[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Mrs. Ding is pregnant, Ding Da is very happy, and Liu Yanchang is also very happy.

Ding Da eagerly hoped that the baby would be a boy, and Liu Yanchang also eagerly hoped that the baby would be a boy.If he can't give birth to a boy, he must leave it to Ding Da to be his son!What a loss!

One day, after Liu Yanchang finished his lecture in the morning, the little fairy of the Ding family asked Liu Yanchang in a childlike voice: "Sir, do you have any books suitable for children?"

"Did you read it? Is the Book of Songs good?"

The little fairy shook her head, "I want to read to my little brother in my mother's womb."

Liu Yanchang stroked her little bun, "You're so cute." He took out a copy of "The Book of Songs" and handed it to her, "Just read the Book of Songs to my younger brother."

The little fairy asked earnestly, "Can my brother understand?"

"My brother is still young and can't understand, but you can read to him and nurture him. He will love reading when he grows up!"

The little fairy took the "Book of Songs", "Thank you sir, goodbye sir."

"OK, bye!"

Liu Yanchang watched the little fairy go away with a kind smile on his face.But the smile on his face soon froze, because San ShengMu appeared in the yard at some point.

He took two steps back carefully, leaned on the door frame and said nervously, "Holy Mother! What can you do?"

San ShengMu couldn't help laughing at his cautious and cowardly appearance, she smiled and said, "Can't I come to you?"

"No, no, please sit inside."

There are seven low tables in the room, which should be used by the little girls of the Ding family.There is a high table in front, which is used by Liu Yanchang.Also hanging on the front wall is a black-painted wooden panel covered in white writing.

Liu Yanchang asked the Holy Mother to sit down, "What do you want from me?"

Sanshengmu said apologetically, "I'm here to apologize to you for what happened in Xueying Palace last time."

"There's nothing to apologize for. It was I who spoke rudely first, and the fourth princess taught me a lesson."

"But you were instigated by the fourth princess for your rude words!"

Liu Yanchang said shyly, "You...you know it all! Don't be angry, the four princesses are all for your own good."

Sanshengmu smiled, "You don't have to be so cautious, I've already figured it out!"

Liu Yanchang was a little relieved, "It's good if you can figure it out. I think you're just free, and usually too boring, so I want to find a companion to play with you. If you don't mind, I can be your friend! After all, like There are not many mortals who are as reliable as me!"

After hearing Liu Yanchang's words, San Shengmu couldn't help laughing out loud.

As soon as Erlangshen came to Ding's mansion, he saw his third younger sister chatting happily with a little boy.He couldn't help but clenched the three-pointed double-edged gun tightly, wishing he could stab that obtrusive little boy right through.

Sanshengmu and Liu Yanchang chatted for a while. Although they didn't make it clear, they both knew it well.The fact that Sanshengmu has a good impression of Liu Yanchang has just passed away. From now on, the two of them will be ordinary friends when they meet again.

After the words were finished, the Three Virgins turned into a wisp of green smoke and dissipated in an instant.

Liu Yanchang picked up a rag and wiped all the words on the blackboard.He found someone to make the blackboard, so it would be much more convenient to teach the little fairies with a blackboard!

Looking at the clean blackboard, Liu Yanchang nodded in satisfaction.He was carrying a rag and trying to wash it clean.Unexpectedly, when he turned around, he was no longer in the room.

The grass was luxuriant here, and there was no one there. When the cool wind blew, Liu Yanchang couldn't help shivering.

It must be Sanshengmu who can have such a fairy method, Liu Yanchang called out in a low voice: "Third Shengmu? Sanshengmu, are you looking for me?"

No one responded to Liu Yanchang's words. He thought, if it wasn't the Third Holy Mother, could it be the Fourth Princess who was joking with him?

"Fourth princess, I know it's you! Stop playing, come out!"

The surroundings were still quiet, Liu Yanchang couldn't help hugging his thin self.It's over, it's over, in the wilderness, killing people and hiding corpses.who I am?where am I?Which bitch wants to kill me!

He stood up straight, silently recited the core values ​​of socialism in his heart, and encouraged himself with eight honors and eight disgraces.

He cleared his throat and said in a loud voice with his hands behind his back: "Although I don't know who you are, I want to warn you that I am good friends with the Sanshengmu and the Fourth Princess of the East China Sea. If they find out that I am missing, they will definitely help me." Revenge. Killing me is nothing, but the troubles after that will be endless!"

"Oh? Then it seems that I have no choice but to let your soul fly away, and your bones will be ashes."

A pleasant man's voice came from behind, and Liu Yanchang turned around tremblingly.

Danfeng eyes, high nose bridge, thin lips and golden lines on his forehead, these features reminded Liu Yanchang of who he was in an instant.

Liu Yanchang pointed at him and yelled, "You are the one who abused cats!"

"Ok?"

Liu Yanchang was overwhelmed by the 'Huh? He retracted his fingers in fright, shrunk his shoulders, and asked cowardly: "Zhenjun Erlang, what's the matter with you bringing me here?"

God Erlang is dressed in silver armor and a purple gold crown on his head. Compared with the toga with long sleeves last time, he looks a bit more heroic.He pointed at Liu Yanchang with a three-pointed and two-edged gun and said, "I thought you were unforgivable for seducing my third sister, but I didn't expect you and the fourth princess to have a relationship! Today I will blow your soul away!"

Liu Yanchang was wronged and wronged, "Who seduced your sister? Who has an affair with the fourth princess? Why are you thinking so darkly, can you have some sunshine in your heart?"

Erlang God sneered, "Then tell me, what is your relationship with the Third Holy Mother and the Fourth Princess?"

"Just ordinary friends!"

"Heh, you think I'll believe it?"

Liu Yanchang's stubborn temper also came up, "Believe it or not, if you have the ability, you can ask your sister and the fourth princess. We are just ordinary friends. Who like you is full of love and love every day."

Erlangshen frowned suddenly, Liu Yanchang thought he had murderous intentions.He folded his hands on his chest, "I tell you, if you kill me, the Third Holy Mother and the Fourth Princess will never forgive you for the rest of their lives! Because you made them lose their incomparably precious friend!"

Erlang Shen stretched out his finger, and Liu Yanchang changed from a man into a white cat.

"Meow! Meow! Meow!" (What are you doing! Why did you turn me into a cat! Are you going to put a gold collar on my neck again!)

Erlang Shen said impatiently: "Shut up, my third sister is here, you just stay here, if you dare to talk nonsense, I will slap you to death!"

Liu Yanchang persisted, "Meow meow!" (I don't want to be a cat! If I am not allowed to be a human, I will also be another animal!)

"Then what do you want to be!"

"Meow!" (I want to be a panda!)

"What is a panda?"

"Meow meow, meow meow." (It is a kind of bear in Sichuan, the big one. It may also be called bamboo bear or black and white bear.)

Erlangshen sneered, and stretched out his finger to touch his forehead.

Liu Yanchang stared at his paw excitedly, waiting for the moment when a miracle would happen.You should know that a slap of a panda has a strength of more than 200 kilograms!When he turns into a panda, give Erlangshen a paw, even if he can't hurt him, he can still vent his anger on himself.After all, I am a frail scholar, and I am not as strong as a panda.

The narrow and thin white claws gradually turned black and widened little by little.Liu Yanchang was full of joy when he saw it, but after a while, the paws seemed to be still as wide and did not grow any bigger.

Are the paws of adult pandas just like this?

Liu Yanchang raised his arms and looked down. It was not an illusion, he was not much older than before.

Depend on!Erlang God turned himself into a panda cub with sinister intentions, and his heart can be punished!

San ShengMu flew over from afar, and as soon as she landed, she happily asked, "Second Brother, why are you here?"

With a smile on the corner of Erlang Shen's mouth, he said softly, "I'll come and see you."

Sanshengmu was puzzled, "Then why don't you come to my Xueying Palace. I didn't know you were here until I heard the mountain god mention it."

Erlangshen was stunned by the question, he pinched the fur on the back of Liu Yanchang's neck and lifted him up from the ground.

"The little guy is naughty, I was delayed by him for some time."

Liu Yanchang is now a clean and plump cat. The white part is very white, and the black part is very black. It is fluffy and looks very cute.

"It's so cute, second brother, is this your new pet? Give me a hug!"

Just as Sanshengmu stretched out her hand to take Liu Yanchang, Erlang Shen hurriedly avoided her and refused to let her hug her.

Looking at the questioning eyes of San Shengmu, Erlang God coughed and said uncomfortably: "He's a bit dirty, you should stop hugging him."

The Third Holy Mother nodded suspiciously, "Oh, all right! Then I won't hug her anymore."

It was inconvenient to speak in the wilderness, so they went back to Xueying Palace, where Sanshengmu made tea and served it to Erlangshen.

"Second brother, are you busy recently?"

"Fine. How are you doing?"

Sanshengmu nodded, "I'm fine too!"

Erlang Shen nodded, and said insinuatingly, "It's boring for you to stay in Huashan alone, or I'll find you a maid to take care of you!"

The third virgin smiled and said, "No need! The fourth princess often comes to accompany me. And I recently made a mortal friend. He is very funny and humorous. Chatting with him makes me happy every day."

Erlang Shen picked up his teacup and asked seemingly casually, "Oh? What kind of mortal is he?"

Sanshengmu said with a smile: "Second brother also knows the cat that was brought to Guanjiangkou last time. He said at that time that the second brother would give him small clothes, and I trained him. Second brother, you are not so boring. people!"

Erlang paused, and Liu Yanchang lay on the ground covering his mouth and laughing, hehe, your second brother is such a boring person!

Sanshengmu took a sip of tea and suddenly came back to her senses, "No! Second brother, did you hear something? Did you go to see Liu Yanchang?"

Liu Yanchang didn't expect Sanshengmu to be so smart, he raised his hand to let Sanshengmu notice him.But Erlangshen had quick eyesight and quick hands, he grabbed Liu Yanchang's raised paw and pressed him on his lap.No matter how Liu Yanchang stretched his arms, kicked his legs and twisted his buttocks, he couldn't get rid of Erlang's palm.

"I asked the Rain Master to bring rain near the mouth of the Guanjiang River. He said that he saw a mortal in your Xueying Palace a few days ago. I was worried, so I came over to have a look."

Sanshengmu was a little unhappy, "The gods are like ordinary people, talkative." She comforted Erlangshen, "Second brother, Liu Yanchang and I are really just ordinary friends. I am already thousands of years old, not a child, I Know what to do and what not to do. You don’t have to be so nervous, just run over in a hurry when you hear that there is a mortal here.”

Erlangshen was helpless, "If you came here with a mortal woman, why would Master Yu tell me? Since he specifically mentioned that mortal, it must be a man. How can I not worry?"

Sanshengmu smiled, "Second brother is also concerned about chaos, if you are still not at ease, go to the town at the foot of Huashan to see Liu Yanchang. He is just a mortal, he likes money, but he also has principles. Apart from nagging, there is nothing special about him. "

Liu Yanchang's little black bean eyes and Erlang God's red phoenix eyes looked at each other, Comrade Sanshengmu, your brother has already visited me and turned me into a Panda.

The author has something to say: The cub is so fat, I want to raise one... Unfortunately, I can't afford it...