[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Dark clouds hung low, and the autumn wind was bleak.

Seeing the destroyed crops, Xu Xian felt his heart was about to break...

To buy this field, Xu Xian paid much higher than the market price.Not only because the land here is fertile and the location is excellent, but also because the rice on this paddy field is about to mature.

Xu Xian originally planned to collect the rice and sell it, earning money to give his little nephew a gold collar.It's just that he never expected that the recruited long-term workers not only didn't work, but also helped him prodigal!

Sure enough... Baide's long-term workers are not good long-term workers, and neither the snake demon nor the monk is a good thing.

When Bai Suzhen and Fa Hai came back, they saw Xu Xian standing on the ridge of the field and knew that something was going to go wrong.

Bai Suzhen walked over quickly and kissed Xu Xianfu. She said guiltily, "Xu Xian... I'm really sorry, we ruined your crops. But don't worry, we will compensate you according to the price. .”

Xu Xian rushed towards her with red eyes, "Come here, I promise I will only bite you half to death!"

Erlang God put his arms around Xu Xian's waist, held him in his arms and smoothed his hair, "Okay, okay, don't be angry! I'll let the Xiaotian dog come over later, okay?"

Xu Xian kicked his legs, "No! I've changed my mind! I'll come in person! Let the Roaring Dog bite them, and I feel wronged!"

Fahai came over, clasped his hands together, and chanted the Buddha's name, "Amitabha. Donor Xu, please listen to my explanation! The demon who stole the girl came here to steal the child, and I happened to be caught by Bai Suzhen and me. In order to save the child, I was in a hurry. , we fought with that monster. We did not protect the rice fields in a hurry, and please forgive me, Master Xu."

He took out a centipede that was as long as the forearm of an adult man, "Blesser Xu, this is the evil spirit. It is a fine centipede that sucks up the blood of a girl and practices oblique kung fu."

Xu Xian took the dead centipede over, and his anger subsided a little.

He held up the centipede corpse and pointed at Bai Suzhen and Fa Hai, "You guys! Just fool me! It's true to save people from demons, but you fight again when you save people from demons? Snake demon, an eminent monk who has attained the Tao, and the two of them teaming up to catch a centipede can destroy such a large crop like me? Who are you kidding!"

Bai Suzhen and Fa Hai looked at each other, and they both stepped forward to salute. Bai Suzhen said: "Xu Xianggong, you have saved my life. You did not pursue Fa Hai's kidnapping of you, and you are also kind to him. We want to stay here to repay the favor." Your kindness, please don't drive us away, we promise that this kind of thing will not happen again in the future."

Xu Xian snorted twice, "For the sake of your kindness in saving people, I won't pursue today's matter." He added unwillingly, "Don't worry, I won't drive you away. Who told you to leave?" There's someone up there!"

Erlangshen had a bad heart, so he secretly slandered Xu Xianjin, "Could it be just like that? Your little nephew's gold collar..."

Xu Xian, a foolish king, thought about it for a second, Erlang's concubine reminded him in time, and he couldn't let Bai Suzhen and Fa Hai go easily.

"Although you don't need to pursue this matter, you have to do a good job in the follow-up finishing work." Xu Xian used the centipede corpse as a pointer, and he pointed to the paddy field, "Look here, the water in the field has not been drained, and the rice soaked in water will It grows hair and will rot. You dispose of all of these. Also! In order to have a better harvest next year, you go pick up manure for me. After retting the manure, you fertilize the land. Remember! You can only do it down-to-earth Live, do not use mana!"

Xu Xian waved the centipede, "I took this away, you guys should work hard!"

Bai Suzhen and Fa Hai sighed together, and they were not allowed to use their magic power to pick up shit... How should I do this job?

Bai Suzhen looked at Xiao Qing, with a hint of pleading in her eyes, "Xiao Qing, can you stay?"

Xiaoqing scratched her ears, "Uh... sister, sister Jiaorong is pregnant, it's very hard! I have to go back and take care of her! Sister, you and brother-in-law get along well, so I won't bother you!"

After talking about these things, Xiaoqing slipped away. If Xu Xian was here, he would surely lament that in the face of picking and retting, all sisterhood is plastic.

Bai Suzhen and Fa Hai returned to the house and were relatively speechless. They were silent for a while, and Fa Hai said, "You should rest first! I'll drain the water from the field."

Bai Suzhen sat in the room and could see Fa Hai through the window.

At this time, the Mid-Autumn Festival has passed, but the weather is not much cooler than summer.Fa Hai was working outside, and after a short while, his face was flushed and his body was covered in sweat.

Bai Suzhen closed the window and stopped looking outside.She sat cross-legged on the bed and meditated, but when she closed her eyes, her mind was in a mess, and she couldn't calm down no matter what.

Angrily pounding the bed board, Bai Suzhen put on her shoes and went down to the kitchen.

At noon, Bai Suzhen went to the field with a small basket.

Fa Hai was still working hard, Bai Suzhen put the basket on the ground, "Don't do it, eat something!"

Fa Hai was silent for a moment, put down his shovel and sat on the ridge of the field.

Lifting off the coarse cloth covering the basket, Fa Hai looked at the steamed buns and vegetables in the basket and asked, "Did you make this?"

Bai Suzhen said coldly: "Who else could it be if it's not me?"

Fahai wiped his hands with the wet towel in the basket, picked up the steamed buns and ate the vegetables.

Bai Suzhen asked: "What? Are you afraid that I will poison you?"

Fahai swallowed the food in his mouth, "I promised to marry you, so I won't suspect you. I know...the reason for the grievances between the two of us is not clear. But since we are married, I hope we If you can let go of your prejudices and settle this grievance, everyone will be at ease."

Bai Suzhen nodded, "It would be great if you can think that way."

In this way, Bai Suzhen and Fa Hai ceased fighting, and the two began to work at sunrise and rest at sunset.

Cleaning up the paddy fields is fairly easy, but tiring.Picking manure and composting is not only tiring, but also smells bad.

Fa Hai is a responsible man, he refuses to let Bai Suzhen do this kind of dirty work, and he shoulders all the work of picking manure, manure, and fertilizing.

Bai Suzhen only needs to cook for him and tidy up the house every day.

Women are all emotional animals, even the White Snake, who has practiced for thousands of years, couldn't help but be moved by his thoughtfulness towards Fa Hai.

Fahai didn't want to say anything when he was tired every day, and he didn't want to eat.In order to let him eat more, Bai Suzhen went to learn how to make wontons from Xu Xian.

Seeing Bai Suzhen's earnestness in learning, Xu Xian couldn't help sighing to Erlangshen, "Don't think that Hai is usually cold, she is also a master of love! Usually she doesn't make a move, but once she makes a move, she captures Bai Suzhen's heart. Now Bai Suzhen is willing to make small wontons for him Bai Suzhen will give birth to a child for him tomorrow!"

Erlang Shen rubbed Xu Xian's face, "Forget it! The two of them didn't get married because they liked each other, so how could they have a child?"

Xu Xian leaned in the arms of Erlang God, peeled a grape and fed it into Erlang God's mouth, "We don't care whether they have children or not! Little brother, give me a baby tonight!"

Erlangshen's mouth twitched slightly, and he smiled wickedly, "It's uncertain who survived!"

The days pass by like this, and the year is approaching in a blink of an eye.Xu Jiaorong successfully gave birth to a baby girl, and Li Gongfu happily named her Bilian.

Xiaoqing hadn't visited Bai Suzhen for a long time, so she just took this opportunity to go see her sister with her things, and tell her the good news by the way.

After breakfast, Xiaoqing went out of the city with her things, and before the incense burn, Xiaoqing came back with her things.

Xu Xian was drinking tea and reading a picture album at the same time.He planned to make a golden lock for his little niece, and keep it for the full moon.

Seeing Xiaoqing came back, Xu Xian took a sip of tea from the small purple sand pot, "Why did you come back so soon? Why did you bring your things back, no one at home?"

Xiaoqing looked dazed, "There is someone at home...but my sister is pregnant."

"Pfft!" Xu Xian sprayed a mouthful of tea down his nostrils onto the album.

"What did you say? You repeat it!"

Xiaoqing said loudly: "My sister! She is pregnant!"

Xu Xian's eyes became dull and his expression was in a trance, "The child is... from Fahai?"

Xiaoqing dropped the things in her hands and came over and said, "You can't believe it, can you? But this is the truth! Fa Hai looked at my sister's belly with extremely gentle eyes, and the hairs on my body stood on end!"

"How old is the child?" Xu Xian asked.

Xiaoqing shook her head, "I didn't have time to ask! When I heard the news, I was in a bad mood! I ran back in a hurry and forgot to leave all the things I brought over."

Xu Xian patted Xiaoqing on the shoulder and poured her a cup of cold tea, "Drink some water and calm down! Maybe we are dreaming, and the dream is more real."

Xiaoqing took the water glass and drank all the water, "Yes, it must be a dream! My sister is definitely not pregnant!"

One person and one snake are deceiving themselves and others, even though Bai Suzhen's stomach is bulging when she comes to drink the full moon wine, Xu Xian and Xiaoqing still insist that it's just that Bai Suzhen is getting fat, definitely not pregnant!

Xu Jiaorong once advised them to take it easy, they will definitely have feelings after becoming relatives, and if they have feelings, they will have children. Isn't this a natural thing?But Xu Xian and Xiaoqing just refused to listen.In the end, Erlang God told Xu Jiaorong not to persuade her anymore, anyway, when the child was born, they would always have to accept the reality.

When spring comes and early summer comes, Xu Xian and Xiaoqing really can't lie to themselves anymore.Because Bai Suzhen gave birth to a boy.

On the day Bai Suzhen gave birth, a ray of golden light descended from the sky, the room was shimmering with red light, and the nostrils were fragrant.

Xu Xian stuffed Fa Hai with a big red envelope, "Congratulations, it looks like a big shot has been born in your family. Damn it!"

Erlang Shen pulled Xu Xian behind him, "He has been a little outspoken recently, please don't blame him."

Fa Hai waved his hands again and again, smiling so much that his eyes narrowed, "It's okay, it's okay." Now that he has a son, he has everything to do, and he doesn't care about Xu Xian's words and deeds at all.

Erlang Shen dragged Xu Xian into the corner, "How can you scold someone so well?"

Xu Xian said unhappily: "My sister and brother-in-law are such good people! Why didn't the important person entrust the birth to our family!"

Erlang poked his puffed bun face, "Look at your narrow-minded look!"

After a while, Bai Suzhen tidied up and came out from the back room to meet the guests.

Xu Jiaorong blamed her, "Go back and lie down, you just gave birth, how can you go to the ground?"

Bai Suzhen smiled and shook her head, "Sister Jiaorong, I'm in good health, I'm fine."

Fa Hai was holding the child, and Bai Suzhen walked shoulder to shoulder with Xu Xian and bowed in front of Xu Xian, "Xu Xianggong, I have caused you trouble these days, we are both very grateful to you."

Xu Xian waved his hand, "Things are over, today you are happy to have Lin'er, so don't mention those old-fashioned things."

Fa Hai and Bai Suzhen looked at each other, "Xu Xianggong, you are taking the liberty today, we still have something to ask."

Xu Xian didn't even think about it, and agreed, "If you have anything to say, just say it, I will do it if I can."

Fa Hai said: "This child, we want him to have your surname. I have chosen the name, and it will be called Xu Shilin."

Xu Xian: "..." This name was chosen...as if this is my son.

"This is not very good! The children of the two of you should take Fahai's surname! Even if Fahai doesn't have a surname, they should have the surname Bai, right?"

Fa Hai and Bai Suzhen looked at each other with a wry smile and said, "We want to adopt the child to you."

Xu Xian: "..." Damn it, I knew it wasn't that cheap!What do you mean?If I follow my surname, I still have to support him?