[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

After receiving the invitation, Erlang Shen did not leave in a hurry.The Dragon Boat Festival is approaching, and after discussing with Xu Xian, he plans to leave after the Dragon Boat Festival.

It will be a year before we meet again. During this year, it is not convenient for Erlang God to communicate with Xu Xian in the sky.So this year's Dragon Boat Festival Xu Xian prepared very seriously.

The zong leaves and glutinous rice were prepared early at home. Xu Xian soaked the glutinous rice in advance and prepared various fillings such as salted egg yolk, candied dates, chestnuts, and fresh meat.

The day before the Dragon Boat Festival, Xu Xian and Xu Jiaorong made rice dumplings, and Erlang Shen sat beside them and helped them pull the hemp rope.

While making zongzi, Xu Jiaorong complained, "Hanwen, tell me about you, how many zongzi do we have to make after soaking such a big pot of rice! The weather is getting hotter and hotter, it's too bad to pack so much Lost."

Xu Xian pulled a hemp rope from Erlang God to tie up the zongzi, "Master is going back to Shuzhong soon, I just want to make some more stuffing for him to taste!"

Xu Jiaorong smiled and said: "That's true, you are an apprentice, you must honor Master!" She said to Erlang God, "Mr. Yang also brought some rice dumplings when he went back. The craftsmanship in Chinese is still very good."

Erlangshen smiled, "Okay, you must bring some zongzi when you leave, after all, it's my disciple's filial piety!"

Xu Xian bared his teeth fiercely at him and kicked him under the table.

Filial piety ass, dead face, take advantage of me.

After making the chestnut zongzi, Xu Xian brought fresh meat and egg yolk fillings to the table, "Let's eat some, Master will take some away, there should be a lot of zongzi left! Sister, let's give some more to my cousin! "

Xu Jiaorong covered her mouth and nodded, "Okay, when the zongzi is finished, I'll send it to my cousin. Uh...uh... Chinese, quickly take these two pots of stuffing away, I smell fishy and disgusting! "

Xu Xian hurriedly removed the stuffing, "Sister, did you eat something bad?"

Xu Jiaorong shook her head, "Everyone eats the same food, how can I eat bad food?"

God Erlang secretly kicked Xu Xian and pointed to his stomach. Xu Xian nodded knowingly, "It's hot now! There must be something wrong with the stomach."

Erlang Shen pressed his forehead helplessly, and kicked Xu Xian secretly.He also gestured on his stomach, indicating that it would bulge.

Xu Xian understood this time, he was surprised at first, then happy, he put down the zong leaves, leaned over and said, "Sister, go and see your cousin!"

Xu Jiaorong shook her head lazily, "It's just a little problem, what doctor are you looking at? It seems like I'm too delicate."

"Sister...what if she becomes pregnant?"

Xu Jiaorong rubbed her belly, looking a little dazed, she and Li Gongfu have been married for more than ten years, and her stomach has never moved, this time... is she really pregnant? "What if it's not...how?"

Erlang God said: "Sister, you can take Xu Xian to the pharmacy of my cousin with this string of candied rice dumplings. When I went there, I only said that I came to deliver the rice dumplings. Xu Xian raised his mouth next to him and said that my sister's stomach is uncomfortable. Please take a look. If it is It's really good if you really like it. If you don't...it won't be embarrassing if you say you have an upset stomach."

Xu Jiaorong smiled embarrassedly. After all, Mr. Yang is a foreigner. She was quite embarrassed when the two siblings talked about the pregnancy in front of Mr. Yang.

Xu Xian saw that his sister was a little uncomfortable, so he sent a voice transmission to Erlang Shen, "My sister is sorry, you should go to the heaven to go to the banquet!"

"Didn't you agree to let me spend the Dragon Boat Festival here?"

"I have a little nephew, so you are out of favor!"

The speed of falling out of favor was so fast that Kojiro was caught off guard.

Abandoning Xiao Erlang, Xu Xian carefully helped his sister to the pharmacy, as if Xu Jiaorong was already pregnant.

Erlang Shen was bored trying to make zongzi. After breaking a pile of zongzi leaves, Xu Xian and Xu Jiaorong finally came back.With a wave of Erlang's hand, the zong leaves turned into powder and he swept them to the ground.

Without waiting for Erlang to ask, Xu Xian said happily, "My sister is happy! I'm going to have a little nephew!"

Erlang stood up and cupped his hands and said, "Congratulations, congratulations." He took out a jade lock from his sleeve pocket, the jade was the finest Hetian white jade, and there was a lotus flower engraved on it, the buds of which were shyly waiting to be released.Next to the lotus, there is a butterfly fluttering its wings, as if attracted by the fragrance of the lotus. "This jade lock can keep you safe. Give it to your child as a gift."

Xu Jiaorong repeatedly refused, "This is too expensive, I can't accept it!"

Xu Xian took the jade lock and stuffed it to his sister, "They are all from my own family, so don't be shy to ask for it."

"Then...then thank you, Mr. Yang."

After Li Gongfu came back at night, Xu Jiaorong told him the news when he was alone with him.Now Li Gongfu was very happy, he almost didn't sleep all night, sitting in the yard laughing, Xu Xian couldn't fall asleep because of the noise.

Erlang Shen sighed, "When is your brother-in-law going to laugh?"

Xu Xian stared blankly at the bed curtain and sighed, "Who knows? I guess he's going crazy!"

Erlang Shen suddenly sat up from the bed, "It's not the festival, I might as well leave now!"

Xu Xian felt a little bit reluctant, "Huh? Are you leaving now?"

Erlangshen didn't want to be separated from him either, so he pressed his forehead against Xu Xian's, "Why don't I make you smaller, stuff you into my sleeves and take you to the sky."

Xu Xian's eyes lit up for a moment, but the thought of his sister's pregnancy made him wilt again. "I can't go, my sister is pregnant, and my brother-in-law is impatient, I'd better stay and help my sister with housework! To save her from being tired."

"Okay! Work hard at home, talk less, eat less, and practice more."

"... Hurry up and leave! We're going to be separated soon, won't you say some cute little love words? Just talk about things I don't like to hear."

God Erlang kissed him on the eyes, "Thinking of the king is like running water, why is it too late?"

Xu Xian looked at him and pursed his lips and smiled, "I will be obedient, talk less, eat less, and practice more."

The two kissed again lingeringly, Erlang Shen didn't let Xu Xian see him off, he opened the door and left alone.

Xu Xian put on the quilt, tilted his head and sighed.

"What's the matter? As soon as your lover left, you were thinking like crazy?"

Xu Xian took a deep breath, formed a seal with his hands, and shouted, "Which bastard is scaring me?"

The candles in the bedroom were suddenly lit, and a graceful woman sat at the table and looked at Xu Xian quietly.

Xu Xian rubbed his eyes and felt that this woman looked like a fairy, but he dared not recognize her. "This lady...you are..."

The woman smiled, "You don't remember me? When you were Liu Yanchang, you came to Yao Chi to visit me!"

This sentence contains a lot of information. Knowing that he was once Liu Yanchang's gods include Erlang God and Sanshengmu, there should be no one else except them, and they are not talkative gods.How could the owner of this fairyland know?

Xu Xian lifted the quilt, knelt down and kowtowed obediently, "Your Majesty is here, what orders do you have?"

The Queen Mother said: "I came to see you today for one thing only. I heard that you drove Bai Suzhen away in anger. This is not acceptable! You have to find her back and help her become a fairy."

Xu Xian changed from kneeling to sitting cross-legged on the ground, "Madam, can you be reasonable? I didn't make Bai Suzhen go away, but she asked to go! Besides, since you want Bai Suzhen to go to heaven Fairy, why don’t you just give her an elixir? Just like Chang’e flying to the moon, you also let Suzhen fly to the moon.”

The queen mother shook her head and sighed, "You are still so stubborn! It is not easy to live forever, as long as you eat flat peaches and ginseng fruits, your life span can be extended by tens of millions of years. But to cultivate immortality, you cultivate a heart! Bai Suzhen's demon nature is difficult to tame, With a sensitive mind and delicate emotions, if she soars up like this, it won't be long before she will fall."

Xu Xian still refused to agree, "Ma'am, there are many gods who are willing to solve your problems, why do you insist on looking for me?"

"No excuses! No one else can do this, only you can do it! As long as you handle things properly, I will hide the matter between you and Erlang God for you."

The queen mother's talk has reached this point, she can even let go of Erlang's Shen Sifan, Xu Xian felt a little strange, "My lady, Bai Suzhen is not your illegitimate daughter, right? Why are you so kind to her?"

The queen mother conjured up a cane and slapped Xu Xian, "Don't talk nonsense! Don't you always want to know why you keep being reborn? As long as you help the white snake become a fairy, I will tell you the reasons for everything."

It is undeniable that this condition made Xu Xian tempted. He rubbed his arms and looked expectantly in his eyes, "Really?"

"Of course it's true, will I still lie to you?"

Xu Xian nodded, "That's fine, I will bring Bai Suzhen back. But I will wait until Erlang Shen returns."

The queen mother thought for a while and sighed: "That's fine." After saying this, the queen mother gradually disappeared, and even the candle light gradually dimmed until it went out.

Patting the ashes off his body, Xu Xian got into bed, and it turned out that the Queen Mother knew the little secret between him and Erlang Shen.But when he was still Dong Yong, the Queen Mother didn't seem like someone who knew the inside story?What exactly is going on?

The Queen Mother did not come at the right time, as soon as Erlang God left, she arrived on the back.Why is she hiding from Erlang Shen?Could it be that he was afraid that Erlang Shen would directly turn against her in the presence of Erlang Shen?There should be this possibility, Erlangshen can smile towards himself now, but he is fierce and arrogant towards outsiders, and no one will give him face.

The sudden appearance of the Queen Mother completely disturbed Xu Xian's mood. He was in such a mess that he couldn't sleep, and kept staring until dawn.

Hearing the crowing of chickens outside, Xu Xian rubbed his face and got up from the bed to make breakfast.My sister is twin now, so he has to help her with some work, so as not to make her tired.

After Xu Xian finished cooking the red bean porridge, Xu Jiaorong went into the kitchen and asked, "Are you up so early?"

Xu Xian nodded, "Sister, what do you want to eat? I'll make it for you."

"When you said that, I really remembered something. I kind of want to eat vegetarian wontons from Boss Lu's."

Xu Xian wiped his hands, "It's not easy to want to eat wontons with vegetarian stuffing? I'll go out and buy them right now. The porridge is cooking on a low heat on the stove. If you're hungry, eat some porridge first. In less than a quarter of an hour, I will definitely be able to eat it." return."

After taking off his apron, Xu Xian hurried to Boss Lu's restaurant.Rushing into the restaurant, Xu Xian yelled at Xiao Er: "Give me a bowl of your vegetarian stuffing chaos and every kind of stuffing. I'll take it away."

Xiao Er wrote it down and went to the back kitchen to pass the menu, Xu Xian wiped off his sweat, found an empty table and waited.

"Benefactor, long time no see."

Xu Xian looked up and saw that the person in front of him was Fa Hai, "Zen Master, long time no see. Please sit down, are you coming to eat some ravioli again?"

Fa Hai nodded solemnly, "Yes, I didn't expect such a coincidence to meet Master Xu."

Xu Xian felt that something was different about Fa Hai, the smile disappeared from his face and eyes, as if he was stumped by something.

Xu Xian laughed dryly, "It's a coincidence! Haha, haha, ha..."

After laughing twice, Xu Xian was speechless. For some reason, he felt that Fa Hai had some bad intentions for him.He urged Xiaoer, "Xiaoer, hurry up for my wontons, I'm in a hurry to go back!"

The waiter replied: "Xu Xianggong, the wontons will be out of the pot soon, please wait a little longer!"

Fa Hai poured Xu Xian a glass of water, "Xu Xianggong, you look very tired, why don't you take a breath and drink some water!"

Xu Xian took the cup, "Thank you Zen Master." Gudonggudong a cup of tea entered his belly, Xu Xian let out a sigh of satisfaction, he was really thirsty.

Holding the cup, Xu Xian seemed to see his hands turning into double shadows.Blinking and shaking his head, the cups became three or four.

Xu Xian stood up unsteadily, "Why... why am I a little dizzy?"

Fahai said coldly: "Master Xu, I'm sorry, I put Mongolian sweat medicine in this cup, please come with me to Jinshan Temple."

Xu Xian threw away the cup, pointed at Fa Hai, and said viciously with the last of his strength: "Vulture! I wish you...in the future...eat small wontons...without stuffing!"