[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Hearing Xu Xian boasting that he was a real man, Erlang let out a chuckle, "Has the meat you ate grown on your face? You're getting more and more narcissistic."

Xu Xian hugged Erlang God affectionately and acted like a baby, "I am an excellent and handsome man! Otherwise, would you pursue me so hard?"

"I didn't pursue it hard."

Xu Xian rubbed his face, "Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!"

God Erlang moved his face closer and pecked Xu Xian lightly on the lips. He sighed softly, "Okay! You are a real man, I pursue you hard, and I hope you will be with me forever."

Xu Xian happily leaned over and pecked, "Yeah! Let's make a pair of happy wild mandarin ducks!"

"Xu Xianggong! You..."

Xu Xian turned his head and saw that the door of the bedroom was wide open, and Bai Suzhen was standing at the door at some point.

Xu Xian was a little shy. He was afraid that his sister would not be able to accept it at home, and he was afraid that the dogs would not be able to accept it at Guanjiangkou. Xu Xian and Erlangshen had never publicly distributed dog food.

With a blushing face, he let go of Erlang God, Xu Xian asked: "Xiaobai... what can you do?"

Bai Suzhen's eyes drifted from Xu Xian's buttocks to his lips intentionally or unintentionally, she lowered her head and said calmly, "There are still a lot of omelets left for breakfast, I want to ask Mr. Xu if you still eat?"

"Uh... No, I won't eat it. I'm bigu... Please come over and ask."

Bai Suzhen closed her eyes and took a deep breath, "Xu Xianggong, you are busy, I will go first."

"Oh, go get busy!"

Seeing Bai Suzhen leave, Xu Xian flicked his sleeve and closed the door with a bang.

He grabbed Erlang God's collar and asked ferociously: "You! Insidious little Erlang! The door must have been closed when I entered the room. When did the door open? When did Bai Suzhen come?"

Erlang Shen said calmly: "Bai Suzhen came over when you kissed me. Whenever she comes, the door will open at that time. If there are guests, it would be impolite to close the door."

Xu Xian said nervously: "It's really troublesome. If I had known that you were such a narrow-minded man, I should not have let you enter the gate of our Xu family."

Erlangshen corrected him, "At that time your surname was Dong."

"Is it interesting to be true to me?"

Erlang shrugged, "It's quite interesting."

Xu Xian rolled his eyes at him, "I'm too lazy to argue with you." He turned around to drink some water, twisted his buttocks and felt something was wrong, "You! When did you put your hand on my butt?"

"It started when you held my face affectionately."

Xu Xian said frantically: "Isn't that affectionate? It's rubbing! It's □□! Do you understand!" He lay down on the table and buried his face, "It's over... I don't have the face to see people..."

Erlang Shen was a little dissatisfied, "Is our relationship so shameful?"

Xu Xian babbled and said, "It's not shameful! I should have put my hand on your butt just now! Only you touch my butt, it seems that I'm suffering!"

Under the influence of Xu Xunxian, Erlang Shen already knew what Gongshou meant, and he couldn't help laughing, "Okay! Alright! Next time I'll save face for you, let's do the opposite."

Xu Xian rolled his eyes, "I'm not as thick-skinned as you, and I like to kiss and touch in front of outsiders." After thinking for a while, Xu Xian said coyly, "But... your suggestion just now... I think We can try it tonight!"

Not to mention how Erlang Shen answered Xu Xian.It only said that after Bai Suzhen left Xu Xian's bedroom in a daze, she sat alone in the front hall, lost in thought.

"Sister, why are you sitting here? Have you ever asked Mr. Xu if he wants to eat egg rolls?"

Bai Suzhen came back to her senses, "So it's Xiaoqing! Xu Xian doesn't eat anything, doesn't he want bigu?"

Xiaoqing laughed, "It's just him, still bigu? I think it's fine to talk casually, but he didn't eat a meal last night. Look at how hungry he looks this morning."

There was no smile on Bai Suzhen's face, she said to Xiaoqing: "Xiaoqing, say hello to Sister Jiaorong in a while, let's get out of here as soon as possible."

"Leave? Sister, leave here, where are we going? Don't you repay your kindness?"

Xu Xian has already fallen in love with this man, so what kind of favor is she going to repay?

Bai Suzhen flicked her sleeves, and the maid's clothes on her body turned into a white gold-woven skirt, "I won't repay you, I will take you back to the Qingfeng Cave in Mount Emei to continue your cultivation."

Xiaoqing was a little worried, "But...if you don't make this mortal relationship, can you still become a fairy? Sister! Why do you want to leave all of a sudden?"

Bai Suzhen wanted to explain, but she felt that she couldn't say what she saw just now, "Don't ask so many questions! If you like this place, then you can stay here, and I will go back by myself!"

"Sister, don't abandon me!" Xiaoqing said helplessly, "Okay! I'll go back when I go back, and I'll listen to you, okay? I really don't understand you."

The two green and white snakes had no luggage to pack, they greeted Xu Jiaorong and were about to leave.Xu Jiaorong couldn't keep it, so she had to send them outside the door and watch them leave.

Tired enough with Erlang, Xu Xian felt hungry again, so he ran to the kitchen and drank little by little a bowl of cold porridge.

Passing by the front hall with a porridge bowl, Xu Xian saw Xu Jiaorong lowering her head and writing vigorously, couldn't help leaning over and asking, "Sister! What are you writing?"

Xu Jiaorong said: "I collected a lot of things in the morning, besides eggs, there are rulers, white rice and so on. I have to write down who sent what and how much."

Xu Xian sipped his porridge, "Sister, you have a really good memory. There are a lot of people in the morning, and I don't remember anyone except Aunt Wang."

Xu Jiaorong tapped Xu Xian's nose with a pen, "You! Heartless! Don't drink cold porridge, be careful of stomach upset."

Xu Xian turned his head and looked around, "Where are Xiaobai and Xiaoqing? They should also be able to write, let them copy for you!"

"Hey? Don't you know? They said goodbye to me just now, saying that they want to go home and continue to practice, instead of practicing in the mortal world."

Xu Xian suddenly realized that Bai Suzhen might have been stimulated by seeing him and Erlang Shen together.He left the front hall with the bowl in his hand, "Sister, I'll go see them off, and I'll be back in a while!"

"Okay! Go and come back quickly, don't let the neighbors see."

Go back to the house and drag Erlang Shen, Erlang Shen took Xu Xian to the West Lake.

"What are they doing in West Lake? Before going back to the cave, do you want to play here first?"

Erlang Shen said sourly: "This is the place where you and Bai Suzhen met for the first time, right?"

Xu Xian smiled embarrassingly: "Big brother, why do you know everything?"

Seeing the white snake on the broken bridge from a distance, Xu Xian pointed there, "I'll go over and talk to her and I'll be back."

Erlang Shen nodded, "Go! If you go, what I promised you this morning will not count!"

Xu Xian nodded bitterly, "Forget it! I have small arms and legs, so I don't have the life to counterattack."

Standing in front of Bai Suzhen, Xu Xian said: "I have been with Erlang Shen for a long time, thank you for not exposing us in front of my sister."

Bai Suzhen turned her back and snorted coldly, "Are you afraid of what I will say? Are you saying that you are Erlang God's prostitute/boy?"

Xu Xian took a deep breath, "I, my God! Aren't you elves who have lived in the mountains for a long time? Why are you thinking so uninspiringly? Erlangshen and I are in an upright relationship. Except that we don't have a marriage certificate, we are no different from ordinary couples. No! Today you saw Erlang God put his hand on...that place, if I put my hand on his...that this morning, would you still say that Erlang God is my prostitute/child?"

Bai Suzhen still didn't believe it, "God Erlang is a famous god in the Three Realms, with profound magic power and extraordinary abilities, he will marry you? To put it bluntly, Mr. Xu, you should weigh your weight as soon as possible!"

Xu Xian laughed back angrily, "Okay! Your mouth is on your body, so you can say whatever you like! I came to say goodbye to you. You have lived in my house for a while, so it's fine if you don't say hello to me before you leave." , you still have to pay before meals and room fees.”

Bai Suzhen turned around and asked in surprise, "What? You still want money?"

"That's right! Do you want to eat free food? You have to be reasonable! Fahai is going to accept you, because our Erlang God suppressed the scene, so you escaped unharmed. What do you give back this kindness? What do you want? Yes! I will teach you and Xiaoqing to go to Mengmeng... I will collect the toad essence for you, and I didn't even count my labor costs with you!"

Bai Suzhen was so angry that her face flushed, "You! Why are you so fussy."

Xu Xian shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "I can't help it, my prostitute! It's because of the boy's boyish face! You can pay in cash or in cash. If you don't have mortal coins, it's okay to give me a few magic weapons." OK."

Bai Suzhen took out a soft sword from her belt, raised her hand and threw it on the ground, "This is Bai Yi sword, it should be enough to pay off your debt!"

Xu Xian picked up the sword, "Enough is enough! You have a smooth journey, and I hope we will have a good time together!"

Holding the sword, Xu Xian left West Lake with Erlang Shen.

Xu Xian was misunderstood, and Erlang Shen also felt uncomfortable. He hooked Xu Xian's little finger, "I'm sorry, I didn't think carefully and made you feel wronged."

"It has nothing to do with you, it's because her eyes and heart are not clean. The seventh princess knew about our relationship at that time, and she didn't look down on me." Handed the Baiyi sword to Erlangshen, "Hey! Handsome Brother Zhenjun, I will Sell ​​this sword to you, take me to eat vinegar fish in West Lake!"

Erlangshen took Bai Yijian over, "Okay! I'll hire you a boat and a cook, and you can eat whatever you want!"

Xu Xian jumped up and put his arms around Erlang Shen's neck, and rubbed his neck vigorously, "Brother Zhenjun is the best!"

After spending money, the boat and the cook were soon in place.Xu Xian didn't have time to look at the scenery of lakes and mountains, he just lowered his head to eat fish.Erlangshen took a jar of green bamboo leaves, sipped the wine little by little, and watched Xu Xian eat.

While eating quietly, a blue ostrich flew into the boat from the window.Erlangshen raised his head, and the little luan bird just landed on the ground and turned into a little girl in green clothes.

Putting down his wine glass, Erlang Shen turned around and asked, "Miss Qingniao, what are your orders?"

The little girl smiled before saying anything, her big eyes completed the crescent moon, and two cute little dimples appeared on her face, she said sweetly: "Master Zhenjun, the empress does not have any orders! It's just that the flat peach banquet is about to begin, Your Majesty sent me to send invitations."

The little girl handed over a golden invitation card with golden silk as the base and embroidered patterns of falling peach blossoms on it, which was very beautiful.Erlang Shen accepted the invitation and said: "Miss Qingniao, please reply to your mother, Yang Jian will be there on time."

The little girl Qingniao cupped her hands and saluted, "Yes, if Lord Zhenjun says, the blue bird must be brought to the empress. Don't disturb Zhenjun's elegant mood, and Qingniao bids her farewell."

The blue bird flew away, Xu Xian held his chin and asked, "How long will the Peach Banquet last?"

"One day in the sky, one year on the ground, I will not be able to return until at least one year later."

Xu Xian said unhappily: "You just drove away your rival in love, and we are going to have a long-distance relationship again. Why do I feel that our lives are so miserable?"