[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Xu Xian stood on the tower and laughed silly, Bai Suzhen's sister Gao Yi.She never held grudges against me for having stolen a sword from me, and she was still willing to rescue me when I was in trouble. She is worthy of being a hero among women.

Seeing Xu Xian's elated and stupid look, Xiaoqing stomped her feet angrily.I can't explain it, so I have to take the risk and rush to the top of the tower!

Xiaoqing stretched out her hand and drew a half circle in the air, a blue light flashed, and a blue sword appeared in Xiaoqing's hand.She looked around and found that there were not many guarding monks here. She jumped up and flew up the tower, landing beside Xu Xian.

Xu Xian clenched his fists excitedly, "Sister Qing! You are here to save me!"

Xiaoqing rolled her eyes, "It was Sister Qing who came to save you, and Xiaoqing was the one who ordered me around, you are really..."

"I'll discuss my quality issues later, so tell me first, how do we get out?"

Xiaoqing said: "What's the problem? I'll take you out." As he spoke, Xiaoqing stretched out his hand to grab Xu Xian's sleeve, but a white light flashed, and Xiaoqing's hand seemed to be scalded by a soldering iron. Yes, the long and slender fingers were scalded into charcoal, and the tender white palm was burnt black.

"Xu Xian! You partnered with that bald donkey to harm me!"

Xu Xian was also shocked by this turn of events, "You misunderstood me! I swear, if I hurt your thoughts, I will be the grandson of that bald donkey!"

Xiaoqing was about to cry as she held her hand. Fahai opened the door of the meditation room, "Monster! I'll arrest you if you don't let go!"

Xu Xian stood in front of Xiaoqing, "Fahai! How dare you! Although I can't do anything to you now, God Erlang will come back one day."

Fahai clasped his hands together and recited the Buddha's name, "As far as the poor monk knows, Yaochi is holding a flat peach banquet at this time, and God Erlang will definitely go to the banquet. By the time he knows what happened in the mortal world, it may be a year later. One One year is enough time, as long as the two green and white snake demons are eliminated, the poor monk will not hesitate to lose his soul."

Xu Xian felt a chill running down his back, "You are crazy, you dare to do anything to get rid of Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing now! Do you still remember that you are the abbot of Jinshan Temple! You..."

Fahai interrupted him sharply, "The poor monk naturally remembers his identity, and there is no need for the benefactor to remind him!"

Xu Xian nodded, "Okay! Then let me remind you of another thing. If I die in Jinshan Temple, Fahai, every monk in your temple will have to be buried with me!" Qingyue got off the Cishou Pagoda.After Xiaoqing jumped down, she disappeared and escaped quickly.

Xu Xian opened his arms and let himself fall.A long string of Buddhist beads hung from the top of the tower, which bound Xu Xian and dragged him back to the top of the tower.

After landing safely, Xu Xian secretly heaved a sigh of relief. He felt that bungee jumping might not be kind to his heart.

Fa Hai took back the beads and looked at Xu Xian like a poisoned dagger.

Xu Xian smiled and said, "Xiaoqing has already run away, there is no use staring at me." He sat on the chair and pointed to another chair opposite, "Would you like to sit down and have a chat?"

Fahai sat down angrily, and Xu Xian poured him a glass of water, "When I first met you, you were a very interesting monk, you loved eating, laughing, and little wontons... How long has it been since you ate? Wontons?"

Fahai paused for a moment, his eyes fixed on the sky outside the tower, and there was a hint of sadness in his voice, "It seems like I haven't been there for a long time."

Xu Xian sighed, "I always feel that you shouldn't be like this. Every day when you wake up, you only think about how to get rid of Bai Suzhen. You can't even laugh now."

The swallows under the eaves chirped, and Fa Hai said quietly, "I also know that I have become not like myself, but I can't control it."

Xiaoqing didn't run away after jumping off the tower. She hid behind a tree and saw Xu Xian was rescued by Fahai, so she left with peace of mind.Back at Shuangcha Lane in Hangzhou City, as soon as she opened the door and went in, she saw Bai Suzhen standing in the courtyard waiting for her.

"Xiaoqing! Why are you disobedient? Why did you come back to Hangzhou?"

Xiaoqing said angrily: "I heard from the five ghosts that Fahai captured Xu Xian, how can I stay in Mount Emei? Sister, if you don't want to come, I'll just come here myself!"

Bai Suzhen couldn't help complaining to her, "I told you a long time ago that Xu Xian has a very close relationship with Erlang Shen, so there's no need for you to pretend to be a hero to save him."

Speaking of this, Bai Suzhen's tone was filled with resentment, "It's useless to be nice to Xu Xian, his heart..."

Xiaoqing asked: "His heart? What happened to his heart?"

Bai Suzhen waved her hands and turned her back, "It's nothing..."

Xiaoqing didn't notice Bai Suzhen's abnormality, she explained to Bai Suzhen: "Sister, Xu Xian is a good person, Sister Jiaorong treats us well. We lived in Xu Xian's house for so long, now Xu Xian is in trouble, How can we stand by and watch!"

Bai Suzhen sighed, how could she eat and live for free?All her Baiyi Sword was lost to Xu Xian.But Bai Suzhen was too embarrassed to tell Xiaoqing about this.

Seeing that Bai Suzhen still refused to let go, Xiaoqing couldn't help begging coquettishly, "Sister! Your morality is higher than mine, so you can help Xu Xian! Erlang God went to Yaochi for the peach feast, and he won't come back for a year or so. When he returns from the sky, Xu Xian may convert to Buddhism."

Bai Suzhen still refused to answer, "I have a problem with that Fa Hai. He has powerful mana, and I can't please him even if I go to Jinshan Temple. Xu Xian's life will not be in danger in the temple. Even if he becomes a monk, he can return to lay life in the future. It's no big deal. "

Xiaoqing became angry, "Sister, why are you doing this! Xu Xian is your benefactor, he was kidnapped, why are you indifferent?"

Bai Suzhen caught a glimpse of Xiaoqing's hand turning black, she grabbed Xiaoqing's wrist and looked closer, "What's going on? Did Fa Hai hurt you?"

Xiaoqing nodded, "He put a curse on Xu Xian's clothes, and I accidentally fell for it."

Bai Suzhen summoned the realgar sword, "Fahai is too deceitful, despicable and shameless! Xiaoqing, you are recuperating at home, I will meet him! He is only over 70 years old, I want to see if his magic power is really as powerful as Hai's!" deep!"

"Sister, don't worry!" Xiaoqing hurriedly grabbed Bai Suzhen, and smiled mischievously, "Let's go get some reinforcements first, I also want to feel the feeling of the heavenly soldiers and generals standing behind me during the fight."

Xu Xian and Fa Hai sat in the meditation room, and Fa Hai stopped talking after a few words.As the sky gradually darkened, Xu Xian did not light the lamp.Perhaps it was the darkness that gave Fahai courage, and he said slowly, "I am over 70 years old, and I practiced in a monastery since I was a child. Master gave me the Dharma name Fahai, which means boundless mana, breaking the sea and breaking mountains."

"And then? What does this have to do with Bai Suzhen?"

It was too dark, and Xu Xian couldn't see Fa Hai's expression clearly. He only felt that Fa Hai was full of hostility when he heard Bai Suzhen's name.

"The first time I saw Bai Suzhen, I had a dream at night. In the dream, Bai Suzhen robbed me of my elixir and cut off my immortal journey. As a result, my lifespan was cut off. I could only reincarnate and practice again!"

Xu Xian asked: "It's just a dream, there is a difference between dreams and reality."

"Impossible! The past and present lives of the three of us have been entangled. I can't be mistaken! One thousand and eight hundred years ago, I was a hunter. I caught a little white snake when I was hunting in the mountains. At that time, you were still a little shepherd boy. You rescued the White Snake from me. Later, Bai Suzhen stole my elixir in order to avenge the past. Now, she appeared in Hangzhou to repay your kindness, end the mortal relationship, and ascend to immortality."

Xu Xian rubbed his nose, the relationship was chaotic, like a love triangle.

Fa Hai said angrily, "Bai Suzhen cut off my journey to immortality, I can't just watch her ascend to immortality! I want her to taste the pain I suffered back then! I want her to know that I will soon climb to the clouds But it can only fall into the pain of the mortal world!"

Xu Xian blew on the fire book and lit the oil lamp, "Fahai, the little monk Xuanning who brought me food is good."

There was still a ferocious smile on Fahai's face, but when he heard Xuan Ning's name, the ferocious smile disappeared, and his expression became a little confused.

"Xuan Ning?"

"Yes! Xuan Ning. There are also monks in Jinshan Temple who worship you and admire you. You don't want them to only slay demons and eliminate demons in their hearts, without any mercy? Think about them before doing things. Now you are dragging your family, It doesn't matter if you go astray by yourself, don't make Xuan Ning into what you are now."

Fa Hai nodded, and saluted Xu Xian, "Thank you for your teaching."

Xu Xian pointed to the cotton wool on the bed, "Change me a quilt! Prepare some prayer scriptures, pens, inks, papers and inkstones for me. I won't run away again, and those who watch me can get rid of them. "

Fahai saluted again, "Thank you, benefactor."

Xu Xian lived in Jinshan Temple with peace of mind. When he took Xiaoqing to jump off the building, he gave her a handkerchief with the words "Shoutiangou" written in blood on it. Xiaoqing should understand what he meant this time.

Xiaoqing took Bai Suzhen to Guanjiangkou. On the way, Xiaoqing showed Bai Suzhen the bloody handkerchief.

"Look! Xu Xian gave it to me! Roaring Sky Dog is Erlang Shen's subordinate, it should be able to beat Fahai! Maybe we go, and we can invite heavenly soldiers and generals! When the time comes, we sisters stand together In front, followed by heavenly soldiers and generals, just thinking about it makes me feel extremely majestic!"

Bai Suzhen shook her head, "Xiaoqing, don't even think about the Heavenly General, we will stand behind the Heavenly General when we go."

Gossiping on the road, the two of them soon arrived outside the Zhenjun Temple.

Before they could approach, a few grass-headed gods came out to block them, "Bold snake monster! How dare you trespass into the Temple of the True Monarch!"

Bai Suzhen pulled Xiaoqing to see him, "My lord, let me tell you that Mr. Xu Xian of Qiantang County is in trouble. My sister and I will send a letter for him. Please take us to see Xiao Tiangou."

"Do you have proof?"

Xiaoqing presented the handkerchief, "Please take a look, Xianjun."

The grass-headed god held the handkerchief in his hand and looked at it, "Wait here, I'll pass it on."

The God of Grass Head entered the temple, just in time to meet Ni Tianying.Ni Tianying asked: "What are you holding?"

The God of Grass Head unfolded the handkerchief and showed it to Ni Tianying, "There are two snake monsters outside the door. They said that Xu Xian from Qiantang County asked them to give the handkerchief to Xiao Tiangou. They said that Xu Xian was in trouble."

Ni Tianying looked at the blood on it, "Well...give me this veil! You go and get rid of those two snake demons."

Caotou God asked: "Xu Xian is our second master's apprentice, right? I think it's better to invite those two snake demons in and question them carefully."

The Sky-Defying Eagle waved its wings, "Normal people can't hurt Xu Xian, he has the amulet left by the second master on his body. I'll discuss saving Xu Xian with Xiao Tiangou, and you don't have to worry about it."

The God of Grass Head is relieved, with the Heaven-Defying Eagle and the Roaring Dog around, even the gods in the sky must be afraid.

"Success! I'm relieved to have all of you out there. I'll send those two snake monsters away."

Caotou God went out, and said to Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing: "Xiaotiangou already knows your purpose of coming. You go back! You don't need to worry about Xu Xian's affairs."

After saying that, the God of Grass Head disappeared, and Xiao Qing took a step forward, "Don't go now! You speak clearly!" Unfortunately, a barrier blocked her, and she could no longer take a step forward.

Bai Suzhen pulled Xiaoqing back, "Xiaoqing, forget it, your arms can't twist your thighs."

Bai Suzhen felt sorry for Xu Xian, and followed Erlangshen without a name, and now something happened to him, but Erlangshen's subordinates didn't take him seriously at all.

"Xiaoqing, I think... Roaring Sky Dog is hopeless, so we'll go back to Hangzhou and rescue Mr. Xu."

Xiaoqing nodded vigorously, "Yes! Let's go back now!"

Ni Tianying took the handkerchief in his mouth and went to Xiaotianquan's dormitory, Xiaotiangou was lying on the bed watching the playbook, Nitianying threw the handkerchief on the playbook.

"Xu Xian had an accident."

When Xiao Tiangou saw the blood on the handkerchief, his fur exploded! "Someone actually bullied Xu Xian! Do they want to die?"

Ni Tianying rolled his eyes, "Why are you excited? This is not an opportunity for you to show off!"

"Bald chicken, what do you mean?"

"Xu Xian and Master...you understand, right?"

Xiao Tianquan shook his head, "I don't understand."

Ni Tianying stretched out its wings and patted Xiao Tiangou's head, "Idiot! It's useless to read the script! Xu Xian and the master are in love! Didn't you see it?"

Xiao Tianquan took a deep breath, "Hiss... when did it happen?"

"I saw it when the master brought him back to Guanjiangkou in the first year, you stupid dog!"

Xiao Tiangou thought for a while, "Then we have to save Xu Xian!"

"Tsk tsk, you don't understand! How can you take away such a good opportunity for a hero to save the beauty?"

Xiao Tiangou still didn't understand, "Second Master went to the banquet, when he comes back to save people, Xu Xian will probably be cold."

"Stupid dog! You go to Yaochi and tell the second master that I will secretly protect Xu Xian. When the second master comes back and falls from the sky wearing a golden armor, do you think Xu Xian will be excited to marry him?"

Xiaotiangou curled his lips, "I'm afraid I've already made a promise with my body!"