[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing mistakenly thought that the people in Zhenjun Temple didn't care about Xu Xian's life and death, so the two demons left Guanjiangkou and returned to Jinshan Temple.

Xiaoqing stopped in mid-air and said to Bai Suzhen: "Sister, look at the Cishou Pagoda, where Xu Xian was imprisoned."

Bai Suzhen nodded, "Let's sneak in to save people in a while, and if you see the opportunity, you take Xu Xian and go first, and I'll kill you later."

"Sister, can you deal with Fa Hai alone?"

Bai Suzhen smiled, "Even if I can't fight, I can still escape. After you leave, send Xu Xian back to his sister's house, and then meet me at Shuangcha Lane."

Xiaoqing disagreed, "Sister, Sister Jiaorong and Li Gongfu are mortals, they can't beat Fahai. In my opinion, let's take Xu Xian back to Emei!"

Bai Suzhen shook her head, "It is because they are mortals that I asked you to send Xu Xian back. Li Gongfu is the head of the yamen. He knows that Xu Xian was kidnapped by Fahai, so he will definitely report to the officials. Fahai will not be Jinshan Temple by then. You are now a great virtuous and eminent monk, but the head of a den of thieves. Xiaoqing, remember, you leave immediately after sending Xu Xian home, and don’t stay for long. You will cause bad things if you stay there.”

Xiaoqing nodded, "Sister, I remember."

Bai Suzhen looked at Xiaoqing's hand and sighed, "Your hand is injured, and this kind of physical injury can only be healed slowly. Go in and save people later, you must not be brave. If we can't find a chance to save people, we will leave first. This matter will be discussed later.”

Xiaoqing smiled and said, "Sister, don't worry, I will protect myself."

With their weapons in hand, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing slowly landed on the top of the tower.Seeing no one around, Xiaoqing hung upside down on the eaves and whispered into the room: "Xu Xian! Xu Xian!"

Xu Xian was copying scriptures at this time, when he heard Xiao Qing's voice, he ran out quickly, "My God! Sister Qing! You are indeed my own sister! You just came here yesterday, and I thought you would not come again in a short time It's over!"

Xiaoqing said: "Am I the kind of demon who gives up halfway? Stop talking nonsense! Come with me!"

Xu Xian jumped up, grabbed Xiao Qing's hand, rolled over and climbed to the top of the tower.

"Huh? You're here, Miss Bai..." Xu Xian was a little embarrassed seeing Bai Suzhen, he cupped his hands, "What happened last time... I'm sorry."

Bai Suzhen smiled and said, "I was wrong about what happened last time."

Xiaoqing: "Sister, Xu Xian, what are you talking about? What happened last time?"

Bai Suzhen changed the conversation, "It's nothing, you guys go first! I'll finish the conversation."

Xu Xian said: "No! You have to go with us. Fahai arrested me here to lure you into the bait. Xiaoqing and I left first. You are alone and helpless, and something will happen!"

After hearing Xu Xian's words, Xiaoqing said to Bai Suzhen: "Sister, let's go together!"

"Bai Suzhen! You bastard! You're going to be arrested without a fight!" Fa Hai shouted standing at the bottom of the tower.At this time, it was too late to run away, so Fahai surrounded Cishou Pagoda with people.

Bai Suzhen sneered: "Fa Hai, I'm really flattered that you have spent so much effort just to catch me!"

Fahai holds a golden bowl, wears a cassock of subduing dragons, and hangs a string of red sandalwood beads around his neck.He said with a gloomy face: "Bai Suzhen, I advise you to catch him without a fight, and don't run wild in the pure place of Buddhism!"

Bai Suzhen smiled and said: "What you said is really funny. You kidnapped Xu Xian and brought me here, so how did it become me to play wild here again? If it wasn't because Xu Xian was here, do you think I would come to your den of thieves? "

The little monk Xuanning stood behind Fa Hai and reprimanded Bai Suzhen, "Presumptuous! You are not allowed to speak nonsense in the important place of Buddhism."

Xiaoqing scolded: "You little bald donkey, your abbot tied Xu Xian here and forced him to become a monk. Isn't this a thief or what? He is a thief. You monks are all thief monks!"

Xuanning was still young after all, he wanted to refute but didn't know what to say, Xiaoqing was so angry that his eyes were red.

Xu Xian whispered to Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing: "Don't love to fight for a while, you two can run as far as you can. If you can't beat Fa Hai, use me as a meat shield, Fa Hai dare not kill me."

Bai Suzhen was very moved when she heard this, but she also had great confidence in herself, "Xu Xianggong, don't worry, I have practiced for more than 1000 years, no matter how powerful Fa Hai is, he is just a mortal, and Xiaoqing and I are more than enough to deal with him."

Xiaoqing and Bai Suzhen looked at each other, and they flew down the tower with swords in hand to fight with Fahai.Xu Xian stood on the top of the tower watching anxiously, unable to help at all.

Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing stabbed at Fa Hai with their swords. Fa Hai didn't move and did not dodge. He took off the red sandalwood beads hanging around his neck and threw them towards them.Putting his palms together, Fa Hai recited the Buddha's name, and the beads burst open, each one smashing towards Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing.

The Qingbai demons couldn't dodge in time, so they had to take back their swords to protect themselves and avoid those Buddhist beads.

The monks following Fahai left an open space for Fahai and the blue and white snake demon. They sat around together and suddenly recited Buddhist scriptures.One by one Sanskrit gold was circulating in the air, and Xu Xian felt noisy when he heard it at the top of the tower.

Xiaoqing split a Buddhist bead with her sword, she frowned and said to Bai Suzhen, "Sister, the sound of chanting makes me have a headache!"

Bai Suzhen also felt uncomfortable, but her morality was higher than Xiaoqing's, so she could bear it temporarily.She slapped away a few Buddhist beads, lightly flicked the realgar sword with her plain hand, a clear dragon chant covered the Buddha's voice, and Xiaoqing felt better.

"Fahai, I underestimated you! I didn't expect you to be so powerful in your 70s!"

Fa Hai said lightly: "Speaking of which, I would also like to thank Lord Erlang, who gave me a panacea, which increased my mana for 600 years."

Xu Xian stomped on the top of the tower, slipped and almost fell.He lamented in his heart, Erlangshen, a pig teammate, wanted to thank Fa Hai for letting Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing go, but Erlangshen insisted on going for him, but he didn't expect this prodigal lord to give Fahai a panacea!This is all right, I fell on this panacea today!

Not caring too much, Xu Xian lay down on the eaves and rushed down and shouted: "Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing, run away quickly! Don't worry about so much!"

Fahai's Buddhist beads had already caused Bai Suzhen to burn out. Hearing Xu Xian's cry, she threw a handful of riddle sand and dragged Xiaoqing to the sky.

Fahai took off his cassock, waved a roll, and wrapped the mystery sand into the cassock.A monk stood up from the ground and said to Fa Hai, "Abbot, what should we do? They have escaped."

Fa Hai raised his head and sneered, "They can't escape."

At some point, the golden bowl in Fa Hai's hand disappeared.Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing flew into the air and fell down.

It turned out that Fahai's golden bowl had already stopped in the air, covering the Jinshan Temple. Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing flew into the sky just to throw themselves into a trap.

The golden bowl came down slowly, embracing Xiaoqing and Bai Suzhen. They both lay on the ground in agony, as if they were about to return to their original shapes.

Fa Hai still had a cold face, he stretched out his hand to press down on the golden bowl, Bai Suzhen couldn't help crying out in pain.She and Xiao Qingchai were in a mess, snake patterns appeared on her snow-white skin, the embroidered shoes were kicked off, and her two jade feet turned into snake tails.

Xu Xian was in a hurry at the top of the pagoda, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing came to save him, so nothing happened to them!The Cishou Pagoda was too high, and Xu Xian couldn't get down. He was so anxious that he circled around the top of the tower, thinking about it, and had no other choice but to slide down the eaves.Sliding to the edge of the eaves, Xu Xian grabbed Cuiwa and swayed back and forth, lifted his foot and jumped into the meditation room.

Just now, he rushed a little too hard, Xu Xian bumped into the door frame, he held his nose, tears flowed from the corners of his eyes, his nose was sore and sore!

"Xu Xian, why are you crying? Do you miss your master?"

Suddenly someone spoke from behind, and Xu Xian was startled, "Drink! Heaven-Defying Eagle! Are you here to save me?"

Ni Tianying shook his head, "I'm here to protect you, not to save you."

Xu Xian felt that protecting and saving people were the same thing, so he pulled Ni Tianying's wings and looked down, "Hurry up and save those two snake monsters! They are about to lose their strength, and they will be taken away by Fa Hai soon." Go and become a snake!"

Ni Tianying looked down and saw that the two fairies were both beautiful women. It sighed again and again, "Xu Xian, I really misjudged you. How could you flirt with other little fairies while the master is away?"

Xu Xian: "???" You're probably a fake Heaven-Defying Eagle, right?

Xu Xian strangled Ni Tianying's neck and swayed back and forth, "Stop joking! Go and help me! If someone came to save me, if I died because of me, I would have a bad conscience!"

Ni Tianying stretched out its wings and pushed Xu Xian away, "Alright! Alright! I really can't do anything about you."

It spread its wings and flew into the air, and flapped its wings a few times. A gust of wind rolled up the yellow sand and blew Fahai and the monks in the temple upside down.Fa Hai didn't care about the golden bowl, and the golden magic weapon fell to the ground, turning into an ordinary bowl with a dull luster.The alms bowl that was pressing on Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing was removed, and they escaped immediately under the cover of the wind and sand.

The Sky-Defying Eagle landed on the railing and sighed: "Oh! Look at the little elf you like, who slipped away as soon as he found a chance. How can you care about your life? You are so kind to them, how can you be worthy of the master?"

Xu Xian was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, he grabbed Ni Tianying by the neck and shouted loudly: "Shut up! Is your head full of bean curds? Take me away quickly!"

The Sky-Defying Eagle stretched out its wings and pushed Xu Xian's hand away, "Really, it's just a joke!" It waved its wings, and a strong wind rolled up sand and dust to surround the Cishou Pagoda.

Xu Xian took two steps back, "What are you doing? Aren't you taking me away?"

Ni Tianying said casually: "No! What am I saving you for? You finally encountered a little danger. Shouldn't I leave this opportunity of being a hero to save the beauty to the master?"

Xu Xian was about to suffer from a myocardial infarction. He clutched his chest and said sarcastically, "You are really Erlang's favorite pet! You are especially good at trying to figure out what you want."

Ni Tianying happily jumped on the railing twice, "It's not easy to survive! How can I become the master's treasure if I have no skills? Don't worry, no one can penetrate this strong wind, so you can stay here with peace of mind." , when the master comes back from the banquet in the sky, he will naturally rescue you. Then you will throw yourself into the master's arms, cry a few times, and shed a few tears, the master will definitely love you even more."

Xu Xian was expressionless, "Thank you for teaching me how to compete for favor!"

"You're welcome, as long as you can make the master happy, this is what I should do! By the way, don't worry, I won't report to the master that you made friends with the little goblin behind his back. Am I very mean?" She winked playfully.

Xu Xian: "..." I'm sorry, I didn't think you were very interesting.And I know how I died in this life, I must have been pissed off by the Sky-Defying Eagle!