[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Bai Suzhen shook her head helplessly, Xu Xian became more and more unreliable.

Uncle laughed when he heard Xu Xian's words, "You kid, you just like to joke. You let these two handsome and gentle servants eat people? How is it possible? They are not monsters!"

This is only half true, the two of them do not eat people, but they are really monsters.

Xu Xian said: "Cousin, I'll take the two of them over there to find out. Don't worry, it's only natural to see a doctor when you're sick, and the Taoist priest won't be rampant for long."

Biao uncle nodded, "Han Wen, just go and have a look, don't fight with that Taoist priest. I think he is a bit weird, don't suffer if you go!"

Xu Xian smiled and said, "Understood, don't worry, Uncle."

The guides, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing, walked towards the intersection in front of them. From a long distance, Xu Xian saw a large group of people surrounded in front of them, blocking the road.

Xu Xian didn't like crowding with people. Seeing that it was going to be summer, the crowd smelled of sweat.He looked up and looked around, took Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing to the nearby teahouse, and sat down on the second floor by the window.

After ordering a few plates of dim sum, Xu Xian pushed the plate towards Bai Suzhen and the others, "Try it, this dim sum is no worse than the ones in Hangzhou."

Xiaoqing was not polite to him, took a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake and ate it slowly, "En! It's delicious! Sister, you should try it too."

Bai Suzhen smiled and shook her head, this Xiaoqing is still a child at heart.

Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen looked out the window, a Taoist priest wearing an apricot yellow Taoist robe was surrounded by a large group of people, and the common people were all scrambling to find him to buy medicine.

Xu Xian called his buddy, "Xiao Liu! Xiao Liu!"

A skinny boy ran over and asked, "Brother Xu, what are your orders?"

Xu Xian handed him a plate of mung bean cakes and asked him to eat them, "I've been a little busy recently, and I haven't been strolling on the street for a while. What's wrong with Qiantang County? Are all the people downstairs crazy? That person sold it. What kind of panacea, how come all of them seem to cost nothing!" Xu Xian pointed to an old lady and shouted, "Hey! Isn't this Aunt Wang who sells pork? Isn't she the most stingy? Why did you give that Taoist so much money? "

Xiao Liu sighed, "Brother Xu, please keep your voice down, don't let Aunt Wang hear. That Taoist priest is very evil, and there have been many people looking for him to buy medicine recently! The medicine he sells is called panacea. Cure all diseases!"

"Such a miraculous medicine, Xiao Liu, didn't you buy some?"

Xiao Liu gnawed on mung bean cakes, and shook his head naively, "I have no money, and I am not sick, so I won't buy any medicine."

Xu Xian smiled and said, "Smart! The mung bean cake is given to you, take it and pack it yourself."

Xiao Liu pursed his lips and smiled, "Thank you Brother Xu! Although I didn't buy the panacea, my shopkeeper did. I'll get you one."

"Baby! Thank you very much!"

When Xiao Liu left, Bai Suzhen frowned and said, "Xu Xianggong, I recognize this Taoist priest."

Xiaoqing wiped her mouth with a silk handkerchief, "My sister actually recognizes him?"

Bai Suzhen nodded, "That happened hundreds of years ago. This Taoist priest is actually a toad spirit. He took advantage of my absence and tried to moleste the little demon in my cave. I defeated him at that time, but I still let him He escaped."

Xiaoqing said playfully to Xu Xian: "Xu Xianggong, that Taoist priest is a bad elf, he can smell the bloody smell from such a distance, do you want to get rid of the demon?"

Xu Xian shook his head, "Don't worry, this matter needs a long-term plan. You have to see through the goblin's tricks to get rid of the goblin. Have you seen those mortals who bought medicine? If you take this goblin in front of them, we all I can’t get along in Qiantang County anymore.”

Xiao Liu ran upstairs and handed Xu Xian a rough porcelain bottle, "Brother Xu, this is for you from the shopkeeper."

Xu Xian shook the bottle, "So much? I want one pill and that's enough."

Xiao Liu said: "Brother Xu, please feel free to accept it. The shopkeeper said that he wanted to deliver it himself, but he was busy making the stuffing and didn't have time, so he let me deliver it. The shopkeeper also said that this medicine It’s very effective, it’s especially good for treating a headache and fever, so keep it at home just in case!”

Xu Xian shook the bottle, "Thank you shopkeeper for me."

Xiao Liu ran down and got busy.Xu Xian poured out a pill and licked it. He raised his eyebrows in surprise, "There is only licorice as a medicinal material. What kind of disease can this cure?"

Bai Suzhen also poured out a pill, but instead of licking it, she crushed the pill. "Xu Xianggong, look, there is a little bug here."

Xu Xian looked at it with disgust, "What kind of bug is this, it looks like maggots in the toilet."

Xiaoqing explained: "This is a bug made by you mortals. It is called Xiangxi Gu worm. The mortals downstairs must have eaten the larvae fed by toad essence. Vomiting and diarrhea after eating the larvae is mild, and it is more severe. I have a fever and a headache! What can I do to relieve the pain? I can only use this kind of maggots to feed the larvae, and if I eat some of the larvae in the abdomen, it will naturally stop making trouble!"

Xu Xian suddenly said, "The worms in the stomachs of mortals are Gu worms, and the worms in these pills are feed."

Bai Suzhen nodded, "That's right!"

Downstairs, the Taoist priest held a bowl of white water and shouted loudly, "Look, everyone, this bowl of water in my hand is not ordinary water, it is magic water, better than magic pill! Does anyone want to try it?" try?"

Everyone shook their heads. It was not easy for everyone to accept new things.

The Taoist arrested a random person, "Come, come, try it. It's okay, it won't spoil you!"

The man drank the potion suspiciously, and after a while he said happily: "Wow! I feel so relaxed! Taoist priest, you are so spiritual!"

Xu Xian said to Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing: "Tsk tsk tsk, I asked you for this. Your acting skills are really exaggerated. I have made a career plan for everyone. From now on, we will rely on fortunetelling, slay demons and demons, and become the richest man in Qiantang. Towards the peak of the demon life!"

Xiaoqing dragged her chin and said boredly: "Not interested."

Xu Xian glared at her and ignored her, "In order to become a qualified magic stick, apart from excellent professional quality, the most important thing is to be able to fool around. The toad downstairs is your negative example, and he will become a magic stick in the future." Don't learn from him."

Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing looked at each other, Xiaoqing was not like Bai Suzhen, who had to ponder everything in her stomach several times, she asked directly: "Why can't you learn from this toad spirit? How fast does he make money?"

"Fast is fast, but he earns only small money, not a long-term solution." Xu Xian touched his chin, "However, his appearance has indeed made us cheaper, so let's use him today to ruin our reputation! Xiaoqing, Go get some horse manure, get some more!"

Xiaoqing wrinkled her nose with disgust on her face, "I don't want it! It's dirty and stinks!"

Xu Xian moved closer and said, "You melon-looking fairy! I'll tell you what to do later!" Xu Xian told Xiao Qing and Bai Suzhen his idea in a low voice, "Do you understand?"

Xiaoqing covered her mouth and smiled, "That's a good idea! I'm going to get horse manure right away!"

Xu Xian went to change into new clothes, and Bai Suzhen moved the incense table from Heizhu Lane over.The things to be prepared were ready, Xu Xian flicked his sleeves and sat behind the incense table.

Pedestrians passing by all crowded towards Ha/Toad Jing, but there was no one in Xu Xian's place, which seemed particularly deserted.

Xiaoqing transformed into a burly man. Standing in front of the incense table, she pretended to shout: "This priest! Can you really conjure money out of thin air? I don't believe it!"

Xiaoqing's voice was quite loud, and when she shouted, those who were surrounded by Toad Jing and couldn't squeeze in turned their heads to look this way.

Xu Xian smiled lightly and said, "Small tricks are not worth mentioning."

Xiaoqing said: "Since you can change, show us how to change it! Big guys, come and take a look! There is a Taoist here who said he can change money out of thin air!"

Everyone gathered around one after another. Although panacea is good, money is more attractive to ordinary people.

Aunt Wang, who sells pork, squeezed from Ha/Toad Jing to Xu Xian, "Oh! Isn't this Mr. Xu? You can do tricks, why didn't I know?"

Xu Xian smiled, "Ms. Wang, I go to Sichuan with Master every year. What do you think I studied? Of course I went to ask the immortals."

Aunt Wang didn't believe it at all, "Come on! I've met your master. He looks so young. What can he teach you?"

Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing shook their heads secretly, worshiping God Erlang as their teacher, even if they don't learn anything, this life is worth it!

Xu Xian asked back: "Aunt Wang, I have been a teacher for more than ten years. Can you find any difference between my master and ten years ago? Do you think he is getting old?"

"That's not..."

Xu Xian smiled, "Aunt Wang, your shop is right next to you, go back and get me an empty basin, and I'll make money to distribute to everyone."

Everyone urged, "Aunt Wang, hurry back and get the basin!"

Aunt Wang nodded, shaking her thick waist, and ran back to the shop twisting and twisting.

First show everyone that the pot is empty, and then Xu Xian put the empty pot from Mrs. Wang's house on the incense table.

Xu Xian hit the basin with a set of elegant and stretched palms.Xiaoqing rubbed her chin and looked at it amusedly. She secretly sent a voice transmission to Bai Suzhen, "I've seen someone pinch a formula before casting a spell, but this is the first time I've seen someone make a set of palms against an empty basin before casting a spell!"

Bai Suzhen hid in the corner and snickered, "Perhaps it will be more trustworthy!"

Xu Xian finally pushed out his palms and pressed them on the basin, a puff of white smoke drifted past, Xu Xian wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Okay, you're done!"

Bai Suzhen saw the corner of Bai Yan's eyes twitch, she stretched out her hand, and the basin became transparent, where there were copper coins inside, it turned out to be tiny earthworms!

Seeing that Xu Xian was about to break the pot, Bai Suzhen hurriedly turned the earthworms back into copper coins.

A lot of copper coins were scattered on the table, and Aunt Wang shouted excitedly: "My God! Mr. Xu! You are really amazing!"

Xu Xian threw out the money, "Come on, everyone, let's get rich!"

Xu Xian's move snatched away all Ha/Toad Jing's guests, and everyone ran over to pick up money.

The earthworms in the pot just now were transformed by the clam/toad spirit. "Little brother is really good. I don't know if you have heard the saying that colleagues are enemies."

Xu Xian thought to himself, this toad spirit is quite impatient.He smiled and said, "Of course I've heard this sentence before."

"My lord, Wang Daoling, today I will have a competition with my little brother! Whoever loses will never be allowed to set foot on this street."

Although Wang Daochang did have the ability, but doing so was a bit too domineering.Aunt Wang said: "Master Wang, it's not very good to do this, is it? Everyone makes money through harmony, Xu Xianggong is changing money on one side of the street, and you are selling medicine on the other side! You two don't conflict!"

Xu Xian smiled lightly: "Aunt Wang, people like us always want to compare ourselves when we meet our peers. I think Daoist Wang can make panacea and panacea, and I happen to be able to do it too. Why don't we compare each other?" , let's see who does it well!"

Wang Daoling snorted coldly in his heart, the boy is too arrogant, compared to this, of course I won!

"Okay! Happy little brother! Then I'll come first!" Wang Daoling stretched out his hands to let everyone see that he didn't have anything in his hands.Then, he put his hands on both sides of his waist, and suddenly raised his hands, "Wan Lingshui!"

Wang Daoling dragged two bowls of water with both hands. Normally, there would have been cheers around him, but when he created these two bowls of water, everyone took a few steps back.Wang Daoling felt strange, he looked down, there was no water in the bowl!It turned out to be horse urine!

Xu Xian pretended to be surprised, "My God! Daoist Wang, how could you give everyone such a dirty thing to drink!"