[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

After returning to the palace, King Zhou was still unhappy.

He entered the bedroom, and just as he took off his coat, he heard a woman say: "Hey! Why are you still unhappy?"

Like a frightened little rabbit, he covered his body with his clothes, "You, you, why are you still in the palace?"

Daji lay on the dragon bed, resting her chin on one hand, and said enchantingly: "I can be wherever I want! Can you control me?"

King Zhou threw away his robe, ran over and sat cross-legged by the bed, "Sister Su, are you worried? Why don't you chat with me?"

Daji sighed, "Oh! I have stayed in the palace for so long, and I am quite reluctant to leave suddenly..."

"Sister Su, come here to play if you have nothing to do! This place should not be far from your home, and you can use spells. Isn't coming here like a walk?"

Daji sat up and smiled, with a hint of charm in her eyes.She lightly parted her red lips and showed a little pink tongue, "You know what? I don't want to miss a place, not the pavilions there, but... a certain person." Before she could finish speaking, Daji reached out and penetrated King Zhou. She twitched her chest lightly, pulling out a bloody heart that was still beating.

King Zhou pointed at her, and fell on the bed in convulsions. The bright red blood soon dyed the bed sheet red, "You...you..."

Daji lay beside his ear, and asked with a smile, "Be good, tell me, where is Di Xin's soul?"

King Zhou's eyes widened, and he said weakly, "Di Xin's soul...is...is..."

"Say it! Where is he?"

"Hi!" King Zhou tilted his neck, closed his eyes and fell on the bed.

Daji said angrily: "Trash! I can't hold on for a while!" Stretching out her slender fingers to rest on King Zhou's head, she said to herself, "Although you are dead, I should use the soul search technique. You can still find clues..."

Wisps of red light wrapped around King Zhou's head. Daji closed her eyes and felt something was wrong. Why couldn't she see anything? This is not normal!

She hurriedly pulled her hand back, but King Zhou's body turned into a length of golden rope.The rope was wrapped around Daji's wrist, and Daji wailed and lay down on the bed in pain.

When King Zhou entered the room, his expression was a little unsightly.Yang Jian said: "I told you a long time ago that the Nine-Tailed Fox is cruel and ruthless. Do you believe me this time?"

King Zhou took a step forward and stood in front of Daji, "I don't know where the real King Zhou has gone. Give you another chance, do you want to go back to Xuanyuan Tomb?"

With tears in her eyes, Daji nodded again and again, "I was wrong, I really know I was wrong. I will go back to Xuanyuan Tomb now, and I will never step into Chaoge again. Please, let Yang Jian untie the rope." !"

Without Yang Jian's reminder, King Zhou knew that Daji was lying.

"Lie! What is your purpose? If you don't tell me, don't blame me for being cruel!"

Daji mourned and cried, "Why do you two big men target a little girl like me?"

King Zhou sneered, "You're right, we two big men really don't want to target you. Since you don't tell me, I'll send you to Empress Nuwa!"

Daji's crying stopped, she wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, and told the truth, "I want to find the real King Zhou, and I want to be with him."

Yang Jian and his family, Pan'er, fell silent.Yang Jian saw that Daji's expression should not be fake. Since he was with his family Pan'er, he was not as resistant to Sifan as before.He doesn't even care about the relationship between human beings like Daji and King Zhou.

Yang Jian said casually: "We don't know where King Zhou's soul has gone. But I can help you find out."

Pan'er stopped him, "Don't be too eager to help others, I have a few questions to ask her." He stepped forward, bent down to look at Daji, "Have you fallen in love with King Zhou?"

A sneering smile appeared on the corner of Daji's mouth, "Why? Can't I like someone?"

He shook his head, "It's not that you can't like others, but I don't think you can like others, or that your liking is just an illusion."

Daji said angrily: "What do you know? Why do you say that?"

"If you really like him, you won't be willing to take out his heart. Even if the soul in this body is no longer him!"

Daji turned her head, "What's the point? I can teach him the method and make him a ghost cultivator. What do you need that stinky skin for?"

Pan'er choked up for a moment, and even thought about the technique of cultivation, let's see if you can do it! "Okay! Since you like him so much, why do you want to ruin his world?"

Daji seemed a little guilty, she thought for a while, "This is the order of Empress Nuwa, and there is nothing I can do about it..."

"Forget it! In a sense, you and King Zhou are a match made in heaven. You can ruin his world for your own future. King Zhou is a ruthless emperor. He loves your beauty and naturally loves you a lot. Yi Baishun. Your liking is really cheap!"

Daji was stabbed in the sore foot, and she said angrily: "You don't care if I really like it or fake it! I won't look for the soul of King Zhou, let me go!"

"No!" He instinctively felt that something would happen if Daji was allowed to go back, "You have to stay in the palace. But I want to be a good king, so you can no longer be King Zhou's favorite concubine!"

Daji asked, "Then what should I do?"

"Be the beloved pet of the widow!"

Early the next morning, King Zhou rarely went to the early court.

Erlang God and the others came at exactly the time when Empress Jiang was abolished, King Zhou's two sons escaped from Chaoge, Shang Rong fell to a pillar and died, and Xibohou Jichang was imprisoned in Yuli.

It's been a long time since I went to the morning court, and the ministers of civil and military affairs lined up to worship on both sides, but I was a little bit muttering in my heart, did the sun come out from the west?Why did the king go to court again?

King Zhou lowered his head and looked down. Most of the ministers standing in the hall looked silent and their eyes were dull.

He sighed in his heart, the battle of conferring the gods was about to begin, but the atmosphere in the court was extremely suppressed, without any vitality, it seemed that rectification of the court was imminent.

"My lords, the first thing I want to do today is to issue an edict of guilt!"

As soon as King Zhou's words fell, it was as if a drop of water fell into an oil pan, and the entire hall exploded.

A man with a goatee and drooping triangular eyes came out holding a wat tablet and said: "Your Majesty Rong Bing, Your Majesty rules, the sea is clear and the rivers are clean, the country is rich and the people are strong. Your Majesty's literary and martial arts skills are excellent, but governing the country is not a big deal." Wrong, why do you want to punish yourself?"

Yang Jian hid behind the dragon chair and sent a voice transmission to King Zhou, "This man is Fei Zhong, and the goldfish eye behind him is You Hun. Both of them are not fun, and you will give them away for the crime of confusing the saints in a while." Just cut it off."

King Zhou shook his head invisibly at him, how dare he kill people?Killing chickens and killing fish is almost the same.

As for Fei Zhongyouhun, he just reprimanded him: "Shut up! You and Youhun are in control of the government and domineering! Do you think the widows don't know? Come on! Pull him and Youhun down and break into the Prison! Wait to be punished!"

When Wu Cheng Wang Huang Feihu saw that His Majesty seemed to have really woken up and stopped using courtiers again, he couldn't help feeling overjoyed.He took a step forward and said loudly: "Your Majesty is wise! It is not too late to mend the past, and it is the blessing of all the people that His Majesty can mend his ways. It's just..."

"Just what? King Wu Cheng, please tell me, the widow will not punish you."

Bigan was afraid that His Majesty would blame King Wu Cheng for being unrestrained, so he took a step forward and said first, "It's just that Your Majesty shouldn't favor Daji, to torture Queen Jiang to death, and to imprison Xibohou!"

King Zhou sighed, "I called all the nobles here today to discuss this matter. Now I understand that the punishment of cannon fire is for Cheng Tang's foundation. If I don't implement benevolent government, within a few years, there will be Calamity. Don’t worry about Daji’s matter. She was originally a vixen who had practiced for thousands of years. She turned into Su Daji’s appearance to deliberately confuse you. After all, today’s disaster is caused by your lust! I swear, From today onwards, the widows must devote themselves to cultivating the Tao, and stop yearning for beauty!"

The ministers of civil and military affairs looked at each other, why did the edict of guilt suddenly turn to not being close to women?But... His Majesty can wake up, that's better than anything else!

On the surface, King Zhou was in deep pain, with a look of introspection and repentance, but in fact it was to pave the way for not entering the harem in the future.He has seen a lot of palace fighting dramas, every emperor has to be urged by the ministers to have a child, this is an unavoidable plot.

Live, live, lay an egg!It's no wonder that he and Erlang Shen can be born together!

Bigan didn't know the king's real thoughts, he was already immersed in the joy of the king's return to normal!

"Your Majesty!" Bigan asked, "Did Daji really become a vixen?"

King Zhou beckoned, and the servant behind him handed over a fat pink fox.

"Look, gentlemen, this is the vixen!"

Someone shouted: "Sure enough, it's a vixen with pink fur!"

King Zhou said solemnly: "Aiqing took a fancy to Xuanji at a glance, this vixen changes a color every day!" In fact, I dyed it for her!

"Ah! That must be a vixen with a particularly advanced morality!"

King Zhou (serious face): "That's right! That's how it is!" Dyeing a fox's fur is a lot of work!

Huang Feihu said ashamedly: "There are such monsters in the palace, and the ministers can't share the worries of the king. They really deserve to die."

"Wu Chengwang don't need to feel guilty. I remember that a Daoist Yun Zhongzi once gave me a sword to eliminate demons. Unfortunately, I was confused by the monster and threw the sword away. Fortunately, Daoist Yang figured out that I was in trouble and entered the palace on purpose. Help! Someone, please come over here, Daoist Yang, I will introduce you.”

Yang Jian came in from outside the hall. He was wearing a black robe and his hair was tied up with a white jade crown.He walked on the hall, but it seemed like he was walking in the countryside, strolling in the courtyard, leisurely.

"I have seen Your Majesty."

King Zhou said enthusiastically: "The Taoist priest doesn't need to be too polite! The Taoist priest is a minister of meritorious service. Please stay in the palace for a few days and let the widow express his feelings. By the way! The Taoist priest has such profound magic power, why don't you stay and be a widow?" the national teacher!"

Yang Jian smiled lightly, "Your Majesty's kindness cannot be denied, Yang Jian should obey his orders!"

Bigan and King Wucheng looked at Yang Jian in a wrong way, why did they easily agree to stay and be the national teacher... He wouldn't have any conspiracy, would he?Don't make such a fuss that just after Daji was eliminated, His Majesty was confused by this Taoist priest again!