[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

"Xu Xian! Xu Xian!" Erlang Shen put his arms around Xu Xian and called out his name, but Xu Xian didn't respond at all.

This meteorite fell from the sky and directly smashed Xu Xian's head.Erlang God hugged Xu Xian's gradually freezing corpse tightly, but the anger in his heart was burning hotter and hotter!

Why is it always like this?Why can't Xu Xian leave quietly?Although Xu Xian can still come back to life, why let him go through such pain?Why do you let me watch him die, but can't do anything?

Erlang Shen closed his eyes and kissed Xu Xian's forehead lightly.Another meteor came crashing down, and Erlang Shen stretched out his hand to block the stream of light.The meteor paused in front of Erlang Shen's palm, a white light flashed, and the sky and the earth became a vast expanse of whiteness.After a while, the light gradually dimmed, and the top of Mount Emei returned to its peaceful and peaceful appearance. The clouds were still circulating among the mountains, and the stars in the sky were still twinkling quietly.Erlangshen and Xu Xian disappeared, and the night pearl hanging in mid-air fell to the ground and disappeared after a while.

Erlang Shen opened his eyes and immediately sat up vigilantly.There was a huge suction in the white light just now that attracted him, and he fainted before he could resist.

This is a magnificent palace, with a huge golden phoenix chair on it, and a small lotus pond built with white jade bricks in the center of the hall, where passionate and gorgeous red lotuses bloom in full bloom.There are auspicious clouds and silver dragons carved on the vermilion pillars. If you look carefully, the longan's eyes can still move. It is wrapped around the pillars and looks at Erlang God curiously, like a real dragon.

A gust of fragrant wind blew by, and the Queen Mother walked past Erlang God and sat gracefully on the phoenix chair.There was a huge fan standing beside her. The queen mother put the fan flat, and the big fan automatically fanned up. The air circulated and the whole hall was filled with the fresh breath of lotus flowers.

The queen mother said slowly: "I like this palace the most. This is my piece of pure land. When I have nothing to do, I like to sit here quietly and look at the pool of red lotus in the palace." The queen mother took a deep breath. In one breath, "Come on, smell it, the red lotus blooms so enthusiastically, but the fragrance is so fresh and elegant."

God Erlang cupped his hands and saluted, "Major, may I ask why you summoned the little god?"

The queen mother smiled, "Xu Xian should have told you, right? I went down to see him once, and I promised him that if he can make Bai Suzhen ascend to immortality, I will tell him the truth."

Erlang Shen asked: "So, ma'am, can you find Xu Xian?"

The queen mother just smiled and didn't speak. She flipped her bare hands, and a black shadow flew out of the lotus pond. Seeing that black shadow was about to fall to the ground, Erlang God ran over to catch him.

"Xu Xian!"

The black shadow that flew out of the pond was Xu Xian. He coughed twice and put his arms around Erlang Shen's neck.

"Ahem, cough, why am I here?"

The joy of being lost and found hit Erlang God's heart, he kissed Xu Xian's ear, and comforted him in a low voice, "This is the palace of the Queen Mother, you are fine, don't be afraid!"

The queen mother beckoned, and two chairs appeared in the hall, and hot tea, snacks and fruits were placed on the small wooden table in the middle of the chairs.

Erlangshen dried the water off Xu Xian's body, pulled him to sit down, and handed him a cup of hot tea.

Xu Xian breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help but ask the Queen Mother, "My Lady, Bai Suzhen has ascended, can you tell me the truth?"

The queen mother sighed: "In terms of speaking, I really don't know where to start." She glanced at the red lotus pond, thought for a while and said, "Let's start with your origin!"

"Origin? Am I not a mortal?" Xu Xian asked.

The queen mother shook her head, "You are a congenital treasure, a jade plate of good fortune. After Pangu created the world, you became my magic weapon. You recorded the three thousand truths of the great way, and recorded the causal cycle of everything in the world. The laws of time and space and the constraints of cause and effect can rewrite the past and the future."

Xu Xian felt dumbfounded after hearing this.He always thought that he was an ordinary person, and the most unusual thing about him was that he had a super powerful boyfriend.He turned his head to look at Erlangshen, and Erlangshen's expression was a bit indescribable.

Xu Xian couldn't tell what he was feeling now, he touched his heart, and the heartbeat was normal.I suddenly knew that I was so powerful, but I didn't seem to be excited at all...

Erlang God frowned and asked, "Since Xu Xian is an innate spirit treasure, why is he acting like a mortal?"

The queen mother turned her eyes to the void, "This is going to start from the beginning." She got off the phoenix chair and walked slowly to the lotus pond, "There are always many imperfections in this world, even if I can rule the Three Realms Fairy, even if I am the master of Yaochi, some things are still beyond my control..."

Erlangshen was quick-witted. Seeing the lonely look on the Queen Mother's face, he began to worry, "Your Majesty is referring to the Seventh Princess? Did she really marry Dong Yong?"

"Zhenjun Erlang is smart. In that ending, Feifeng marries Dong Yong, gets rid of the fairy bones, and becomes a mortal."

Erlang Shen said: "Xu Xian and I also guessed that his constant rebirth should be to change the fate of those female fairies."

The queen mother sighed, "It's almost! The sky is strict, and immortals are not allowed to fall in love. Whether it is a fairy, a human, or a demon, there is a big difference between men and women. If a man thinks about the world, for his own fairyland, he can never miss it." Cut off the fate. But a woman thinks of everything, even if the man betrays her, she will still be determined and unwilling to turn back. There are many examples of this kind, such as your mother Yao Ji, your sister Sanshengmu, and mine Daughter Feifeng, or the snake demon Bai Suzhen..."

Xu Xian asked: "Then have I changed their fate?"

The Queen Mother smiled kindly, "Why not? Feifeng is now determined, and it's all thanks to you!"

Xu Xian heaved a sigh of relief, "It's good that I can help! Uh... have my missions been completed? Do I not need to be reborn in the future? And... and the matter between me and Erlang Shen Isn't it Sifan? Can we continue to be together?"

Erlang God took Xu Xian's hand, "It would be even better if the empress could marry us."

Xu Xian smiled foolishly, "Then let's hold a wedding at Guanjiangkou, and invite all the friends we know over there!"

Queen Mother: "..." If it wasn't for maintaining her graceful and dignified image, she really wanted to roll her eyes! "Don't rush to be happy, what happened before was just a test for you, and what's next is the real test."

The Queen Mother asked Xu Xian: "Do you know about the Battle of the Conferred Gods and Tang Sanzang's journey westward to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

Xu Xian's eyes lit up, "I know! I've seen Su Daji played by Fan Bingbing. I've watched Journey to the West, whether it's a TV series or a cartoon. Tang Seng thumped on his horse, followed by Monkey King, who ran fast ...Uh...run fast...well! I heard that the Great Sage can run a hundred and eight thousand miles!"

Erlangshen squeezed his fingers secretly, and asked in a low voice, "You forget the words that follow!"

Xu Xian curled his lips, "How come? I have recorded the karmic cycle of everything in the world! Can't you remember a few nursery rhymes?"

The queen mother looked down at Honglian, not wanting to see the two of them flirting.

"When the Jade Emperor and I deduced the star formation, we found that Buddhism is flourishing and Taoism is declining. In the future, there will be less and less incense to worship the gods in the sky. Without incense, the power of the heaven will be greatly reduced. Western Buddhism will take advantage of the emptiness. There is no place for Taoist gods. I discussed with the Jade Emperor and several saints, and we plan to change the world and rewrite the future. To do this, we must rely on the power of the good luck jade plate."

Xu Xian still didn't quite understand, "If you want to change the future, you should work hard from now on! From today on, bless the mortals, gain their respect and love. From today on, be a good god who is diligent and honest, You are better than other gods, and mortals will naturally believe in you!"

Erlang Shen explained to Xu Xian, "It's not that simple. The infiltration of Western religion can be traced back to the Battle of the Conferred Gods. When the Conferred Gods War was about to end, many Taoists went to the West."

The Queen Mother nodded, "That's exactly the reason. If you want to change the present, you must first change the past!" The Queen Mother suddenly asked an irrelevant question, "In the past, you changed into Liu Yanchang, Dong Yong, and Xu Xian, but it doesn't mean that you really Became them. Have you noticed that your appearance has not changed after being reborn so many times?"

Xu Xian touched his face, "The appearance has indeed not changed, it is the same as my appearance in modern times."

The queen mother explained to him, "Your previous rebirths actually created an incomparably real illusion. For example, Bai Suzhen, although she became a fairy in the illusion, but after you die, the illusion ends, and she will forget the illusion Everything that happened in the movie. It's just that her state of mind has changed unconsciously, so when she meets the real Xu Xian, she will no longer be addicted to love and love in the mortal world. This time the battle of the gods is different, I need you to become the real King Zhou and change the outcome of the battle of the gods."

Erlang Shen disagreed, "No! The Battle of Conferred Gods is too dangerous."

Xu Xian also disagreed, "No! No! According to what you said, the previous rebirths were just illusions, so I will die a miserable death! If I become King Zhou, then I will not be poked into a sieve! "

The queen mother said in a deep voice: "The matter is already as it is, and there is no room for you to bargain! The previous experiments represent that it is indeed feasible to change the future. Several saints and some gods have made efforts, and now the arrow is on the string. Yang Jian! At that time You are also one of the main messengers who agreed to this matter, you have already benefited, and it is too late to withdraw now!"

Xu Xian was not happy to listen, "What good can he get? I die in his arms every time, and he is almost driven crazy by you, okay? Madam, I was stuck to death by a bone and fell into a ditch while walking. If you look at a star, you will be smashed, is this your fault!"

The queen mother couldn't help laughing, "I really can't blame me for this. After your work is done, of course you have to leave the illusion. If you don't use some drastic means, it will be very difficult for you to escape from the illusion." She restrained her smile Looking at Erlangshen, he said, "Yang Jian, do you know why you remember everything? Because at that time, in order to change your sister's fate, you separated a ray of spirit and offered it to the good luck jade plate..."

Erlang's expression was a little lonely, so it turned out that his sister really married a mortal and had a child?

Seeing Erlang Shen's expression, Xu Xian immediately felt distressed, "Isn't it King Zhou? I'll go! But you have to protect me, ma'am! I can't be killed casually, right? Otherwise, how can I play this?"

The queen mother smiled and said: "Don't worry, King Zhou is the son of heaven, and he has Ziwei star to protect his body. You don't need to do anything special when you go, as long as you win the new king of Xiqi."

"Me! Win! The monarch of Xiqi! Just me?" Xu Xian gasped, "This sounds really simple! You really think highly of me! My lady!"

The Queen Mother said in a relaxed tone: "Didn't you do a good job before? I think you didn't have to spend much effort to make those fairies change their minds."

Erlangshen retorted: "It's not my turn, so it's easy to watch other people do things. How much trouble did Bai Suzhen cause Xu Xian? Besides, she doesn't have any regrets or gratitude, and such a snake demon can become a fairy! I don't think so." Xu Xian did a good job, but you opened the back door for her!"

The queen mother sighed, "Bai Suzhen's situation is quite special. She has no flaws in her mood, but she is too soft-hearted and reluctant to part with her husband and children. It is a good thing that she is cruel to others...Of course, it is true that you say that she has a background. She is Nuwa Empress's descendant. Xu Xian, when you become King Zhou, Empress Nuwa will look at Bai Suzhen's face and give you some convenience, you have to remember it!"

Xu Xian nodded obediently, "I see, ma'am. I will never forget such a good thing!"

The queen mother looked at a sundial in the corner of the hall, "It's getting late, you should go." She reached out and tapped Xu Xian from a distance, Xu Xian found himself floating, and even his vision changed.

"This is Xu Xian's original form." The Queen Mother said to Erlang God, "If you need to separate from him for something, you can let him change into his original form, so that you can carry it with you."

Xu Xian excitedly said to Erlang God: "Hurry up, hurry up, let me see what my original form is like! I'm so awesome, isn't my original form extremely cool?"

Erlang Shen picked up the disc on the chair, with a subtle expression on his face, he conjured up a mirror for Xu Xian to see by himself.

An exquisite water mirror stood up, and Erlang God held Xu Xian up so that he could look in the mirror.

"I beep—" A string of swear words came out of Xu Xian's mouth.

What about mighty and domineering?Why is my body a plate with cracks and mud!