You must remember your identity! Here, you are no longer the very powerful Xiao Erlang, you are now the disciple's disciple!"

Yang Jian: "...Although what you said is true, I am not very happy to hear it."

King Zhou patted his chest, "Don't worry! Big brother! No one will touch your finger, I will protect you!"

Yang Jian smirked twice, "Thank you, a plate full of mud and cracks."

King Zhou: "..." What about love?

When he arrived at Shouning Palace, King Zhou tidied up his clothes, got off his chariot, and entered the hall.

Ji Chang still had Bigan, Huang Feihu and other ministers who accompanied him have arrived. King Zhou sat at the head, and Ji Chang and all the ministers came to salute.

Ji Chang knelt down and prostrated himself, "The offender, Ji Chang, has committed an unbearable crime. I am grateful for the pardon. Even though I die, I can't repay Your Majesty's kindness."

King Zhou thought to himself, the old man can really speak.

He walked down quickly and helped Ji Chang himself up, "His Boss, please get up. It's not your fault at this time, it's all because I was deceived by monsters and did wrong things. You have suffered in Yuli, please sit down!"

King Zhou supported Ji Chang to sit down, and Ji Chang's eyes were red with emotion. He sat awkwardly and said, "Your Majesty, you have suffered. I hate that the humble minister is incompetent and unable to share the king's worries, which made your majesty misunderstood and fell into a trap." Today's situation. Your Majesty, since you came to the throne, you have been sleepy all night, and you dare not slack off. The people live and work in peace and contentment. No one is grateful for your majesty's kindness. I hate that the sky has no eyes, and let your majesty suffer this unreasonable disaster. Now, your majesty's virtuous reputation has been destroyed by Once, how innocent His Majesty is!"

As he spoke, Ji Chang burst into tears, and Bigan and the others also expressed emotion.

King Zhou's eyes turned red, he turned around and choked up and said, "Oh! It's all over, so I won't say more."

King Zhou returned to the throne, and Yang Jian still sat beside him incognito.

"Tut tsk tsk," Yang Jian sighed, "I haven't seen Ji Chang before, but now it seems that this old man can really play tricks. If you really are King Zhou who wakes up suddenly, after he finished speaking, he would just I'm afraid you will introduce him as your confidant."

King Zhou squeezed the handkerchief and pressed the corners of his eyes, and he sent a voice transmission, "I feel that to deal with this kind of acting school, I should recharge my acting skills and IQ in advance."

Since it is a banquet, of course we have to drink.The dinner dishes arranged by Concubine Huang are very rich, and the dishes are also very particular.King Zhou raised his glass to drink with them. The glass contained low-alcohol rice wine, like sweet water. King Zhou felt that he should be able to hold on.

Putting down his wine glass, Huang Feihu said: "Your Majesty, since Xibohou is innocent, should we consider letting Xibohou go back?"

King Zhou put down the cup, otherwise he couldn't help but smash the cup on Huang Feihu's head.Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted, I don't want to let this old drama back home at all.

Bigan also cupped his hands and said: "Your Majesty, you also said that Xibohou is innocent. Now that there is no one in Xiqi, it is time for Xibohou to go back and take charge of the overall situation."

King Zhou looked at Bigan and thought of Xu Shilin who hooked up his niece.He looked more and more angry, and even his breathing became short of breath.

Yang Jian tugged at his sleeve, King Zhou came back to his senses, he turned his head and said to Xibohou, "The widow was planning to let Xibohou go, so you say that, it seems that the widow has bad intentions."

Bigan and Huang Feihu pleaded guilty again and again, but King Zhou ignored them. He just looked at Ji Chang and said, "Just now what Xi Bohou said reached the widow's heart. When the widow just woke up, it was like waking up from a big dream. I didn't know until I woke up. How many ridiculous things have you done. Xibohou might as well stay in Chaoge for a few more days! The widow sees your haggard appearance and thin body, I am afraid that you suffered a lot when you were locked up in the prison. You stay and talk to the widow, raise Take care of your body. It won’t be too late to go back to Xiqi when your body recovers.”

Xi Bohou was full of gratitude, he raised his wine glass and thanked: "Thank you for your compassion!" After speaking, he raised the glass and drank the wine in the glass.

King Zhou smiled and took a drink too.

Putting down the cup, King Zhou felt a little dizzy. He patted Yang Jian's thigh, closed his eyes and fell asleep peacefully.

I can still get drunk with such a low alcohol alcohol, I am such a waste plate...

He slept happily all night, and the next morning, King Zhou stretched his waist and woke up grunting.

He saw Yang Jian lying on his side on the couch, with his hands crossed over his chest, and his long legs curled up aggrievedly, so he picked up the quilt and gently covered Yang Jian.

"Are you awake?" Yang Jian asked, opening his eyes.

King Zhou nodded, "During the banquet last night, what happened after I got drunk?"

"Nothing. Bigan and Huang Feihu didn't dare to say anything. Ji Chang just said some praises and left after eating."

King Zhou nodded, "Go to sleep for a while! It's time for me to go to court."

Yang Jian lifted the quilt, "I'm worried about you being alone, I'll go with you."

Beginning in the early dynasty, in addition to the important military and political affairs, it also dealt with some historical issues.For example, if Empress Jiang was buried again, what should be the specifications of the tomb?There are also a few ministers who were killed by King Zhou and Daji, how much pension should be paid?In addition, how should the decree sent to Dong Bohou be written? Who will the angel send to send the decree? There is a war going on there. How many troops will the angel bring with him? If there are too many people, will it cause misunderstanding?

All these messy things needed to be ordered by King Zhou himself, and the ministers could only offer their opinions and did not dare to order for him.

After dealing with these matters, King Zhou felt a little overwhelmed. He looked at the sky and found that it was already noon.

King Zhou thought for a while, and planned to let the servants prepare lunch, and let the civil and military officials eat before leaving.Before he had time to order, an official stood up and said: "Your Majesty, I have heard that you will send Xibohou back to Xiqi after he recovers. Xibohou is grateful for your majesty's kindness. Why don't you praise the official for three days and set him up?" Hundreds of officials set an example."

King Zhou's eyes turned cold all of a sudden, and he said flatly, "Praise an official for three days? Where are you boasting?"

The official thought that King Zhou agreed with him, so he said happily, "Your Majesty, how about being on the busiest street in Chaoge?"

King Zhou said indifferently: "Does Xibohou have any achievements worth boasting about? It is said that Xibohou is proficient in divination. Has he figured out that the widow is bewitched by monsters? It is the national teacher who can get rid of the thousand-year-old fox demon, not Xibohou! I hope you can figure it out!"

The official glanced at Bigan secretly, and retreated embarrassingly.

King Zhou called him to stop, "You haven't finished talking yet, who told you to go back!"

The official stood back again. He secretly glanced at King Zhou's expression, and layers of cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

"Last night, the widow had a banquet with Lord Xibo. You will know the order that the widow gave last night. Last night, the widow didn't invite you to accompany me, right? Tell me! Where did you hear the news from?"

The official was so frightened that he fell to his knees, "Your Majesty, minister, minister... the news has spread all over the world, and the minister also heard it from others..."

King Zhou sneered, "Oh? Who told you that? You have been an official for not a year or two. Don't say you don't know that lord."

"This……"

"Don't say it? Come on! Drag it down and beat it, remember not to kill it. If he refuses to speak, or bites at random, then invite his parents and children over and beat him in front of him." Flesh torn!"

Bigan stood up and said: "Your Majesty, you have just issued an edict of sinning yourself and used such cruel punishment, I'm afraid..."

King Zhou interrupted him, "Prime Minister! What is the crime of spying on the palace?"

Bi Gan licked his lips, his throat was a little dry, "It should be cut according to the law..."

"anything else?"

"The relatives sit together."

King Zhou stood up and gave Bigan a cold look, then he turned his head and told Wu Yun, "Shangqing Wu, the case of spying on the palace is handed over to you for trial. You must catch the accomplices and find out what their plans are!"

Wu Yun received the order and immediately withdrew to watch the guards carry out the execution.

King Zhou said: "The widow has not been in court for a while, and it seems that all civil and military officials have relaxed a lot." He heard the sound of banging boards, so he said, "Go out and have a look! For your future Being an official is good."

After leaving the hall, King Zhou got on his chariot and went back to his bedroom.All the ministers knelt on the open space outside the hall, hungry and scorching sun, watching Wu Shangqing execute the sentence.

Wu Yun is also a wonderful person. When King Zhou was still there, he ordered someone to gag the official's mouth so that he would not disturb His Majesty by making a sound.When King Zhou left, the officials gathered around to watch, and he took off the veil that blocked the official's mouth.

Hearing the official's screams, all the ministers felt their backs shiver under the sun.

Back in the bedroom, King Zhou was lying on the bed with his shoes on.Yang Jian knew that he was uncomfortable, so he couldn't help but comfort him, "Don't be sad, you're just a petty official, if you hit him, you'll hit him."

King Zhou turned his head away, "I can't do this king anymore. I used to fight, but I will never kill others!"

No matter what he said, Yang Jian felt it was right, "Okay, if you don't do it, then I won't do it. I'll take you to Yuquan Mountain to see my master."

King Zhou sat up, "Uh... I think it's better to be the king than to meet the parents." He scratched his hair and said hesitantly, "I need you to do me a favor."

"doing what?"

"I think Bigan has his own thoughts. He is the prime minister and my uncle Wang. I don't want to touch him. I wanted to promote Wu Yun to fight against him, but now it seems that it is too slow to support Wu Yun. , so I want to ask Grand Master Wen to come back. You also know that Grand Master Wen is fighting outside and won’t be able to come back for a while. Can you help him? You and Grand Master Wen must return to the court as soon as possible. need you."

Yang Jian disagreed, "I'm leaving, what should you do? You can't even recognize the words now, if you get out of the gang, do you know what will happen to you?"

"Don't worry, I have the incense from Empress Nuwa! It's okay to save my life." King Zhou slipped a fat fox out from under the bed, "Daji is here to deal with memorials and so on! If she doesn't cooperate well, we will Just pull out its fur and knit a pair of wool socks for you!"

The fox bared his teeth at him, bitch!