[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Xu Jiaorong opened the door and saw her younger brother and Mr. Yang came back. She smiled and said, "You guys are back! Mr. Yang, haven't you eaten lunch yet? If you want to eat, I'll do it right away."

Erlangshen smiled and was about to answer when Xu Xian said unhappily, "Don't feed him! Let him starve!"

"Hey? You kid, how did you talk to Mr. Yang?"

Xu Xian said to his sister: "Sister, Master and I have a few words alone, you can get the food as you like!"

Xu Jiaorong nodded, "Okay! Xu Xian! Don't think my sister is nagging, Mr. Yang is your master, you have something to say, don't make mistakes!"

Xu Xian ignored Xu Jiaorong's words, and grabbed Erlang Shen by his sleeve and dragged him back into the room.

After closing the door, Xu Xian rolled up his sleeves and put his hands on his hips and said, "Good job, you little Erlang! You actually went to meet other women behind my back!"

Erlangshen was very calm, he sat down and poured himself a cup of herbal tea, and sipped it slowly, "I didn't say anything when I saw her, but just keep her away from you."

"Since it's nothing important, why didn't you take me with you? Even if you didn't take me, you took Ku Yin back, why didn't you tell me?"

Erlang Shen was silent for a while, then sighed softly: "I don't want you to think that I am jealous with two snake demons."

Xu Xian's mood suddenly changed from cloudy to clear. He pressed Erlang Shen on the back of the chair and squeezed one leg between Erlang Shen's legs, "In the future, don't hide anything from me, but I will allow you to bully your rivals. follow me."

Erlang Shen put his arms around Xu Xian's waist and kissed him on the cheek, "You are so kind!"

Xu Xian also kissed back, "You are so kind too!"

At this time, the atmosphere was just right, and Erlangshen felt that Xu Xian was angry just now, so he might as well say a few more words that Xu Xian liked to hear.

"I think you've lost weight."

Xu Xian raised his hand to touch his face, then looked down at his stomach and thighs, "How thin are you?"

Erlang pinched his waist and said solemnly: "The waist is thinner, it seems to be stronger."

Erlangshen had just finished talking about Xu Xian's meatiness in the morning. At this moment, he and Xu Xian seemed to have forgotten the conversation in the morning, so Xu Xian actually believed such a clumsy lie.

He happily unbuttoned his clothes, revealing his soft white belly, "Are you thin? I think it's still the same! It's still a piece of abdominal muscle."

Erlang Shen poked it, "Don't you feel that it has become much stronger?"

Xu Xian touched it twice, "It seems to be really firm! Show me your belly."

As soon as Erlang Shen's robe was untied, Xu Jiaorong called out from outside the door: "Mr. Yang, Hanwen, come over for dinner."

Xu Xian felt a little regretful in his heart, the meal came at the wrong time, and he hadn't had time to take advantage of it!

After tidying up their clothes, Xu Xian and Erlang Shen went to the front hall. Xu Jiaorong brought out the food, "This is specially reserved for you at noon. I just warmed it up. Don't mind, Mr. Yang."

Erlang Shen said: "It's okay, we are all a family, so don't be too polite."

Xu Jiaorong smiled and said: "You are the master of Chinese language, we should respect you a little bit. Don't think that I have never read the book, I still understand the principle of respecting the teacher and respecting the way."

"Lady, open the door! Open the door quickly!"

Xu Jiaorong stood up and said: "Your brother-in-law is back, I will open the door."

Li Gongfu's face was flushed and beaming. Xu Xian held his job bowl and asked, "Brother-in-law, did you find the money? Why are you so happy?"

Li Gongfu nodded, "It's almost like picking up money! Lady, bring some cups, let's all have two cups!"

Xu Xian waved his hands again and again, "Drink with Master! I won't drink anymore."

Li Gongfu said: "I'm really happy today, why don't you just have a drink?"

"Don't drink, don't drink, brother-in-law, tell me quickly, what good thing happened to you?"

Li Gongfu rubbed his hands happily, "The county magistrate invited Zen Master Fahai from Jinshan Temple today. This great monk is really powerful. After a few glances at the storeroom, he concluded that it was a snake demon."

Xu Jiaorong leaned over and asked, "Did Zen Master Fahai catch the snake demon?"

"No! The Zen master went back to the county office and didn't know what he told the magistrate. When the magistrate respectfully sent him away, guess what?"

Xu Jiaorong patted him, "Quickly say it, don't be secretive!"

Li Gongfu said happily: "The county magistrate sent Zen Master Fahai away, and when he came back, he called me into the house, and personally apologized to me! He gave me ten taels of silver, and also gave me half a day off."

Xu Xian was not particularly satisfied, and called Li Gongfu into the house to apologize secretly, and gave ten taels of silver as compensation. Xu Xian felt that the apology was not very sincere.But seeing Li Gongfu's happy appearance, Xu Xian didn't say anything else.

Xu Jiaorong poured the wine, Li Gongfu drank a glass, and sighed contentedly, "Yes, Chinese! Just now Master Yang personally let you out, you obviously walked back with me, why did I enter the house, you Are you already at home?"

"Brother-in-law, I think I said it! The one in the prison is my substitute."

Li Gongfu tapped his head, "Oh! That's what happened! Chinese! Thanks to you, I feel proud this time, and the county magistrate personally apologized to me! If this is said, it will be so embarrassing!"

Xu Xian thought for a while, "Brother-in-law, although Lord Yang apologized to you, but you offended him, life may not be easy in the future. You'd better not tell about his apology to you, so as not to cause trouble to your upper body. "

Li Gongfu is very convinced of Xu Xian now, and he agrees to everything Xu Xian says, "Don't worry, brother-in-law will listen to you. Hey! Your substitute said to Mr. Yang, today you go to the master to ask for a magic weapon, and tomorrow morning to get rid of the demon." ! Don't you forget."

Xu Xian took a look at Erlangshen, Erlangshen made the substitute, and Erlangshen would tell him if he had anything to say. "Don't worry brother-in-law, I will remember."

Xu Xian poured Li Gongfu a glass of wine, "Brother-in-law, our family has a bit of money now, do you want to quit your job in the yamen?"

Li Gongfu put down his wine glass, a little worried, "I have thought about this problem when I was on guard at the Yamen these days. I am afraid that Mr. Yang will hate me and continue to work under him. He will definitely wear small shoes for me. But leave What can I do after leaving the Yamen?"

"Brother-in-law is good at martial arts, do you want to open a martial arts gym?"

Li Gongfu was very tempted by this idea, "Well... Ten years ago, I would have been happy to open a martial arts gym. But your sister and I will be getting older, so I think it's better to start a stable business."

Xu Xian nodded, "There's no rush, my brother-in-law resigned from his job in the yamen first, and I'll have time now when I think about it. I'm not afraid of losing money. I made a lot of money last time I sold Shu brocade!"

Xu Xian ordered some food for Erlangshen, "Master, let's eat quickly, and we will go to Xiaoqing and the others later to discuss how to catch the demon tomorrow."

After dinner, Xu Xian and Erlang Shen went to Shuangcha Lane again in the afternoon.

When Xiaoqing saw them, she said angrily, "Why are you here again? Don't worry, my sister and I are trustworthy monsters, and we won't run away secretly."

Bai Suzhen was afraid that God Erlang would blame her, so she quickly scolded Xiaoqing, "Xiaoqing! Don't be rude to the fairy!"

She smiled and bowed to God Erlang, "I don't know if the Immortal King is here, what's the matter?"

Erlangshen said: "Tomorrow we will perform a play of catching monsters in the county government office, you two should cooperate."

Bai Suzhen said: "I don't know how to perform this play? I also ask Xianjun for advice."

Xu Xian stepped forward and said: "Tomorrow I will set up an altar, you pretend to be arrested by me, and then fight with me. Remember, the fight should be very good-looking and lively. Then I will catch you , you will hide the money from the treasury in Qiu Wang’s Mansion, when the time comes, the police will come here to search.”

Xiaoqing said: "Sister, don't go! One person does the work and the other is in charge. I stole Kuyin. I will play with you tomorrow. You said that the fight should be more lively, so can I tear down the county government?"

"No! The government office is not Mr. Yang's private property, and the repair of the county office is not the common people's money?"

Xiaoqing complained, "This doesn't work, and that doesn't work, it's really troublesome!"

Bai Suzhen tugged Xiaoqing's sleeve secretly, "Xiaoqing, let's just listen to Mr. Xu!"

Glancing at Erlang God, Xiaoqing said reluctantly, "Okay! Got it!"

Early the next morning, Bai Suzhen took Xiaoqing to the Yamen Gate of Qiantang County and waited.

The magistrate personally invited Xu Xian into the yamen, Erlang Shen was also invisible, and he followed Xu Xian to give him a chance.

At the door of the warehouse, after setting up the incense table and lighting the incense candles, Xu Xian made a casual move, and a shining silver sword appeared in his hand.The blade of the sword is cold and radiant, the hilt is inlaid with gems of various colors, and even the fringes of the sword are tassels strung together with pearls the size of rice grains.

Xu Xian holds the sword and dances it in front of the incense table.The body of the sword seemed to be stained with clear frost, and the tip of the sword trembled wildly, leaving a few silver spots in the air.Xu Xian was jumping and moving, his feet were not dusty, and he was as light as floating clouds. Sword qi swam around him, and the sword qi wrapped him tightly.

Xu Xian was quite handsome when he was serious about dancing the sword. Xiao Qing saw it, and said to Bai Suzhen sourly: "Hmph! It's just a show! Sister, see how I will deal with him later!"

Bai Suzhen frowned, "Xiaoqing, I persuaded you all night yesterday, why are you disobedient? If something happens to Xu Xian, how could Erlang God spare us?"

Xiaoqing said: "But he is too arrogant! He dared to let us go to his house to do long-term work because of the support of Erlang God behind him! It's unreasonable!"

"Xiaoqing!"

Xiaoqing shook off Bai Suzhen, "Sister, there's no need to talk anymore, it's my turn to play."

Xu Xian lit a magic talisman, and Xiao Qing transformed into a man and descended from the sky, kicking over the incense table. "Little Taoist priest! If you want to fight with me, you're too tender!"

Mr. Yang was watching from the sidelines, but the incense table kicked over by Xiaoqing fell to his feet, so scared that he ran out quickly, locked himself in the bedroom, and refused to come out again.

Xu Xian didn't expect Mr. Yang to be so timid. He was scared away when he started fighting, and the most important audience left. How boring is his acting!

Xiaoqing also conjured up a sword, and stabbed straight at Xu Xian. Fortunately, Xu Xian reacted quickly and dodged in a flash.Xiaoqing wanted to show Xu Xian some color, she took the sword and slashed vertically, every move aimed at Xu Xian's vitals.

Bai Suzhen was on the sidelines anxiously, wondering when Xiaoqing would listen to persuasion, if this continues, Erlang God will get angry, how could the two little monsters offend them.

Xu Xian has not only eaten but not practiced these years. Although he is not as strong as Xiaoqing, he is physically flexible and has a lot of tricks.Hide on the left side, stab out with a sword, hide for a while on the right, and stab out with a sword again, Xiaoqing found that she was not pleased, and was stabbed several times by Xu Xian instead.

In the confusion, Xu Xian ignited another talisman and threw it on the green snake.Xiaoqing seemed to be tied up by an electric grid, and fell to the ground and could no longer move.

Li Gongfu and the arresters were hiding in the warehouse, Xu Xian said to them: "The snake demon has been captured, I need to take her away, press her under Qingcheng Mountain, and wash away her hostility." Qing He asked, "You monster, let me ask you, where did you keep the stolen Kuyin?"

Xiaoqing said stubbornly: "Spend it! Throw it away! Anyway, it's gone!"

Xu Xian said: "Even if you don't tell me, I will always find it. If you tell me, I don't need to put you under the mountain."

Xiaoqing thought for a while, and said cooperatively: "Okay! You can go to Qiu Wang's mansion to search and you will be able to find Ku Yin."

Xu Xian cupped his hands at the policemen, "Brothers, please take a trip. Leave this snake monster to me, so don't worry."

The catchers said one after another: "Xu Xianggong, it would be great if you can catch the demon! If you keep the snake demon with us, we don't know what to do with it!"

Xu Xian smiled and said, "Brothers, hurry up and get busy! The matter is not over until Ku Yin is found. I'll take the snake demon and leave first, you brothers have worked hard!"

"No hard work, no hard work, Mr. Xu, go slowly!"

Saying goodbye to Li Gongfu and leaving the county government office, Xu Xian and Erlang Shen walked in front, Xiaoqing and Bai Suzhen followed.When the fight just started, Xiaoqing's moves were fierce, but it didn't look like she was acting.Bai Suzhen was worried that Erlang Shen would settle accounts with Xiaoqing, and she was very upset.Xiaoqing is convinced by Xu Xian a lot, the strong are respected, since Xu Xian is so powerful, it is not unacceptable for her to reluctantly listen to him.

Back home, Xu Jiaorong came out to greet her, "Han Wen, you and Mr. Yang are back! These two girls are..."

Xu Xian said: "The two of them are long-term workers I just hired. From now on, you can entrust them with all the housework."

"Long-term worker?" Xu Jiaorong pulled Xu Xian aside, "Hanwen, our family has no property and no business. There is nothing else except this little housework. What kind of long-term worker do you hire?" Xu Jiaorong cast a glance Bai Suzhen, "Besides, if you're looking for a long-term worker, look for two strong men who can work! What can you do with two cute ladies?"

Xu Xian said: "Sister, the two of them are snake monsters, as long as they are willing to work obediently, even ten strong men can't stand up to them."

"Snake demon!" Xu Jiaorong pinched Xu Xian vigorously, "Are you crazy? You actually brought the snake demon into your house!"

"Sister! Sister! Sister! Don't pinch! It hurts! Don't be afraid, they are all good monsters, they don't eat people, and they don't do bad things."

Xu Jiaorong said unhappily: "It doesn't matter whether it's a good monster or a bad one! They are all monsters! Are you trying to scare me and your brother-in-law to death?"

Xu Xian sighed, he put his arms around Xu Jiaorong's shoulders and turned to Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing and said, "Come on! Let me introduce you, this is my older sister. Although both were born with the same parents, but the first The quality of the baby is obviously better than that of the second baby. She is a kind and gentle person, you can stay here at ease, don't hurt her, and don't scare her. I believe that if you spend more time with her, you will like her."

The demon had to bow his head under the eaves, and with Erlang God watching, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing had no choice but to go forward and salute, "Hello, sister."

Xu Jiaorong was a little at a loss, she was very good at dealing with people, and the neighbors all liked her.However, this was the first time dealing with a demon. She forced a smile, a little embarrassed, "You're welcome, you're welcome. Uh... you can stay here at ease, and I'll prepare the rooms for you right now."

Bai Suzhen smiled and said: "Sister, you are welcome. My name is Bai Suzhen. She is my younger sister Xiaoqing. If you have anything to do, just tell me."

Xu Jiaorong was very embarrassed, "Why bother you two girls. Is it okay for the two of you to live in the same room?"

Bai Suzhen nodded, "Yes."

"Then live in the West Wing Room! That room is bigger, but it hasn't been lived in for a long time, and it's a bit dusty. I can live in it after cleaning it."

Bai Suzhen waved her hands again and again, "We are here to work, why make my sister tired? We can clean the house by ourselves!" After speaking, she led Xiaoqing to the west wing.

Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing went to the West Wing room gracefully, Xu Jiaorong sighed: "This is called Lianbu Light Move! Look at her demeanor, she really looks like a lady from a rich family, where is she a monster?"

Xu Xian said: "Sister, don't be fooled by their appearance, and don't be polite when it's time for them to work. Let me tell you, there are men and women in the world, and goddesses and female monsters are above men and women. They are the strongest species in the world! Do you have the heart to use them when you think about it?"

Xu Jiaorong twisted his ear, "I should order you around more! You don't find a serious job to do every day! If you want to cultivate immortality, you should wear Taoist robes and be ascetic! Eat more than anyone else! many!"

Xu Xian rubbed his ears, "I don't eat much, but I eat more snacks."

"Yes! Steamed buns are your snacks, steamed buns are your snacks, even rice and pickles are your snacks, what else in this world is not your snacks?" Xu Jiaorong poked his younger brother's forehead, "You! Have some fun! Don’t talk about it, I’m going to cut clothes. By the way, there are two demons living in the house. Don’t tell your brother-in-law, he has a big mouth but a small courage, so don’t let it go!”

Xu Xian nodded, "Understood, I won't tell him."

Xu Jiaorong said: "Okay! I'm going to work. Hanwen, I still don't think it's good to let the snake demon live in the house. You should think about it again!"

Xu Jiaorong left, and Xu Xian said to Erlang God: "Whether the Green Snake and the White Snake should change places to live can be discussed in a few days. Now there is an important matter. I plan to go to Jinshan Temple to visit Zen Master Fahai tomorrow. He must be there Mr. Yang said good things in front of him. I'll thank him anyway."

Erlangshen frowned, "You are not allowed to go, I will go to see him alone, and just give him some favors."

Xu Xian was unhappy, "Why can't I go? What are you going to do without telling me?"

Erlangshen was confident, "Didn't you say it? As long as it's about dealing with rivals in love, I can keep it from you and make my own decisions."