[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Xu Xian was hurt by that radish essence, he turned his head away and refused to talk to Li Gongfu.

It was cold and dewy at night, so Erlang Shen covered Xu Xian's face with the corner of the quilt.He said to Li Gongfu: "Since Mr. Li is willing to help, please spread a rumor."

"What rumour?"

"Let's just say... if the son of the Wang family doesn't get promoted, Mr. Wang is afraid that there will be no successors."

Li Gongfu thought for a while, "Okay, this matter is on me, what else do I need to do?"

"Not for the time being, Mr. Li, you should go back and rest early!"

Li Gongfu bowed his hands to Erlang Shen, and before he had time to say goodbye, he found himself at the door of Qingyutang pharmacy.Li Gongfu blinked, it wasn't the radish essence... Could it be that they are gods? !

The prince had a good night's sleep with his beautiful maid in his arms, and slept until noon the next day.After waking up and finishing his lunch, he picked out a purple-red gown embroidered with gold thread and wore it. He wore a square scarf on his head, and in his hand he held an exquisite gold-painted beauty folding fan. Dressed up very richly.

He ordered the servant to harness the car, shook his folding fan, got in the car and went straight to Wanhualou, the largest brothel in Hangzhou City.

When we arrived at the Wanhua Building, it was already evening, and when Mr. Wang got out of the car, Gui Nu came out with a smile on his face, "Mr. Wang, why did you come here? Miss Siyu misses you every day, and she shed tears! Lost a lot of weight."

The words of the turtle slave have greatly benefited the prince, so this can explain his charm, doesn't it?He gave the reward very generously, and walked squarely into Wanhualou.

As soon as he entered the door, Prince Wang felt something was wrong.In the past, people who came to catch up with others could block the door.Not only did no one fawn on him today, but the people in the building looked at him strangely.

A young prince dressed in blue silk walked over with his entourage and said, "I heard that you won't lift it, prince! You are so heart-warming and fat. You are still like this, and you are still interested in visiting Hualou?"

As soon as the words fell, the followers all laughed loudly, and even the onlookers covered their mouths and snickered.

Prince Wang was so angry that his face turned red. He had always been at odds with this brother in blue, and was often jealous because of the rivalry between singers and dancers.Today he dared to say that he would not lift, how could the prince bear this tone.He casually grabbed a jug on the table and threw it at the young man in blue.

A follower stood up and took the wine jug aside, the young man in blue sneered, "Hey! You are so talented! How dare you hit me? Come on! Strip him off and throw him into the street!"

The old bustard saw that the matter was going to make a big fuss, so he ran out to smooth things over.

"You two young masters, don't be like this, don't be like this! We are all old acquaintances, so you should give me a face, and let's get along together to make money together! OK?"

Prince Wang didn't bring any entourage, but only a coachman.He understood that if there was a fight, he would definitely suffer.The old bustard gave him steps, and he hurried down the steps.

"For mother's sake, I... I don't care about you!"

The young man in blue grinned, "What? Cowardly? Alright! I'll do my mother a favor today and don't care about you!"

The old procuress gently pushed Prince Wang, "Young Master Wang, hurry up and go upstairs! Miss Siyu thinks about you so much that she's about to become lovesick. You have to comfort her well."

Wang Gongzi suppressed his anger, shook his sleeves and went upstairs.The young man in blue didn't stop him, he turned his body sideways to make way.

When Prince Wang entered Siyu's room, the young master in blue yelled loudly, "Come on, let's all go to the next room and listen to the corner to see if this young master Wang is really refusing to lift, or just pretending not to lift!"

A group of good young masters applauded loudly, and the old bustard rushed over to stop him, "Mr. Wu! Please pity me! Mr. Wang is my guest. How can others see what this guest is doing in the room? If you go and listen It's a corner, who will dare to come to my Wanhua Building in the future!"

Mr. Wu took out a bank note from his pocket, and dangled it in front of the old bustard's eyes.

"Then, for the sake of the bank note, can you accommodate me once?"

The old bustard's eyeballs followed the banknote back and forth, and she saw the denomination of the banknote clearly, and quickly grabbed the banknote in her hand.She winked at Mr. Wu, "You can't make this matter public. Everything else is up to you."

Mr. Wu spent money and took the good people to the room next to Mr. Wang.

Wang Gongzi was questioned by others just now about his incompetence, and he felt suffocated.He was eager to prove himself, he didn't talk to Siyu when he entered the room, he picked up Siyu and threw him on the bed, and went straight to the point.

Si Yu said dissatisfiedly: "Prince Wang really has no conscience. He didn't come here for several days, and he didn't talk to me when he came. You are so anxious, have you never seen a woman?"

Prince Wang took off all his clothes, "That Wu man dares to say that I won't do it, I have to let him see, I have been in the world for so many years, and I am not a fool for nothing!"

Siyu giggled, "Young master, don't you know Siyu? What kind of prestige are you playing with me? If you have the ability, just put Young Master Wu on the bed!"

Prince Wang flung all his fat, and said wretchedly: "Master, I don't like that bite, little beauty, come here, let the uncle kiss you!"

Prince Wang threw himself on the bed, and the solid nanmu bed creaked when he smashed it.

Mr. Wu heard it from the next door, and whispered: "The business of Wanhualou is not worthwhile. He entertained a guest and broke a bed! Isn't this a loss of money?"

The people in the room covered their mouths and laughed.

After a while, Siyu said strangely: "My lord, what's wrong with you?"

Prince Wang said anxiously: "I don't know what's going on? Why didn't you respond?"

Siyu stretched out her slender jade hands to wrap around Prince Wang's neck, "Don't worry, don't think about other people's words, let's take our time!"

After a while, it was still useless, Siyu said impatiently: "Are you good at all?"

Prince Wang slapped her across the face, "Shut up! Why can't I do it? Tell me! Did you conspire with that surnamed Wu to harm me!"

Siyu was beaten until the corner of her mouth was bleeding, "Damn! Do you really think you are someone? You go to Hangzhou City to inquire, early this morning, the news of your refusal spread all over Huajie. Obviously If you can't do it yourself, you still rely on others! You are really promising!"

Siyu tore off the bed curtain and wrapped it around her body. She opened the door and let Prince Wang go out. "Since you can't do it, hurry up, don't play this girl here!"

Mr. Wu came from the next door, leading a large group of people to whistle into the house!Prince Wang hurriedly put clothes on his body. The more anxious he was, the more he couldn't put on the clothes. Finally, he couldn't take it anymore, grabbed the clothes, and ran out with his buttocks bare.

Mr. Wu took the lead and shouted: "Your Majesty, go slowly!" A lot of people followed suit, "Your Majesty, you come here often!"

Holding his clothes, he ran out of Wanhua Tower in embarrassment. When he was going down the steps, Mr. Wang stepped on the air, and his nose hit the stone steps, and his nose bleed all over the place.People coming and going on the street looked at Wang Gongzi and pointed.

who is this?It's really indecent to run around with no clothes on and a bare ass.

Prince Wang barely covered his face and body with his clothes, he finally found his own carriage, climbed into the carriage quickly, and urged the driver to leave quickly.

Seeing the young master's ugliness, the coachman couldn't help but sneer in his heart. He knew that the young master had played too much and something would happen sooner or later.He heard it all just now, the young master stopped raising it.oops!So what if the master is rich?In the end, don't you want to cut off your children and grandchildren?

In Qiantang County, Xu Jiaorong went to the embroidery shop to sell all the embroidered products she had made before, and then returned with some new work.

No one was watching, so Xu Xian sneaked out to play with God Erlang.The two sat in the teahouse and ordered several plates of dim sum fruits. Xu Xian wore a small scarf around his neck and ate red bayberry with relish.

Erlangshen wiped the red juice from the corner of Xu Xian's mouth with a handkerchief, "Eat less, and be careful of toothache."

Xu Xian waved his hand, "It's okay, my teeth are recovering! I'm not afraid of cavities, I still have a chance to change my teeth."

Erlang Shen said: "If you continue to eat like this, be careful to become as fat as Wang."

Xu Xian grabbed another red bayberry and stuffed it into his mouth, "I don't know how to do it! I'm baby fat now, and I'm puffy! When I grow up, I'll lose weight. And red bayberry is a snack, and it's the second stomach. You won’t get fat if you eat it!”

Erlangshen happened to see Li Gongfu passing by downstairs, and he picked up a red bayberry and threw it on his hat.

Li Gongfu looked up and saw him and Xu Xian, waved at them, turned and went upstairs.

Cupping his fists at God Erlang, Li Gongfu said, "Young master, the rumors have already spread, so don't worry about it."

Xu Xian said sweetly to him: "Brother Li is working hard!" He pushed the plate of red bayberries to Li Gongfu, "Brother Li eats red bayberries."

After Li Gongfu sat down, he squeezed a red bayberry in his hand, and asked nervously, "Little brother Xu...are you and your sister okay?"

Xu Xian held his chin, "It's good! Brother Li, did you stay up all night?"

Li Gongfu said: "Oh, I went back to Hangzhou overnight last night, so I didn't sleep much."

Xu Xian and Erlangshen looked at each other, Li Gongfu probably went back to Hangzhou last night to spread rumors.

Xu Xian looked Li Gongfu up and down, and the more he looked, the more satisfied he became.The man is tall and strong, with thick eyebrows and big eyes.He has a stable job and is a good person.He only met Sister Xu once, and he was willing to break into the private house at night because of her.At first glance, he is a good candidate to be his brother-in-law.

Xu Xian asked: "Brother Li, have you married a wife yet?"

Li Gongfu blushed and shook his head, "I didn't marry a wife, nor was I engaged!"

Xu Xian asked again: "Brother Li, what kind of lady do you want to find?"

Li Gongfu thought to himself, I want to marry your sister, but the words went around in my stomach for a few times, and I didn't dare to say it in the end.

Li Gongfu said perfunctorily: "You can marry any kind of woman, as long as she can take care of my family for me."

Xu Xian couldn't help curling his lips when he heard this, feeling that he didn't look like he would love his wife.

"Brother Li, if you get married, will you treat your wife well?"

Li Gongfu said: "Of course! If you marry a lady, you must treat her well!" He fantasized about marrying Miss Xu, "When I marry a lady, I will hand over all the money in the family to her. She You can buy whatever you want and spend it however you want!"

Xu Xian nodded in satisfaction, and it can be included in the brother-in-law's key investigation objects!I just like the kind of brother-in-law who is willing to spend money for his sister!