[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The fourth princess heard Liu Yanchang muttering there, and couldn't help asking: "Next to the outpost? Where is the outpost?"

Liu Yanchang wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "It's nothing, I just said nonsense."

After all, Sanshengmu was soft-hearted, she said: "Since you don't like it, then I will remove the bun!"

Liu Yanchang stopped her, "Forget it. It's hard to play once, let's do it today!"

Liu Yanchang suddenly remembered the jokes he saw on the Internet in his previous life, where boys imitated girls taking selfies.He suddenly got excited, and he asked: "Do you gods have that kind of magic weapon, the kind that can keep the portrait?"

Sanshengmu thought for a while, "You should be talking about the photo stone."

Liu Yanchang urged, "Take it out and have a look!"

The Three Virgins found a smooth stone from her wide sleeve, the ordinary ones were just picked up by the side of the road.She pinched the formula with her hand, and a golden light shot into the stone.

The stone turned a transparent amber color, and it slowly floated up in mid-air, casting a beam of light like a flashlight.

Another Three Virgins appeared in the room smiling at them, and Liu Yanchang ran over curiously to have a look.

The Three Virgins just can't move, and the other places are exactly the same as the Three Virgins, like a 3D projection.

Liu Yanchang asked for the opinion of the Holy Mother, "Can I try poking it?"

Sanshengmu nodded, and Liu Yanchang stretched out his finger and poked it carefully. His finger poked into Sanshengmu's body, but nothing happened.

"This is just a shadow, without substance." The fourth princess explained.

Liu Yanchang touched his chin and nodded deeply, "It's amazing."

He walked around the shadow of the Three Virgins twice, and suddenly said cheerfully, "Let's take a group photo!"

The third virgin and the fourth princess: "Huh?" His thoughts changed too quickly!

"How about we take this group photo as a souvenir?"

The fourth princess stammered and said: "If you don't feel awkward, you can! But, do you want to change back to men's clothes?"

Liu Yanchang tugged at the skirt indifferently, "Why do you want to change it? I think it's fun to wear women's clothing."

Three Virgins: "..."

The fourth princess: "..."

It's over, this mortal was driven stupid by Erlang God.

Liu Yanchang happily tugged on the sleeves of the two of them, "Come on, where are we going to take pictures?"

The fourth princess suggested: "Uh... shall we take pictures at the table?"

"Yeah!"

The Third Virgin and the Fourth Princess asked Liu Yanchang to sit in the middle, and the two of them sat on both sides.

Liu Yanchang made a V gesture with his left hand and pressed it against his cheek, and clenched his right hand into a fist against his right cheek, pouting.

The fourth princess looked disgusted, "Why are you pouting?"

Liu Yanchang said shamelessly: "Girls always take pictures like this, so come along too!"

The Third Holy Mother and the Fourth Princess refused, but Liu Yanchang was soft-spoken. The two of them had no choice but to pout together with him to show off their cuteness.

After taking the picture, pouting and showing off his cuteness, Liu Yanchang asked Sanshengmu to call out the video to have a look.Although the mouths of the Third Holy Mother and the Fourth Princess were pouted, their eyes were full of reluctance, but Liu Yanchang didn't care, he nodded in satisfaction after reading.

"I'm thinking about how to take the next picture... let's compare each other!"

"Comparison?"

"That's right!" Liu Yanchang stretched out his arm, drew a half circle with his arm, and made a big heart, "It's like this."

The fourth princess complained: "Where is the heart? This doesn't look like a heart?"

"Don't worry about it so much, just do it according to this!"

The Third Holy Mother sent a voice transmission to the Fourth Princess, "Let's just play with him! He hasn't had a good time recently, and he has suffered a lot of grievances."

The fourth princess nodded helplessly, and the two accompanied Liu Yanchang to compare their hearts.

All three of them were wearing togas with long sleeves, and their arms were raised so that the sleeves covered their faces.Liu Yanchang was quite dissatisfied with the effect of the photo, so he rolled up his sleeves and took another photo.But the third virgin and fourth princess thought this posture was pretty good, their sleeves covered their faces, and no one knew who they were, so it was less embarrassing.

After the big heart, Liu Yanchang is more careful.After posing various poses and taking dozens of photos, Liu Yanchang was satisfied.

The Three Virgins taught Liu Yanchang how to use the picture stone. This picture stone does not require mana, as long as he has learned the magic formula.Liu Yanchang fiddled with the photo stone, checking the images he had just taken.

The Third Holy Mother asked: "Liu Yanchang, I have taken a lot of photos, are you still satisfied?"

Liu Yanchang bared his teeth and smiled: "It's okay! I don't like taking selfies very much."

If you don’t like taking selfies, you still take so many?

"Then...we're going to shoot here today?"

Liu Yanchang nodded, "Okay! You guys wait for me! I'll go change my clothes and cook hot pot for you when I come back."

After entering the back room, I changed into men's clothes and tied up my hair with a square scarf.Liu Yanchang asked the Third Holy Mother and the Fourth Princess to sit in the house for a while, and he went to the kitchen to prepare ingredients.

Liu Yanchang lives in the Ding Mansion. There is a corner door in his yard that leads directly to the street outside, and he is a family of his own.At the beginning, Liu Yanchang had no money, and Ding Da paid for his board and lodging.Later, he gave lectures to Ding Da's daughters, and Ding Da paid him a salary.From then on, although he still lived in Ding's mansion, all the food and clothing expenses were his own, and he refused to let Ding Da spend money.

Ding Da and Mrs. Ding persuaded him several times, but Liu Yanchang still insisted on his decision.Ding Da has changed a lot, Liu Yanchang is willing to be friends with him, since we are friends, we can't always take advantage of others.In this regard, Liu Yanchang was unexpectedly stubborn.

There happened to be fresh vegetables in the kitchen, so Liu Yanchang washed the vegetables and stacked them on porcelain plates.There is only one piece of pork belly in the house, which is not suitable for hot pot.However, there were a few live fish in the tank. Liu Yanchang killed the fish, shaved the fish scales, removed the internal organs, and cleaned the fish.Remove the fish bones, cut the fish into thin slices and put them in the basin.Add salt, various spices and a little starch and mix.

The carefully crafted hot pot base ingredients are sealed in jars and put into warehouses.Now it is very cold outside, and the warehouse is even colder. The hot pot base is fried with butter, which is easy to solidify and store in the warehouse.

Liu Yanchang scooped out some bottom ingredients and fried them, then added them into high broth and simmered.The pot is opened, put in the fish head and fish bone and stew.

Looking at the plates of vegetables in the kitchen, there are small stoves and hot pots.Liu Yanchang suddenly remembered that there were two "strong laborers" in the room.

Since he doesn't intend to take other girls as his wives, there is no need to take care of these two girls.Especially a certain girl's brother is so over the top!Now is the time for revenge!

Liu Yanchang called the third virgin and the fourth princess, and directed the fourth princess to serve dishes, and asked the third virgin to light the small stove and move the pot and stove into the house.

The three saints and the four princesses have magic powers, and if they just use a floating technique, the dishes and pots will float back into the house by themselves.

The three of them sat around the stove, and only one pot could be placed on the stove, not others.The dishes were all placed on the big table, Liu Yanchang sat at the table to serve the dishes, and the three of them took small bowls to eat the dishes.

In cold weather, eating hot and spicy hot pot is really a treat.Liu Yanchang also boiled shochu and put it in a small pot, anyone who wanted to drink it would pour it himself.

The fourth princess ate a piece of fish fillet, covered her mouth and breathed out, "It's very numb and spicy! But it's delicious."

Liu Yanchang proudly said: "I'm very good at cooking! This is my private base. I put pepper and cornel in it, so the taste is stronger."

Liu Yanchang saw the fourth princess eating fish fillets, he asked in surprise: "Isn't this your aquarium? Can you eat it?"

"How fresh! They haven't opened their minds, why can't I eat them?" The fourth princess suddenly felt wrong, "Hey? You think I can't eat aquariums, why do you want to make fish hot pot?"

Liu Yanchang said guiltily, "I don't have any other meat here?"

The three of them were laughing and laughing, and finished eating the hot pot noisily. Liu Yanchang strongly suggested taking a few photos.

The three of them happily took pictures with their rice bowls in their hands.

After eating, Liu Yanchang begged the fourth princess to wash the dishes.She is a dragon!Isn't washing dishes a racial talent?

Ao Tingxin has lived for so long, and has never seen a dragon wash the dishes.She had no choice but to use a small spell to clean the dishes and arrange them neatly.

Looking at the clean pots and pans, Liu Yanchang couldn't help stretching out his thumbs to praise, "The fourth princess is amazing!"

Ao Tingxin: "..." I won't be happy if you praise me like that!

It was already evening after cleaning up the kitchen, and the Third Madonna and Fourth Princess planned to leave.

Leaving Liu Yanchang's small courtyard, the Holy Mother left the last image of Liu Yanchang in the photo stone in mid-air.The scholar in blue is standing in the snow while holding onto a tree.The orange sunset glow reflected on his face, making the smile at the corner of his mouth even warmer.

After the San Shengmu and the Fourth Princess left, they did not return to Xueying Palace, but went directly to Guanjiangkou.

It wasn't easy for Liu Yanchang either. He obviously didn't do anything, but he suffered from unwarranted disasters time and time again.

When they arrived at Guanjiangkou, God Erlang was very happy to see them coming.

"Third sister, fourth princess, you are here!"

God Erlang invited them into the house, and the servants offered fragrant tea.Xiaotiangou also entered the house, and it lay at Erlangshen's feet, wagging its tail leisurely.

As soon as he entered the room and sat down, before the cold air on his body dissipated, San ShengMu asked: "Second brother, do you require Liu Yanchang to wear women's clothing every time he sees me?"

Erlangshen sneered: "His small report is very fast!"

Sanshengmu said dissatisfiedly: "Second brother, I really have nothing to do with Liu Yanchang! There will be nothing in the future! He is just a mortal, so don't embarrass him!"

The fourth princess also persuaded, "Yes! Liu Yanchang is our friend. I always go to Huashan to look for the Third Holy Mother. With me watching, nothing will happen! You don't worry about Liu Yanchang, don't you worry about me?"

Erlang didn't agree, he asked coldly, "Did Liu Yanchang see you wearing women's clothes today?"

The Third Holy Mother and the Fourth Princess nodded with strange faces, Erlang thought they were lying to him, "He really wore it?"

The fourth princess nodded, "Really, really! He really wore it!"

Sanshengmu said: "Second brother, can you promise me that you will not embarrass Liu Yanchang in the future, and don't let him wear women's clothing? He is a scholar, and it is very bad to humiliate him like this."

Erlang Shen picked up his teacup and said slowly: "If you can show evidence that he is wearing women's clothes, I promise not to make things difficult for him in the future. I must know if he listened to me."

The Third Holy Mother took out the photo stone and put a picture of Liu Yanchang pouting in women's clothing.

The tea from Erlangshen's mouth sprayed out, wet Xiaotiangou lying on the ground.

He looked at it for a while, then said quietly: "Third sister, fourth princess, are you sure you want to be friends with this lunatic?"

The author has something to say: Erlang Shen: Third sister, are you sure you want to be friends with this psychopath?

Sanshengmu: Second brother, are you sure you want to be with this psychopath?

A psychopath: What are you brothers and sisters talking about!Where is the neurosis?