[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

After Erlang Shen left, Xu Xian was first kidnapped, then escaped, was arrested, rescued, escaped, and was arrested again.After finally looking forward to the Heaven-Defying Eagle, this stupid bird raised by Erlang God actually locked itself up!

Xu Xian only felt physically and mentally exhausted, Nitianying is too talented, it is planning to direct a hero to save the beauty!And it itself is definitely the villain of this drama, when Erlang Shen returns, he will definitely rip off the hair on this stupid bird's buttocks!

The theme of this play, Xu Xian, has already thought up Ni Tianying.Poor boy!Why did that cruel monk imprison you in the tower?Handsome Erlang God!When will you be back to serve justice?

Xu Xian staggered and fell on the bed, "Xiao Ni! Go and play by yourself! I have to rest for a while."

Ni Tianying didn't speak, Xu Xian buried his head in the quilt and rubbed it, and found that the fabric was not right.The quilts in the meditation room are all made of coarse cotton, but why is this quilt so soft?Sniff it up close, and there's a fresh scent of grass and pine needles.

Xu Xian looked up and saw that this was no longer the Zen room, but his own bedroom.

"What's going on? You, you sent me home?" Xu Xian asked.

Nitianying fell on the side of the bed and looked at Xu Xian with a tilted head, "I was just joking, I can't really lock you up in Jinshan Temple! You have worked hard these days, so get a good sleep! As for Fahai, wait for Master When we come back to deal with him, we have to give the master a chance to show off."

Back in the familiar environment, Xu Xian's heart finally fell to the ground. "Anti-Sky Eagle, thank you."

Ni Tianying blinked, "It's all what I should do. If you insist on thanking me, please say something nice for me in front of the master, blowing the pillow or something."

Xu Xian grabbed the pillow of God Erlang and threw it at Ni Tianying, "This is the pillow used by God Erlang. What kind of wind do you want to blow? Blow on the pillow yourself!"

Ni Tianying avoided the pillow, "You are so irritable!"

Ni Tianying threw the pillow back on the bed, Xu Xian hugged the pillow and slowly fell asleep.

Xu Xian was pitted by Ni Tianying in the mortal world, and Erlang Shen was also having a hard time in the sky.

Xiaotiangou went to Yaochi. Although it didn't have the invitation card from the Queen Mother, the heavenly soldiers guarding the gate recognized it.Hearing that it was looking for its owner, Tianbing led the Xiaotian dog and sent it to the seat of Erlang God.

"Xiaotian, why are you here?" Erlang Shen stretched out his hand to rub Xiaotiangou's ears.

"Master, Xu Xian is in trouble, hurry back and save the beauty as a hero!"

Erlang Shen: "Speak clearly, what difficulties did Xu Xian encounter?"

Roaring Sky Dog held up its claws and vividly described Xu Xian's tragic situation, although it didn't see it with its own eyes.

"Xu Xian is miserable. He was taken away and had no food to eat, and had to work. He was locked in a small dark room, and he could only wash his face with tears every day."

Erlangshen is not so easy to be fooled, he made Xiaotiangou dumb just by asking, "Since you know something happened to Xu Xian, why didn't you go and save him?"

"Uh... I want to give Master a chance to be a hero to save the beauty..."

God Erlang pinched the fur on the back of Xiaotiangou's neck, "Nonsense! How can I leave early for the Peach Banquet? You want to see me offend the Queen Mother?"

Xiaotiangou lay at Erlangshen's feet, and said lazily, "Master, don't be angry, Nitianying has already gone to protect Xu Xian, Xu Xian will be fine."

Erlang Shen sighed, "Isn't it Tianyingying's idea to push you to go to heaven to find me? Its temperament... watching the excitement is not a big deal."

The Roaring Dog immediately echoed: "That's right, that's right, it's the idea of ​​Ni Tianying. It said that you and Xu Xian are congenial, and you need to give the master a chance to work together... Uh... No, no, no! Let you I promise with my body!"

Erlang Shen stretched out his hand to hold his forehead, "Ni Tian Ying..." He said to Xiao Tian Quan, "Go to Hangzhou now and protect Xu Xian. With you here, Ni Tian Ying will restrain himself a little."

Xiaotiangou got up from the ground, "Yes! Master!"

"Zhenjun, long time no see."

Xiao Tiangou turned his head and saw that the person who came was none other than the Queen Mother's favorite Seventh Princess.It felt a little strange, the Seventh Princess had a mediocre relationship with her master, why would she come here to say hello to her master?

Erlang Shen said very coldly: "Seventh Princess, long time no see."

Since Dong Yong's death, he has never seen Princess Seven again.The current Seventh Princess is the God of War and a role model for all the fairies.Listening to the praises of the seven princesses from the gods in the sky, Erlang God sometimes thinks that the delicate and willful princess is a phantom imagined by himself.

The third sister still remembers Liu Yanchang, and the seventh princess should still remember Dong Yong. She came over to say hello suddenly, probably to ask about Dong Yong.

Sure enough, Princess Seven said, "Zhenjun, Dong Yong..."

God Erlang looked around, all the immortals were either immersed in Xian'e's wonderful dance, or chatting with acquaintances, but no one paid attention to this place.However, there are too many people here, so be careful. "Your Highness, be careful with your words!"

Seventh Princess helped Bu Yao, who was in the shape of a wisteria flower beside her bun, "I'm sorry, I was talking too much."

The Third Holy Mother saw the seventh princess chatting with the second brother from a distance, and felt strange in her heart. The seventh princess has no friendship with the second brother, so what is there to talk about?

Sanshengmu walked over to say hello, "Princess Seven, Second Brother. Xiao Tiangou is here too!"

Xiao Tiangou leaned over to say hello to Sanshengmu, "Three Shengma."

San ShengMu patted the head of Xiaotiangou, "Xiaotiangou, you just came here now, but what happened at Guanjiangkou?"

The Roaring Dog didn't regard Sanshengmu as an outsider, it said directly: "Xu Xian was taken away, I will inform the master."

Seventh Princess felt a strange feeling in her heart, she asked curiously: "Who is Xu Xian?"

Sanshengmu said quickly, "Xu Xian is a mortal, he is the new apprentice of the second brother."

The Seventh Princess suddenly had a clear idea in her mind, Dong Yong can become Liu Yanchang, then... Will Liu Yanchang become Xu Xian?

Erlangshen saw the thoughtful look of the Seventh Princess and knew that something was going to happen. He raised his wine glass to his lips, but his face remained calm.

The Seventh Princess smiled strangely. She picked up the glazed jug on the table and filled Erlang Shen's cup with fine wine, "Is the real gentleman drunk? The cup is empty. What are you drinking?"

Erlang Shen put the cup on the table, and simply said clearly, "Even if he is that person, what can you do?"

The Seventh Princess was so angry that she put the jug on the table, "I'm not good!" After speaking, she left with a flick of her sleeves.

The third virgin didn't know, so, "Second brother, what kind of charades are you and the seventh princess playing?"

God Erlang avoided the eyes of the Holy Mother, he hadn't mentioned to the Holy Mother that Liu Yanchang had turned into Dong Yong and then Xu Xian, so seeing the clear eyes of the Holy Mother, he felt a little ashamed, "It's nothing, don't worry too much .”

Erlangshen patted Xiao Tiangou on the head, "Have you seen enough of the theater? Go back to Hangzhou."

Xiaotiangou moved his ears, nodded at Erlangshen and ran away.

Erlang God chatted with Sanshengmu for a while, and the siblings talked about their recent situation. Before they could say a few words, Sanshengmu was called away by Chang'e and Baihua Fairy.Erlang Shen sat alone in the banquet and poured himself a drink, thinking of Xu Xian who stayed in the mortal world.

Xiao Tiangou couldn't speak clearly, and it didn't explain exactly who captured Xu Xian.Although the Anti-Tianying Eagle is smart, it likes to watch the excitement, and it is afraid that it will play a prank and cause trouble for Xu Xian.There is also the most troublesome Seventh Princess. She should have guessed that Xu Xian is Dong Yong. If she goes to the mortal world, it will be another trouble.

Erlangshen thought rather depressingly: there are three sisters and seven princesses in the sky, and Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing on the ground, why does Xu Xian please women so much?

Unexpectedly, Erlang raised his head. When Erlang saw that the seventh princess was talking to the Queen Mother, the Queen Mother nodded with a smile.

Erlang God put down his wine glass and went to the gate of Yaochi, he blocked the seventh princess who was about to leave Yaochi, "Where is the seventh princess going in a hurry?"

Seventh Princess smiled, "I'm going down to Hangzhou for a stroll!"

"Don't go!"

The calmness of the Seventh Princess disappeared, and she turned into a savage and self-willed look again, "Why? Erlang God, my mother agreed to this time, you can't stop me!"

Erlang was so angry that he really had no right to stop the seventh princess.

"Master Zhenjun, I'm going down to the earth to play with old friends, don't follow me! This is a peach feast, if you leave early, my mother will be angry!"

Seventh Princess flung her wide sleeves proudly and left Yaochi, Erlang Shen clenched his fists, secretly hating him.

After Xu Xian was rescued by Ni Tianying, he fell asleep at home until the night fell.Xu Jiaorong and Li Gongfu were very happy that their younger brother could go home.But knowing that Xu Xian was kidnapped by Fa Hai, Xu Jiaorong and Li Gongfu trembled with anger, and immediately reported to the police.

Fa Hai is a well-known eminent monk who has attained enlightenment, Master Yang simply does not believe that he would commit the felony of kidnapping others.He sent arresters to Jinshan Temple to invite Zen Master Fahai to confront Xu Xian in the yamen, but unfortunately the arresters sent couldn't find Fahai at all.

The Cishou Pagoda in Jinshan Temple was shrouded in yellow sand, Fa Hai's whereabouts were unknown, and rumors abounded for a while. Everyone said that Hai was a demon who had cultivated to become a spirit, and Xu Xian was tied up to suck his virgin blood.

For this kind of rumor, Xu Xian could only chuckle, who is the virgin boy?Do you have a boyfriend?The nightlife is rich!

It's a pity that within a few days of An Sheng's life, Xiao Tiangou and the Seventh Princess went down to Hangzhou together and lived in Xu Xian's house.

The Seventh Princess was dressed in light-colored men's clothes, and saluted Xu Jiaorong and Li Gongfu, "Hello sister, hello brother-in-law, I am Dong...Xu Xian's good friend, I passed by Hangzhou to see him."

It was the first time for Xu Jiaorong and Li Gongfu to receive Xu Xian's friends. They warmly greeted Seventh Princess to come in and sit down, and specially prepared a lot of raw meat for Xiao Tiangou to eat.

Xu Jiaorong said with a smile: "Besides Mr. Yang, this is the first time our family has entertained friends from Han Wen! Han Wen, you can talk with Mr. Zhang, and I will prepare the meals."

Xu Xian said casually: "Sister, just prepare some porridge and pickles, and tell Xiao Zhang to leave after eating."

Li Gongfu secretly kicked Xu Xian's calf, "You child, what are you talking about! Mr. Zhang, don't mind, Hanwen is just joking! I have something to do in the yamen, excuse me, you and Hanwen have fun."

The Seventh Princess smiled and said, "Brother-in-law, go and do your work! I come here as if I were going back to my own home."

After Li Gongfu left, Xu Xian complained softly, "What are you doing here?"

Seventh Princess raised her eyebrows, "Let me see how Dong Yong is doing, how are you doing?"

"Didn't you raise enough pigs in your previous life? Will you still come to my house to raise pigs in this life?"

The Seventh Princess slapped the table to scare Xu Xian, "Oh! You are so courageous! Let me remind you! Erlang God is not here, so don't be crazy!"

Xu Xian looked down at Roaring Dog, and then at Ni Tianying hiding behind the eaves, you two will protect me, right?

Xiaotiangou and Nitianying turned their heads away, sorry, we can't help with this kind of help.

There were tears in the corners of Xu Xian's eyes, the world is cold, people's hearts are not ancient, without Erlang God, anyone would dare to bully him!

Seventh Princess patted Xu Xian on the shoulder, "Cheer up! I came down to earth to play with you! I will return to heaven when I have had enough fun!"

Xu Xian asked innocently: "Really?"

"real!"

Xu Xian sniffed, "Alright then! I'll take you to the West Lake tomorrow."

The innocent Xu Xian underestimated the fighting power of a fairy, and the seventh princess will go to Hangzhou after swimming in the West Lake.After the Qixi Festival, I will stay for the Mid-Autumn Festival.When Erlangshen finally returned to Hangzhou, Seventh Fairy was leading Xiaotiangou and Nitianying to drink rice wine and eat crabs, while Xu Xian from his family looked at them eating and drinking with a look of lovelessness.

"Have you guys had enough trouble?" Erlang Shen asked gloomily.

Nitianying and Xiaotiangou put down their crabs one after another to behave cutely.The Seventh Princess smiled slyly: "You left the banquet early! That's amazing! I suddenly realized that I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first! Xu Xian, let's see each other again!"

Seventh Princess jumped out of the window and ran away, Ni Tianying and Xiaotian Dog also sneaked away.

Erlang God walked up to Xu Xian and knelt down, reached out and touched Xu Xian's face, "I'm sorry for making you wronged."

Xu Xian put his arms around Erlang Shen's neck, and said with great emotion: "I suddenly remembered a song, how would life be without you..."