[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The Three Virgins quietly appeared behind the scenes, could Liu Yanchang not be afraid?He thought he wouldn't be able to see the Three Holy Mothers without leaving the door!

He sat on the ground and rubbed his face with his hands, calmed down, "I'm... not bad, I'm just too emotional, I was excited when I saw you. Are you doing well recently?"

The Three Virgins reached out and grabbed his collar and pulled him up from the ground.

She said lightly: "For more than 1000 years, life has always been the same. What's the matter? I heard the pilgrims talking in the Notre Dame Palace, saying that Ding Da had kidnapped a scholar. I guessed it was you, so I came down the mountain. Save you. But I think you are doing well, not like being imprisoned."

Liu Yanchang quickly waved his hand, "Oh! Don't dare to say that. I have nothing to do. Just happened to meet Ding Da, so he brought me home and asked me to stay. No, I will teach you when I have nothing to do. Teach his daughters to read and read."

Sanshengmu nodded, "I see."

Looking at the children playing in the distance, Liu Yanchang asked, "Holy Mother, why don't you just come here like this, aren't you afraid that others will see you?"

"The two of us are inside the barrier, and people outside can't see it."

Liu Yanchang complimented: "Oh, as expected of the Third Holy Mother, really amazing!"

He thought about it, and took the opportunity to say something nice about Ding Da.In this world full of feudal superstitions, he had to ask the true God if he could let Ding Da give birth to a son.

"Holy Mother! I think Ding Da has changed. He is like a boy who spreads money every day. He goes to give warmth to the poor when he sees it. Look at the degree of his transformation. When will he be able to have a son?"

The Third Holy Mother didn't answer him, she pointed to the pieces of paper the children were playing with and asked, "What are they playing with?"

"Oh, it's a jigsaw puzzle!"

San ShengMu stretched out her finger, everyone was fixed there, and Liu Yanchang felt that the air became sticky and stagnant.

The Three Virgins walked to the stone table and picked up a scrap of paper.The children had already put together a small piece, and Sanshengmu understood it at a glance, "Did you think of this? It's a bit interesting."

"How can I! I don't have that brain. I saw other people playing this game, so I copied it."

The Three Virgins took the pieces and put them together. She had a quick mind and could do spells.Flip over to the appropriate piece and set it in mid-air.After a while, the jigsaw puzzle was completed, and a picture of the setting sun was fixed in midair.

Sanshengmu was a little proud, "Look, is it like this?"

Liu Yanchang applauded very embarrassingly, "Yes, yes, the Holy Mother fights really fast."

Sanshengmu asked embarrassingly, "This...can you give it to me?"

Liu Yanchang stammered and said, "No, it's not good... this is for children."

Sanshengmu was a little disappointed, and Liu Yanchang hurriedly said: "But I can make a better one for you. This is the first time I make it. The material is very ordinary, and the one made is not very good-looking. When I make a better one, I will give it to you." You send it over."

The Third Holy Mother became happy again, "Thank you so much."

The little red alarm in Liu Yanchang's mind flashed again and again, and he felt that just now, San ShengMu's favorability towards him must have increased by thirty points!

Keep your distance from San Shengmu!Liu Yanchang thought secretly.

There was an indifferent smile on his face, "There's nothing to be thankful for, look at you, you are so polite! I had to make toys for Ding Da's daughters, one sheep was also driven, and two sheep were also herded. How much do you give me?" It’s easy to make a set! It’s not troublesome at all!”

The corners of San Shengmu's smiling mouth froze, and Liu Yanchang subtitled himself in his heart, Ding!The favorability of the Three Virgins towards you -50.

Liu Yanchang pushed the third Holy Mother out again, "Holy Mother, do you have anything else to do? If you have nothing to do, go back quickly! The children are definitely not good for their health."

San ShengMu took a deep breath, looking a little unhappy. "Understood, you are busy!"

After finishing speaking, the Three Virgins turned around and flew away, and the courtyard returned to its original state.The children are still playing, and the puzzles that have been assembled have become fragments again.As for Liu Yanchang... he was still sitting on the ground.

When the second fairy was playing, she noticed that the husband was sitting on the ground. She put down the toy and ran over and asked, "Sir, why did you fall to the ground?"

Several little fairies ran over to help Liu Yanchang up, and Liu Yanchang stroked their little buns, "It's still my disciples who care about me! Mister, go into the room and think about how to make new toys for you. Go play! Don't quarrel." oh!"

The little fairy bared her teeth and said obediently, "Mister, it's been hard work, but please don't make toys so ugly again, sir."

Liu Yanchang was so angry with her!He stretched out his hand and flicked the little fairy's forehead, "Stop talking, I'll get angry when you talk."

Back in the house, Liu Yanchang lay on the bed and sighed.

Now I can't walk away, if I stay in Huashan, I might become the son-in-law of Lao Yang's family one day.People are always trying to increase the favorability of the other party, and he is trying to reduce the favorability.What is it all about!

He hugged the quilt and turned over. How can Sanshengmu hate him?It is definitely not allowed to do bad things, San ShengMu will directly kill him.

Then...before you go to Notre Dame Palace next time, eat more raw green onions?Imagine that his mouth is full of scallions, and when he sees Sanshengmu, he opens his mouth and exhales~~~ A burst of green gas spews out of his mouth, Sanshengmu faints immediately after smelling it...

Liu Yanchang laughed out loud while making up his mind.No, no, no, this won't work!Not to mention San Shengmu, he himself couldn't bear the smell of scallions in his mouth.

After thinking for a long time, Liu Yanchang couldn't think of any good solution.It seems that he can only use his strengths and win by talking cheaply.

Liu Yanchang went to class in the morning and figured out how to make toys in the afternoon.He, Toddin, hired a carpenter to paint and paint on the thin wooden boards, and then sawed and polished the wooden boards bit by bit to make two sets of jigsaw puzzles.One set for the Three Virgins and one set for Ding Da's daughters.

The puzzles are the size of a table, and the patterns are all the same.He also thought about whether to make the jigsaw puzzle of San Shengmu bigger and better, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.He didn't mean that to Sanshengmu, being too kind to others could easily cause unnecessary misunderstandings.

Besides, there is nothing dissatisfied with Sanshengmai, she uses a set of puzzles by herself.The seven fairies of Mount Hua use one set of talents.She is sure to win a one-to-seven match!

After the jigsaw puzzle was finished, Liu Yanchang thought about it and asked the carpenter to help him make two sets of mahjong.One set was kept for Ding Da and his wives and concubines, and the other set was given to Sanshengmu.

He analyzed it carefully, why Sanshengmu wanted to think about the world, because she was so boring!Recalling what she said, 'For more than 1000 years, life has always been the same', what a boring life this must be!He can definitely enrich the spiritual life of the Holy Mother, and let her understand that as long as she finds the right kind of fun, life... no, the life of God will become brilliant!

The mahjong and jigsaw puzzles were finished, Liu Yanchang asked Ding Da to prepare the carriage, carried the things and went to Notre Dame Palace.

The Palace of Notre Dame was still full of incense, Liu Yanchang carried a wooden box and another wooden box, and entered the hall panting.

Putting down the box, he lit three sticks of incense and held them in his hands, bowing to the statue of the Virgin Mary.

"Holy Mother, are you there? I brought the things over, where should I put them for you?" Liu Yanchang muttered in a low voice.

As soon as the words were finished, Liu Yanchang's eyes blurred, and he suddenly came to another place from the Palace of Notre Dame.

Here is a magnificent palace, the interior decoration is mainly pure white and gold.The palace is very large, without partitions, and looks comfortable and grand.

The roof is covered with transparent glazed tiles, and the floor is made of white jade tiles.The furniture is exquisitely carved and looks elegant.Exotic flowers and plants are placed everywhere in the house, and the fragrance of plants fills the whole house.What's even better is that there is a small bright moon floating in the mid-air in the hall. At night, the hall will be full of moonlight, which is extremely beautiful.

The Third Holy Mother came out wearing a sapphire blue gauze dress, and Liu Yanchang asked, "My Lady, where is this?"

"This is Xueying Palace. The Jade Emperor named me the Three Holy Mothers and allowed me to live here."

"Oh oh oh, that's it!" Liu Yanchang looked down, and his own box was also teleported over. He picked up the puzzle box, "Holy Mother, this is a puzzle, you can play with it!"

He picked up the mahjong box again, "This is mahjong, let me teach you how to play."

After explaining the rules of the game, Liu Yanchang said: "This game requires four people to play together. You can usually call your friends over to play with you."

San ShengMu seemed to be hesitant holding the mahjong tiles.Liu Yanchang asked meanly: "Are you so bad? You don't even have a friend?"

Sanshengmu glared at him, Liu Yanchang immediately gave up, and hurried back to make amends, "I mean...the gods are so busy..."

The Third Holy Mother was too lazy to argue with him. She explained: "I usually have the best relationship with the Fourth Princess, Fairy Baihua, and Chang'e. Unfortunately, Fairy Baihua is busy with duties and rarely has free time. Chang'e can't leave Guanghan Palace easily. After all the calculations, it's very rare to get four people together."

Liu Yanchang gave her advice, "I heard that one day is in the sky and one year is on the ground. When they come down during their lunch break, they can play for a month or two in the world, right? As long as they are not too addicted, it's okay to play for a while every day, right? ?”

Sanshengmu smiled, "Let me think about it again! Then I have to ask you to show us how to play mahjong."

Liu Yanchang agreed, "Yes, yes, it's a trivial matter." After thinking for a while, Liu Yanchang rubbed his hands and said, "The Holy Mother... You see, I bought materials and hired a carpenter to make puzzles and mahjong for you. This pay issue..."

Liu Yanchang could feel that Sanshengmu was not happy just after he finished speaking.

"Tell me! What do you want?"

Liu Yanchang chuckled: "I'm not greedy, just give me some gold and silver from the mortal world. You know, I'm very poor, and now I live in Ding's house, so I can't always spend money from others, right?"

With a wave of the sleeves of the Three Virgins, Liu Yanchang saw a cloud of smoke, and in the blink of an eye he returned to the Palace of the Virgin, still holding a heavy cloth bag in his hand.

Opening the cloth bag, Liu Yanchang's eyes flashed at the gold inside.He sighed, in order to make Sanshengmu hate him, he really worked hard!

The author has something to say: I have been comparing Calvin recently, and I am afraid that writing by myself will not be as fun as it was at the beginning.

Moreover, my home is being renovated recently, so I don’t have enough time for coding.The next week may be updated every other day, I hope everyone can understand.

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