[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

After Liu Yanchang left, San ShengMu felt unhappy while touching the mahjong tiles.

Liu Yanchang was the funniest mortal she had ever met.Although he is thin and lacks martial arts skills, he dares to draw his sword to help when the road is uneven.He speaks witty and humorous, and sometimes he can be half-deadly angry.

Sanshengmu made up her mind every time not to look for him again, but when she heard that he was not doing well, she couldn't help but come to help him.

Xueying Palace was so quiet that even the sound of flowers blooming could be heard.San ShengMu interrogated herself in her heart, do you like Liu Yanchang?How much do you like it?

I have a good impression of Liu Yanchang, that's for sure.But what did Liu Yanchang think?

Today he asked for money from himself, is it really because he loves money?Or... He has already sensed his own thoughts, so in order not to embarrass himself, he used this method to politely reject himself?

Sanshengmu didn't believe that Liu Yanchang was a money lover, so she flew out of Xueying Palace, set up auspicious clouds and followed Liu Yanchang down the mountain.

Liu Yanchang got into Ding's carriage and went back happily.

As soon as the carriage entered the county seat, Liu Yanchang asked the driver to go home first.He has lived in Ding's mansion for so long, and he hasn't bought a gift for the children yet!It just so happened that today I got a sum from San Shengma, and he planned to buy gifts for the children.

Liu Yanchang sometimes has some little superstitions. He feels that the gold he got today is a windfall, and he must spend it as soon as possible, otherwise he will easily get sick or lose money.

He first went to the Silver House to order golden locks for the twelve gold hairpins in Huashan. Liu Yanchang paid for the manual work, and the materials were all made of gold given by the Holy Mother.Twelve pieces of gold were locked up, and there was not much left of the gold that the Three Virgins gave him.

Liu Yanchang exchanged all the gold for silver bills and loose silver in the silver building. He weighed the money bag in his hand, and walked along the road back to Dingfu. Whenever he saw a shop, he would go in and buy something he liked, without even asking the price. .

The owners of the shops facing the street were overjoyed. It was not easy to have such generous customers during the holidays.

Pens, inks, papers and inkstones, calligraphy and paintings, sugar figurines and sugar paintings, playthings and decorations... When Liu Yanchang returned to the Ding Mansion, his body was covered with large and small parcels.He also carried a grass target on his shoulder, which was filled with candied haws.

Ding, the gatekeeper of Ding's mansion, saw the overwhelmed Liu Yanchang from a long distance away, so he hurried over to take everything.

"Hey! Mr. Liu, why don't you bring us with you when you want to buy something? We can carry it for you!"

Panting, Liu Yanchang handed everything to him, "I didn't expect that I would buy so much. Come, help me take it to the front yard."

At this moment, Ding Da happened to be at home, and when he saw that Liu Yanchang had bought so many things, he asked in surprise, "Are you going to open a grocery store? Why did you come back with so many things?"

"I bought it for the children. I am an elder after all. I came to live in your house, and I haven't bought a gift for the children yet!" Liu Yanchang dug out a sugar painting from the pile and handed it to him. "I've also prepared a gift for you, here, Tang Hua, do you like it or not!"

Ding Da took the sugar painting 'Ga Beng' and took a bite, "Aren't you out of money? You buy things on credit?"

"Credit? Are you kidding! Do I look like a person who pays on credit? Today, a rich man fell in love with my mahjong at a glance. She exchanged my mahjong with thousands of dollars, so I have money!"

Ding Da said: "Introduce that rich man to me! I just lack this kind of mallet to do business."

Liu Yanchang warned him, "Don't dare to say that! Be careful what you say!"

Ding Da came back to his senses, cold sweat dripping down his forehead, "Yes, yes, I have to be kind, I have to do good deeds!"

Liu Yanchang looked at the pile of things on the table and was happy, "Go! Invite all the nieces over here, and take whatever you like."

All the twelve gold hairpins from the Ding family came, and the little girls were very happy.Sugar painting is the most popular, and it will be divided after a while.

Mrs. Ding also came over, she looked at the messy things on the table, and couldn't help complaining: "Mr. Liu, you have made money, why don't you know how to save it, what's the use of buying so many miscellaneous things? "

Liu Yanchang smiled indifferently: "This is money that I got by accident, so I have to spend it as soon as possible."

Mrs. Ding quite disagreed, "It's a windfall, not ill-gotten wealth, why can't you keep it? It's a waste of money! You should get a wife to take care of you as soon as possible!"

Liu Yanchang didn't refute, just giggled.He took a candied haws, squatted among the children and gnawed slowly, like a child.

The Three Virgins could see clearly in mid-air, and they were both happy and worried for a while.What made her happy was that Liu Yanchang was not a money-grubbing person after all. After spending all his bag of gold, he had nothing to buy for himself.What worried her was that Liu Yanchang might really not like her, he was purposely acting greedy for money in front of her.Hearing that the servant at the door called him Mr. Liu, it turned out that he never even told himself his real name.

Sanshengmu was quite sad in her heart, she set up Xiangyun and went back to Xueying Palace, her heart was full of tenderness.

"Third Holy Mother, where have you been? I have been looking for you for a long time but I can't find you."

The third Holy Mother looked up, and it turned out that it was the fourth princess Ao Tingxin who had come.

She forced a smile and said, "I'll go around the foot of Mount Hua, when did you come?"

Ao Tingxin smiled and said, "I'm just here too. I have nothing to do at home, and I'm bored staying in Donghai, so I came to play with you."

Pointing to the mahjong and puzzles on the table, she asked, "What are those on your table? I look like mortal things."

"This is a toy made by Lei Feng. This one is a jigsaw puzzle and this one is mahjong." San ShengMu taught Ao Tingxin how to play carefully, and Ao Tingxin felt his heart move.

"Why is the scholar still in Huashan? Isn't his hometown in Huashan?"

Sanshengmu explained: "That day he promised Ding Da that he would leave after he gave birth to a son. And he has no money on him, and he has been living in Ding Da's house recently."

"It turned out to be like this. I thought my brother's full moon banquet was over, and you two lost contact!"

San ShengMu's slender and white fingers were fiddling with the mahjong on the table, "Last time... I heard that he was kidnapped by Ding Da, and I felt a little worried, so I went to have a look."

Ao Tingxin saw that San Shengmu's expression was not right, and she suddenly felt that San Shengmu paid too much attention to the scholar.

"Ding Da really kidnapped him?" Ao Tingxin asked.

Sanshengmu shook her head, "No, Ding Da has changed his mind now, he and Lei Feng have become friends."

Ao Tingxin sat down on the rose chair, and she looked around the hall.Xueying Palace is very beautiful. With the windows open, you can see the strange peaks of Huashan.The moon floating in mid-air was sent by Chang'e, and the exquisite furniture was specially made by Erlang God for Sanshengmu.

It's a pity that no matter how beautiful the house is, you should get tired of looking at it after 1000 years.Xueying Palace is too deserted, except that the house is beautiful, it is no different from Guanghan Palace.

Ao Ting thought for a while and said with a smile: "Third Holy Mother, let's go to the Heavenly Court to play with Fairy Chang'e for a few days! She is also boring in Guanghan Palace, let's go chat with her."

The Third Virgin shook her head, "Fourth Princess, you go! I don't really want to move."

Ao Tingxin tugged at her sleeve, "What's the matter with you? If there's something you're unhappy about, just say it."

Sanshengmu bit her lips and said hesitantly: "Ting Xin, I seem to... like that scholar..."

Ao Tingxin was stunned when she heard that, she shook her head again and again, "Impossible! This is against the rules of heaven! Heaven strictly forbids immortals to fall in love with each other. If you stay with him, you will be ruined!"

Sanshengmu smiled bitterly, "Tingxin, you don't have to worry. He doesn't seem to like me. Lei Feng is not his real name. He... he won't even tell me his real name."

"What?" Ao Ting was furious, "What is he! Why doesn't he like you!"

Whether human or immortal, they are all equally strange.If Sanshengmu doesn't like others, that's fine. If others don't like her, Ting Xin, who has a very good relationship with Sanshengmu, won't be able to accept it.This is probably short-term protection!

Sanshengmu was amused by Ting Ting's furious look, "I've only met him a few times, why does he like me?"

Ao Tingxin thought about it, but she still said stubbornly: "You are a god, you are so beautiful. As long as you are a man, you should like you. He doesn't like you...it must be because he is not normal!"

Sanshengmu: "You! You have a good relationship with me, so you think I am good in everything."

"You are very good! It is that mortal who has no eyes!"

Sanshengmu talked to Ao Tingxin, and she really felt a lot more comfortable in her heart, "I think this is fine. The laws of heaven are strict. If I move Fanxin, I will be removed from the fairyland, and then I will implicate my second brother and others." .”

Ao Tingxin: "That's right. He's just a scholar, so don't take it too seriously."

Sanshengmu cheered up and said with a smile: "Let's call Sister Chang'e and Fairy Baihua down to play! This mahjong seems to be interesting, and the four of us fit into a table!"

Sanshengmu didn't want to mention the scholar again, of course Ao Tingxin was happy.She agreed without a word: "Of course! I'll send a letter to invite them to come here."

Ao Tingxin folded two paper cranes and passed them to Chang'e and Fairy Baihua respectively.

Chang'e and Baihua came very quickly, and the mahjong table was set up quickly.They are all smart, and they figured out the way after playing a few games.

Fairy Baihua loves to play, but unfortunately she is so busy with duties that she rarely has time to go down to the realm.

She was very happy playing with the mahjong tiles, "Sanshengmu, how did you come up with this game? It's so interesting. I'll make a pair when I go back."

The Holy Mother smiled and said, "This was made by a scholar who came to Mount Hua, not me."

"Scholar? What kind of scholar?"

San ShengMu didn't want to tell everyone about her little thoughts, she stammered and said, "It's just... a mortal who came to the Holy Mother's Palace to offer incense."

Fairy Chang'e was very thoughtful, and she asked, "I'm afraid I'm not an ordinary scholar..."

Sanshengmu was silent, and Fairy Baihua felt something was wrong, so she hurriedly interrupted, "It's really not ordinary, he is still a little clever to come up with this game!"

Chang'e fiddled with the cards in her hand, and said quietly: "Why don't we meet each other!"

Bai Hua stopped and said, "What's so interesting about this!"

Ao Ting thought for a while, "Hi! He's just an ordinary person, and he and I are friends. I'll invite him over. Wait a minute."

As soon as Ao Tingxin left Xueying Palace, Chang'e's voice transmission arrived.

"Fourth princess, once the thoughts of Sifan arise, you can't hold it down anymore! After inviting that mortal, you must make San Shengmu hate him, and cut off San Shengma's thoughts of Sifan from the root!"

Ao Tingxin nodded after listening to Chang'e's voice transmission. She thought the same way just now. It seems that she and Chang'e coincided.

She broke into Ding's residence, found Liu Yanchang, and dragged him out through the wall.

Liu Yanchang is reading a book, he still holds "The Analects of Confucius" in his hand!In a blink of an eye, he had already gone from the house to the outside of the courtyard wall of the Ding Mansion.

Ao Tingxin looked at him and said, "I'll give you a task! I'll take you to see the Holy Mother in a while, and you have to find ways to make the Holy Mother hate you. Do you understand?"

Liu Yanchang understood as soon as he heard it, maybe Ao Ting was afraid that he would seduce the San Shengmu, so he came up with such an idea.

Are we the ones who seduce the gods?

Liu Yanchang agreed, "Success! Don't worry, it's not easy for people to like it, what's so difficult for people to hate it? But... Your Royal Highness, the fourth princess, you have to protect me for a while! I'm afraid I'm too annoying, and the third virgin will directly say hello to you." Slap me to death. My life is hard-won! I am very afraid of death!"

Ao Tingxin smiled, "With me here, don't worry!"

The author has something to say: Tomorrow Liu Yanchang will show his charm and make others hate him.This is really... so happy!It's not difficult at all!