[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Ao Tingxin grabbed Liu Yanchang and flew to the top of Mount Hua, heading straight for Xueying Palace.

The last time Liu Yanchang was teleported from the Notre Dame Palace to Xueying Palace by the San Shengmu, this time Ao Tingxin dragged Liu Yanchang and flew directly, which scared Xiao Liu!

Come on, it's too high, it's more exciting than playing a jumping machine!

Liu Yanchang was eager to grab something, he had a safety belt on the jumping machine, and he didn't have anything on him!

He only has the fourth princess by his side, how could he have the nerve to drag other girls.It happened that there was a copy of "The Analects of Confucius" in his hand. Liu Yanchang closed his eyes, pinched the "Analects of Confucius" firmly, and covered his eyes.

"Hey! It's here."

Liu Yanchang carefully put down "The Analects of Confucius".A huge snow-white palace stands in front of the eyes, and a trace of auspicious clouds floats around the palace. The sun shines on the palace, reflecting the pearly light like a shell.

Ao Ting was worried, and before entering the door, she told her again, "Remember, don't do things that will impress Sanshengmu. You have to find a way to make it appear...appear..."

Liu Yanchang said it for her, "Look more wretched and shameless."

Ao Ting thought to himself: ... really cooperative! "Almost! Let's go in."

After entering the door, Liu Yanchang found that besides San ShengMu, there were two other beautiful women sitting beside San ShengMu.

Ao Tingxin introduced to Chang'e and the others: "This is the scholar I mentioned. His name is...his name is Lei Feng."

Only then did Liu Yanchang realize that he hadn't told them his real name yet.

"My name is Liu Yanchang, my name is Lei Feng, and I am a Layman Lei Feng."

Ao Tingxin nodded after listening, and she introduced to Liu Yanchang, "This is Fairy Baihua, and this is Fairy Chang'e."

It goes without saying that both Baihua and Chang'e are very beautiful.Fairy Baihua is pretty and cute, and at first glance, she is the kind of fairy with her own opinions.And her temperament is too unique, Liu Yanchang has never seen a woman who can wear such beautiful clothes with big flowers, without a trace of rural atmosphere.

Chang'e's facial features and figure are the best. She has a charming appearance, but she has a melancholy temperament, which dilutes her beauty and makes her look cold and inviolable.

Liu Yanchang bowed his hands, "Hi everyone, my name is Liu Yanchang."

Baihua and Chang'e just nodded and didn't get up from their chairs.

Ao Tingxin was not very satisfied with Liu Yanchang's performance, let alone a mortal, even a god would be stunned when he saw Chang'e.Why is Liu Yanchang unmoved?Although not lustful is a very good quality, but Ao Tingxin does not need him to show good qualities!

The matter has come to this, Ao Tingxin had no choice but to say: "Liu Yanchang, I heard that you made this mahjong, we are not very good at playing mahjong, come and teach us!"

Liu Yanchang rolled up his sleeves, and said cheerfully, "Okay! Okay! Fourth princess, I'll play a few games for you first, take a look, and then give it a try."

He made a lot of calculations in his heart, how many years he had played mahjong in his previous life, as long as he got on the table, he would definitely abuse the newcomers like Sanshengmu to a bad state.How could his title of the little prince of mahjong be in vain!

On the poker table, Liu Yanchang chuckled: "It's not interesting for us to just play like this, let's play something with a lot of money. If I play with money, I'm quite poor and I have no money. Let's do it! Whoever loses will go to the poker table." How about a face sticker?"

Liu Yanchang felt that his idea was very good!Girls, who doesn't love beauty, if their faces are covered with notes, can they be happy?

When playing games, I am most afraid of meeting people who can't afford it. Liu Yanchang has already designed it, so I have to be a person who can't afford it.If anyone loses, he will make a fool of himself in a hurry, and he will definitely paste colorful notes all over their faces!

In the first circle, there was a yellow note on Liu Yanchang's forehead.

...It's okay, it's been a long time since I've been on the table, hands-on!

On the second lap, another purple note appeared on Liu Yanchang's chin.

...It's okay...It was negligence this time.

The third circle, the fourth circle, the fifth circle... There are more and more notes on Liu Yanchang's face, and the color of each note is different, all of which are pink and girly.The note was stuck to his face, and he couldn't even breathe smoothly.

... so embarrassing!Unexpectedly, I lost the worst!Liu Yanchang thought about crying without tears.Forget it, a man, the most important thing is to make achievements, I don't care if I lose or not!

Liu Yanchang feels that the opportunity to show that he can't afford it has come!He dropped the mahjong tiles and angrily removed the note from his face.

"I won't play anymore! You guys play! You play so well, but you still say you can't play! Are you gods bullying mortals?"

Liu Yanchang got off the poker table, went to the pillar and squatted down, as if he had been bullied a lot.

Sanshengmu was a little restless, she said hesitantly: "How about... are you here to play a game?" We will put water on you and let you win a game or something.

Liu Yanchang turned his back to them, he snorted coldly: "Don't you all know how to play? You four play! I will never play with you again."

Ao Tingxin nodded secretly, feeling that Liu Yanchang had finally found his status.Chang'e saw that the Holy Mother was frowning, and couldn't help but said, "Mr. Liu, since we don't play anymore, why don't we chat together!"

Liu Yanchang squatted, wobbled like a penguin and turned around. He raised his chin and asked, "Let's talk like this! What do you want to talk about?"

"What does Mr. Liu usually like to do?"

Liu Yanchang thought for a while, "What do you like to do? Sigh! I really don't have anything to like. I just study every day, and I don't care about anything else. But I like to eat green onions. I eat noodles and dumplings. Scallion dipping sauce. Oops! Don’t think that scallions are bad for you. Scallions are very good for your health, and you won’t get sick if you eat them. I live in Ding’s house now, and I can only eat whatever they ask me to eat. I’m not picky eaters Yes. I persuaded them to eat scallions with me, but they refused, thinking that eating scallions tastes heavy in their mouths, it's really... too hypocritical!"

Ao Tingxin said: "The smell of scallions is indeed too strong."

Liu Yanchang said disapprovingly: "You gods don't understand our mortal sufferings! If we are sick, it will cost a lot of money to cure! Eat more scallions to strengthen your health! What if there is a taste in your mouth? You fly around all day, eat fairy peaches and drink fairy wine, of course it is fragrant, so you are not afraid of getting sick!"

Liu Yanchang chattered non-stop, "Don't look at you gods as if you know everything in the world, but you actually don't understand anything! This mortal life! It's really... very annoying. Like me, little When I was young, I kept studying, and I don’t like reading! But there is no way, I am the only child in my family, how can I be worthy of my parents if I don’t study. Okay! I study, but the imperial examination is so difficult! I have taken the exam twice I still didn’t win, and I spent all my family’s money, and now I’m a pauper. Alas! If I don’t talk too much, it will be tears.”

Fairy Bai Hua asked, "Has Mr. Liu not married yet?"

Liu Yanchang said honestly: "No!"

Ao Tingxin couldn't help coughing, and Liu Yanchang immediately understood, "But I'm already engaged! When I return to my hometown, we'll get married and have a baby!"

When the Third Holy Mother heard that Liu Yanchang was engaged, she couldn't help biting her lower lip and lowered her head.

Chang'e asked again: "Mr. is in short supply, how can I get married when I get home?"

Liu Yanchang coughed in embarrassment, "It wasn't too tight at first, but the Holy Mother gave me some gold, but it's a pity that I spent it all."

He thought for a while and continued: "But it doesn't take much money to go home and get married. She has already slept with me. Who else can I marry if she doesn't marry me? Don't you think so? They are already old women and worthless gone."

Ao Tingxin couldn't help being angry when she heard this, "You're going too far! That girl loves you so much, you actually said that to her!"

Liu Yanchang made a disgusting look, "It is! After sleeping with a man, she is no longer a big girl. Who else would want her besides me? Besides, I am a scholar, and my future is limitless If I win the exam, she will enjoy more happiness with me, isn't it better than marrying a farmer in the village?"

Ao Tingxin was so angry when he heard Liu Yanchang's words, "Are you speaking human language?"

Liu Yanchang said unhappily: "I'm a human, so why don't I speak human language? You didn't sleep with others. If you slept with others, who would think you are the fourth princess! You are also a worthless old woman!"

Ao Ting was so angry that he slapped Liu Yanchang on the ground, his cheeks were instantly swollen to the height of two fingers, and blood flowed from his ears and eyes.

Liu Yanchang only felt his head buzzing, and there was a golden star in front of his eyes.He blinked hard, lying on the ground, unable to understand the situation for a while.

Sanshengmu was also stunned, she ran over to help Liu Yanchang.

"Are you OK?"

There was a buzzing in Liu Yanchang's ears, he blinked and stood up from the ground.After squatting for a long time just now, his feet were still a little numb, so Liu Yanchang supported the pillar to relax for a while.

Liu Yanchang seemed to be saying something, but Liu Yanchang couldn't hear it at all.He shook off the hand of the Holy Mother, rushed out of Xueying Palace angrily, and climbed down the cliff in front of the palace bit by bit.

Sanshengmu and others ran to the edge of the cliff to see that Liu Yanchang was grabbing the rocks on the cliff and rubbing it down bit by bit.The wind was strong on the mountain, and Liu Yanchang's robe was blown left and right, as if he was about to fall off if he didn't pay attention.

Sanshengmu said anxiously: "He is prone to accidents like this, I will send him down."

Ao Tingxin grabbed her sleeve, "I made him angry, I'll send him back!"

Ao Tingxin jumped off the cliff, grabbed Liu Yanchang, and disappeared in front of everyone like a shooting star.

The Three Virgins watched them go away with a lonely expression, and the strong wind on the mountain was blowing the dress and hair of the Three Virgins.

Chang'e and Fairy Baihua were by her side, and Fairy Baihua said, "With the fourth princess here, nothing will happen to Liu Yanchang. Let's go back to the house!"

Sanshengmu smiled reluctantly, "Alright, let's go in!"

The author has something to say: Yesterday the stupid author locked himself in a small dark room, and he couldn't get out no matter what... There is another update today, to express my apologies, okay!