[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Li Gongfu is an interesting person, and he is serious when talking to Xu Xian, and he doesn't coax him like a child at all.

Xu Xian spoke innocently and asked Li Gongfu's family background clearly.Li Gongfu was also honest, whatever Xu Xian asked, he would answer.

The elder and the younger were chatting happily, Erlang knocked on the table, "Miss Xu has come out of the embroidery shop."

Xu Xian and Li Gongfu ran to the window and looked down together.

Xu Xian pointed to the woman next to Xu Jiaorong and said, "Oh no! Elder sister is being pestered by that aunt of the Feng family again. She is disgusting. Elder sister is the prince who ran into her at her house yesterday!"

Li Gongfu became anxious when he heard this, "This woman must have no good intentions, let's go down quickly and rescue your sister!"

Before Xu Xian could speak to Erlangshen, Li Gongfu rushed down first.

Erlang God said to Xu Xian: "Let him go down first! Let's see what he will do? With me here, Xu Jiaorong can't suffer."

Of course Xu Xian was not worried, he called Xiao Er to pack the snacks on the table.While packing, he stood at the window and watched the play.

Li Gongfu rushed to Xu Jiaorong with all his might, but when he saw Xu Jiaorong, his mouth seemed to have turned into a gourd with a sawed mouth, and he couldn't say a word.

Xu Jiaorong saw him squatting down to salute, "Brother Li."

Aunt Feng next to her pushed Xu Jiaorong, and asked excitedly, "Jiaorong! Do you know this lord?"

Xu Jiaorong was unhappy, and Aunt Feng was going too far.He led her to meet a strange man yesterday, but today he called her by her boudoir name on the street!

Li Gongfu became angry when he saw Aunt Feng, he said coldly: "It has nothing to do with Miss Xu. I'm here to find you!"

Aunt Feng pointed to herself, "Looking for me? My lord, I have never done anything bad."

Li Gongfu asked with such a face: "Do you know the young master of the Wang family in the east of the city?"

Aunt Feng glanced at Xu Jiaorong secretly, "I know him, his father is Hanlin! He retired from the capital and came back from the capital."

Li Gongfu said: "Master Wang's house has lost something, some people say that you stole the money from Master Wang's house!"

Aunt Feng waved her hand hastily, "I... how could I steal money from Mr. Wang's house? There are so many nursing homes in their house, and I'm a woman, so I can't even enter the gate of his house."

Li Gongfu said: "Then I don't care. To tell you the truth, you have great suspicions now. You are not allowed to leave Qiantang County recently. Our county government may arrest you for questioning at any time!"

Aunt Feng nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, I listen to the officer. Officer, it's time to cook at my house, can I go back first?"

Li Gongfu raised his hand and held the knife at his waist, "Okay, you can go! Remember! You are not allowed to leave Qiantang County recently!"

"Yes, yes, sir, don't worry!" Aunt Feng glanced at Li Gongfu's waist knife, with cold sweat on her forehead.She squatted with her hands together and said a blessing.She didn't even say hello to Xu Jiaorong, and ran away with small steps.

Seeing her running away, Li Gongfu said embarrassedly: "I see that woman pestered you and tricked her away by telling a little lie. She should be terrified to death recently and won't bother you anymore. After a while, If she bothers you again, you can tell me."

Xu Jiaorong lowered her head and smiled, "Thank you Brother Li for coming here to help me out."

Li Gongfu's ears and neck were red, he lowered his head shyly, "I didn't come here to help you out on purpose. I... I just want to ask, how to get to Heizhu Lane?"

Xu Xian stamped his feet upstairs, "Li Gongfu is such a big piece of wood, what a great opportunity to show his merits, he doesn't know how to seize it! Stupid!"

Erlangshen smiled, "Really? But I don't think he is very stupid."

Xu Xian was not convinced, "What do you know? You must have a sweet mouth, so that you can catch up with girls!"

Erlang Shen said in a bad tone: "It sounds like you are very experienced."

Erlangshen's tone and expression were a bit unfriendly, but Xu Xian was not a man who would easily admit defeat. He raised his head and said arrogantly: "Experience...is quite a lot! After all, San Shengmu, Seventh Princess, and Erlangshen all like me! I There is a heartthrob in the character setting!"

Erlang Shen: "...You seem to be right, but I want to tell you that Xu Jiaorong and Li Gongfu have already left, and your sister will be home soon."

Xu Xian hugged Erlangshen's thigh in horror, "Hurry up! Take me home quickly! Don't let my sister find out that I sneaked out again. If my sister gets angry, she will take off my pants and beat me Ass!"

Erlang pinched his double chin and laughed, "Suddenly understand why you are so obedient?"

Xu Xian's face turned red strangely, "We two old men, let's not play too weirdly!"

Erlang God: "..."

Li Gongfu relieved Xu Jiaorong, so Xu Jiaorong invited him to his house for a cup of tea.

Opening the courtyard door, Xu Jiaorong saw her baby brother obediently standing in front of Erlang God reciting the Three Character Scripture.

Li Gongfu opened his mouth in surprise!You just stayed in the teahouse and couldn't come out, how could you leave faster than them?

Seeing her younger brother studying hard, Xu Jiaorong was very happy, "Thank you, Mr. Yang! I don't know many words. I thought it would delay my younger brother. I didn't expect to meet Mr. to teach him how to read and write, and understand the truth."

Erlangshen said with a smile: "I am his master, so it is right to teach him how to read."

Li Gongfu stood aside, watching Xu Jiaorong and Erlang God talking and laughing, feeling a little uncomfortable.Does Miss Xu like this kind of little boy who can read and write?Then I have no chance?

Seeing Li Gongfu standing alone at the gate of the courtyard, Xu Jiaorong realized that she had neglected the guests.

"Brother Li, please come in and sit down. I'll make tea."

Li Gongfu sat stiffly opposite Erlangshen, while Xu Xian looked at him with his hands on the table.

Xu Xian asked softly, "Brother Li, you look very disappointed!"

Li Gongfu moved his lips, looked at Erlangshen several times, and finally made up his mind to ask: "Mr. Yang! You like... what do you think of Miss Xu?"

Erlangshen guessed what Li Gongfu was thinking at once, and he said with a smile: "Miss Xu is a good girl, whoever marries her is really a blessing from previous life. It's a pity that we cultivators can't get married, otherwise, I also want to marry Xu." girls like wives."

Li Gongfu heaved a sigh of relief after hearing Erlangshen's words, "It turns out that Mr. Yang is a cultivator! No wonder I suddenly appeared at the gate of Qingyu Hall yesterday! So it was your help!"

Xu Xian muttered: "Otherwise? It's not my master, who do you think it is?"

Li Gongfu scratched the back of his head, "...radish, radish essence?"

Xu Xian: I hate you!

Xu Jiaorong brought over the brewed tea, and Xu Xian also brought the packed snacks to the table.

Xu Jiaorong questioned: "Xu Xian! Where did the dim sum come from?"

Erlangshen said: "Miss Xu, don't blame Xu Xian, I bought the dim sum for him."

Li Gongfu also said: "That's right! That's right! Mr. Yang took him to the teahouse to buy it himself!"

Erlang Shen and Xu Xian shot death rays at him together, Li Gongfu has such a big mouth, Xu Jiaorong doesn't allow Xian to run around, so it's all exposed now!If I knew he was so stupid, why did I rush back to memorize the Three Character Classic just now?

Seeing Erlang Shen and Xu Xian's eyes were wrong, Li Gongfu quickly covered his mouth.

Xu Jiaorong sighed, she patted Xu Xian's head, "Since it was Mr. Yang who took you out, I won't say anything about you, there won't be a next time."

Xu Xian nodded again and again, "Enen, I will always listen to my sister from now on."

Li Gongfu felt that the atmosphere was a little awkward. It happened that there was no water in the water tank at the door of the kitchen, so he volunteered to go out with a pole and a bucket.

Xu Xian waved his little hand to let Erlang God avoid him temporarily. When Erlang God left, Xu Xian lay on his sister's knee and asked, "Sister, what do you think of Brother Li?"

Xu Jiaorong asked: "How about what?"

"That's... Do you think he can be my brother-in-law?"

Xu Jiaorong pinched Xu Xian's fat face, "Don't talk nonsense."

Xu Xian rubbed his cheeks, "I think it's quite suitable! You can think about the rest yourself!"

Erlang God had already found out Li Gongfu's life experience, and Erlang God was in charge, Xu Xian still had nothing to worry about, and now he was waiting for Xu Jiaorong's attitude.

Ever since Li Gongfu helped Xu Jiaorong carry water once, he has often come to Xu's house since then.He not only came to Xu's house every day to help carry water, but also cleaned the yard and repaired the house.

Xu Jiaorong was certainly moved when someone treated her sincerely, but what moved her the most was Li Gongfu's attitude towards Xu Xian.Li Gongfu would buy snacks for Xu Xian every time he went to patrol the streets, and taught Xu Xian martial arts in his spare time.

Regardless of whether Xu Xianxue has learned the real skills or not, Xu Jiaorong is also happy when Li Gongfu treats Xu Xian as his own younger brother.

Both of them have affection for each other, and they only have to pierce the last layer of window paper.

This day Xu Jiaorong was doing needlework as usual, when someone knocked on the door outside, Xu Xian ran to open the door bouncing around.

Li Gongfu rubbed the soft hair on the top of Xu Xian's head, "Little brother, are you good today?"

Xu Xian nodded, "Good."

Li Gongfu handed him a pack of sweet-scented osmanthus cake, "I bought it for you, go inside and eat it!"

Xu Xian thanked happily, and went into the house with the sweet-scented osmanthus cake.Xu Jiaorong stood up, lowered her head and said, "Don't always buy things for him from now on, boy, why are you so coquettish?"

Li Gongfu blushed, and took out another pack of snacks from behind, "This is for you. You girls should like to eat snacks. I'll buy you another pack, so you don't have to compete with your brother."

Xu Jiaorong reached out to take the dim sum, and said very softly, "Thank you, Brother Li."

Li Gongfu sat opposite her, watching her eat snacks in a gentle manner.He secretly wiped the sweat from his palms on the hem of his clothes.

Li Gongfu said nervously: "Today...I had a talk with my cousin."

"Talk about what?"

"I told my cousin that if I want to marry, I can marry whoever I like. It doesn't matter if she brings her brother or not. Life is a matter for the two of us. As long as we work together, we will be able to live a prosperous life."

Xu Jiaorong put down the half-bitten snack, "Then...then what did your cousin say?"

Li Gongfu smiled and said: "Of course he agreed. He has entrusted a matchmaker and will come to propose marriage tomorrow. Now it depends on whether he agrees or not."

Li Gongfu took out a red cloth bag from his arms, opened the cloth bag, and inside were two red gold earrings.

Pushing the earring towards Xu Jiaorong, Li Gongfu asked: "This is for you, do you want it?"

Xu Jiaorong lowered her head and pursed her lips into a smile, with two blushes on her fair cheeks, she shyly put away the gold pendant.Seeing that she had put away the things, Li Gongfu said happily, "I'll come to you tomorrow!" Then he ran away.

Xu Xian and Erlang Shen were peeking at the window, he sighed and shook his head, "This is too subtle!"

Erlang Shen asked: "Otherwise?"

"Why do you have to say some sweet love words? Why do I love you, I like you! There are no hills in the mountains, and the heaven and the earth are in harmony, so you dare to break with the king or something."

Erlang shook his head, "You haven't said such a thing to me yet!"

"Don't be so wronged! We just got together, and I gave you several loving kisses. Don't deny it after kissing!"