[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Ao Tingxin slipped Liu Yanchang's collar, and took him on a roller coaster back to Ding's residence.

She and Liu Yanchang went straight through the roof and landed in Liu Yanchang's room.

Liu Yanchang supported the table to rest for a while.How miserable!Not only was he slapped in the face, he was also forced to play trapeze twice.

Ao Tingxin said apologetically: "Liu Yanchang, I'm sorry! I have a bad temper, and when I heard what you said, I couldn't control my emotions..."

Liu Yanchang stood up straight, pointed to his ear and said loudly, "What are you talking about? I can't hear you!"

Ao Ting summoned up his mana, and a cyan light ball gathered in his hand, which gently pressed against Liu Yanchang's swollen cheek.

Liu Yanchang felt the coolness on his face, and the numbness in his ears was very comfortable.After a while, the ball of light in Ao Ting's hand dissipated, and she asked, "How do you feel?"

Liu Yanchang touched his cheek, "I can hear in my ears, and my face doesn't hurt anymore."

Ao Tingxin apologized again, "I'm really sorry, I couldn't control my temper..."

Liu Yanchang sat beside the Eight Immortals table, and he poured a cup of tea for Ao Tingxin and himself.

"Fourth princess, you sit down first."

Ao Tingxin sat down obediently, and Liu Yanchang held the tea bowl and said painfully: "Fourth Princess, didn't we agree? I went to Xueying Palace, and you are responsible for protecting me. The Third Holy Mother hasn't done anything yet, why did you call me first?" Get down! I'm deaf in my ears!"

Ao Tingxin's face was full of embarrassment, "I, I don't want to! But what you said at the time was so annoying! I couldn't hold it back, so..."

Liu Yanchang was also very aggrieved, "Didn't you tell me to say that? Let me be more obscene and shameless, so I made up an unmarried wife!! Do you know, except for my mother, I have never I've never held a woman's hand! I'm pure, but naive! Because of your request, my reputation has been ruined to the fairy world! You still hit me..."

Liu Yanchang was so wronged that he was about to cry, and Ao Tingxin was full of guilt.

"I'm really sorry, or else...or I'll make it up to you! I have some pearls here, you can exchange them for some money..."

Liu Yanchang interrupted her, "Don't, don't, I'm a poor scholar, and a pearl of excellent quality suddenly appeared on my body. Doesn't it make it clear that others will snatch me? Maybe someone will have a sudden whim and treat me like a clam." They kept them in the water, and asked me to spit out pearls for them every day. Then I will change and become an aquatic animal.”

Ao Tingxin was amused by him, Liu Yanchang waited for her to finish laughing, and said earnestly: "I think I performed well today, you should go back quickly and persuade the Holy Mother. Just say that I am a stubborn person, It is really not a good thing to ask you to pay for mental damage."

Ao Tingxin asked: "Don't you like Sanshengmu?"

Liu Yanchang said lightly: "It's not just about liking or disliking things in the world. We are not the same way, and being together is just a matter of reluctance."

Ao Tingxin sighed, "It would be great if Sanshengmu could think like you."

Liu Yanchang took a sip of tea, "The San Shengmu is different from me. I am a rational person, and it is not good for me to be with the San Sheng Mu. I can foresee that this relationship will not last long. Even if the San Sheng Mu does not dislike it, but After all, I am a mortal, I want to eat and drink, and I snore and grind my teeth in sleep. She is a fairy, how long can she endure? I can’t marry a daughter-in-law and separate after a year or so, I can’t afford to delay.”

Ao Tingxin said: "It would be fine if you separated for this reason. You may not know that it is a taboo for immortals to fall in love. I don't know how many young immortals have been removed from their immortal status because of this matter. Not to mention the fate of mortals."

"Then you should try to persuade the Holy Mother. It's not worth it to give up your bright future for such an illusory thing as love. Go back and tell her that I'm a big bastard, and I'm sorry. I'm angry, and I don't want to see you again."

Ao Tingxin hesitated, "It's too unfair to you to say that you are so unbearable."

Liu Yanchang smiled and shook his head, "What's the matter? From now on, you won't see anyone else, so you won't feel embarrassed. I'm just a passer-by in your life. When I'm reincarnated, I'll be another person."

Ao Tingxin has completely changed her view of Liu Yanchang. He sacrificed his reputation for others without asking for anything in return. He is a respectable person.

Ao Tingxin stood up, cupped her hands and said, "Mr. Liu, thank you!" She had nothing else to say, so she could only express her solemn thanks.

Liu Yanchang stood up and returned the salute, "It doesn't have to be like this. The Third Holy Mother is free, so you just need to spend more time with her!"

Speaking of this, Liu Yanchang fell into the habit of being mean again, and he complained all the time: "I would rather not marry a wife for the rest of my life! How can there be a god who wants to have a good life but want to get married? Marriage is so annoying! Seven aunts and eight aunts, There are a lot of relatives, Tian Tian Dong, the head of the Li family. It is even more difficult to live after the child is born. The child cries and pulls whenever he wants. He doesn’t care if you are sleeping or not. Raising a child is not only about him Are you hungry or cold, and you still need to educate him, for fear that he will learn bad things. Finally, the child is brought up, married, and he has his own small family, but don’t care about you, an old man and old lady. In short, people It’s the one who suffers, and it’s even more painful when you get married. It’s not like me now, where one person can eat enough and the whole family won’t be hungry.”

Ao Tingxin's head hurt from his nagging, "Okay, okay, I know your difficulties. I'll go back first, you take a good rest, take a good rest, okay?"

Ao Tingxin ran out in a hurry, Liu Yanchang chased her and shouted: "Fourth princess, come and chat with me when you have time! Actually, I am also very boring sometimes!"

Ao Tingxin is worthy of being a princess of the Dragon Clan, she was already very fast, but when Liu Yanchang said that she had time to chat with him, she flew even faster.

Liu Yanchang returned to the house and lay on the bed exhausted.This time there should be no problem. He couldn't help beating himself after hearing what he said in Xueying Palace, it's too scumbag!Liu Yanchang lamented that he is an acting school, an ancient powerful actor, the kind who deserves to have a statuette.

When Ao Tingxin returned to Xueying Palace, San Shengmu's eyes were red, but her mood was already stable.

Chang'e and Fairy Baihua couldn't stay here any longer. Before they left, Fairy Chang'e told Ao Tingxin: "Fourth princess, the two of us can't leave the Heavenly Court for too long. The Third Holy Mother will trouble you to take care of me."

Ao Tingxin said: "What are you talking about? I have been friends with Sanshengmu for many years, how could I leave her alone in Huashan. Go back quickly! I am not in charge of the Heavenly Court. It’s very free, leave it to me here, you can rest assured.”

In this way, Baihua Fairy and Chang'e left worriedly.

Ao Tingxin returned to Xueying Palace to accompany Sanshengmu.

Seeing her coming back, San ShengMu forced a smile and said, "Did Chang'e and Baihua leave? I really... don't have the energy to see them off."

Ao Tingxin feels distressed seeing her like this, but this kind of thing can only be solved by San Shengmu.No matter how much she said, it would be in vain for the San Shengma not to listen.

The Third Holy Mother asked: "Fourth Princess, what did he say?"

"he……"

The Holy Mother interrupted her, "Please tell me the truth, I know what kind of person he is."

Ao Tingxin told San Shengmu what Liu Yanchang meant, "He said...that you are not the same way. He is very sensible, you and him cannot last long, and he cannot accept such a short marriage."

The Third Virgin sighed, "He is right."

Ao Tingxin sat beside her, holding her shoulders, "The life of a mortal is not as good as you imagined. If Liu Yanchang really loves green onions, can you bear it? If he sleeps and snores, can you bear it? "

Sanshengmu laughed suddenly, she shook her head, "Think about it, I really can't accept it."

Seeing her smile, Ao Ting felt relieved.She suddenly felt that she should tell the truth about Liu Yanchang.It might be better for the Three Virgins to realize the reality.

Ao Tingxin continued to persuade: "I admit that Liu Yanchang is a good person. He said some exaggerated things today, and I ordered them. But being nice doesn't mean you are suitable. You don't know him at all, and you don't know where his family is. Well, who else is in the family. Even his real name is only known today."

Ao Tingxin said: "The life of a mortal is long or short. If you just steal a year of happy time, that's fine. When the time comes, you will separate and go your separate ways from now on. No one in heaven finds out, and everyone is happy. But if you want to spend your whole life, one day your affairs will be discovered by heaven. You are willing to be a couple of fateful mandarin ducks and go to death calmly, but you also have to think about your mother Your second brother!"

Sanshengmu nodded with tears in her eyes, "Thank you, Tingxin, I understand."

Ao Tingxin clenched San Shengma's hand tightly, the reasoning had already been explained, and the only way to get out of this hazy favor was to rely on San Shengmu herself.

Erlangshen, who was far away in Guanjiangkou, didn't know that his sister's emotional life had been enriched in just a few days.

Guanjiang Estuary has not rained for many days, and the people at the foot of the mountain beg to Erlang Temple.Erlang God couldn't ignore it, so he invited the rain master to rain some rain on the people in Guanjiangkou.

When the rain fell, the people rejoiced and prepared rich sacrifices for Erlang God.

In the heavenly court, although Yushi's status is not as high as that of Erlang God, he is a heavenly official anyway.Erlangshen troubled him, so naturally he had to prepare a banquet and express his thanks.

Although Erlangshen was aloof, but he was well educated in etiquette, and with the lively atmosphere of the Meishan brothers, Master Yu had a very comfortable meal.

The Xianniang on the table tastes wonderful, sweet and refreshing, and it warms the stomach when it is drunk.The wine was good and the food was good, and the host was considerate. Master Yu accidentally drank a little too much, and he said with a big tongue: "Erlang Zhenjun, our little gods just have a good reputation, and they run around every day. It's really hard work!"

Erlangshen said: "Master Yu, don't underestimate yourself, you can do things, don't worry, Your Majesty."

Master Yu waved his hand drunkenly, "Zhenjun Erlang is joking! Don't talk about this, it's a disappointment! By the way, last time I went to Huashan for a rain trip, I saw a mortal staying in the Xueying Palace of the Three Virgins. Zhenjun knew about this. something?"

The chopsticks in Erlangshen's hand broke with a 'click'.The rain master woke up immediately from the wine, and he secretly complained that he drank too much and didn't keep the door open.

Yu Shi was afraid that he would stay any longer, so he would end up with the chopsticks in Erlangshen's hand, so he slipped away swiftly on the pretext of being too drunk.

Boss Meishan asked, "Second Lord, we don't know if Master Yu's words are true or not, what should we do?"

Erlangshen said with a gloomy face, "Go and catch up with Master Yu, and offer a heavy gift to silence him. You stay at home, and I'll go to Mount Hua."

The author has something to say: Erlangshen, this sister-in-law, can't stand it anymore, and the protagonist will suffer next, let us light the wax for him!