[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

"Sister, I'm back."

When Xu Jiaorong heard Xu Xian call the door, she rushed to welcome him in, "Hanwen is back! Are you thirsty? Are you tired? Where is Mr. Yang? Didn't you come with me?"

Xu Xian put two big bundles on the table in the main hall, "Master can't come because of something, I wanted to wait for Master to come back together, but isn't it almost Qingming now? I have to go back to my hometown to worship my ancestors, so I came back first. "

Xu Xian opened the bag, "Sister, I bought you some Shu brocades, you can use them to make bright clothes for yourself and your brother-in-law."

Xu Jiaorong touched the Shu brocade and couldn't put it down, "Oh! I've only heard of the Shu brocade, but I've never seen it! It's worth a lot of money, right?"

"It's not bad. If you buy it in Shuzhong, the price is always lower than that in Qiantang."

Xu Jiaorong put the brocade carefully, "I can't bear to make clothes for such a good thing, I have to put them away properly."

Xu Xian had no choice but to say, "Sister, I bought something for your use, and it won't look good if you leave it in vain. At least you make new clothes for your brother-in-law. He works in the yamen, so he usually wears more generous clothes, so he can look good when he goes out to socialize. "

Xu Jiaorong poured him a cup of tea, and put the cup into Xu Xian's hand, "You silly boy! The magistrate has not yet worn Shu brocade! Your brother-in-law is wearing Shu brocade, will the magistrate be happy? Will he still be here? The magistrate of the county is begging for a living?"

Xu Xian nodded suddenly, "Sister, you are right! Let's do it this way! My brother-in-law gave two of these brocades to the magistrate, and I will sell the rest in Hangzhou. I will get them back in exchange." Silver, good to subsidize the family."

Xu Jiaorong thought for a while, and said happily: "Well, that's fine. I'll buy some ordinary silk and satin, and the three of us will all have summer clothes."

Xu Xian nodded with a smile, "Success! As long as you are happy!"

'Bang bang bang! ''Bang bang bang! '"Quickly open the door! What are you doing at home!"

When Xu Jiaorong and Xu Xian heard it, isn't this Li Gongfu's voice?Xu Jiaorong hurried to open the door, Li Gongfu said impatiently: "I've been knocking for a long time! Why did you come to open the door!"

Xu Jiaorong whispered: "Hanwen is back, I'm talking to him!"

Li Gongfu entered the room and sat down, "Chinese is back!"

"Yes, brother-in-law."

Li Gongfu poured himself a glass of water and poured it into his mouth. When he saw a lot of things on the table, he couldn't help shouting at Xu Jiaorong: "You can't clean up the house when you're at home! Look at the mess. What does it look like?"

Xu Xian immediately became unwilling after hearing this.Li Gongfu has grown up, right?I'm still sitting here!How dare you talk to my sister like that!

Xu Xian couldn't help but clenched his fists to deal with him, Xu Jiaorong quickly grabbed Xu Xian's hand, telling him to stay calm.

She coaxed Li Gongfu softly, "These are all things that Han Wen bought from Shuzhong, and they are here for you to see if they suit you."

Li Gongfu looked down at the things on the table, and heaved a long sigh, "I won't be able to do this job for long. Chinese! Next time you go to Shuzhong, bring your brother-in-law with you. I'll be a businessman. It's better than being angry at the Yamen."

After saying these words, Li Gongfu left with a knife in his hand, without even eating dinner.

Xu Xian frowned, "What's wrong with my brother-in-law? I'm not here these days, and he just talks to you like that? Isn't he fat!"

Xu Jiaorong frowned and said: "Oh! I can't blame your brother-in-law. He got angry in the yamen and didn't talk to me. Who can he tell? A while ago, he was beaten by the magistrate If you don't let him vent, he will be suffocated!"

Xu Xian became furious when he heard it. He rolled up his sleeves and yelled, "Damn it! What else does the county magistrate surnamed Yang know besides raising a concubine? No! I have to deal with him!"

Xu Jiaorong hurriedly stopped Xu Xian, "Stop messing around! The warehouse bank in Qiantang County was stolen, and your brother-in-law was punished because he couldn't catch the thief! You have the heart to help your brother-in-law, why don't you help him?" He caught a thief!"

Xu Xian stroked his chin and thought for a while, "It's okay to catch the thief, but... I have to ask the magistrate to beg my brother-in-law in person!"

Xu Xian went to the gate of the county government office, put a spell on Li Gongfu, and asked him to stick it on the door of the warehouse.As for things like recovering the stolen silver, Xu Xian told him not to worry about it, and let everything take its course.

Li Gongfu had never seen the thief who stole the silver from the treasury, and with the talisman that Xu Xian gave him, he felt confident.

It was Qingming in a blink of an eye, and Xu Xian followed his sister and brother-in-law to Hangzhou City to pay respects to his deceased relatives.After the worship, Li Gongfu and Xu Jiaorong wanted to go back, but Xu Xian wanted to take a stroll.

"It's not like you haven't been to Hangzhou City before. What's there to do? You might as well go home early and I'll cook fish for you." Xu Jiaorong said.

Li Gongfu said with a smile: "Hey, Hanwen wants to go shopping, so you let him go! He is wearing new clothes today, you have to let him show off, right?"

Xu Xian proudly raised his head, revealing his fair and slender neck, "Hmph! If my sister hadn't strongly requested, would I have changed my clothes? I am the most beautiful man in Qiantang County, and I look good even without clothes on!"

Li Gongfu laughed loudly, "You are playing a hooligan without clothes!" Looking at Xu Xian's tall figure, Li Gongfu sighed, "Things in the world are really wonderful. When I just married your sister, you looked like a white and fat girl." It looks like a radish essence, but now it's grown up, but it's tall and thin, no matter how much you eat, you won't get fat!"

Xu Xian rolled his eyes, the Radish Essence can't get through this, right?How come you don’t remember anything about how clever, wise and unparalleled my wit was when I was young?

"I won't tell you anymore. Besides, I'm going to be mad at you! Sister, brother-in-law, please slow down when you go back, I'll go first!"

Xu Jiaorong shouted: "Hold the umbrella in your hand and don't lose it! It's a good umbrella with 84 ribs and a purple bamboo handle, don't waste it!"

Xu Xian clutched the handle of the umbrella and waved his hand with his back to her, "Got it!"

After selling the Shu brocade in the Qiankun bag, Xu Xian planned to go back after strolling around the West Lake.

Doing the math, Li Gongfu and Xu Jiaorong have been married for 13 years.The prince who was full of bad intentions back then has moved away. At that time, the news of the prince's refusal spread all over the streets and alleys.Prince Wang hid at home and didn't dare to go out. At first, he was irritable and yelled at his servants.Later, he found that as long as he beat and scolded his servants, he would be the next one to be unlucky. As time passed, he didn't dare to do anything anymore.

As for Aunt Feng's family, before Xu Xian had time to rectify her, she was in trouble.She was a matchmaker for a girl before, and after the girl got married, her uncle beat her nose and face bruised and swollen.Later, when she returned to her natal family, her cousins ​​and cousins ​​were all unhappy. Not only did she beat my uncle half to death, but she also smashed Aunt Feng's house to pieces.Since then, no one has asked Aunt Feng to be a matchmaker, and her life has gradually become more difficult.

Thinking about these past events, Xu Xian walked forward casually.As he was walking, a golden hairpin hit him on the head.

There are several hollow plum blossoms carved on this golden hairpin, it can be seen that the craftsmanship of the jewelry craftsmen is very good.

Xu Xian looked around, he was surrounded by aunts, aunts, they probably wouldn't wear such delicate hairpins.After thinking about it, he took out a piece of paper from his pocket, took out the Luo Zidai he just bought for his sister, and wrote a sentence on it:

Whoever lost the hairpin will take it back by himself.If you are not the owner of the hairpin, don't pick things up!

In the end, Xu Xian drew a big round face on the paper, with two glaring eyes and a big mouth that cursed and spit.

Xu Xian nodded, expressing his satisfaction with his painting.He tied the note and the gold hairpin to the top of the willow tree.The golden hairpin is very heavy, and the treetops are bent at once, so whoever passes by on this road will see this piece of paper.

Xu Xian had cast a little spell on the wicker, if it wasn't the owner of the golden hairpin, no one could untie the wicker and take the hairpin away.

After doing a good deed, Xu Xian was in a good mood. He walked to the shore and found a boat, intending to go home by boat.

As soon as the boat left, someone on the shore shouted: "Boatman! Boatman! Please, give us a ride!"

The old man on the ferry looked back and saw that they were not far away, so he asked Xu Xian: "Young master, I would like to have two more people, do you mind?"

"I dare not delay your fortune, anyway, it's not far away, you just go to pick him up."

The boat stopped on the shore, but two beautiful women came up.One was wearing white gold-woven satin like a young lady, and the other was wearing blue clothes like a maid.

The red lips of the woman in white were slightly parted, revealing her plaid-like teeth, and she said a blessing in a soft and gentle voice, "I don't think there are other people on board, the little girl is polite."

Xu Xian cupped his hands, "If the girl finds it inconvenient, I'll just go to the bow."

The maidservant in Tsing Yi was straight-talking, and she spoke like a cannonball, "Young Master, you don't need to be strict about etiquette. How can you be so particular when you go out? Besides, everything is first-come-first-served. You came first. If you want to go outside, we have to go!"

There was a sudden thunder outside, and the sound of pattering rain, which turned into a torrential rain in a short while.

Xu Xian said: "Everyone doesn't have to go out now. If they go out, they will become drowned."

Both girls laughed, their voices were like silver bells, very crisp and pleasant.

The servant girl is more lively than the young lady, and she said: "Little Master, why are you keeping a straight face? You are young, but you are more serious than those old masters. Sitting on a boat is also boring, let's chat! What's your name? Where do you live?" Where? What do you do?"

Xu Xian only said, "My surname is Xu."

The maid pouted, "Why do you look like a gourd?"

The lady complained: "Xiaoqing, you ask too much!"

The maid named Xiaoqing patted her head lightly, "See how I can't speak? Xu Xianggong, don't be afraid, we are not bad people! Why don't we come and exchange, I will report myself first."

Xiaoqing pointed to her own lady, "My lady's name is Bai Suzhen, and she lives in Shuangcha Lane now. We were..."

"Wait!" Xu Xian interrupted Xiaoqing, "Your name is Xiaoqing, and your lady's name is Bai Suzhen?"

"Yes! Is there something wrong?"

Xu Xian stared at Bai Suzhen, his mind was full of: Oh, hey, hey!Hey hey hey!Take me Suzhen out of the mortal world...

Xiaoqing said unhappily: "Xu Xianggong, why are you staring at my young lady! Have you never seen a big girl?"

Xu Xian turned to look at Xiaoqing, and said flatly, "I didn't see anything, I just think the girls' dresses are really pretty. Can you tell me where you bought the material? I want to make one too."