[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

King Zhou and Yang Jian settled the position of a national teacher with a few words.King Zhou had an unreliable record, and the officials in the court were very uneasy.

King Zhou then said another sentence, which lifted the hearts of all the officials who had just let go.

"Come here, the national teacher has worked hard to eliminate the demons, and give the national teacher a seat!"

Yang Jian thanked him, and sat down on the chair next to King Zhou.

Wei Ziqi is the eldest brother of King Zhou. He was not happy to see the new national teacher so arrogant, so he stood up and planned to test the new national teacher.

"I want to report to Your Majesty, Your Majesty was bewitched by the goblin, and the ministers didn't know how to get rid of the goblin. Instead, they were dissatisfied with what His Majesty did. Now that I think about it, I feel uneasy. I am really ashamed of God's grace. Daoist Yang was able to get rid of this goblin, which shows the Daoist's ability." Gao Qiang. It's just that I have little knowledge, and I haven't heard of Daoist Yang's name, so I asked the Taoist priest to reveal his identity and explain the process of eliminating demons, so that we can learn more."

Loyal ministers such as Huang Feihu also had this concern, so they agreed one after another and asked Daoist Yang to explain how to get rid of the demon.

The corners of Yang Jian's mouth were slightly raised, his head was slightly drooping, and his eyes were indifferent.Do these ministers think he can't understand?Instead of calling themselves the national teacher, they call themselves the Taoist priest. They don't want to confirm their status as the national teacher!

Yang Jian said: "I am the real disciple of Yuding, Jinxia Cave, Yuquan Mountain. My surname is Yang Mingjian. Two days ago, I was practicing swords on the top of the mountain, and I saw a demonic aura in Chaoge City, which shot straight into the sky. If this demon is not eliminated, it will surely become a reality in the future." Big trouble. So I came to Chaoge to help the king wake up from the enchantment of the goblin."

He lifted the front legs of the nine-tailed fox, "Look, everyone, there is a fairy rope tied to this fairy's front leg. This fairy rope is a treasure, let alone a thousand-year-old fox demon, even if she is a fairy. , and be firmly bound.”

Yang Jian shook the Nine-Tailed Fox, and the Nine-Tailed Fox changed back to Daji.Nine-tailed fox was able to speak, so he yelled at Yang Jian, "Your uncle!"

Yang Jian's hand holding Daji shook again, and Daji turned back into his original form.

"This is the thousand-year-old fox demon, who is good at changing and deceiving people. I have sealed its magic power, and now it is just an ordinary fox."

King Zhou praised, "The national teacher is profound and heroic. I still remember that the national teacher looked simple, but as soon as you entered the hall, I felt that my mind was clearer than ever before. When you get rid of the fox at night Yao, the mist in my heart has also dissipated! Oh! It is a blessing to meet the national teacher!"

Yang Jian: "..." Although we have known each other for so long, I would really feel embarrassed if you brag like this...

Wei Ziqi and others saw that Yang Jian was indeed capable, but they were even more worried.He is so powerful, if he is a demon, ordinary people like them really have nothing to do with him!

King Zhou said: "The national teacher is kind to me, and I decided to build a national teacher's mansion outside the palace. Before the national teacher's mansion is built, the national teacher will live in the palace temporarily!"

Bigan hurriedly said: "Your Majesty wants to issue an edict of guilt. If the construction of the National Teacher's Mansion is started at this time, I'm afraid it will attract criticism and make the people feel that His Majesty's repentance is not sincere."

Yang Jian said: "Your Majesty, this lord is right. I am a cultivator, and I don't value gold, silver, wealth, fame and fortune. There should be many empty houses in Chaoge City. I can just rent an empty house to live in."

King Zhou disapproved and said: "The national teacher has meritorious service, how can I find a house and settle it casually? How about it! The widow has a royal courtyard outside Chaoge City, why don't you give it to the national teacher as a residence!" He said Said to Wei Ziqi, "Brother Wang, I will leave this matter to you."

Wei Ziqi secretly sighed, but His Majesty's order has been given, so he can only obey. "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I will definitely arrange the national teacher well."

King Zhou nodded in satisfaction. He and Xiao Erlang are indeed a match made in heaven. Seeing our acting skills, between singing and singing, the Royal Bieyuan belongs to the little lover!

"Brother Wang is always at ease when he does things. That's the matter of rewarding the national teacher. Next, let's talk about how to make up for the previous mistakes of the widow!"

Yang Jian stood up, "Your Majesty, I am an outsider who doesn't know how to govern the country. Your Majesty is going to discuss state affairs, so I will avoid it first."

"Okay! National Teacher, please stay in the palace today, wait for the mansion to be cleaned, and move to the National Teacher's Mansion on a good and auspicious day!"

Yang Jian bowed and saluted, "Thank you Your Majesty, I will take my leave."

Seeing Yang Jian left with interest, the ministers in the palace were all relieved.Whether it is true or false, if the national teacher can take the initiative to back down, it will not be so easy for him to intervene in the government in the future.

King Zhou looked at the officials in the palace and sighed in his heart.There are many ministers among these people who are loyal to the emperor and patriotic to the country, but they have not fully trusted me yet, and everyone has their own little calculations in their hearts.There is a long way to go to clean up this mess!

"Dear dear ministers, I am determined to reform my mistakes and make every effort to improve myself. However, relying on a criminal edict is far from enough. I want to make amends for what happened before. What suggestions do you have?"

King Wu Cheng said: "Your Majesty, other compensation matters can be postponed for a while. The most urgent thing is to release Xibo Hou Jichang back to Xiqi. Now, Dongbo Hou Jiang Wenhuan and Nanbo Hou Eshun have turned against each other. If Your Majesty does not let Xibo go Hou, I'm afraid Xiqi will rebel!"

Someone stood up and said: "King Wucheng's words are wrong. Xibohou was imprisoned in the prison. If he resented the king in his heart, wouldn't it be letting the tiger go back to the mountain if he put him back?"

Wu Cheng Wang Huang Feihu retorted: "Xibo Hou Xianming, if he understands that what His Majesty did before was not out of intention, he will definitely not resent."

After hearing this, King Zhou thought hehehe, King Wucheng is so sweet, even if one of the princes pretends to be wise, he should pretend to be wise, right?Besides, King Zhou is your brother-in-law!Are you okay with me?

Another person stood up and retorted, "His Royal Highness King Wucheng, it is a good idea to win Xibohou against Jiang Wenhuan and Eshun, but letting Xibohou return to Xiqi is indeed a bit risky."

King Wu Cheng: "But if you don't let him go, how can you show His Majesty's sincerity?"

Above the court, the ministers quarreled again.King Zhou had a headache from the quarrel, so he greeted the servants around him.The servant took a step forward and shouted in a shrill voice, "Quiet—"

All the ministers fell silent, and King Zhou said, "Okay! You can't get a result even after arguing like this. The prime ministers have nothing to do with each other, and Wu Chengwang Huang Feihu. Summarize it and submit it. The widow read the opinions of all the nobles before making a decision. The widow will not go to court for many days. There will be many memorials in the court that need to be reviewed. Submit the memorials that need to be processed urgently. The widow wants to see !"

All the ministers took the order and presented the memorials they had saved in their hands one after another.

King Zhou picked up his cup and took a sip of water. He was so busy this morning that he didn't even drink his saliva.Not long after, the memorials were brought over, seeing the pile of memorials, King Zhou almost spit out water from his mouth!

The memorials written on bamboo slips and silk are as high as a wall when stacked!The prime minister also said: "Your Majesty, there are too many memorials, and they can't be moved in a short while, and many of them are placed in the side hall. After your majesty has finished reading these, I will send someone to move the rest of the memorials."

King Zhou nodded, looking a little confused, who am I?where am iWhy should I come here to approve the memorial?

He said in a daze: "The widow knows... Let's come here this morning! Retire..."

All civil and military officials withdrew from the main hall, and the attendants took down a bamboo slip from the memorial mountain and presented it to King Zhou.

King Zhou resigned to his fate and opened the bamboo slips, but after just one glance, he remembered that he had one more important thing to do.He asked the waiters to leave and told them not to disturb them if they had nothing important to do.

Yang Jian floated down from the roof. He picked up a bamboo slip, unfolded it with a clatter, and read it seriously, "Let me help you read it. You can just annotate on it later."

King Zhou licked his lips, and said a little embarrassedly: "That...Brother Zhenjun...I'm afraid this proposal won't work..."

Yang Jian raised his eyebrows, "What's wrong?"

King Zhou held back for a long time before he mumbled, "I can't read..."

Yang Jian smiled, "You don't know how to read? Then how did you pass the exam?"

Picking up the bamboo slips, King Zhou pointed to the characters on them, "How can I recognize these characters? I know running script, official script, and regular script, but I don't know what it is?"

The servant went out just now, but did not take the Nine-Tailed Fox away.Nine-tailed Fox heard that King Zhou was illiterate, couldn't help laughing, and rolled around on the table.

King Zhou became angry with embarrassment, "You laugh fart! Do you look down on illiterates? Let me tell you, I was the number one scholar! You don't even know what the number one scholar is! If you laugh again, I will be on your side!" Put shit on your body and make people think you're a weasel who just farted!"

Daji has never seen such an annoying person, it puffed up its cheeks, and dared not stab any more while lying on the table.

Yang Jian persuaded him softly, "Okay, don't be angry. The text changes and changes are indeed unexpected. I will hand over these memorials to me in a while, and I will review them for you."

King Zhou calmed down, he shook his head and said, "Teach me how to read first! This is my job, and I can't always rely on you."

Yang Jian looked at the content of the memorial, "Since that's the case, I'll use these memorials to teach you! This way you can understand the political situation of the court and practice calligraphy at the same time, how about it?"

"Okay, let's get started!"

One taught and the other learned. In some places, King Zhou didn't know how to comment, so Yang Jian analyzed them carefully for him.After reading a memorial, Yang Jian imitated King Zhou's handwriting and wrote comments on the bamboo slips.

The two of them read the memorial without sleep until the next morning.Seeing that the morning court was about to start, Yang Jian advised King Zhou to sleep for a while.

King Zhou rubbed his eyes, "I'm fine, I stayed up all night to read the memorial, and I can make a good impression in the eyes of those ministers. I always feel that they still don't believe me, and they are always worried that I will turn bad one day Like."

Yang Jian felt distressed, "It's all the mess made by the gods above, there's no need to work so hard for them."

King Zhou shook his head firmly, "No! I am the king now, and one of my orders is related to the lives of thousands of people!" He comforted Yang Jian, "Don't worry, I started to practice when I came here. I won't be tired at night."

King Zhou pushed open the window, and a red sun rose from the east. He said with pride: "Come on! Look out the window! This is the country that I have built for you! Now I am full of strength and I don't feel sleepy at all. I think that my ability to stay up so late must be due to the good foundation I had with Daji before! I like this body so much, it is very strong!"

He turned around and said enthusiastically to Yang Jian: "Brother Zhenjun! The sun is just right at this moment, do you want to sing with me?"

Yang Jian said indifferently: "Remember, don't call me brother Zhenjun with this skin on, because I really want to hit you. You and Daji have a good time! You haven't dyed her hair today! I'll go back first rest!"

King Zhou took out bottles and jars in a panic, "Oh! That's right! You haven't dyed your hair yet! Miss Daji, what color do you want today? Do you like feces yellow? Okay! Brother, I'll dye it for you now. !"

Yang Jian felt that his body was a little weak, and he fervently hoped that this world would end quickly, otherwise his plate would have to be thrown away!