[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

In the early morning, the waiters waited for King Zhou to get up and change clothes, and Daji led the maids in a file.

Daji said softly, "Your Majesty, this concubine got up early this morning to cook and prepared breakfast for your Majesty. Please do me a favor, come over and have a taste!"

King Zhou stood in front of the mirror without moving, he only said: "My concubine has a heart."

Daji waved her hand and told the servants to go down, "I'm going to have dinner with the king, you go down and wait!"

The palace attendants responded in unison, bowed and left the bedroom.

Daji sat at the table with her feet on the table, "Okay, okay, you are a big man and you can't look in the mirror enough, can you come over to eat? I'm about to starve to death!"

King Zhou looked at the mirror and pouted, "Shut up! Do you know how much my heart hurts?"

Daji laughed loudly, "I don't know! Anyway, no man has ever said to me that they can't kiss my face! Hahahahaha!"

King Zhou's eyes became more resentful, he curled his lips, almost crying.

Sitting at the table, King Zhou talked about his thoughts with Daji. "I didn't think it was a hard job before. Think about it! I became the king of Zhou, and I became rich overnight! Thinking about it, I feel very arrogant! But I have calculated everything, and I didn't expect that I would lose love... Beep..."

Daji said impatiently: "Okay! Stop whining! You don't even look in the mirror! A strong man, pouting and humming again, are you annoying! What did you look like before? ?”

King Zhou's eyes faltered for a moment, "How should I put it? If I praised myself directly... then I would be embarrassed. Anyway, I am pretty good-looking, with beautiful features, red lips and white teeth!"

Daji: "..." If you are really embarrassed to praise yourself, you would say that you look like a pickle lump!

King Zhou picked up the chopsticks and sighed softly, "When I was puffy, I almost lost love; now that I have become a strong man, I have completely lost love..." He laughed at himself After a while, "Oh, man!"

Daji reached out to look at her beautiful nails, "Don't blame Brother Yang. Don't even think about it, how old is King Zhou? Both of his children are fourteen or sixteen! Let alone Brother Yang, sometimes I You don’t even want to kiss him! Brother Yang is a fastidious person at first glance, King Zhou’s body is second-hand, can he like it?”

King Zhou thought about it, "It seems to be such a reason... Forget it, don't think about it for now! Sister Su, let's eat!"

Daji picked up the chopsticks and picked a piece of meat for him, "Taste this venison."

King Zhou tasted it, "Huh? The taste is not bad!"

"Is it just a show for you to be the king? This venison needs to be sliced ​​thinly, marinated with wine, and then stewed. I don't know how much spices should be put in it!" Daji put a piece of venison into her mouth, squinting in satisfaction. Eyes, "If it wasn't for this mouthful of food, I wouldn't want to stay here anymore."

At this time, Yang Jian opened the door and came in.

King Zhou said unhappily: "Bold! Who asked you to come here without being summoned?"

Yang Jian reached out to pinch his face, but when he saw the mustache on King Zhou's lips, he retracted his hand again.

Daji put down her chopsticks and wiped her mouth lightly, "I'm going out first, so hurry up and coax him well! Otherwise, he doesn't know how long he's going to make trouble!"

Yang Jian sat next to King Zhou, who stirred the porridge in the bowl with a spoon and remained silent.

"Don't be angry, we have to discuss what to do next?"

King Zhou gave him a blank look, and turned his back with his hands on his hips.

"What's wrong?" Yang Jian asked.

"You don't even try to comfort me, you only have work in your eyes! Is work your little lover?"

Yang Jian was helpless, and he also broke the jar, "Go and look in the mirror, if I become King Zhou, can you still kiss me?"

It seems that I can't go on kissing, but I understand the reason, I just am not happy!

He said frantically: "No! I'm sure I'll go on kissing!"

Yang Jian was laughed out of anger. He stood up and transformed into a man with bumps all over his face and big yellow teeth bared when he smiled, "If that's the case, come here and give me a kiss!"

King Zhou stood up and leaned forward for a while, then retreated and sat down, "Let's talk about how to start the next work!" His expression was serious and serious.

Yang Jian: "..." Oh, man!

King Zhou said very seriously: "I thought about it carefully before going to bed last night. King Zhou will fail because he offended Empress Nuwa first! But Empress Nuwa didn't kill him because he was still alive. I After thinking about it, our first step is to say hello to Empress Nuwa, not to ask her for help, but to ask her not to let the fox make trouble."

"This shouldn't be difficult... Then you have met Empress Nuwa, what are you going to do next?"

King Zhou shrugged, "I don't know, I fell asleep thinking of this yesterday."

"... Serve some snacks!"

King Zhou picked up the porridge bowl and said innocently: "Didn't you tell me? When you come here, you can just eat, drink and have fun. I finally got rich overnight. You have to let me enjoy life! Don't keep forcing me to work!"

Yang Jian: "Okay...as long as you're happy..."

After eating breakfast (King Zhou: Did you see that, buddies eat breakfast now is called breakfast!), King Zhou suddenly announced that he would go to Nuwa Palace to offer incense.

The ministers found it strange that since Daji entered the palace, His Majesty had no intention of governing the court, lingered in the harem every day, indulged in pleasure, and would not leave the palace easily.Now it's not Nuwa Empress' birthday, why did he suddenly think of going to Nuwa Palace to offer incense?

Regardless of what others thought, King Zhou had already prepared the guard of honor for his trip. He boarded the sedan chair and headed towards the Nuwa Palace.

After entering the Nuwa Palace, King Zhou only felt that the decoration in the palace was gorgeous. A pair of statues of golden boys and jade girls held jade Ruyi and served beside Nuwa Empress. .The silver candles in the hall are brilliant, and the statue of Nuwa Empress is blocked behind the colorful curtain, making it difficult to see clearly.

King Zhou and Yang Jian burned incense devoutly, and after worshiping the statue of Nuwa, a gust of cold wind blew into the hall, and Empress Nuwa stepped down from the throne of incense.

King Zhou looked back, and the attendants around him were all frozen. He turned around and said foolishly, "Your Majesty, are you alive?"

Yang Jian tugged at him, and Empress Nuwa smiled kindly, "You are the jade plate of fortune?"

"Well, I am."

Empress Nuwa said with emotion: "The last time I saw you, you haven't transformed yet! How time flies!"

King Zhou: "..." Thank you, Ma'am, for your concern. It's a polite remark when I meet distant relatives who I don't know very well.

"What are you doing here?" Empress Nuwa asked straight to the point.

Yang Jian cupped his hands and said, "My lady, Rong Bing, the good luck jade plate replaced King Zhou, so he has to shoulder some responsibilities. King Zhou committed a crime of disrespect to my lady. Today, we came here to apologize to my lady."

Empress Nuwa smiled softly, "It's not you who made the mistake, you don't need to apologize." She clapped her hands suddenly, "That's right! The Nine-Tailed Fox is still with you, since the good luck jade plate replaced King Zhou, Then she should come back."

She took out a leather bag, and took out a small flag from it. She waved the flag lightly, and a gust of wind swept over. Daji, Nine-Tailed Pheasant Essence and Jade Pipa Essence came over.

"I have seen my lady."

Empress Nuwa said: "You can go back to Xuanyuan Tomb. If King Zhou and Yang Jian are in trouble in the future, the three of you should do your best to protect them."

The three goblins didn't know what Empress Nuwa meant, but since the empress had already spoken, they dared not disobey.

Empress Nuwa waved her hand to make the three goblins retreat.

"Xu Xian, Suzhen is thanks to you. I really don't know how to thank you." Nuwa Empress said.

King Zhou said modestly: "No, no, I didn't do anything, the main thing is that Miss Bai fought for herself."

Empress Nuwa handed him a sachet, "There are a few grains of sandalwood in it. If you are in danger, light the sandalwood and I will come."

King Zhou took the incense respectfully, "Thank you, Ma'am."

Empress Nuwa said: "It's getting late, I should go back. You have to work hard too, King Zhou has committed too many crimes, you must be busy."

Yang Jian bowed and saluted, "I would like to follow your mother's instruction and send you off respectfully."

Empress Nuwa returned to the throne of Chenxiang and turned into an immobile statue again.

After leaving the Nuwa Palace, Yang Jian made an avatar and placed it outside the sedan chair, while his real body got into King Zhou's sedan chair.

"Go! Go! What are you doing here? Do you want to be a favored concubine?"

Yang Jian said: "Don't make trouble. Remember to take the sachet that your mother gave you with you. In case I'm not by your side, it's a life-saving thing!"

King Zhou took out the sachet, held it in his hand happily, and said, "Although Empress Nuwa is a bit more dignified, she seems to be a very talkative person! Look at her big name, she is willing to let me be there on call." .But it would be even better if you could give me a lighter and a sachet to use together!"

Yang Jian sneered, "You little fool, if you can become a saint, how can Empress Nuwa be a good person?"

"Uh……"

Yang Jian said: "I'll give you an example. You only look at Su Daji. Last time, Daji was ordered to sacrifice Tang Jiye, and Empress Nuwa promised her to let her cultivate into a real fruit after the incident. What happened in the end? Will Daji end well?"

Pan'er from Yang Jian's family beeped softly, "I heard that it's because Daji killed too much..."

"If you enter the harem, you will die or I will die. If you want to kill people, you will ruin Chengtang's 600-year foundation. Is this possible?"

King Zhou looked around, grabbed Yang Jian and said in a low voice, "Stop talking! I heard that someone speaks bad things behind a saint's back, and the saint has a feeling."

Yang Jian said: "What are you afraid of? Without you, it would be a dream for them to change the world! Be tougher, and we will all die together, so that they don't bully you!"

King Zhou sniffled emotionally, "It's better for you to treat me..."

At such a touching moment, a couple should kiss and hug each other, but it's a pity that Yang Jian couldn't talk to King Zhou's skin.He said, "Come on! Change back to the plate."

"doing what?"

Yang Jian didn't explain either, he turned King Zhou back into the jade dish itself, held the dish and kissed it.

He said softly: "Whether you are a human or a plate, I actually don't dislike you at all. I don't want to kiss others, I just want to kiss you."

Yang Jian saw that the jade plate turned red all of a sudden, and his family's plate burst into tears. "What's wrong with you? Why are you crying?"

Pan'er said, "Although I'm very moved, I'm not convinced! I don't get angry after just a kiss, why am I so easy to coax!"