[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

"No, no, no!" Xu Xian shook his head like a rattle, "I don't want to be a father!"

Xu Jiaorong was not very happy either.Bai Suzhen has already caused a lot of trouble for her younger brother, why is she unwilling to raise a child after giving birth, and insists on pushing it to her younger brother?

However, Bai Suzhen is a snake demon, and her affairs cannot be speculated with common sense.Xu Jiaorong pulled Li Gongfu away, leaving room for Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen to talk.

Fa Hai hugged the child, his eyes full of reluctance.

"Xu Xianggong, we know that making such a request is embarrassing for you. But the opportunity for me and Suzhen to ascend has arrived, and we don't know when we will leave the world. The child is still so young, so we can't leave him alone."

Xiaoqing stepped forward and said: "You can entrust me to raise the child! I haven't cultivated yet, and I don't know when I will be able to ascend. Give the child to me, and I will make him grow up healthy and happy!"

Bai Suzhen explained: "Xiaoqing, the child needs to eat, dress, and study. You can't take care of it. Besides, you are not an ordinary person. You can't teach the principles of dealing with people and relationships."

Bai Suzhen and Fahai knelt on the ground holding the child, "Xu Xianggong! Please! We have no choice but to beg for mercy."

Erlang God sent a voice transmission to Xu Xian, "The two of them are surrounded by auspicious aura and golden light, which is indeed a sign of their upcoming ascension."

Bai Suzhen and Fahai looked at Xu Xian with pleading eyes, Xiaoqing and Erlangshen also looked at Xu Xian to see how he would answer.

Xu Xian stood there with a calm expression and didn't speak. After a while, he waved and asked Xiaoqing to carry the child outside.

Fahai and Bai Suzhen showed joy on their faces. Did Xu Xian agree to adopt Shilin by this move?

"I will only say this once. Me! Xu Xian! In this life! Absolutely not! Adopt your two sons!"

After Xu Xian finished speaking, he picked up the bench at hand and threw it at Fahai's head!

Bai Suzhen was stunned. She protected Fa Hai's head and smashed the bench with one palm. "Xu Xian! You!"

Xu Xian threw away the stool leg in his hand, and moved a chair for Erlang Shen to sit down, "Honey, don't be afraid, I'll take care of this trivial matter right away."

Erlangshen laughed. He lifted up his robe and sat gracefully on the chair, "Okay, keep busy."

Xu Xian took out a sword from his Qiankun bag, Bai Suzhen saw it and couldn't help but murmured, "Bai Yi Sword..."

Xu Xian swung his sword and danced a sword flower, and Bai Yi pointed at Bai Suzhen and Fa Hai.

Xu Xian said rather angrily: "What virtue and ability do you two have? You can actually ascend to immortality? Apart from subduing a few evil spirits, what good things have you done?"

Xu Xian pointed at Fa Hai and said, "You! Kidnapped ordinary people and instigated monks in the monastery to do evil!" He pointed at Bai Suzhen again, "You! You kept saying that you wanted to repay me, but in the end you just added trouble to me. You didn't do anything good!"

Holding the sword, Xu Xian walked up and down the room violently, "I finally understand that it's good for the two of you to be separated, but since you've been together, not only have your skins become thicker, but you've also become less authentic in your actions. "

Fahai lowered his head and sighed, "Xu Xianggong, you and I have known each other for a short time, but I have changed a lot because of you. At first, I was just an ordinary monk. I didn't understand the meaning of it at all. Later, I met Suzhen and learned about the grievances and grievances between me and her in the previous life. I once fell into a magic barrier. Fortunately, Mr. Xu, you ignored the past and dragged me out of the dead end. Now, I and Suzhen works hard every day, every day is very hard, but she is satisfied in her heart. I also hope that this kind of life can last for a long time, but Suzhen and I have too many differences in concept, there is no way to be like an ordinary couple That way, you can live a long, long life.”

Bai Suzhen also sighed: "Fahai and I also want to give the child a quiet and good environment, so that he can grow up safely and happily. But the longer we get along, the greater the differences between the two of us. Xu Xianggong, we have seen through the world The love between a man and a woman is about to soar. We also know that it is not fair to you or to Zhenjun to give the child to you. But we..."

Xu Xian raised his hand and interrupted her, "Don't talk to me about your difficulties! Do you know what a child represents? It is not only the continuation of your blood, but also a responsibility! He is still young and can't say anything. , don’t understand anything. But he will grow up one day, if he knows that his parents abandoned him for ascension, what will he think? He also said that the differences are too big to last for a long time If you want to be a husband and wife...Since you know that the relationship between husband and wife can't last long, why do you want to have a child? Let the child feel that his birth is not blessed, will you be happy?"

Xu Xian threw the Baiyi sword on the ground, "I'll return this sword to you, and you are not allowed to appear in front of me in the future. Without any sense of responsibility, you are not worthy of ascending to immortality!"

Xu Xian took Erlang God's hand and left. Xiao Qing was standing outside the door holding the child. Seeing Xu Xian and Erlang God coming out, she couldn't help but stepped forward and asked, "Xu Xian, this child..."

Xu Xian looked down at the baby in the swaddle, a tiny baby with a flushed face.Although the fetal hair on the child's head was sparse, it was black and shiny, and the roots stood up. The small fists were tightly clenched, like a cynical little cynic.

Xu Xian sighed, "Xiao Qing, I advise you to find a place deep in the mountains to practice hard, and stop mixing with Bai Suzhen. If you keep hanging around, you will become stupid."

Xiaoqing gently touched the child's face, "But my sister is about to ascend, I can't just leave this child alone!"

Xu Xian said angrily: "Let them raise their own children! Ascension and ascension, let them hold back! We'll talk about it when the child grows up!"

Xiaoqing: "...Okay, I'll let them hold back."

Xu Xian and Erlangshen went home holding hands. On the way, Erlangshen bought Xu Xian a pack of rice cakes with red bean filling.

"Why are you so angry today?"

Xu Xian pinched a piece of cake and fed it to Erlang Shen, "I just think it's unfair! Xiaoqing is also very good and works hard! Why can Bai Suzhen become a fairy, but Xiaoqing can't? Isn't it because she has the support of the Queen Mother! I strongly doubt it." , Bai Suzhen is the illegitimate daughter of the Queen Mother! I even asked the Empress this question, but the Empress did not admit it at the time."

Erlangshen also pinched a piece of rice cake and stuffed it into Xu Xian's mouth, "Be cautious in your words and deeds! Don't make up your mother behind your back."

Xu Xian chewed the rice cake and said vaguely: "It's what it is! If you can see through the world of mortals and ascend to immortality by being married, then I should have ascended long ago! I am a man who slept with immortals!"

Erlangshen wiped the powdered sugar from the corner of his mouth, "Maybe it's because I like you so much, so you don't want to cut off the fate, and you don't want to make me sad."

Xu Xian became happy again, "The beauty is right! Again, let's be a happy pair of wild mandarin ducks in this world of mortals!"

Ever since Xu Xian put down his words and said that he never wanted to see Fa Hai and Bai Suzhen again, the couple did not appear again.Xiaoqing sent a letter to Xu Xian, expressing his apology for not having time to say goodbye.She also said that she was worried about Bai Suzhen, so she left with Bai Suzhen.

Xu Xian was not surprised that Xiaoqing would do this.She has always been so loyal, I only hope that she can have a good future with Bai Suzhen in the future.

After driving Bai Suzhen away, Xu Xian thought that the Queen Mother would come down to warn him again.He had already prepared an excuse to evade, but he didn't expect that the Queen Mother didn't show up, which made Xu Xian feel a little strange.

Without the goblin monk making trouble, Xu Xian felt that life was much better.

After Bilian was born, Xu Xian thought about moving out of the house.He is not young now, although he has no way to marry Erlang Shen, but he can't live in his sister's house all the time.

Xu Jiaorong and Li Gongfu didn't want Xu Xian to move away, but seeing that Xu Xian had reached the age of the crown, they couldn't look at him like a child.

In this way, Xu Xian left Qiantang County and moved to the Zhenjun Temple of Erlang God, and would only come back during the holidays.

The days passed quickly, and Bilian was almost 15 years old in a blink of an eye.Near the end of the year, Xu Xian and Erlang Shen rushed back to Qiantang to participate in Bilian's Jiji ceremony.

The New Year is approaching, there are many markets in the county town, Xu Jiaorong's family of three, plus Xu Xian and Erlangshen go out to buy.Bi Lian pestered Xu Xian to ask questions, she liked this little uncle who only came back two or three times a year, because he had seen a lot and would bring some cute little gifts for himself every time he came back.

"Little uncle, is there such a big market in Sichuan?" Bilian asked.

Xu Xian touched Bilian's double-ringed bun with a smile, "Yes! There is a bigger market than this!"

"Really? Uncle, did you buy the rabbit fur cape you gave me at the market?"

Xu Xian said, "That's not it, it was specially ordered by my uncle from a tailor."

The family was strolling slowly in the market, Bilian hugged Xu Xian's arm talking and laughing, from a distance, she and Xu Xian looked like father and daughter.

"Father! Why don't you want me anymore!"

A handsome young man rushed out from the crowd and hugged Xu Xian's thigh, Xu Xian trembled in fright at the voice.Erlang Shen was originally following behind Xu Xian and Bi Lian, but when he saw someone making trouble, he stood up and said coldly to the young man, "Let go!"

The young man was frightened by the evil spirit in Erlang Shen's tone, he let go of his hand hesitantly, turned around and hugged Erlang Shen's leg again.

Xu Xian frowned and asked, "My child, you have mistaken the person, neither of us is your father!"

The child leaned on Erlang Shen's calf, and said timidly, "Daddy, I will be obedient, please don't want me!" He pointed to Bilian and said, "Although you married someone else, gave birth to a younger sister, and failed my mother! , but I will still be obedient, take care of my sister, and support my family."

Xu Xian tugged on the child's collar and asked coldly, "Say! Who are your parents!"

"My father is you! My mother is Bai Suzhen!"

Xu Xian's head was buzzing, this day finally came...why!Why this article must make me happy to be a father!Can't this article be written as a little obscene article about Xu Xian and Erlang Shen?

The onlookers are all pointing, look!Another scumbag with a heartless heart!Take off your pants and deny it!

Bilian heard the gossip of the people around her, and she timidly hid behind Xu Xian, "Uncle, what should we do? Mother and father don't know where they went."

Xu Xian patted Bilian on the shoulder, "Don't be afraid, uncle will protect you."

The young man's eyes lit up when he saw Bilian, "Daddy, so this is your niece, my cousin! Hello cousin, my name is Xu Shilin!"

Xu Xian tore the boy off Erlang Shen's legs, lifted the collar and shook it vigorously twice, and the two heavy money bags fell to the ground.

"Okay! You kid is a thief!"

The boy was dumbfounded, "No! I didn't steal this! You must have framed me!"

The onlookers all accused the young man, "The purse fell from you, so many of us saw it! This gentleman, hurry up and drag him to report to the police!"

Xu Xian cupped his hands to the surroundings, "Thank you, neighbors and folks, I will drag him to the government right away, such a young child must be disciplined well, if he doesn't learn well now, what will he do in the future!"

Xu Xian found Xu Jiaorong and Li Gongfu and handed Bilian to them.Erlangshen took the boy into a tea house, and Xu Xian came over after delivering Bilian.

"Where are your mother and your father?" Xu Xian asked straight to the point.

Xu Shilin snorted coldly, "My aunt Qing is indeed right, you are very cunning! You actually framed me for stealing your money!"

Xu Xian reached out and knocked on the table, "Little boy! If you want to touch porcelain, you are looking for the wrong person! Tell me quickly, where are your mother and father?"

Xu Shilin sighed, "My mother and my father have both ascended to the sky, and Aunt Qing has also gone to the sky. Now I am the only one left in the family. My mother said before that if she, father and Aunt Qing leave, let me I came to see you." He took out a letter from his pocket and handed it to Xu Xian, "This is a letter from my parents."

Xu Xian unfolded the letter and read it together with Erlang Shen.

Bai Suzhen expressed her apology to Xu Xian in the letter.She and Fa Hai tried their best to delay the time of ascension, but it was a pity that they had to leave before Xu Shilin reached the age of majority.Xu Shilin is the reincarnation of Wen Quxing, and he is very talented in reading and writing, but he is still too young, curious and playful, so he must be watched by someone.Bai Suzhen handed Xu Xian a stack of banknotes, and asked him to help take care of Xu Shilin, let him study hard, and be admitted to the number one scholar as soon as possible, so that he can return to the Wenqu star in the future.

After folding the letters, Xu Xian felt that he should agree to Bai Suzhen's request for the sake of the stack of bank notes.It seems that raising children is still training people!Bai Suzhen knew to bribe Xu Xian with money.

Xu Xian and Erlangshen led Xu Shilin back home. Xu Jiaorong and Li Gongfu were not narrow-minded people, and they didn't feel troubled by having an extra child in the family.

Xu Shilin is clever!Facing Xu Jiaorong and Li Gongfu, Xiaozui sweetly called aunt and uncle.Seeing Bilian practicing calligraphy, he took the initiative to teach her how to write.

Seeing Xu Shilin holding Bilian's hand and teaching her to practice calligraphy, Xu Xian picked up the broom and whipped at Xu Shilin's ass. "Don't get too close to Bilian! Even if you talk normally, you have to stay five meters away!"

Both Xu Jiaorong and Li Gongfu stopped him, "What are you doing! This is not your biological son, how can you beat him at will!"

Holding the broom, Xu Xian pointed at Xu Shilin and said, "Keep your eyes open to see clearly, he was so close to Bilian just now, I don't think this kid has a good heart!"

Xu Shilin said innocently: "I'm just teaching my sister how to learn calligraphy. Daddy, don't be angry, I will be obedient."

Xu Shilin pretended to be pitiful and won the sympathy of Xu Jiaorong and Bilian, and they reprimanded Xu Xian for making a fuss out of a molehill.

In order to prevent his niece from being abducted by the brat, Xu Xian gave Xu Shilin a few banknotes that night, "Take the banknotes and go to the capital to find a good academy to study! Remember, if you don't pass the exam, don't come back to see me I!"

Xu Shilin curled his lips and took the bank note, "Hmph! Don't I know you yet? You don't like me and Bilian. Just wait! I'll come back to propose marriage when I win the first prize!"

Xu Xian waved his hand indifferently, "Okay, okay! Let's talk about this after you win the number one prize!"

In this way, Xu Shilin only stayed at Xu Xian's house for one night before leaving.Three years later, he was the number one scholar in high school, returned to his hometown in a splendid dress, and brought a gift to Dayan to propose marriage. Xu Jiaorong and Li Gongfu agreed to his marriage with Bilian at that time.

After attending the wedding, Xu Xian felt that his good cabbage had been spoiled by a pig.God Erlang saw that he was in a bad mood, so he took him to the top of Mount Emei to look at the stars.

Tonight, there is wind and no moon, Erlang Shen throws a luminous pearl and hangs it in the air.The night pearl emits orchid light to illuminate the darkness, and the clouds and mists on the Golden Summit of Emei flow gently among the mountains, like a fairy's cloak hanging down in the world.

"Look, there is Wenqu Xing's star position over there. After he returns to heaven to take up his job, I'll ask him for you, do you still remember being called Xu Xian's father?"

Hearing what Erlang Shen said, Xu Xian immediately turned his anger into joy, "Why are you so bad? You are colleagues, is it really okay to make such a joke?"

Erlang rubbed Xu Xian's nose affectionately, "What's wrong? Who made him make you angry!"

"Thinking about how time flies, Xu Shilin is married, and I feel very old."

Erlang said: "No, you are not old at all, you are still like a young boy."

Xu Xian was happy when he heard that, he held Erlang's face in his hands and was about to say some cute little love words.A white light rushed over from the side. In desperation, Xu Xian stood up straight to block Erlang God, and the white light hit Xu Xian's temple.

Xu Xian only felt blood red in front of his eyes, and he fell limply on the ground and closed his eyes.

Why does God treat me like this... I die so horribly every time...