[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

"Girls, the Shiba Gate is here."

Bai Suzhen secretly breathed a sigh of relief, the boatman really helped her out, she didn't know how to answer Xu Xian's words!

Bai Suzhen said softly: "Xu Xianggong, we are here, we are destined to meet again."

Xu Xian nodded slightly, "Miss, go slowly."

It was still raining heavily outside, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing got out of the boat and held up their sleeves to block the rain, looking a bit embarrassed.

The boatman said to Xu Xian: "Master, look at the rain is so heavy, the two girls are afraid that they will get sick if they get caught in the rain! Why don't you lend them the umbrella!"

Xu Xian put on an indifferent face, who is not the baby?Are they snake demons?They are more masculine than men, if they get sick, then mankind will be destroyed!Let me tell you, don't bully a young and good-looking person like me.

Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing stood on the bank with their sleeves raised and watched eagerly. The boatman urged, "Little Xianggong!"

Xu Xian grabbed the umbrella and shouted at Xiaoqing: "That maid! Go on!"

Throwing the umbrella, Xiaoqing caught it easily, and opened the umbrella to block the heavy rain.

Bai Suzhen gently wiped the rainwater from her forehead, and thanked her with a smile: "Thank you Mr. Mr., I don't know where Mr. Mr. lives, how can I return this umbrella to you?"

Xu Xian said coldly: "There is no need to return the umbrella. Boatman, let's sail!"

The small boat slowly drifted away, Xiaoqing pouted and said, "Sister, your benefactor is so strange!"

Bai Suzhen pinched the formula with her hands, pointed to the sky, and dispersed the dark clouds.She frowned and said, "I don't understand him either. You just tested him with a golden hairpin. He can pick up gold without hesitation. He is indeed a good character. But hanging the golden hairpin on a tree branch...he is not afraid of others being greedy for money and taking things away." Is it? Also, on the boat, he behaved politely, why did his face change when he heard my name? Could it be that he recognizes me? "

Xiaoqing said: "Sister, you are too worried. You just came to Hangzhou from Qingcheng Mountain. How could he recognize you as an ordinary person? I see! He is not a good person, and even asked where we bought the materials for our clothes. He is a big Man, what are you doing inquiring about women's affairs? Can he wear the clothes when he makes them out?"

Bai Suzhen was also worried, "I want to repay my kindness and end this fate. But my benefactor is like this, what should I do?"

Xiaoqing said indifferently: "What's the matter? If my sister still wants to repay her kindness, we will stay. If my sister hates Xu Xian, we will leave! When Xu Xian is in his next life, we will repay her kindness again! Anyway, my sister has practiced for so many years. , it’s only been a few decades, sister can’t wait?”

Bai Suzhen said quietly: "In the next life, will he still have that kind of virtue? This time I was able to find my benefactor, thanks to the guidance of Master Guanyin. If I don't seize the opportunity, when he is reincarnated, there will be a huge crowd, and I should go Where can I find him?"

Xiaoqing scratched the back of her head, "Then...then I don't know."

Bai Suzhen put away the umbrella, held the umbrella handle and hesitated, "Let me see again! I am eager to become a fairy, and I must end this relationship as soon as possible. Let me see what kind of person Xu Xian is, if... If he It's not that bad, I'll marry him!"

Xiaoqing nodded, "I always listen to my sister!"

Xu Xian wandered back to Qiantang County in a small boat. He had a new idea about his rebirth, and he had to tell Erlang Shen as soon as possible.

After entering the house, Li Gongfu said, "The Chinese language is back! Hey? Where's the umbrella?"

Xu Xian didn't react, he was thinking about waiting once in a thousand years.He asked casually, "What umbrella?"

"Aren't you going to go shopping? We will give you an umbrella with a purple bamboo handle!"

Xu Xian came to his senses, "Oh! Umbrella! I gave it away."

Xu Jiaorong heard it in the room, she immediately rushed out and reprimanded: "Give it away? What kind of rich and noble family are we, such a good umbrella is not broken at all, you just give it away if you say it? Say! Who did you give it to?"

Xu Xian hurriedly coaxed her sister, "Sister, it's just an umbrella! It won't cost much... why are you so excited?"

Xu Jiaorong said: "Hanwen, I know that you are capable and can make money now. But you have to live carefully and carefully, you can't waste it like this!"

Li Gongfu echoed: "Hanwen, your sister is right, you see our family's life is getting better and better, isn't it because your sister can manage the house?"

Xu Xian was afraid of the couple, so he had to explain in detail: "Sister, brother-in-law, I came back by boat. The boatman picked up two girls on the way. It happened to be raining when they got off the boat. I don't think they brought umbrellas." , so I kindly gave them the umbrella."

Xu Jiaorong thought for a while, "Okay! For the sake of your kindness, I won't nag you." She turned and went to the kitchen, "Hanwen, you and your brother-in-law go sit in the room for a while, I steamed I caught a fish, and we'll have dinner in a while."

As soon as An Sheng sat down in the room, Li Gongfu pushed Xu Xian's arm and asked gossipingly, "Which girl did you give the umbrella to? Are you handsome?"

Xu Xian nodded, leaned over and smirked, "The two girls are so handsome! What's the matter? Brother-in-law wants to be young?"

Li Gongfu waved his hands in a panic, "Oh! Don't talk nonsense, I'm not that kind of person! What if your sister hears this?"

Xu Xian poured himself a cup of tea leisurely, "Since you don't want to accept the child, don't ask so many questions!"

Li Gongfu said: "My fair lady, a gentleman is so good. You are old and not young, so you don't think about marrying a daughter-in-law?"

"I don't want to marry a daughter-in-law. Marrying a daughter-in-law is not as good as cultivating an immortal."

"I don't think there is any conflict between marrying a daughter-in-law and cultivating immortality! As the saying goes, one person can ascend to heaven! When you become an immortal, take your daughter-in-law and children to heaven!"

Xu Xian patted Li Gongfu on the shoulder, "Brother-in-law! It's not so easy to become a fairy. In the future, watch less unreliable dramas, and you will become more and more stupid!"

Li Gongfu sighed: "I just think that becoming an immortal is good, but living alone for so long is not necessarily interesting. It would be nice if you have a companion by your side."

Xu Xian smiled, "I'm not afraid of being alone, I still have Master!"

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, Xu Xian ran to open the door, his eyes turned into crescent moons when he saw someone coming.

"Is everything about Guanjiangkou settled?"

Erlang Shen nodded, "It's all taken care of."

When Li Gongfu saw Erlang God coming, he hurried out to greet him, "Mr. Yang is here! Please come in, please come in. My lady! Cook more dishes, Mr. Yang is here!"

Xu Jiaorong heard it in the kitchen, she dropped the spatula and ran out, "Mr. Yang is here! What do you want to eat, I'll make it for you!"

Erlangshen smiled and waved his hands, "Just eat something home-cooked, don't bother me."

Xu Jiaorong said: "How can I do that? I still have fresh vegetables at home, so I'll make them right away."

Xu Xian stood up, "Sister, I'll help too."

Xu Xian helped Xu Jiaorong cook a few dishes, everyone happily finished their meal, Xu Xian took Erlang Shen back to the bedroom to rest.

Seeing that Erlangshen and Xu Xian had left, Li Gongfu complained to his wife, "Do you think... the relationship between Hanwen and Mr. Yang will be too good? There is a spare room at home, and the two of them want to sleep on the same bed."

Xu Jiaorong said: "Hanwen has no father since he was a child, maybe he regards Mr. Yang as his father!"

Li Gongfu was not convinced, "Then he should regard my brother-in-law as his father! I should be closer than Mr. Yang, right?"

Xu Jiaorong gave him a white look, "You don't even look in the mirror, how can you compare to Mr. Yang?" After speaking, she turned and went to the kitchen to wash the dishes.

Li Gongfu touched his chin and said to himself, "Is it much worse? I don't think my appearance is much worse than Mr. Yang's?"

In the bedroom, Xu Xian bent down to make the bed for Erlang Shen.Erlang asked casually, "I heard from my brother-in-law, did you get scolded today?"

"Yes! I gave away the umbrella, and my sister scolded me a lot!"

"Who did you give the umbrella to?"

Xu Xian approached Erlang God and said mysteriously, "I gave the umbrella to the White Lady! Do you know who the White Lady is? I think I was reborn as Xu Xian in this life because of her!"

Erlang frowned, "What white lady?"

"That's a long story. Didn't I tell you before? My first life was called Qiao Yu. At that time, I heard many fairy tales. When I was Liu Yanchang, it should be the story of the Lotus Lantern. I Married to San Shengmu and gave birth to a son named Chen Xiang. You didn't want your sister to be snatched away by me, so you pressed San Shengmu under Mount Hua. In the end, Chen Xiang split the mountain to save her mother, rescued San Shengmu, and defeated you, the big villain."

Erlang raised his eyebrows, "Married to my third sister? How courageous."

Xu Xian smiled flatteringly, "Don't you say it? I'm the fake Liu Yanchang, let's discuss the issue with a rigorous and objective attitude! Don't get too excited!"

Erlang Shen nodded, "Okay, I'm not excited, you continue to talk. Next is Dong Yong. What should the relationship between Dong Yong and the Seventh Princess be like?"

Xu Xian frowned, "It's been too long, and I don't know the story of Dong Yong and the Seventh Princess. Maybe it's the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl? The Cowherd is Dong Yong. He peeked at the Seventh Princess taking a bath and stole her clothes. The Seventh Princess didn't Xianyi couldn't return to heaven, so she married Dong Yong. Wow! Dong Yong is so good and bad! Stealing other girls' clothes, and peeking at others taking a bath!"

Erlang shook his head, "Although the seventh princess is ignorant, she is not that weak. It's just that the clothes were stolen, so she just needs to change another one. It's fine if you can't remember Dong Yong's story, and you can tell me about the white lady." thing."

Speaking of the White Lady, Xu Xian became a little excited. "Speaking of the White Snake, it's amazing! When I was a child, I played it on TV every day. At that time, I really liked the White Snake. She flew away with a swipe, and flew back again with a swipe. The right finger can become a spell, Very powerful!"

He raised his orchid finger and sang to Erlang Shen, "Bai Suzhen at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain~ This body has been cultivated in the cave for a thousand years~ah...ah..."

Erlang knocked him on the head, "Stop singing, get down to business!"

"Oh! Okay, let's get down to business. In order to repay her kindness, Bai Suzhen, the thousand-year-old snake demon, married Xu Xian and gave birth to him a son. It stands to reason that she would have repaid her kindness after giving birth, but she was reluctant to part with her husband and son, and she didn't want to leave. She had no choice but to go the other way, and she was pinned down at the bottom of the Leifeng Pagoda by an old monk."

Erlang Shen frowned, "You also had a child with her?"

Xu Xian: "..." He said frantically, "Brother Zhenjun! You grasp the point! Don't you find that my experiences in these lives have one thing in common? I have always prevented fairies and goblins from mortals Together!"

Erlang Shen didn't answer the question, "Are those two banshees pretty?"

Xu Xian was very sensible, he turned his head like an electric fan, "It's not good-looking! It's so ugly!"

Erlang Shen put him in his arms, "Isn't it good-looking? That's not what your brother-in-law said."

Xu Xian laughed dryly, "Hehe, hehe, brother-in-law, he's never met before, so he's talking nonsense."

"But brother-in-law listened to what you said!"

Xu Xian slipped out in small steps, "What... you should have a good rest, I'll prepare dinner for you."

Erlang Shen pulled him back and pressed him on the bed, "No need, I don't like to eat."

Xu Xian covered his neckline, "You hypocritical fairy! I want to hug you and say it! You pretend to be jealous!"

Erlang Shen took his clothes off slowly, "It's true to be jealous."

The bed curtain fell, and the sound of undressing came from the bed curtain.After a while, Erlangshen said helplessly: "What you said is so wronged, why are you touching me?"

Xu Xianli said bluntly: "The trousers are all taken off, what a disadvantage if I don't touch them twice!"