[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Liu Yanchang stayed in Ding's house like this, living a life of free food and drink.There are three meals a day, fruit snacks, and a supper in the evening.

Liu Yanchang often calculates how much weight he can gain while holding his job bowl.He occasionally thinks wildly, and if he can't escape the plot of the Lotus Lantern, he will eat himself into a fat man of two hundred catties.He thinks that Sanshengmu should not like the fleshy type!

Just thinking of this, Liu Yanchang felt a little shy.Whoops!Why am I so narcissistic, Sanshengmu is beautiful and still a fairy, if she can fancy me, it would be too unreal!

Living with the Ding family, Liu Yanchang gradually became acquainted with Mrs. Ding.Mrs. Ding really had nothing to say to him. They specially arranged a separate courtyard for him in the front yard. There were two corner doors in the yard, one leading to the front yard and the other leading directly to the outside of the mansion.The small courtyard is self-contained, so it is convenient for Liu Yanchang to study behind closed doors, or go out to meet friends.

The houses in the courtyard are elegantly furnished, the furniture is very expensive, and the beds are very soft and comfortable.After Liu Yanchang was reborn, his family was poor, he lived here comfortably, and he didn't seem to hate Ding Da's arrangement so much anymore!

"Mr. Liu, is Mr. Liu there?"

Liu Yanchang put down the book in his hand and went out to greet him, "Sister-in-law, I'm here! Please come in and sit down."

Mrs. Ding smiled and said, "It's almost autumn. I'll bring a tailor to measure your size. I'll send you the autumn clothes after two days."

Liu Yanchang waved his hands again and again, "Sister-in-law, don't make clothes for me. My clothes are enough to wear, so don't bother me any more. I'm already too embarrassed to eat and drink for free at your house, and you still make me new clothes. It's really uneasy."

"Mr. Liu, please don't say that. I am grateful to you in my heart. You are the great benefactor of our Ding family!"

Liu Yanchang sighed, "You're here again. I've said it all, but I didn't do anything! You keep saying that, and I'm even more embarrassed to stay here."

Madam Ding smiled, "Since you don't like to hear it, I won't talk about it."

After thinking about it, Mrs. Ding suddenly asked, "Mr. Liu, are you busy studying?"

Liu Yanchang thought for a while, Madam Ding must be asking for something from him.He smiled and said: "How should I put it? The next time I go to Beijing to take the exam will be three years later. I am very lazy. I read all the books now. After three years, I have forgotten all of them. So! I I will definitely start reading next year."

Mrs. Ding smiled, she could tell that Liu Yanchang was giving her a step, she said embarrassedly: "Our Ding family has given birth to twelve girls in a row, and the oldest one is already ten years old. In the past, the husband didn't like daughters, I have always thought that a woman's lack of talent is virtue, but I think that even if they don't know how to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, the children must be able to read! The eldest daughter will leave the court in a few years, and if she can't read, how will she deal with the housekeeper in the future?"

Liu Yanchang understood what Mrs. Ding meant, and he said very happily: "I know what my sister-in-law means. If you and Brother Ding don't worry, you can send the children to me for lessons. Needless to say, I am a scholar. I can do some arithmetic, teach the kids how to use the abacus, and I can still do it."

Mrs. Ding was overjoyed when she heard this, "Thank you so much! It's hard to find Mr. Hao now, so it's great of you to agree. Tomorrow, my husband and I will personally deliver Shuxiu!"

Liu Yanchang waved his hand, "You're welcome, and don't send Shu Xiu away either. I can't bear to keep giving me free food and drink. It would be nice if you could find me some work."

In this way, Liu Yanchang became a teacher in the Ding family.In the morning, the ladies of the Ding family brought their maidservants to study.There are only two courses, one is literacy and the other is arithmetic.

Only seven of Ding Da's twelve daughters came to study with Liu Yanchang, and the rest were too young to learn.Liu Yanchang complained behind his back, Ding's family called them Huashan Twelve Beauties, and the ones who came to learn were the Huashan Seven Fairies.

Among the seven girls, only the eldest and the fifth were born to Mrs. Ding, and the others were concubines.As a teacher, Liu Yanchang never discriminates. He will be rewarded if he learns well, and punished if he does not learn well.Liu Yanchang is young and good-looking, Ding Da's daughters love to study with him even if they are reprimanded.

Girls in ancient times didn't have much entertainment, especially Ding Dachou had many rules, he felt that girls should not show their faces in public.So the daughters stay in Dingfu every day and rarely go out.

After getting along for a long time, Liu Yanchang felt that the children were pitiful. Every day, throwing pots, embroidering, guessing lantern riddles, and playing around are just a few things. What's the fun?

He made a set of puzzles for the children when he was not in class in the afternoon.

He found the paper for the book, glued it layer by layer with paste, compacted it, and made it into a thick paper shell.Then draw colorful pictures on it, and finally cut the paper shell into pieces one by one along the curved line.

After the completion of the work, Liu Yanchang looked at the finished product without any fluctuations in his heart, and even wanted to cry.

It's so ugly...

The paper shell is made of thicker paper. After the paste dries, the paper shell is uneven.Coupled with Liu Yanchang's average hands-on ability, the edges of the fragments were cut unevenly, like a dog chewing on them.

Just at this time, the Seven Fairies of Huashan came to play, and the youngest fairy said straightforwardly: "Sir, you taught us not to waste paper, why are you secretly hiding and playing with paper-cut pieces?"

This made Liu Yanchang so angry!This heartless girl made toys for you, but you said I wasted it!

He smiled hypocritically: "Mister is not wasting paper, sir is planning to make a set of toys for you."

"Really? Then how do you play this?"

The Seven Fairies of Huashan came over to read the pieces of paper, and Liu Yanchang explained to them how to play the puzzle.

The little fairy grinned, she bared her small teeth like white rice grains, and smiled innocently, "Thank you sir, you are so smart to make such a fun toy."

Liu Yanchang touched her hair and smiled kindly.Good girl, my husband didn't hurt you for nothing!

Not waiting for Liu Yanchang to be happy for too long, the little girl commented ruthlessly: "It's just too rough, even if you put it back into the original picture, it won't look very good!"

Like pulling a carrot, Liu Yanchang slipped her under the eaves, "Stand here and watch other people play!"

The little fairy didn't cry, she stood quietly under the eaves for a while.Seeing that Liu Yanchang didn't pay attention to her anymore, he tiptoed and ran all the way to his sister's side, and started playing with them.

Liu Yanchang has good eyesight!How could he not see it?

He smiled and shook his head, lying on the rocking chair and watching the children play. "What a ghost!" Liu Yanchang muttered secretly.

"You mean the youngest girl?"

"Yes!" Just after answering, Liu Yanchang broke out in cold sweat.The children played around the stone table in the yard, and none of the servants spoke to him in such a casual tone.He clearly remembered that before he sat down, there was no one behind him, so who was talking to him just now?

There was a cool draft blowing under the corridor, and when the cool wind blew, Liu Yanchang's scalp exploded.He turned back slowly and looked behind him.Seeing the appearance of the person coming, Liu Yanchang yelled in fright, and sat down on the ground.

"What's wrong with you? Are you so scared to see me?" San Shengmu asked suspiciously.

The author has something to say: I...I can only do this...Sorry...