[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The misunderstanding has been resolved, and Erlangshen knows that he has wrongly blamed Liu Yanchang.

Looking at the bamboo bear on his leg, Erlang said to his sister: "Although you and Liu Yanchang are ordinary friends, you should not get too close to him. There are many people in the world, and if it reaches the ears of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother , Another right and wrong."

Sanshengmu nodded obediently, "I see, second brother."

God Erlang took out a pair of bronze mirrors, one big and one small, with patterns of blue birds engraved on the back.

He handed the larger bronze mirror to the Holy Mother, "This is a concentric mirror. If something goes wrong, you can use it to send me a message. It will be faster."

Sanshengmu took the bronze mirror over, "Second brother, don't worry, even if something happens, I have a lotus lamp to protect me, who can do anything to me?"

"I just gave a few more instructions." Erlangshen stood up holding Liu Yanchang by the back of the neck, "I'm going back to Guanjiangkou first. You have to learn to take care of yourself in Huashan."

Sanshengmu said with a smile: "I know! I know! I have lived in Huashan for so many years. When did I feel wronged? By the way! Second brother, wait a moment!"

"what happened?"

The Third Holy Mother stretched out her hands and quickly pinched Liu Yanchang's furry ears.

"Okay! Second brother, you can go!"

Erlang God: "..."

Liu Yanchang: ...I didn't expect you to be such a San ShengMu.

Erlang God sent Liu Yanchang back to the Ding Mansion.After entering the room, Erlangshen flicked his hand casually, Liu Yanchang flew into the air and changed back into a human form, and fell to the ground with a snap.

Rubbing his buttocks, Liu Yanchang grinned and said, "Zhenjun Erlang, haven't we made it clear? Why are you still so rough to me?"

Erlang God looked down at Liu Yanchang, and said coldly, "You and my third sister are indeed ordinary friends, but who can guarantee that you won't fall in love for a long time?"

Liu Yanchang complained that if he wanted to have sex, he would have had it long ago. Maybe now that the child is full moon, he can still wait for you to bully me.

"Then tell me, what do you want?" Liu Yanchang asked impatiently.

"Leave Huashan."

Liu Yanchang was not happy, "I want to take the imperial examination. It's close to the capital, so it's convenient for me to go to Beijing for the exam. If I go back to my hometown, I'll have to commute for half a year. I don't want to go!"

Holding the weapon, Erlangshen threatened, "Are you sure?"

The tip of the three-pointed double-edged gun was shining brightly, Liu Yanchang shrank back, "I, I, I, I'm not sure..."

Erlang God said coldly: "It's for your own good to keep you away from Sanshengmu. In case something happens, Sanshengmu will just be punished by heaven. And you, an insignificant mortal, will be reincarnated immediately. In the next life, you will be a pig or a pig." No one can tell with a dog."

Liu Yanchang patted the dust off his body and stood up from the ground, "Telling me to leave Mount Hua won't solve the problem! You fly around every day. If San Shengmu comes to play with me, you can run eight times in one meal. back and forth."

Erlang God bowed his head in thought, Liu Yanchang continued to persuade: "Three Holy Mother is not stupid, I am just a poor scholar, what can she fancy me? Master Zhenjun, are you too nervous?"

Erlang Shen didn't make a sound, but judging by his expression, he was still worried.

Sitting on the little fairy's low table, Liu Yanchang sighed, "How can you rest assured? You can't just let me be a broken sleeve for your sister!"

Erlang Shen immediately replied: "Yes."

Liu Yanchang's expression went blank for a moment, "What did you say?" He asked in a trembling voice.

"You do the broken sleeve, this opinion is fine."

Liu Yanchang smiled flatteringly, "No, Zhenjun Erlang, you are a god, but you have to be reasonable, right? Whether you like men or women is innate, you can't let me change it at will!"

Erlangshen said: "Think about it, should you become Duanxiu voluntarily, or I will turn you into Duanxiu."

"Can the broken sleeve change?"

Erlang Shen glanced meaningfully at Liu Yanchang's lower body, and Liu Yanchang clamped his legs tightly in fright.

"Okay! From today onwards, I will have broken sleeves. It's all right, steady, no problem."

Erlang Shen nodded in satisfaction, "From now on, when you see my third sister, you must wear women's clothes."

Liu Yanchang was very dissatisfied, "It's too much for me to be a broken sleeve, why do you want me to wear women's clothing? I'm so brave...can I not be the one above?"

Erlang smiled: "I can't!"

Liu Yanchang pouted his mouth so that he could hang an oil bottle on his mouth.

Erlang Shen warned him before leaving, "Do as I ask, if you don't wear women's clothes when you see my third sister, I will know."

When Erlang God left, Liu Yanchang gave himself a small mouth.

Let you owe, let you owe, just your quick brain, what is not good to mention, must mention what is broken.Liu Yanchang sat in the room and sighed, if he had known earlier, he might as well have recognized the Holy Mother of God as his godmother!Following the godmother and the godmother can at least gain some benefits, so he doesn't mind changing his name to Liu Chenxiang at all.

Liu Yanchang didn't want to wear women's clothes, and he didn't want to be a little shoushou.So he stayed in Ding's mansion, never leaving the gate, teaching the children to read and write in the morning, and studying behind closed doors in the afternoon.Try not to miss the Holy Mother of God, and not to be a small broken sleeve!

In the blink of an eye, three months have passed, and winter has come, and the little fairies start class half an hour later than summer.At noon that day, the seven fairies of Ding's family went back from get out of class, and Liu Yanchang finished his lunch, rubbed his belly, and walked around the house to digest.

"Liu Yanchang, are you there?"

As soon as he heard someone calling his name outside the door, Liu Yanchang opened the door and shouted, "Oh! I'm here."

Outside the door was the Holy Mother of the Third, she said happily: "The Fourth Princess is here, we are here to chat with you."

Liu Yanchang was very happy to see them coming, "Come here! Come in! It's cold outside. We haven't seen each other for a long time. Today I'm making hot pot, let's eat together!"

Suddenly, Liu Yanchang remembered Erlang Shen's words, and he stammered: "You, don't come in, wait outside for a while, and then come in later."

Liu Yanchang shut the door of the Three Virgins and the Fourth Princess with a 'bang'.

The fourth princess frowned, "Why is he crazy?"

Sanshengmu shook her head inexplicably, "I don't understand either."

Liu Yanchang rummaged through the boxes and cabinets and found his only piece of women's clothing.In order to make this dress, he deliberately ran out of the city, and went to the next county town thirty miles away to order it.

He will never forget the eyes of the tailor shop owner and the guy at that time.It is estimated that they have never seen any man order women's clothing, and they also asked for it to be made according to their own size.

The tailor shop owner and his assistants are really ignorant, Liu Yanchang has completed the appraisal.

Encouraging himself in his heart, Liu Yanchang put on the women's dress as if death was at home.

She was wearing a cyan dress, made of ordinary material, with a man's bun on her head.Looking at himself in the mirror, Liu Yanchang couldn't help blushing.

It's over, he has become a womanizer...

Liu Yanchang opened the door aggrieved, and the Third Holy Mother and Fourth Princess couldn't help covering their mouths when they saw him.

The fourth princess shouted: "Liu Yanchang, what kind of monster are you doing?"

"Come ahead and talk about it!"

After entering the house, the three of them sat around the charcoal basin and talked.Liu Yanchang complained to them about Erlang Shen's rude behavior.I thought that the third virgin and the fourth princess could stand on my side, but I didn't expect them to not only have no sympathy after listening to it, but laughed out loud.

The fourth princess lay on the third Holy Mother, her stomach ached from laughing.It's still Sanshengmu who has a conscience, she said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, I'll go and tell my second brother not to bully you."

Liu Yanchang thanked with tears in his eyes: "Thank you! San Shengmu! You are much better than your brother."

When Sanshengmu heard him speak, she couldn't help laughing again.

"You are so outrageous! What are you laughing at? What's so funny about me wearing a skirt!"

The fourth princess sat up straight and held back her smile, "Okay, okay, let's stop laughing. Pfft! Hahaha!"

Liu Yanchang glared at her, isn't it a reverse play!I really don't know much!Smiling, laughing, like eating a haha ​​fart...

The Third Holy Mother poked at the Fourth Princess and whispered something in her ear.After the fourth princess listened, her eyes sparkled, and she nodded impatiently.

Liu Yanchang asked, "What are you two muttering about?"

San ShengMu discussed and said, "Liu Yanchang, how about we help you comb your hair in a bun?"

Liu Yanchang covered the top of his head, "Wow! It really is the most poisonous woman's heart! Your brother asked me to wear a women's dress, and you actually wanted to play with my hair. Do you still want to paint my lips red?"

The fourth princess shook her head, "No! You don't match your clothes with a boy's bun! It looks very funny. But if you want to paint your lips red, we can do it for you."

Liu Yanchang shook his head like a rattle, "No, no, no! No, thank you, I don't need to change my hairstyle, and I don't need to paint my lips red."

The third virgin and the fourth princess looked at each other and fixed him directly with spells.

The two happily ran over to break Liu Yanchang's bun.

The fourth princess stroked Liu Yanchang's hair and said, "Hey, his hair is very smooth!"

The Three Virgins nodded, "Really! It's black and bright."

Although Liu Yanchang was immobilized, his mouth could still speak. He threatened them and said, "I haven't washed my hair for three years!"

The fourth princess hit his head with a comb, "Now you are not allowed to speak."

The two were busy for a while, and finally they were done.San ShengMu lifted Liu Yanchang's immobilization technique and pushed him in front of the mirror.

With black hair tied into a bun, big almond eyes, and slightly upturned plump lips, Liu Yanchang only took one look and turned his back.

"I am a Populus euphratica tree, which can live for 1000 years, stand upright for 1000 years after death, and be immortal for 1000 years when it falls. It has been cast for thousands of years, and its unyielding quality has been praised for thousands of years."

The fourth princess asked: "What are you talking about here?"

Liu Yanchang burst into tears and said: "I must always remind myself that I am a boy. I am a straight young poplar, and I grow beside the outpost."

The author has something to say: From now on, the protagonist will say something every day, I am straight, I am straight, I am straight!