[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Seeing the video of Liu Yanchang's women's clothing, Erlang finally no longer worried that his sister would fall in love with him.He believed in the eyes of his third sister, she was so cute, she would definitely not like this pervert!

Flipping through the photo stone, Erlang Shen sighed, a scholar can still be so happy in women's clothes.This scholar named Liu Yanchang, how thick his skin can be!

Turning to the video of the three of them eating hot pot, Xiaotiangou lying on the ground suddenly said: "Master, I want to eat this too."

The hot pot in the video looks really delicious. The snow-white fish fillets are dipped in sauce and look oily and translucent.Vegetables are boiled in the pot, steaming, and in this winter, just looking at it makes people feel warm.

Erlangshen patted Xiao Tiangou's head with a cold face, "Do you want to eat that? I'll go and catch that scholar and cook for you!"

Sanshengmu got a little angry, "Second brother! Can you stop being so unreasonable! You are a god, not a monster who occupies the mountain as king! How can you arrest people and arrest them?"

She persuaded: "The first time I met Liu Yanchang, he helped me avoid Ding Da, and prevented Ding Da from smashing my Notre Dame Palace. He didn't know who I was at the time, and I didn't need his help. But I am still grateful to him in my heart. Second brother, he is also my benefactor, I don't ask you to thank him, but can you not embarrass him? "

The fourth princess also chimed in, "Heavenly rules are strict, and immortals are not allowed to fall in love. At first Sanshengmu and Liu Yanchang got close, and some of our friends were also very nervous. Chang'e and Baihua came down to visit, but Sanshengmu and Liu Yanchang It’s really innocent. Liu Yanchang has a good character and a big heart. San Shengmu and I have lived together for more than 1 years, how can a mortal still fool us?”

Erlangshen felt that what the fourth princess said was reasonable, he thought for a while and said: "Okay! I promise you will not make things difficult for him."

Xiaotiangou sat up straight and looked at Erlangshen, his dark eyes showed his desire for hot pot.

Erlang patted Xiao Tiangou's head, "Third Sister, can Liu Yanchang come over and cook for Xiao Tiangou? I can pay him."

Xiao Tiangou ran up to Sanshengmu and looked at her expectantly. Sanshengmu couldn't bear to refuse Xiaotiangou, "This... I have to ask Liu Yanchang if he is willing."

Erlangshen promised, "If he is willing to come, one tael of gold a day will be his reward."

The third virgin and the fourth princess looked at each other, and both sighed, "He probably agrees to such a condition."

The three saints and four princesses returned to Huashan, and they brought Erlangshen and Xiaotiangou with them.

They landed quietly in Liu Yanchang's small courtyard. It was already late at night, and Liu Yanchang was fast asleep.

The knock on the door kept ringing, Liu Yanchang rubbed his eyes sleepily, put on his cloak and opened the door.

As soon as the door opened, Liu Yanchang's drowsiness disappeared.He wrapped his cloak tightly, looked at Erlang Shen and said, "You...what do you think? Am I wearing women's clothing?"

Sanshengmu smiled awkwardly, "Liu Yanchang, let's go in first and talk about it later!"

After entering the house, San ShengMu explained the purpose of coming.

Liu Yanchang was a little hesitant. A tael of gold a day sounds very good, but when he goes to Guanjiangkou, he won't be frightened to death in Erlangshen's territory?

Xiaotiangou squatted beside Liu Yanchang and said, "You just need to make hot pot for me, I don't usually see my master."

Liu Yanchang shook his head violently, "It's very easy to make hot pot, you don't have to find me! I'll give you the homemade hot pot base, and you can add water to boil when you go back, just put vegetables in it."

Xiaotiangou stretched out its paws and waved in front of Liu Yanchang's eyes, "How do I put the vegetables?"

Liu Yanchang lay next to the Xiaotian dog's ear and gave it advice, "You can ask your master to put the vegetables and meat in for you, and cook them for you to eat."

Xiao Tiangou also replied in a low voice: "I don't think my master is willing to do this."

Although the voices of one person and one dog were small, everyone in the room could hear them clearly.

Seeing her second brother's face getting colder and colder, San Shengmu couldn't help interrupting their conversation.

"Liu Yanchang, my second brother has already promised that he will not embarrass you in the future, and he will not let you wear women's clothing. Just like what Xiao Tiangou said, you go to Guanjiangkou, and you don't usually see my second brother. And my second brother There are a lot of precious classics there, you can read them when you have nothing to do, it will be good for your imperial examination."

Liu Yanchang didn't have such a big obsession with the imperial examination. If he got a tael of gold every day, then his little life would be extremely nourishing, and there was really no need to take the imperial examination.Being an official is not only tiring, but also frightening.

Liu Yanchang scratched his hair, "The imperial examination... I don't really care about it. You all know my bad mouth. If I become an official, sooner or later I will lose with my mouth."

No matter how much Sanshengmu tried to persuade her, Liu Yanchang seemed determined not to go.

San Shengmu looked at Erlang God and winked at her brother, telling him to give up quickly!

At this time, Erlang Shen said the first sentence after entering the door, "Wages can be raised, how about ten taels of gold a day?"

Liu Yanchang slapped his thigh and readily agreed: "Deal!"

Three Virgins: "..."

Roaring Dog: "..."

The fourth princess: "...We tried our best and you refused to agree. It turns out that the wages are too low!"

Liu Yanchang smiled embarrassingly, "Fourth princess, I really don't dislike the low wages. It's because the price given by Zhenjun Erlang is too high, I couldn't hold back for a while. Hehehe!"

Although he agreed to Erlangshen, Liu Yanchang couldn't go with them immediately.He had to say hello to Ding Da's family.

Early the next morning, Liu Yanchang's small classroom was closed, and he went to bid farewell to Ding Da.

Ding Da was very reluctant to part with him, "Didn't you agree that you want to participate in my son's full moon wine? You just leave, it's too sudden! I want my son to recognize you as a godfather!"

Liu Yanchang cupped his hands and apologized: "I'm really sorry, I just found a good job and I can earn a lot of money. I'm going to make a fortune!" He patted Afraid Ding Da on the shoulder, "There is also the matter of having a son, don't worry about it. Too much pressure, what if the child is a girl! The greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment!"

Ding Da flicked his sleeves and drove him out, "Go, go! Can you talk? You go away quickly! If you don't go away, I can't help but hit you with a big stick."

Liu Yanchang returned to his small courtyard and began to pack his things.Compared with when he first came to Huashan, he has a lot more luggage.When he first came, he only carried two changes of clothes and a few books he often read.

Now, in his baggage are the clothes given to him by Mrs. Ding, and the pen, ink, paper and inkstone given by Mrs. Ding.There are also gifts given to him by the Twelve Beauties of the Ding Mansion, clay figurines, nine chains, jigsaw puzzles and the water ducks they embroidered.

After working all morning, Liu Yanchang finally packed his luggage.Seeing five big bundles piled up on the bed, Liu Yanchang was not worried about trouble, but rather happy.

They had made an appointment last night, Erlang Shen and Sanshengmu would come to pick him up this afternoon.With Erlang God here, why don't you take more things?If it wasn't for Ding Da's house, he wished he had to pack up and ask Erlang Shen to move the house for him too.

At noon, the Ding family prepared a practice banquet for Liu Yanchang, and after eating, Liu Yanchang left the Ding residence with his own burden on his shoulders.

Rejecting Ding Dayao's suggestion to send him off, Liu Yanchang turned into an alley near Ding's residence with his luggage on his shoulders.He took out a small stick of incense from his pocket and lit it. When the incense was about to burn out, a gust of wind blew by, and the incense was extinguished.Sanshengmu, Erlangshen and Xiaotiangou appeared together.

Liu Yanchang said with a smile: "You guys are here!"

Sanshengmu nodded, "Let's go now!"

Liu Yanchang: "Wait!" He handed Erlangshen the bundle hanging on his shoulder, "Help me carry it."

Erlang God: "..."

"Why are you watching? You just keep going! You have no eyesight!"

The Third Holy Mother tugged Erlang God's sleeve, and Erlang God held back his anger, took out a small boat the size of a walnut and threw it into the air.The small boat rotated rapidly in the air, turning into an exquisite painting boat.

The boat landed firmly on the ground, and Erlang Shen said coldly, "Put the luggage in by yourself."

Liu Yanchang curled his lips, obediently climbed into the boat, and put his luggage away.

Erlangshen and the others also sat in the boat, and a flash of spiritual light from Erlangshen penetrated into the bow of the boat, and the boat slowly floated into the air and flew to the south.

Sitting in the painting boat, walking through the sea of ​​clouds, Liu Yanchang was extremely excited.It is much more comfortable to sit on this plane than to fly, and you can even open the windows!At an altitude of [-] meters, it is not cold at all, the wind is very soft, and it does not blow your face. I give Erlangshen's transportation a five-star praise!

He lay down in front of the window and kept looking out. Xiao Tiangou exclaimed as he watched him, and couldn't help sticking out the dog's head to look out.

Liu Yanchang put his arms around Xiao Tiangou, and pointed to the strangely shaped clouds for him to see.Xiao Tiangou looked at it for a while, then said lightly: "I don't want to watch it, I'm already tired of watching it."

Liu Yanchang felt that he was being compared to a dog...

Isn't it just flying?What's the big deal, he's been on planes many times too!

He turned around embarrassingly, and sat at the table obediently drinking tea.However, his personality determined that he could not be quiet for a long time. Sure enough, he suddenly remembered a serious problem.

"Erlangshen, I suddenly thought of a question, to be your dog's cook, do I have basic human rights, do I have five insurances and one housing fund?"

The Three Virgins asked curiously: "What are the five insurances and one housing fund?"

How did Liu Yanchang explain it clearly, in this backward ancient times, there is not even a provident fund management center!

"That's...just...have I received the protection I deserve? For example, Erlangshen is not allowed to beat and scold me, abuse me, pay me wages on time, and give me regular holidays. No? Is there any settling allowance or something like that?"

Erlang Shen sneered: "You have quite a lot to ask for!"

With the Three Virgins around, Liu Yanchang is not afraid of him!He poked his neck and said, "Is there a lot? I don't think there are many!"

Erlang God ignored him, so Sanshengmu had no choice but to smooth things over, "There are all of these. Liu Yanchang, don't be afraid when you are in Guanjiangkou, my second brother is really easy to get along with!"

Liu Yanchang secretly slandered him, probably you are the only one who says he is good...

After talking about 'five insurances and one housing fund', the boat slowly landed at Guanjiang Estuary.There is little snow in winter here, green plants can also be seen in winter, and the climate is humid and pleasant.

Erlangshen asked Xiaotiangou to lead Liu Yanchang to his kennel and settle him down.From today onwards, Liu Yanchang will be the special chef for Erlang God's pets!

The author has something to say: Xiaotiangou: Master, I want a chef.

Erlang Shen: All right, all right, I'll give you whatever you want.

This is called the power to pet the dog, maybe Xiao Tiangou is the hero of this article... e...