[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

As the saying goes, a little farewell is better than a newlywed.However, in order to build a harmonious society, this article will skip the nightlife of Erlang Shen and Xu Xian, and directly skip the time to the next morning.

In the early morning, the sun shines into the room through the window screen, and Erlang Shen raises his arm to block the light.

Stretching out his hand to touch the side, the bedding was already cold. Erlang Shen sat up from the bed and saw a man in a sapphire blue brocade jacket embroidered with golden peonies, pouted and fiddled with something in front of the mirror.

"Xu Xian?" Erlang Shen's tone was somewhat uncertain.

Looking at the back, this person is indeed Xu Xian, but Xu Xian usually does not wear clothes with exaggerated patterns like this.

"You're awake!" Xu Xian picked up a red rose flower from the table, and inserted it obliquely into the bun.He turned around and unfolded a fan with a brush in his hand. There were gorgeous peony flowers on the golden fan. "What do you think of my outfit?"

Erlang Shen leaned on the pillow and turned his head away, "It's very beautiful."

Xu Xian turned his face away, "Be more sincere, look at me and say."

"As long as you change into a robe, take off the purse, sachet, and jade pendant around your waist, throw away the flowers on your head and the fan in your hand, you will still look good."

Xu Xian was a little distressed, "You can't throw these away, these are the outfits I specially prepared for going out and running errands."

"What are you going to do today?"

Xu Xian corrected him, "It's not what I want to do, but what we want to do."

Erlang Shen was helpless, "Okay... what are we going to do?"

Xu Xian made a fierce expression, "We must catch Fa Hai and let him know that no one can offend me!"

Erlangshen thought Xu Xian's expression was quite cute, but... "You're just asking Fa Hai to settle accounts, there's no need to dress like this, right?"

"No! My brother-in-law and I spent money to buy a large paddy field in the suburbs. From now on, I will be a senior official, and I must dress richly. Besides, I have to dress badly if I go to trouble others! Otherwise, I'm embarrassed to do it!"

Erlang Shen sighed, "As long as you are happy..."

After Erlangshen changed his clothes and washed up, Ni Tianying pushed open the window, put his head on the window frame and said, "Master, I found out where Fa Hai is."

Erlang Shen put the towel on the shelf, "Didn't you run away yesterday? Today you are so brave, you dare to come here."

Ni Tianying whispered: "Master, I was wrong, and I am willing to make up for my mistakes."

Erlang Shen snorted coldly, "Lead the way ahead."

Xu Xian's eyes lit up, "Wait a minute! Xiao Ni~ come here~"

Ni Tianying looked pitifully at Erlang God, but unfortunately its owner didn't show any sympathy for it.

Ni Tianying said in a very innocent voice: "I'm sorry, Xu Xian, it's all my fault." It even raised its wings to cover its eyes, and let out a weeping sound, it can be said that it was very scheming.

Xu Xian hugged it, "Okay! Xiao Ni, I forgive you! Come, I'll give you a gift!"

Ni Tianying moved its wings a little bit, revealing one eye, "What gift?"

After a while, Ni Tianying put on a small sapphire blue waistcoat with a small flower wreath on his head. Judging from the style of the clothes, it should be the same as Xu Xian's.Xu Xian cupped his face and said, "Enen, I knew this dress would match you very well!"

Nitian Yingsheng waved his wings resignedly, "Let's go! I'll take you to find Fahai..."

Xu Xian thought that Fa Hai would escape very far, but he didn't expect that he stayed by the Qiantang River and didn't go far at all.

"Have you been staying here these days?" Xu Xian asked.

Fa Hai nodded, looked at the river and said quietly, "Yes."

Xu Xian found a big rock and sat on it with his legs crossed. He put his fan in his neckline and asked casually, "Master, you practice Zen here every day. Have you realized any important Buddhist principles?"

Fa Hai quietly looked at Jiang Shui without speaking.Roaring Sky Dog came out from nowhere, and said to Fa Hai, "Xu Xian asked you something! Answer it quickly!"

Roaring Sky Dog came to Xu Xian's side to show his merits, and vividly made a smiling expression with his dog's face. "Xu Xian, I've been staying here to watch him! I won't leave him every step of the way!"

Xu Xian rubbed its face, "Good boy! I just happen to have a gift for you too."

He took out a small red dress with flowers from his arms and put it on the Roaring Dog, "Roaring, do you like this color? Since ancient times, red and blue came out, you and Ni Tianying are a pair! "

Roaring Dog and Ni Tianying looked at each other, and they turned their heads tacitly, "Bah! Who and Bald Chicken (stupid dog) are a couple!"

Xu Xian had had enough of playing around, and drove the Nitianying and Xiaotiangou aside.

He said to Fa Hai, "How long are you going to stand here? You kidnapped me, so don't you even say an apology?"

Fa Hai turned around and bowed respectfully to Xu Xian, "Benefactor Xu, I'm sorry. Because of my personal enmity, I caused you a lot of trouble."

Xu Xian asked, "What are you going to do next?"

"The reputation of Jinshan Temple was ruined by me. I have no face to go back to Jinshan Temple, and I have no way to give everyone an explanation. I have committed a lot of crimes, so I can only die to show my will." Fahai jumped into the turbulent Qiantang River after speaking. .

Xu Xian jumped off the rock, "Hey! Come back!"

Xiaotiangou jumped into the river and fished Fahai out of the river with his collar in his mouth.

The tide of the Qiantang River was approaching, the river was turbulent, and the river water was turbid. Fahai was fished out, and a few waterweeds hung on his bald head, and the monk's clothes were covered with sand.

Xu Xian pulled the flower off his head, pointed at Fa Hai with the rose, "Look at how promising you are! Isn't it just that Jinshan Temple has been rumored? You can't take it anymore? Do you have any?" If you jumped into the river, you don’t have the ability to admit it, right? Don’t be so wronged, you were the one who kidnapped me, and all the monks in Jinshan Temple are accomplices!”

Fahai clasped his hands together, closed his eyes and said, "Amitabha, Master Xu, I know I'm sorry, but this has nothing to do with the monks in our monastery. Please don't take your anger out on me."

"Don't wrong the good man! I didn't take my anger out on me. The little monk Xuanning in your temple even guarded me!" Xu Xian pinned the rose flower on his hair again, "The monks in your temple are all spoiled by the believers Now, in the name of slaying demons and eliminating demons, you have done some illegal and disciplined things, and you have no regrets at all!"

Hearing Xu Xian's words, Fahai's face was full of shame, "Benefactor Xu, the poor monk feels that he has sinned deeply, and what he owes you... the poor monk will pay it back in the next life."

Xu Xian disagreed, "No! If there is any account, let me figure it out in this life! I have other things in my next life! I don't have time to talk to you about this crap! How about it! I just bought a field recently. Seeing that it's the autumn harvest season, but I haven't found anyone to harvest rice for me. If you want to compensate me, come and work for me!"

He waved to Xiaotiangou and Nitianying, "Come on, two little ones! Take care of Fahai, don't let him escape!"

Xu Daguan led a dog and a hawk, took a good friend out for a walk, and got a free long-term job without a few words.On the way back, Erlang Shen stopped the cloud head over Jinshan Temple.

Xu Xian said to Fa Hai: "Go down and say goodbye to the monks in the monastery! They worship you so much, you should give them an explanation."

Fa Hai glanced at Xu Xian, he saluted silently, and flew back to Jinshan Temple.

Erlangshen sent Xiaotiangou and Nitianying back to Guanjiangkou. He and Xu Xian went home without waiting for Fahai.

Xu Xian knocked on the door, and Li Gongfu asked, "Who is it?"

Xu Xian said, "Brother-in-law, it's me, open the door!"

Li Gongfu opened the door and was speechless for a long time when he saw Xu Xian's attire, "You, you, why...why are you dressed like this? Lady! Lady!"

Xu Jiaorong walked out of the room holding her back, "What are you shouting for! Chinese language is back, and it's not like outsiders are here, why did you call me out?"

Li Gongfu said innocently: "Look for yourself!"

Seeing Xu Xian's attire, Xu Jiaorong immediately exploded, "Xu Hanwen! What kind of attire are you wearing? Take off that flower on your head!"

Xu Xian picked off the roses angrily, and Xu Jiaorong scolded him, "How ugly is it for a big man to arrange flowers and wear flowers! Also, change your clothes immediately, don't you want to wear them neatly?"

"Sister, I was wrong... I just changed my clothes."

Xu Jiaorong nodded in satisfaction, "It's not too bad. It just so happens that I made a new dress, so you can put on the new one today!"

Xu Xian followed Xu Jiaorong back to the bedroom to get new clothes, and Li Gongfu asked Erlang Shen to sit down in the front hall.

"Mr. Yang, do you have time recently?" Li Gongfu asked.

Erlang Shen nodded, "Brother-in-law, what's the matter?"

Li Gongfu sighed, "Recently, there was a strange case in Qiantang County. Many little girls were killed. The death conditions were extremely tragic! According to the children who witnessed it, the murderer was a long monster with many hands and many legs. The county magistrate asked The police can solve the case within ten days, but it is not so easy to solve the case? My former brothers asked me to come here. I didn't want to take trouble on me, but I just left the Yamen not long ago. If I refused I'm so unfeeling. Mr. Yang...Look, can you help me find out this case? I think it's no problem to find you for this matter of gods and ghosts. "

Erlangshen thought for a while, smiled and nodded, "Don't worry brother-in-law, this matter is very easy, and I don't need to come forward at all. Xu Xian has found a long-term worker for the family, and I think it is just right to entrust this matter to him."

Li Gongfu touched his chin, "Hanwen is looking for a long-term worker again? The long-term worker hired this time won't just run away after doing it?"

Erlangshen smiled, "Well...you can't say for sure."

Xu Xian went back to the house and changed into new clothes, Xu Jiaorong looked at her handsome younger brother, and felt extremely happy. "That's great! You're so old in a blink of an eye."

Xu Xian helped Xu Jiaorong to sit down, pointed to her stomach, "I have grown up, but my sister has worked hard, and there is a little one waiting for you to raise!"

"Your brother-in-law and I have been looking forward to such a child for so many years. How can we find it tiring to raise a child?"

Xu Xian said with emotion: "I have made my sister bother all these years."

"No! You have been obedient since you were a child, and you don't have to worry about us when you grow up. When you are young, you run around with Mr. Yang, and often take money from home. Your brother-in-law and I don't have the support of our elders, so we can spend our days. It’s such a prosperous life, but you have contributed a lot.”

Xu Xian took his sister's hand, "Sister, it's all about Chen Zhima's rotten millet, let's not talk about it!"

Xu Jiaorong nodded, and talked about another matter, "Your brother-in-law's former colleague came to beg him, asking him to help solve the case."

"Solve the case?" Xu Xian frowned, "Brother-in-law is no longer in the yamen, why are they looking for him?"

Xu Jiaorong patted her heart, "It's frightening to talk about it. Recently, a strange incident happened in Qiantang County. Several children were lost. When they were found, the children had already been killed. Your brother-in-law's colleagues couldn't solve it." case, so come here and ask him for help.”

"Brother-in-law agreed?"

Xu Jiaorong said angrily: "Your brother-in-law is so good at face, how can he not agree? I thought about it, this matter... there are [-]% it was done by demons and goblins."

"Sister, don't worry, just leave it to me."

Xu Jiaorong said: "Originally I wanted you to take action, but yesterday I met Miss Bai and Miss Qing, and they said they would help solve this matter. I didn't want to trouble them, so I didn't agree."

"You mean... Xiaoqing and Bai Suzhen?"

"Yup!"

Xu Xian held his chin and thought for a while, "They can do it, it happens that Bai Suzhen still owes me a favor! Sister, you can order her around if you have something to do."

Xu Jiaorong said: "What order? It's so ugly! If that's the case, I'll tell Miss Bai in the afternoon and ask them to help."

At night, Xu Jiaorong and Li Gongfu were lying on the bed chatting.

Xu Jiaorong said: "It's said in Chinese, to solve the case, just leave it to Miss Bai."

Li Gongfu thought for a while, "I remember that the Chinese text seemed to mention that Miss Bai is our family's long-term worker, right?"

"It's just a joke, don't take it seriously."

Li Gongfu shut his mouth and thought to himself, Miss Bai is equal to a long-term worker, so the long-term worker mentioned by Mr. Yang is Miss Bai!It turns out that Hanwen and Mr. Yang mentioned the same person!I can rest assured that.

Li Gongfu, who fell asleep peacefully, did not know that besides Bai Changgong, there was another Fa Changgong in their family.

Fa Changgong came to find Xu Xian after he finished handling the Jinshan Temple matter, but he did not live in Xu Xian's house, but was arranged by Erlang God in a small thatched hut by the rice field.Erlang God ordered him to investigate the disappearance of the little girl in the city, and Fa Hai respectfully agreed.When night fell, he walked towards the city.

It was late at night, and everyone in the city was asleep.Normally, the night in the city should be peaceful and quiet.But as soon as Fahai entered the city, he felt a cloud of yin, which made people tremble all over.

After chanting Amitabha Buddha, the cold feeling dissipated instantly.Fa Hai followed the cold aura towards the west of the city. He came to a dilapidated courtyard and walked in slowly.

A woman in white is holding a little girl, as if leaning over her to suck her yin energy.Fa Hai slapped the woman in white, and a blue figure stood in front of the woman in white.

"Fa Hai! What are you doing!"

Fahai clasped his hands together and recited the Buddha's name, "Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing, put that child down!"

Xiaoqing scolded: "You thief monk! Look at it clearly, we are saving people, not harming them!"

Fahai said: "Zhenjun has already entrusted this matter to me, you two go away! Give me that child!"

It doesn't matter who saves people, but Bai Suzhen became angry when she saw Fa Hai, "Xu Xian is my benefactor. Since he has entrusted the matter to me and Xiaoqing, we can't give up halfway. Fa Hai, I advise you to go back and be your friend." Let’s become an eminent monk! It’s not your turn to take care of the affairs here!”

Fa Hai refused to leave, and Bai Suzhen also refused to leave. The two started fighting when they disagreed. Xiaoqing was still shouting and cheering, "Sister! He doesn't have any magic weapon in his hand now. If you hit him, hit him hard!"

"Stop it all! Have you had enough trouble!"

Fa Hai and Bai Suzhen backed away, and Xu Xian and Erlang Shen stood between them.

Erlang God hugged the little girl on the ground, seeing that she was still breathing, he fed her a elixir, and the child's face turned rosy.

Xu Xian asked, "Where is the murderer? Did you let him go?"

Bai Suzhen and Fa Hai looked ashamed and did not speak.

Xu Xian said angrily: "How old are you all! Can you be more mature? Since the hatred in the previous life is always unforgettable, then you should just get married! Fa ​​Hai, from now on, you will call Bai Suzhen to wash and cook every day, and embrace the hatred of the past! Bai Suzhen, you understand the seven emotions and six desires in the mortal world, hurry up and see through the world of mortals and become a fairy! Can you two happily be a bitter couple tormenting each other?"